Lurker > Hambo

I'm sorry, okay? Idk what states look like. There's like a hundred of them or whatever and all the brain space it would take to memorize them is taken up by pokeymans. But also I don't know what they look like either, I just know which ones are cute. Which I'll demonstrate whenever I get to the next drawing.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/6/AADHstAAEbd0.jpg

Peepza

BurmesePenguin posted...

Yo, where's Greenland?

Probably somewhere in my map of Australia.

cjsdowg posted...

You are really good, you might think of making a side hustle for people not on the CE. But still look out for your friends lol. There is this site call fiverr where charge for their work.

Thanks, you're very kind. I've had some folks here suggest I start doing commissions before, but idk. Maybe someday when my 3ds is finally dead, if I still feel like drawing and get a proper drawing tablet and software, I might try it out.

@crono99 posted...

Map of north america

In a first for humanity, I've discovered an action that's objectively humiliating. That is, producing this absolutely dogshit map.

What North America looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AADHstAAEbbZ.jpg
What my dumb ass thinks North America looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/2/AADHstAAEbba.jpg
I've lived on this continent literally my entire life. There's a world map on the wall one foot to my left. As soon as I finished my version, I looked at the wall and immediately fell into what will surely be an eternal depression. Please...no one look at me. Ever.

cjsdowg posted...

Do you do commissions ?

Nah, I just charge people adoration here. And sometimes people don't even pay that. :/ But I'm also not gonna say no if someone wants to pay me for some shitty doodles. >_>

burns112233 posted...

Wow that's awesome

Thanks! :D

@burns112233 posted...

Peter Parker saying he'll turn in his rent when the landlord fixes the damn door.

What it looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/7/AADHstAAEbat.jpg
What I think it looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/8/AADHstAAEbau.jpg
...They're a little different.

Too gimmicky. Evolving it is a pain and unimpressive and getting it to change its form is annoying. But yeah, at least there's a dolphin now. Now we just need a sixth pig family to complete my all-pig team.

cjsdowg posted...

LOL That is a cool new character. He looks like he isn't a bad guy, but he is like a weak guy who get used by the bad guy.

pegusus123456 posted...

"S-sir. It's just. Well, the prisoners, sir. They've...they've escaped."

XD that's a cute take. I was thinking maybe he was like a talking mouse invited to a formal event and didn't have anything to wear because Men's Wearhouse doesn't carry jackets in a two inch chest size. So he agonizes over it thinking about how embarrassed he'll be while his human friend assures him that no one expects a mouse to show up in formal attire anyway. Then finally they happen to stroll by a doll wearing not only the perfect jacket, but a dapper little top hat as well. So little Mr. Moushely gets to walk into the event feeling like a million mousebucks after all.

Maybe after that he gets inadvertently drafted into the service of a human villain, but he's both too small and too timid to keep the prisoners from escaping.

@cjsdowg posted...

moushely

What it looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/2/AADHstAAEbKY.jpg
What I thought it looked like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/3/AADHstAAEbKZ.jpg
This is the first one that I'd literally never even heard of. To me it sounded like a mouse with a mustache, or a mousetache if you will.

DrizztLink posted...

The Chad Nabooru

I didn't even notice it, but you're right lol.

@kim_seong-a posted...

Nabooru from Ocarina of Time

What she looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/6/AADHstAAEbIk.jpg
What I think she looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/7/AADHstAAEbIl.jpg
Oh. Okay. I played OoT and MM several times each, but I really struggled with this. The swords and curly bits were blatant embellishments cuz I couldn't figure out what the hell else to do.

Questionmarktarius posted...

...i see the bonus biblically-accurate angel, as well.

They're bffs. I can't separate them now.

@questionmarktarius posted...

this seems like a good excuse for Geoff Peterson again.

What he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/3/AADHstAAEbEd.jpg
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/4/AADHstAAEbEe.jpg
I guess there are a lot of incorrect details i internalized when trying to simplify him in the past lol. And one of these days I'll learn what jackets look like.

Damn I missed a vital clue and/or free dick pic. ._.

Thanks for the encouragement everyone. I'm not really getting down on myself about stuff I get wrong. It's mostly funny to see lol. Especially since a lot of these things are from media I'm not at all familiar with. I mean it's not like I'm messing up my own creatio--

@lordfarquad1312 posted...

I have you tagged as "Drew F9agy Buzz" so...

What it looked like when literally I myself drew it the first time:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/0/AADHstAAEa9Y.jpg
What I thought it looked like just now:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AADHstAAEa9Z.jpg
Jesus fucking Christ he looks fucking maniacal. I gave up on getting the suit details as soon as I started, so no surprise there. But the face. I uh. I gotta go lie down.

Mistere_Man posted...

That is very good imo. The only changes it really needs would be move the hairs on its head to be whiskers, and make the nose a bit larger.

Nose gotta be shorter and wider, ears gotta stretch out, eyes are wrong, teeth wrong, too lanky. I think I got the nose/teeth from Goofy and the pawprint spot pattern on his back from Smeargle. But whatevs, it looks like Courage lol. Also the color was more accurate on the 3ds screen, so that one's not entirely my fault.

