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Noumas posted...

She's this popular singer on the radio, however the fun fact is that she actually started out on Disney as a TV show actress!

Funner fact: she started out as a wee tot on Barney.

I see where you're coming from but I don't think this works so well in Star Wars.

I too am a Wednesday-off, brother.

I gotta get my eyes checked... I somehow read the thread title as "Do you/Didyou ever shop at Bad Breath and Beyond?"

To answer the thread, I like their Bourbon Bath Wash/Lotion. I never go into one but I definitely buy their stuff every now and then.

I do out of habit but I'm slowly starting to become more lax with it.

Medussa posted...

just don't talk about him. my friend group loses people from time to time, and eventually everyone just moves on. 15-20 years is more than enough time to forget about that weird conspiracy stoner from high school.

This. I don't think he's mentioned once in the first season despite everyone showing up at some point. Just keep it up and never mention him again.

Lucian

Never. I don't think I'd even get a "AgentCoulson is SUSPENDED" thread if that were to happen.

TheSavageDragon posted...

What in the actual fuck. That's like asking small children to draw the Holocaust.

Yep. I've heard this same response when telling that story before. It's fucked up no matter what the reason behind the assignment but I really wish I could remember if she said why we were doing it.

Edit. My bad. Meant to edit. I should probably go to sleep.

In kindrgarten, we had this teachers aid that would ball up her fists and hit us over the head when we got in trouble. She only did it when the actual teacher wasn't around to see it. Eventually a few of us ended up telling the teacher who was shocked. After that the aid disappeared and we ended up with a chiller one.

In first grade, I was sent to another teachers class as punishment for talking (I'm sure). I stayed in that classroom, standing and staring at a wall, while the students were at lunch. The teacher and her friend (another teacher) talked about me and my mother the whole time. Old crones...

In second grade, my teacher had us draw pictures of the planes hitting the twin towers. I remember liking the way I drew the first plane and so I went overboard drawing three additional planes. When I presented the drawing to my teacher, she took one hard look at it and then went (I shit you not) "What the hell is this?"

Six year old me was stunned. Surely she didn't think the drawing was bad. I mean did she see how well I drew those planes??? Then she goes "How many planes attacked the towers?"

"Two?"

"So why did you draw four planes, hmm?"

Needless to say I had to redo the assignment with the right amount of planes. To this day I still don't know why drawing such a tragic event was an actual school assignment. Especially right after it happened >_>

In seventh grade, I and a friend of mine would frequently go visit my kindergarten teacher at the end of the day. It was always a pleasant visit for us looking back at it, I am sure she ttaumatized some of those poor kids. She had zero problem telling them how stupid or ugly she thought they were. At the time it was funny watching her rip into her students but now I wonder how many of them grew up with self esteem issues as a result. Crazy thing is I don't remember her doing that when I was in her class. I think she just stopped giving a fuck as she got older.

My ninth grade teacher didn't want us and made it known that she didn't want us. She wanted to teach seniors but for whatever reason she got stuck with the freshmen and so she took that out on us by being extra harsh when it came to grading our work. Even other teachers would say that she was purposely failing us. I had the same teacher in twelfth grade and she was much more pleasant.

Teachers, amirite?

I've had maybe two pm's in the last eleven years. I honestly forget that's even a thing here.

Wait. She's filing for divorce NOW?

Irony posted...

I guess not being killed a second time while simultaneously being able to not do anything at all is considered more powerful in some corners

To be fair, in current canon we've seen Ghost Yoda summon bolts of lightning from the sky and Ghost Anakin fight off a bunch dark side wraiths to save Luke. Force Ghost really do seem to be more powerful than you can possibly imagine now. Obi just didn't feel like helping out.

Heartomaton posted...

The quiet guy isn't the next guy to walk in, he was already there. Even if he's in danger, he was already there. He has the "luxury" of waiting and seeing if machete man actually makes good on his threats before he has to decide if he really needs to leave or not.

