Lurker > littlebro07

Wife went in for the IUI and they told her my soldiers were excellent, good count and motility. She has two eggs that are good candidates so possible twins incoming, if it works at all.

Two weeks to go

I think this topic got to my head cause this mornings caffeine pill made me sick lol

They killed the dog :(

Package delivered

I always get paranoid doing this, like theyre gonna call saying my sperm count is zero or I didnt give them enough. Doesnt help that the cup they give you is the big urine sample cup so it makes it look like a small semen sample lol

My early porn viewing days had me convinced that every guy shoots a massive thick pure white load

Soma posted...

https://twitter.com/SCOTUSblog/status/1583204256508973057

what fucking universe is this lol

Mine is in a safe somewhere

I think

Fuck I havent seen it in like ten years lol

I feel like Ive been way more productive ever since I started taking them. Havent personally had any issues with taking them on an empty stomach but I do end up eating within an hour of taking it ( have them on my nightstand and I take one before getting out of bed, then I shower and dress and eat) so maybe thats good enough

masterpug53 posted...

I could ejaculate in a cup every day...if I felt like it.

apparently it can be a decent way to make some extra cash if you don't care about having a ton of little yous potentially running around the world

MixedRaceBaby posted...

Reported

and

ignored.

but I'm white and my wife is black

We're literally trying to make a you

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Oh. I thought this was about storing it in your fridge. Which is a very normal thing to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWWjBvT0c4w

My wife and I are trying to get pregnant again through intrauterine insemination. Did the trigger shot last night to induce ovulation tomorrow morning and I have to bring my sample to the clinic at like 6:30am

I've been taking lots of vitamins and drinking water and being generally healthy the past few weeks, hopefully that gives me some strong swimmers >_>

Then we get to wait an agonizing two weeks before taking a pregnancy test and if it's negative start the whole process over again T_T

I've been taking 200mg caffeine pills for a couple months now. I take one right when I wake up and then another around noon and haven't had any issues yet. Just start with one and see how it works for you.

Trying to get him to answer with one of those things so they could talk shit about him not focusing enough on the other and he saw right through it lol

Fuck Republicans and fuck anyone still dumb enough to vote for them tbh

You haven't even finished the first season yet? It does start a bit slow but gets way better by the end IMO

$$$$

Hmm, let me check what my credit union is at now

0.05% wtf you bastards

and my money market account is at 0% now? the fuck I gotta make some calls

ZMythos posted...

Continue to appoint conservative judges that will influence policy (read: strip away our rights) for decades to come.

pretty much this

they had control of everything from 2017-2019 and all they accomplished was a permanent tax cut for the rich and temporary tax cut for the poor and middle class so they aren't really capable of enacting any actual policies through bills

I figure Elves stay looking like teens/young adults until they hit a certain age and then adulthood hits them like a ton of bricks

iirc modafinil isnt addictive like adderall and has less side effects

Im not on it though, but Ive wanted to try it for years. Have a follow up with my doc on my lexapro meds i started a few months ago and gonna ask about it

Ask your doctor for modafinil

Its basically the real world version of the pill from Limitless and apparently works better than adderall

If anyone got in like a week ago they'd have tripled their investment already lol

I wonder how high it'll go before the inevitable crash

My guess is a dime then back to 4s

modena posted...

I still have dreams of having to go to middle school and shit. Wake up feeling relieved that it was...just a dream.

I have a recurring dream where I'm back in high school and I don't know my schedule or my locker combo and I have to go to the office to ask for it lol

I've started to recognize it and had some limited luck turning them into lucid dreams but I'm not able to maintain control for very long before waking

ENZC up 12% already

the fuck is going on, it just keeps moving up lol

I'm in my childhood home but I'm the adult I am now. I drive the car I had in high school. My dogs I had as a kid are still alive.

Everything is exactly as I remember except that I'm a 30 year old instead of a teenager.

I'm generally happy with my life as it currently is, but apparently my subconscious longs for a simpler time of no responsibility and innocence.

Yes because I have game pass

MixedRaceBaby posted...

i thought we didn't need to do this

its just automatic. did that change?

It probably could be done automatically but theyre making everyone apply for it knowing that not everyone will and theyll save some money

ayyyy

all my stonks were actually up today

MixedRaceBaby posted...

2016 RAV4 LE

from what i read, they "inspect" it and get fix up issues. On my inspection chart, it says they fixed the rear view mirror (????).

OR they just give you the car, and when issues spring up, you have 100 days (or 4k miles) to warranty the issues and get them fixed for free. honestly, this isn't such a bad thing. if my transmission blows up a month later, which is like a 3-4k job, its fixed for free.

what other dealership would do that?

I looked up my Dart's VIN and found it listed on their site (not available anymore but it's still there - fuckers sold it for about 14k lol)

Shows they replaced the tires and the rearview mirror (lolwut, it was fine) and fixed up some cosmetic issues like a few dents and scratches I had

Says the suspension passed inspection which is a shock to me

Also what did you buy

I sold my 2015 Dodge Dart with 95k miles to them for about $9000 back in February. It had a ton of issues that were springing up including the entire suspension needing to be replaced so I figured when they pulled up to take it they'd see how bad it was and lower the offer but the guy literally just looked at it and was like "yep that's a Dart" and made sure it started and handed me the check

Maybe they have a much better inspection/repair process after that

*gets job that pays shit because America*
*gets on welfare to supplement income because America*
*gets offered a raise which makes them ineligible to receive welfare so now they can't afford food or housing even with the raise...because 'MURICA!*

It has a Toyota engine so it'll run forever!

Republican who couldn't afford to pay them to get abortions

Ooh, get something exotic like a mid-2000s Lotus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdpLROs6ck

Weak. Tag me when he creates a copy of himself that then creates the universe within Minecraft in an infinite loop and then I'll be impressed.

lol

What's the budget?

A brand new Kia Forte GT2 would be a fun little car at only $27k

Or about $25k for the manual but no GT2 package :(

The only thing that can make the sequel trilogy good is getting rid of episodes 8 and 9 and redoing them with an actual plan that follows 7

7 was fine

Damn, I was thinking of asking my doctor about trying it for a month after seeing how well its worked for a couple of my friends who also have trouble staying focused

Might still do it anyway

sabin017 posted...

It might've been my favorite on first viewing but nowadays it's release order.

this

I want it to say feed me daddy when I sit on it

GeraldDarko posted...

Grabbing a scorpion for some of those outworld missions is hilarious. Spots HVT... HVT dead. lol

Wait til you unlock the special sentinel beams and load up a Razorback full of marines wielding them

There was this guy in high school who did that because he had a very large wang and wanted word to spread so girls would want to fuck him

Wow, it wasnt a white guy

Thats pretty rare for serial killers isnt it

iPhone_7 posted...

Gameplay-wise Halo Infinite is the most fun Ive had since maybe Halo 2 or 3.

The campaign was ok.

They really nailed the gameplay, feels like a perfect balance of new and old. Just a few smallish issues like no player collision in multiplayer that bug the shit out of me