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Topicdo you clap after watching a porno?
SquantoZ
03/30/23 12:27:01 PM
#5
No, wtf lol. I wait until after the deed is done to start clapping

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TopicWhy doesn't the US send people to the UK to teach them English?
SquantoZ
03/27/23 8:23:28 PM
#1
Those people are suffering so much. Can't even pronounce Tuesday.

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TopicBig Trouble in Little China spoilers
SquantoZ
03/27/23 3:49:20 PM
#2
I swear this movie inspired Mortal Kombat

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TopicKC police accused of targeting minority neighborhoods for ticket quotas
SquantoZ
03/27/23 1:47:29 PM
#14
bigblu89 posted...
Well, obviously not if it's a police officer filing this complaint/lawsuit.

Most cops

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TopicStress is such a personal problem.
SquantoZ
03/25/23 2:17:15 PM
#2
Que

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TopicIn theory, isn't everything a 50/50 chance?
SquantoZ
03/15/23 9:28:56 AM
#10
There was a 50/50 chance I'd post in this topic so I chose not to

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TopicSweden and Finland are top 2 in the betting to win Eurovision 2023.
SquantoZ
03/15/23 9:17:52 AM
#25
Is this whole contest as ridiculously hilarious as that one Will Ferrel movie?

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TopicWet mangos or dry mangos?
SquantoZ
03/06/23 2:12:59 PM
#2
I like my women like I like my mangos...

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TopicHow could anyone afford a fucking house these days
SquantoZ
03/06/23 9:01:30 AM
#24
Bought my house when the rates were close to an all time low in 2020. My mortgage is about the same as the average 2 bedroom apartment in Massachusetts. I also doubled my salary in that same year.

While I'm happy with how my circumstances turned out, a whole lot of luck played into it and not everyone will have similar scenarios

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TopicWould Dark Souls be ruined if you had a party?
SquantoZ
03/04/23 10:56:24 AM
#2
Why would it? People loved multiplayer but hated the process of getting it to work so this would likely be an improvement.

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/04/23 10:54:16 AM
#38
The_Korey posted...
My pick up artists told me if she makes eye kontact for more than 4 seconds, I'm in. Nice try, random guy on CE.

Did she actually tell you that though or did you just imagine it?

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TopicDying women went to hospital to save her life, they called the cops instead
SquantoZ
03/03/23 9:55:36 AM
#43
ACAB and the medical system is complete shitshow.

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/23 3:32:56 PM
#26
ApherosyLove posted...
I'm more in love with the delicious drink.

this great post

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/23 2:03:32 PM
#21
thronedfire2 posted...
What about waitresses?

Imagine falling in love with someone who is just being nice to you for tips. Just the tip.

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/23 2:02:22 PM
#18
divot1338 posted...
The barista at my Starbucks got divorced six months ago and is thirsty.

She can make herself a drink.

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/23 1:43:54 PM
#11
FL81 posted...
my local barista was flirting with me the other day and I felt very uncomfortable and wanted to leave

this happened

A_Good_Boy posted...
Then they need to stop memorizing my drink order.

How dare they lead you on like that?

Were_Wyrm posted...
But they made it with love, that was the secret ingredient.

Love doesn't taste sweet

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TopicIdk who needs to hear this but STOP falling in love with your local baristas.
SquantoZ
03/02/23 1:20:00 PM
#1
Just because they make you a delicious drink doesn't mean they are in love with you.

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TopicDo you watch old, black and white films much?
SquantoZ
03/02/23 12:34:59 PM
#3
no because I enjoy seeing color

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Topicdo conservatives want to simulate the middle east?
SquantoZ
03/02/23 12:28:53 PM
#61
Has any conservative in this topic provided an alternative conservative/republican agenda?

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TopicPeople think if a child is circumcised at a young age it won't affect them
SquantoZ
02/28/23 2:52:44 PM
#148
Corbenik posted...
Like I did with covid I think I'm gonna listen to the CDC on this one.

the benefits outweigh the risk

SIMPLE AS THAT

I mean...wear a condom, maybe.

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TopicWhy is Dick a substitute for Richard?
SquantoZ
02/23/23 1:54:15 PM
#5
All Dicks are Richards but not all Richards are Dicks.

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TopicMost young men are single. Most young women are not.
SquantoZ
02/23/23 11:32:44 AM
#142
lol lonely dudes need to just start banging each other then...modern problems require modern solutions

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TopicScenario: Every Karen in the world becomes a young black man overnight.
SquantoZ
02/23/23 9:59:57 AM
#7
They would probably all commit suicide

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TopicJust so you guys know
SquantoZ
02/15/23 2:06:06 PM
#5
R1masher posted...
Should I get lubed up now?

