Lurker > Ogurisama

unlimited as far as I know, unless I go to a different country

was 1GB until recently, on my ancient phone and plan

my mom is stuck on 150MB which I keep trying to tell them that is more than obsolete and she needs a new plan

Probably because they're genetic nightmares and their quality of life is usually poor. They just shouldn't be continued to be bred.

granted but they now pay you in fart jars

i wish i had no arms or legs

Granted, but the day after society has officially moved away from cash and become completely cashless.

I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine.

Granted, but they are boxed mash potatoes and canned gravy.

I wish that every living creature gain the ability and knowledge of the ability and how to use it, to cease to exist in all ways and forms, at will, permanently.

Yes

damn thats dark but ok.
So shes back alive and well but shes dating dirtbasedsoap and you never get to see her.

I wish for partial memory erasure so I can enjoy all childhood games for the first time again.

You get the entire SNES library but the Earthbound scratch and sniff corroded all the cartridges making them unplayable.

I wish for self driving electric vehicle.

All of the games are in Spanish.

I wish for the Simpsons to be rich and famous.

Yeah like when I returned to it, its nice that the crafting log is there, but it does have some issues. But there are entire essential mechanics like potion brewing and enchanting that the game does literally nothing to explain to the player how they work. Good luck figuring out potion brewing without a chart.

I mean no one cared the last time Poland was attacked?