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I used to like Jack Daniels. Then I turned 21 and started drinking good whiskey.

I have a feeling Karl is gonna get fucked big time

Tbf I can't share a cable package with my family that lives in a separate house. I pay for like 3 streaming services and have access to over a dozen or so.

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Del Toro is probably the coolest dude in the business

I wear jeans and boots in 120 degree weather. Won't catch me in flip flops unless I'm at a beach or something.

Irony posted...

Might as well just keep rolling and say who the fuck cares about ass or boobs or face

I'm not a weirdo foot fetishist so that's about where I draw the line.

Who tf cares about toes

Might go to the show in Vegas if I don't get tickets to Power Trip

I think the entire point of his death being off screen was so the audience would feel as out of the picture as the kids were.

I thought it was done really well. An unceremonious death, sure, but that was the point. Connor's "he never even liked me" line read is probably one of the best line reads in the entire show.

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1645804503839436800

Looks pretty good. Hope he pulls off the Chaplin-like character.

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50 years of name recognition down the drain

I like when games make respeccing easy instead of making it restricted or limited. just let me have fun

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You couldn't water board that information out of me tbh. I'd take that shit to my grave. Now the whole town knows they're cousin lovers smh

Who still watches American Idol

That Incubus needle drop was fantastic imo. Made me like Steven Yeun even more than I thought I possibly could

Also of course Mayonaise at the end. Just hit me in the god damn chest. It's also my favorite SP song.

They're gonna add Gru to Smash Bros

Appropriating Catholic culture smh

It would be an Illumination movie so he's probably going to sing a Party Rock Anthem duet with Tingle

Damn I would have gotten that one

Literal comic book villainy lol

uh this is fake right

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Lmao

MICHALECOLE posted...

I saw them twice waaaaay back in the day. Like before move along was even out. I remember they had chuck norris on their drum because it was when everybody was telling chuck norris jokes

They're super self aware, good stage presence, and they kinda just jam. Make jokes with the crowd and shit. Singer was cursing up a storm when I saw them which made me like him more cuz I thought they were pretty boy band adjacent back in the day, at least image wise. Their first album was pretty damn good.

Not even a full year promo smh. I think I got 14 months 0 APR on my BofA travel card. Rewards suck tho.

The All American Rejects are surprisingly good live.

Tbh makes me sad thinking about it but I'm pretty confident in saying that he would have been in the top 50 actors working today if he never got sick.

Did not expect that death to happen so early in the season. What a phenomenal episode.

Salmon is like $10 a lb where I'm at. Salmon, brussels or asparagus, rice is my go to easy cheap meal. Costs less than $5 a serving.

Bhakti Vikasa Swami is some white guy from England lol

Dad looks 4 years older than the daughter

He should be Bowser Jr

Bullies like Lizzo and Jack Black

It's weird how the nurse definitely wants to fuck you

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I used to work at Olive Garden and the behind the door policy was basically "yeah it's all unlimited, but avoid that at all costs"

Imagine getting a spinal tap and they drain all your semen reserves

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People that believe in this semen retention shit think their brains are filled with semen lmao "I can't jerk off I need more semen in my brain"

If I were to guess I was probably around 3/4 the way done with Deathloop before I put it down. I got it at launch and I think something else came out and took my attention away from it.

The multiplayer aspect was a lot of fun when it worked. Iirc there was major issues around launch and shit didn't work half the time. Also some people were pricks and used glitches to make it so you couldn't kill them if you invaded, or if you invaded them. When it played as intended it was really neat tho.

I liked Deathloop. Granted, I never beat it cuz I rarely beat any games nowadays, but I enjoyed my time with it. It was a fun sandbox and had a lot of cool ideas and abilities. It was just janky, but that's every Arkane game.

It counts as one in Korea

I've had bees land on me countless times and I've never been stung by one

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That doesn't look fun at all tbh

ArchNemo posted...

So you're saying he would have been less of a loser had he stayed in the job he hated and didn't bother to try anything new, like start his own company? Also the first job he "failed" was through no fault of his own.

The point is he was never a loser, the fact that he was willing to stand up for people he cared about and try things was what made him ultimately able to do what he did.

Also, I'm surprised someone who's idea for the movie is "He should have started great at everything and then...continued to be great at everything" is lecturing me on character arcs lol

No I think that entire premise should have been removed from the story because it is completely out of character for Mario.

My whole gripe is making Mario an underdog story is weak storytelling. There's other ways to tell this story other than making it an underdog story, as shown in literally every Mario game ever made.

ArchNemo posted...

Again, that says more about his family than him.

Him and his brother tried something new and that they were passionate about and before it even got off the ground, his family called him a disappointment. The scene was more about the fact that his family doesn't support him or believe in him, not that they're justified in doing so.

He literally fails his first job that he gets. He fucks up everything up until the Donkey Kong fight.

Again, these are typical underdog story tropes. It's like saying "Marty McFly wasn't a loser because he perservered" yeah that's called a character arc lol

ArchNemo posted...

Calling him a loser is a stretch, the entire point is that he doesn't give up, and his family giving him shit before he even had a chance to prove himself says more about them than it does him.

He literally goes on a quest in a foreign world to save his brother at great risk to himself, losers don't do that. You're looking for problems that don't exist because you want to not like the movie.

If you really want to get technical, pretty much every person who has played Mario has failed at one time or another. The player, and in turn Mario, constantly fails. It's the fact that he/you never give up that makes him a hero.

He is absolutely depicted as a loser for the first half of the movie. He even mentions how his dad thinks he's a disappointment. Hell his whole first interaction with his family was them making fun of him and treating him like a failure.

It's a typical underdog story, but that's never been what Mario was about.