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TopicWhich superhero could completely lose both legs
jumi
01/10/23 10:00:06 PM
#10
Superman.

I mean, he can fly. Don't need legs for that.

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TopicYou ever just moan after eating something so delicious that isn't a genitals?
jumi
01/10/23 9:59:01 PM
#9
I can't wait until scientists invent food that moans when you eat it.

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TopicMCU: Who will be the one to beat Kang?
jumi
01/10/23 9:07:59 PM
#32
Crimsoness posted...
Ant-Man will fly up his urethra and expand

Then The Boys sues.

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TopicI wonder what's the science behind 100 Presidents, or, the philosophical
jumi
01/10/23 5:22:51 AM
#4
What the hell is 100 Presidents?

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TopicI went to a poor trash school. Ask me stuff
jumi
01/10/23 5:20:53 AM
#7
Tell us poor trash stories from your poor trash school.

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TopicYou know, Augustus Gloop really wasn't that bad of a kid in the 1971 Willy Wonka
jumi
01/09/23 11:13:50 PM
#24
Mike Teevee wasn't that bad.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
jumi
01/09/23 11:47:12 AM
#141
Revelation34 posted...
That would be impossible since the robber used a fake gun.

The shooter used his own gun to shoot the guy in the head.

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TopicA bomb has been planted at the base
jumi
01/08/23 11:49:02 PM
#8
Bomb da base.

*equips sniper rifle*

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
jumi
01/08/23 11:48:02 PM
#120
Revelation34 posted...
He would have already been dead at that point so no execution.

Nope.

If someone jumps off a building and as they are falling, you shoot them in the head, you are legally guilty of murder, even though the fall would have killed them. That's what the law says.

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TopicZelda fans: Is Botw in your top 5 Zelda games?
jumi
01/08/23 10:38:42 PM
#23
In no particular order:

LttP
Zelda 1
LBW
Link's Awakening
BotW


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TopicBritany Spears looks terrible, she legit needs help
jumi
01/08/23 10:29:15 PM
#86
LordYeezus posted...
She's still hot. Just bad lighting in most of her pics. She looked good on her wedding.

Plus she wears too much eye shadow. Still hot, though.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
jumi
01/08/23 10:28:19 PM
#117
Kloe_Rinz posted...
Didnt deserve to die, and earned it can both apply concurrently. Hes walking around aiming a fake gun at people. Theres no reason to blame someone even for shooting them in the back. Does someone deserve to die for holding up a fast food place with a fake gun? Of course not. But its 100% his own fault and theres nobody to blame but himself. The person who shot the robber doesnt deserve to be punished even slightly for shooting someone with what he thought was a gun in an active robber/hostage scenario especially when hes walking around aiming the thing at everyone

WHEN HE TOOK THE LAST SHOT THE ROBBER DID NOT HAVE A WEAPON. That is not self-defense, it is an execution, and is not legal or morally right.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
jumi
01/08/23 10:37:22 AM
#89
Kloe_Rinz posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/4/AAfAHXAAEEgk.png

"not a threat"

you need to learn what the fuck the words you spout mean

The last shot he shot the guy in the head while he was unarmed. That's not self-defense, that's an execution.

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TopicRobber shot, killed by customer at taqueria in SW Houston
jumi
01/08/23 4:59:52 AM
#58
When the shooter took the ninth shot, the guy was on the ground and unarmed. He summarily executed the guy.

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TopicWhat do the docs do with the foreskin after the circumcision?
jumi
01/08/23 4:55:04 AM
#10
Feed it to pit bulls.

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TopicBritany Spears looks terrible, she legit needs help
jumi
01/08/23 3:50:37 AM
#69
If you want recent pics go look at her Insta. She posts on there all the time.

(That said, former TC sucks for no pics.)

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TopicYou come home and find this lion in you backyard. What do you do?
jumi
01/06/23 2:42:56 AM
#5
Nothing. He's just LION around!

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TopicYou give her something and she says "but wait ugly, isnt this...?"
jumi
01/06/23 2:41:18 AM
#2
But how did I get to Mars?

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TopicGoing to the gender store does anyone want anything
jumi
01/05/23 10:29:53 PM
#25
Two women, a man, and an enby.

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TopicTIL a local "shaman" is going to marry the princess of Norway
jumi
01/05/23 10:28:44 PM
#13
She's gonna convert him to Asatru.

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TopicI have 4 mercenaries hunting me in AC:Odyssey right now
jumi
01/05/23 10:27:23 PM
#7
Lure them to a cliff then kick them off.

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TopicOklahoma wants to make it a felony to provide gender affirming care under 26
jumi
01/05/23 9:18:44 PM
#33
Party of freedom.

