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HA HA HA not for long bro >:)

My girl Brahma runs everyone in the Aldi across the street but also the Subway in Krista's Wal-Mart and we got spies everywhere and they are closing in. I'mma give you and Krista one chance to sit at the table... and not the McDonalds table. Those McDoubles can't be trusted. You and I are enemies of each other's enemy. I propose a sit-down in the Popeyes on the roof of JC Penny.

HA HA HA ! caps

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

Every day we stray further from God's light.

I hope that she's able to find strength in the lord and turn her life around

upset I did more than he did just like that?

I just did

checkmate

I think even mentioning that one friends name is moddable as well. Its just a terrible gimmick

If TC's dumb gimmick was moddable he'd have been banned forever ago

I feel like my complicated reference was appropriate. I don't know all these alts or mod tendencies either.

Geez. I thought the days of stupid CE memes with no actual offensive factor to them becoming moddable was something the mods actually had moved on from. >_> Like yeah, it's a pretty dumb gimmick, but there's no reason it should be moddable.

No you had soggy burgers. I distinctly remember you messing up when changing them you replied to yourself, then made the same exact post seconds later on soggy burgers. Deny it all you want, but you were more interesting then.

bro

When you had your soggy burgers account you would reply to yourself and move a topic along better. I am sure you have another alt, but you were much better at using it forever ago.

You were better before your soggy burgers account got banned. Now you are a one trick pony and boring. This gimmick has run its course.

Why'd you have to make everything so complicated. Also I want to crash the mall again sometime.

Wait, they seriously started modding that? That's fucking dumb.

Ha ha yeah! !

Don't know her but I was talking about Dakota skye actually, you know the blonde girl? She was one of those mainstream porn girls who made it obvious that she was constantly high and on drugs for every porn shoot. Glazed dead eyes...

Wtf is pumps and dumps and wall hacks?

idk if this is real but I don't understand this shit

was just on vacation with my family and a bunch of them would down like 2-3 whole sodas before the meal came. that's gross as hell wtf

Weed.

Like Guybrush Threepwood, I once kidnapped my own body.

I got kicked out of a nightclub for puking in the sink. But I spent $140+ on drinks.

After I'm done using a shopping cart, I place it right in the middle of a free parking space.

fuck yeah! That's some similar arugula energy right there! Whether the random bonuses are money, soda, weed, booze, weed and booze, money, it's good when people are generous and like fuckin chill, you know? I fuckin love that, and it was great back in the day. A bit less common now unfortunatelyl

just my local bank and it was just one bill. I don't even remember how or why it happened. Probably got jammed or some shit

but yeah I doubt you'd have more than whatever dumb ass luck I had lol

Yes daily, the ganja isn't legal here

I steal the bow every time I play Link's Awakening

nah those motherfuckers are unreliable. Most of the time everything works perfectly, but once in a while an extra whatever gets spat out and other times the motherfucker eats my card and that's a god damn bull fuck shit fuck and I had to deal with that before too. Like that monopoly card says... bank error in your favor. Collect... whatever.

I steal goats sometimes

Im not driving Im traveling

You're not going to trick me in to admitting that I committed murder, again.

HA! One time I purchased SOME ALCOHOLS from an ALCOHOL STORE and I paid in fucking CASH instead of not cash and the cashier gave me back $20 in change when they were supposed to be giving me back only $10 in change. I pretended not to notice and left and went about my business.

Another time, I made A WITHDRAWAL FROM AN ATM BANK MACHINE DEVICE AT MY BANK and it fucking spit out extra CASH MONEY, like a LOT, more than THAT OTHER THING. I was like "holy shit..." but I was also like "thanks"

plus I've randomly found 20s and 100s on the ground and just pocketed them and been on my way TO WHOEVER LOST THEM SORRY NOT SORRY

The old Pringles slogan was "Once you pop, the fun won't stop", so I decided to go for a poorly worded "being a buzzkill is a crime" joke haha

I ripped the tag off a mattress that I didn't own.

Once, a friend of mine popped open a can of Pringles, and...I made the fun stop by telling him we had to go...

I'm sorry buddy :(

No I don't do illegal activities

Exactly what a narc would say

I drive 21 MPH when the school zone lights are flashing for me to drive 20

Every time I turn the VPN on.