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Wife also sleeps naked.

Feels good to spoon naked because it often leads to sex.

This Is The End

Jupiter posted...

Holy shit and this guy is running for senate?

Not only is he running, he actually got enough people to vote for him to cause a runoff election

Republican voters are literally the dumbest human beings alive

I ate a full Little Caesars pizza once to see if I could

I was constipated for about three months

Just tiny little pellets would come out and no feeling of relief whatsoever

One night I said fuck it and took a huge dose of milk of magnesia and six hours later I was like an upside down Mount Saint Helens. I was on that toilet for nearly two hours and I felt incredible afterwards

sorry about the girl btw

The proximity chat is gold

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQSJ5WA/

Annoyed that they didnt do what HGSS did by basically putting all the Crystal stuff in but with Emerald

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/7/AADT1PAAD45B.jpg

HOW DOES IT KNOW I'M ALWAYS TIRED AND HAVE ALLERGIES

On our second round of IUI to get pregnant again. Took six attempts last time and our daughter was stillborn at 25 weeks, then my wife had to have some fibroids removed which meant we had to put off trying again for nearly a year.

Depressing stuff, but we're really optimistic this time since all of the previously unknown issues have been dealt with.

Just hoping the IUI doesn't take six tries again, it's like $1500-2000 a month and insurance doesn't cover it T_T

frozenstar posted...

They booed him when he told people to get vaccinated.

this

even Qultists have lines they wont cross

PiOverlord posted...

Man, 2016 felt like another lifetime ago. Simpler times.

Remember the first two weeks of Pokemon Go?

Never before has and never again will the country be as united as it was then

Heineken14 posted...

Only appropriate that the GOP are forced to carry this unwanted candidate to term.

nice

TheSuperSilver posted...

Same old **** that got his ass kicked in 2020. Glad he's learned nothing.

is he gonna become the first person to lose the popular vote three times?

hopefully this time the EC wont fuck us like the first time though

Calwings posted...

Can't wait to see the fact checkers rip this to shreds

his cult wont care

https://youtu.be/XKdJ6DnPhzk

DonaldTrump posted...

Dont worry about it

give me money

ellis123 posted...

In a perfect world the Republicans wouldn't be a party and there would be 3+ major parties.

Putting the "2022" label makes jt come across like the problem is a recent thing or something that is unique to this year.

fair point

Not sure if its been suggested yet but ask the leasing company if you can pay extra for a third spot and if they agree split the cost between your roommates

Hes going to announce his long rumored TV network.

Space__Cowboy posted...

You could argue that a government balanced between both major parties is for the best. It prevents one party from getting reckless with policies.

In a perfect world this would lead to more negotiating on bills causing them to pass with actual bipartisan support with a few things both sides really wanted

Buuuut this is American politics in 2022

rodu_jr posted...

in the movies, yes, not in the books, otherwise he would have found Gollum when he first put on the Ring

I just figured that he didnt become powerful enough to do that until sometime in the years between Bilbo leaving and Frodo leaving

Theres a slim chance the Dems can convince some Reps to side with them now that the midterms proved people are mostly fed up with the GOPs bullshit

Not getting my hopes up though

lol theyre not gonna do shit with a majority that slim

I get the Disney/Hulu/ESPN bundle for free with Verizon, wonder how that'll be affected

Twice-impeached two-time-popular-vote-losing traitorous lardass former President Donald John Trump has an announcement tonight?

The fuck

Solar_Crimson posted...

He was a useful idiot whose usefulness has not only just ended, but is also becoming toxic to them in return.

this

Sounds like he'll be alright. Hopefully his collection didn't get too damaged

Usually once when I wake up, unless I sleep in a bit then I'll take it over my lunch break (work from home)

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Yeah but there's literally no one here and the employees are just dicking around waiting for an appointment so why the hell couldn't they help me

Finally got seen so it wasn't a full hour but ffs there goes my lunch break

MICHALECOLE posted...

Did it take an hour?

Still waiting, though I did watch someone who came in with an appointment get in and out in like 5 minutes and now the employees are back to doing nothing. What the actual fuck.

Might as well just do it online but I want an updated picture, I've done it online the last couple of renewals and I look nothing like my old photo now lol

Pulled up and the parking lot is pretty much empty. Go inside and there's no line. Guy at the front asks if I have an appointment...I do not. He says it's going to be at least an hour wait. I look around and ask him if he's joking and he gets an attitude saying I'd need an appointment if I wanted to be seen right away.

Oh btw, our shitty state just voted in favor of voter ID. Fantasic.

Remember when he cameo'd as himself in Iron Man 2

lmao

Conservative A: Young people aren't voting for us, what can we do to fix this?
Conservative B: Maybe we can try pushing for policies they actually like?
Conservative C: Fuck that, just make it so they can't vote
A+B: Holy shit, that's brilliant!

https://youtube.com/shorts/V7_SY7NAQTM?feature=share

NeonTentacles posted...

How the hell does Bussin' = Delicious?!

busting a nut tastes good

lmao

Like a fish market

Like warm apple pie

Halo478 posted...

he had a dude that says god speaks to him in Pence so you are wrong

that was before everyone realized what an awful President hed be

id be shocked if he even becomes the nominee

ZannoL posted...

Pundits are saying that even if she loses, there is a good chance she will be Trump's running mate in 2024.

lmao please let this happen

Yeah, though I had no idea how many seasons it had until finding it on HBO Max last month. I had stopped watching CN prior to the school seasons, so those episodes all felt off to me since my nostalgia goggles were for the eternal summer style of the first couple seasons Id seen a thousand times

Still good though

Sayoria posted...

This is going to make the Georgia race even weaker for Republicans. Now they have no real Oomph for that turnout. Not as much as Democrats, since now it doesn't matter. The Senate is controlled by Democrats whether or not Walker wins.

Going to be a Republican morale killer (hopefully)

That said, 2024 is going to be a lot of Democrat senate seats up for bids. So Republicans have a chance in 2024 to steal the Senate again.

Get as much done these two years as possible

Damn_Underscore posted...

Wow, I wonder if the Dems will actually do anything if they get 51 Senate seats

they could give us Permanent Daylight Savings Time

wasnt this unanimously voted for by the House

I feel like even if the GOP got the senate this would pass with bipartisan support if its actually voted on

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

As in 51 or 50?

50-49 right now, Georgia runoff decides 50-50 or 51-49

worst case scenario Dems have 50+VP for tie breakers, but Manchin and Sinema still exist so having an extra to cancel one of them out when theyre having a moment would be great