Bro...obviously

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TopicWhy do employers hate people working from home?
SquantoZ
02/13/23 12:11:23 PM
#11
A_Good_Boy posted...
Control

VeggetaX posted...
Because if I'm at the office then there's less chance I'm looking for a better job

WingsOfGood posted...
harder to keep people down if they can use downtime to do personal work, save money, learn skills, read books etc

you want them staring at a screen pretending to look busy because that keeps them from going to /r/antiwork and stuff or job hunting for better life

who knows they might even be GASP a vtuber and about to quit when their channel takes off!

Lokison posted...
Because then employees can slack off more.

They are still getting 100% of the work assigned to them done still, you say? Well now they can't tell if they can pile more work in you or not. It might only take you 4 hours to do everything, but that's 4 hours they could normally ask you to do more work that's not part of your job description.

all of the above

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TopicI upgraded my old police Remington 870.
SquantoZ
02/09/23 12:39:06 PM
#3
is it pointed at your dick in the first picture?

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TopicThe Pope, on the middle finger
SquantoZ
02/02/23 9:28:44 AM
#5
I'm suddenly no longer atheist

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TopicCE has been on fire this morning.
SquantoZ
01/31/23 10:46:42 AM
#2
that's just chlamydia

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Topicwhy do bri*ish people drive on the left?
SquantoZ
01/31/23 10:43:23 AM
#7
Because they don't want to miss their brexit

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TopicIs it possible to make Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way in Hogwarts Legacy?
SquantoZ
01/31/23 10:41:43 AM
#8
RIP Hogwarts Legacy died at the Raven Way shot up to 97 Ebony Dark'ness Dementias

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TopicI should never have watched the Tyre Nichols video footage.
SquantoZ
01/31/23 9:56:55 AM
#1
I was literally shedding tears watching that. ACAB

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TopicMy dad passed away 3 years ago today
SquantoZ
01/27/23 9:14:03 AM
#2
Whoa...my brother also died 3 years ago today. The pain stays. We just become used to it over time. RIP to your dad and my brother, TC!


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TopicBat vs. Knife. Which weapon would win in a fight? >_>
SquantoZ
01/27/23 9:12:10 AM
#57
I had a bat swung at my head once and I caught it bare handed. People would be more comfortable using their arms to block or catch a bat. So I say knife wins this.

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Topic"We recommend avoiding generally dehumanizing "the" labels."
SquantoZ
01/27/23 9:10:14 AM
#25
lmao

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TopicIs Bruce Wayne a Furry?
SquantoZ
01/23/23 12:38:15 PM
#5
White
Male
Rich
Privileged
Likely Republican

Yeah, I think it checks out.

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TopicM&M's are suspending all of the spokescandies indefinitely
SquantoZ
01/23/23 12:36:01 PM
#54
y'all out here really trying to clap chocolate candy cheeks?!

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TopicWhat's currently your official job title?
SquantoZ
01/23/23 10:03:16 AM
#4
Daddy

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Topic"Pervert!" woman gets called out for filming inside a gym!
SquantoZ
01/23/23 9:49:41 AM
#12
Joey Swoll is out here checking everybody with toxic gym behavior these days

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Topicstudent pretends to have gun & other kids jump him
SquantoZ
01/20/23 9:04:54 AM
#27
gun or not, you don't go towards a school pretending to have a gun. Those kids have had enough dealing with hearing about shooting after shooting after shooting. Fight or flight response kicked in!

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TopicWhat brand of laundry detergent is your favorite?
SquantoZ
01/13/23 10:01:25 AM
#3
that Costco brand is dope

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TopicFemale cop banged 20% of her police department, got fired.
SquantoZ
01/13/23 9:53:21 AM
#102
She's a hero for tearing apart that police department

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TopicTeacher tased to death by LAPD
SquantoZ
01/13/23 9:48:28 AM
#26
I fucking hate cops. Everything single one of them. How do you not realize that he's terrified and clearly not doing well mentally in that situation? And you immediate thought is to resort to violence? WTF

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TopicSo like is there a particular way I can get cats to stay out of a room?
SquantoZ
01/13/23 9:12:50 AM
#4
Shadowplay posted...
About the only way that I know of is by scaring them, but then they form a permanent association with being afraid of your room.

sound ideal for him

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TopicAll it takes is a little perspective
SquantoZ
01/12/23 12:20:30 PM
#3
Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nurning annintant by your nide?

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TopicThe Chainsmokers had threesomes with their fans
SquantoZ
01/12/23 12:18:43 PM
#6
They are allowed to cross swords if they want to

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