In this hypothetical, you're the next person to walk into the bar, which puts you in the most danger.

But I'm already in the bar too. He says "Suppose you're in a bar" not "Suppose you walk into a bar."

Same shit I normally do except eventually I'd just stop going to work and paying my bills/'mortgage.

Adyingod posted...

You don't think that's weird? He's 11, and she strangled him...

The two of them sleeping in the same bed isn't weird. Maybe there were watching movies and fell asleep.

Heartomaton posted...

No. As a quiet person, the saying is bullshit.

If you don't want to believe me, then listen to George.

https://youtu.be/xeo_Ypmba70

If there's a guy sitting in the corner calmly reading a book while some loudmouth maniac bangs on a table screaming "I'm gonna kill the next mother fucker that walks in here!" I'm watching the quiet guy. The loud dude has already tipped his hand. We know he's going to murder someone. But what is that quiet dude sitting in the corner quietly reading while not giving a fuck about the crazed maniac about to do?

"Get like me!" the large woman screamed as she flipped her t-shirt up, exposing the low swinging sack that passed for her stomach.

NoxObscuras posted...

But why did the mom just stand there for the first 10 seconds?

She was buffering.

I'm still trying to figure out Camel-Z pulled Beyonce to begin with.

Get fucked, lady.

No sausage is worth this!

He was in that Cooties movie.

Poorly posted...

Idris Elba as The Kang

Kang's going to kick the Avengers ass and then do the Carlton on top of their corpses.

No_U_L7 posted...

are you mistaking HOA for rent or mortgage...

CanuckCowboy posted...

Has to be.

Nope. Wish I were.

Mines is $732.23. And I don't live in the best neighborhood >_>

There was a thread here yesterday about a dude that showed to the wrong address to pick up his sister and the homeowner shot him. It's crazy that whipping out a gun and blasting is the first thing that comes to these peoples mind. Next we're going to hear about an increase in Jehovah Witness or Girl Scout deaths.

By Myself and Part Of Me

Bizzaro - GLADIUS

https://youtu.be/kakv819rQbs

Definitely me.

I didn't like any of that.

Thought he was an NPC but he was really a secret boss.

He's been deaged multiple times in thd comics so probably, yes.

Everytime I've been modded I've thought "Seriously? That's what I'm in trouble for???"

Trickfinger posted...

Nothing

I should do something about that...

Tomorrow for sure.

TIL I've been here for more than 10 years... The fuck am I doing with my life...

Surprised he's that skinny.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

in this case, i think the girl is the criminal for lying about her age.

This. She knew what she was doing.

By going to work. Easter died with my grandmother for me. Maybe it'll rise again once I have some kids of my own.

Geoff Johns

Younger me would've let it go. At this current stage of my life though? I don't know. Even if I did tell them I forgave them, I don't think I'd want anything to do with them still.

That shit looked liked something out of a Family Guy cutaway gag.

Guess that means Hermione will indeed be black, which is fine. I don't remember her ever being described as having white skin in the books. Just bushy hair and buck teeth. I wonder if she'll use the show to retcon Harry/Ginny since she said she prefers Harry/Hermione.

SimulationSwarm posted...

Lmao someone on here said the same thing with the council of Kangs a couple months ago. No, Rick and Morty did not invent that.

Just wait until we get the Council of Reeds.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Depends on context.

This. If it's just "I'm old and you're young so I can say/do whatever and you have to respect me" then fuck no.

Revelation34 posted...

Naked children is illegal.

But naked old people isn't. I hope you're ready to see Professor McGonagall go down on Sprout while Flitwick stands on a stack of textbooks and plays with her snatch.

greenjeans posted...

Lol did you just look that up in your own book?

Nah. Unfortunately my copy is still in storage.

Agents encountered McGrath at a commercial intersection just west of Knoxville around 6:30 p.m. and opened fire, according to FBI public affairs officer Shayne Buchwald. It was not immediately clear if FBI agents shot McGrath or he wounded himself, and Buchwald said the incident was under investigation.

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