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Topicoh no, someone snatched up da puppy i was thinking of buying ;(
jumi
01/05/23 5:33:50 AM
#2
Don't breed, adopt.

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Topicis prime bill goldberg the top rated wrestler of all time?
jumi
01/05/23 4:42:55 AM
#10
The dude killed Bret Hart's career. That alone makes him the worst thing ever.

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TopicGenesis does....
jumi
01/04/23 9:35:48 PM
#8
...what Angeal don't.

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TopicDexter's mom or Elastagirl?
jumi
01/03/23 6:00:47 PM
#9
TaylorHeinicke posted...
it's elastagirl, how is that even a contest

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Topicdo you bleach your butthole?
jumi
01/01/23 8:48:41 PM
#12
No.

I bleach YOUR butthole.

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TopicWait what do they call yugioh cards in yugioh?
jumi
01/01/23 6:32:05 PM
#10
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Also in season zero of Yugioh, wasn't it way less card games and more Yami going around inflicting death and other excessive punishments on people he didn't like?

Yeah.

Good times.

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TopicClip from M3gan, upcoming movie about android babysitter than gets violent
jumi
01/01/23 10:23:13 AM
#7
Those scenes where the doll dances give serious uncanny valley vibes.

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TopicWait what do they call yugioh cards in yugioh?
jumi
01/01/23 10:18:18 AM
#6
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Yugi=game
-oh=king of
Ho-oh=king of hoes?

Fun fact: Kaiba-oh means "Lion King."

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TopicWhy is Meghan Markle so reviled by the average Brit?
jumi
12/28/22 4:39:03 AM
#97
  1. Black.
  2. Murricun.

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TopicAnyone else like Death Note from Netflix ? -Spoilers-
jumi
12/28/22 4:36:51 AM
#6
In the manga and anime, if you write something that can't happen, it just won't happen and the person will die from a heart attack. In the Netflix show, HEAVEN AND EARTH WILL MOVE AND PHYSICS WILL CHANGE so that anything you write will happen, no matter how improbable.

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TopicWhatever happened to Lady Fyre?
jumi
12/28/22 12:56:34 AM
#6
Xev Bellringer is hotter.

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TopicI'm a trans girl who had a bad day but a great month, AMA!
jumi
12/27/22 9:48:21 PM
#11
1. Why was your day bad?

2. Why was your month great?

3. Did you get anything fun for Xmas?

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TopicRussian sausage magnate dies after falling out of Indian hotel window
jumi
12/27/22 5:57:02 AM
#20
The Chad Hillary Clinton: three shots to the back of the head, "suicide"

The Virgin Vladimir Putin: fall out a window, "accident"

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TopicScenario: Someone knocks on your door and when you open
jumi
12/26/22 8:20:46 AM
#13
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Yeah, he sure dodged that cross.

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TopicWhy on Earth did the Black Horse Courier tell people about the Black Sacrament?
jumi
12/26/22 8:17:52 AM
#3
Sithis Courier

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TopicScenario: Someone knocks on your door and when you open
jumi
12/26/22 8:17:11 AM
#11
1. Boot to the gut.
2. Stone Cold Stunner.

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TopicWorst episode from each Star Trek series
jumi
12/25/22 7:26:48 AM
#9
TOS: The last episode
TNG: Sub-Rosa
DS9: Profit and Lace
Voy: Threshold
Ent: These Are The Voyages

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Topici think that buddha guy might have been right
jumi
12/22/22 5:36:07 AM
#13
The fat Buddha is typically Ho Tai.

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TopicWhy do 2nd Ammendment fans never speak up when cops kill gun owners?
jumi
12/22/22 5:28:04 AM
#7
Zikten posted...
I've never seen a 2nd Ammendment fan say what I just said. If some are like me, they are being quiet

And really I'm asking why the NRA won't speak up.

The NRA doesn't defend owners of a certain "shade."

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TopicThe perfect woman but she sits on her ass while you work your hands to the bone.
jumi
12/22/22 5:26:20 AM
#4
Well, hey, man, free rides just don't come along everyday.

Why doesn't she get a job?

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TopicDonald Trump JR posts a major YIKES on Twitter.
jumi
12/21/22 11:03:45 PM
#9
You're supposed to be grateful for NSA help, not barking "it's not enough." It's more than a lot of places got, and it's free and in the middle of terrible fucking inflation.

Being invaded is no reason to be a fucking ingrate.

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TopicUgly girl on the fifth date: "I am not going to have sex with you"
jumi
12/21/22 10:57:15 PM
#10
MarcyWarcy posted...
unsheath my curved greatsword and pursue, spamming my weapon art

"Bankai!"

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