@smashingpmkns posted...

Courage the Cowardly dog smoking a cigarette

What he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AADHstAAEa8O.jpg
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/7/AADHstAAEa8P.jpg
I got to a place where I'm like "well I'm not about to get any closer" so I started on the line art and colors. Then the longer I went on the more wrong it looked, but I couldn't figure out why lol. Courage has a very malleable character design, but this is wrong lol. This somehow feels worse for having watched Julia Drawfee struggle drawing Courage, even if imo mine is closer than most of her attempts. >_>

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Thanks! I drew it in a heart surgery waiting room. That and half of pokimane. After that I got to spend a long time freezing my ass off and trying to keep my grandma from busting out of the place prematurely. Also any resemblance my pokimane has to the real deal is purely coincidental cuz I don't recall ever having seen her actual face before today. Uhh, I mean...NAILED IT! Damn I'm good at art! Totally...

@greenjeans posted...

Pokimane

What she looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/2/AADHstAAEa5M.jpg
What I think she looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AADHstAAEa5N.jpg
I do not know this woman. I managed to gather from topics on CE that I didn't read that she's a streamer. Then the name sounds like pokeymans, so she got a hairclip. Also idk how to draw people or faces or anything else actually why am I even here.

@boxoto posted...

Carlton Banks doing his dance to Barry Manilow

What he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AADHstAAEa5F.jpg
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/6/AADHstAAEa5G.jpg
I know I've seen the dance before, but nothing was coming to me. Also the sweater is more of a Bill Cosby thing I think.

Uhhhh I really don't like how my 3ds screen is blacking out this morning. If it gets any worse then this is gonna be my shortest drawing topic yet.

I'll continue tomorrow. I might have a lot of time to kill, so I should be able to get a few done if I can gather the courage to draw on my 3ds in public.

DrizztLink posted...

It kinda has a Matt Groening Futurama look to it.

Or "If Silver Age Batman Were A Spooky Skeleton."

I'll take it lol.

pegusus123456 posted...

Boc the Seamster

I know it'll be hard for you, but try and make him alive in your illustration.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/6/AADHstAAEav4.jpg

@buckvanhammer posted...

Skeletor

What he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/8/AADHstAAEavm.jpg
What I think he looks like:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/9/AADHstAAEavn.jpg
It...coulda been worse. I only really know him from memes, so idk, I'm not super ashamed about all the missing details lol. I realized as I was coloring him that the colors looked suspiciously similar to Batman, but couldn't think of what was wrong about them. Oh well, I present to you: Batskelly.

Do you guys think I should post the real version of each prompt and then my version or vice versa? I kinda thought using my drawings as the punchline would be funnier, but maybe some of y'all wanna try to pick out what I got wrong on your own before scrolling down to the real deal? Idk.

I feel like doodling, so gimme a character or object you wanna see drawn horribly. I won't look up references this time, but I also don't remember what anything looks like. For instance, here's what I thought Gardevoir looked like when I was drawing pokeymans:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AADHstAAEavD.jpg
But I might put some effort into a drawing if I'm confident or if I think I can put together something decent. If I don't know the character or thing at all, I'll make something up. Requests are open until I say so. Requests are closed to you if I don't like you. Come embarrass me.

Lol what a horrible sack of shit. Can't believe there's no punishment or consequences for trying to override American democracy.

I feel like you could probably skip the skelly phase if you jumped into a wood chipper. I've never tried it though, so don't quote me on that.

Sounds cool. It would make for some cool visuals with space docks and weird architecture and planets of all different sizes. Trees growing from one planet around another so they're bound together. Birds and flying fish migrating between planets. Space whales.

Mistere_Man posted...

I remember that! Thank you refreshing my memory! That was great btw.

Ha, thanks. That was fun. And thank you for spelling out who each character should play, since I knew nothing about P&F and only ever half watched a playthrough of Village.

Mistere_Man posted...

I also asked for something inspired by this one time.

Oh yeah, Animal Crossing Hambo getting cucked by Big Jim Slade. You got a funny little mind under that paper bag of yours. :P

Mistere_Man posted...

Uh oh!

Jk I honestly cant remember what horrible thing I asked you to make amazing art for me was. Oh and if I dont even have a tag that is fine as it/I may not have been tag worthy. Whatever it was though thank you for all of your wonderful art over the years.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AADHstAAEar3.jpg
From the RE Village and Phinneas & Ferb crossover lol. I don't even know if that was the first one for you though. You might have gotten in before I started tagging people. And I know you've been a loyal contributor, but the only other specific drawing I remember doing for you was the jumprope animation. That's the downside of only tracking people by their first request lol.

Aww, it's the rest of my name. <3

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MabusIncarnate posted...

My tags are mostly for people I like, yours is Artistic Hog lol

A lot I made back in my drinking days

Yoooo. I have you tagged as Stunfisk. Mine are mostly the first thing people ask for drawings of lol.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Marth and Hambo are the only ones ITT I have tagged

:0

Hello, I like piggies and ice cream and men's tits.

1. Grab all hair
2. Snip
3. Visit local stylist for repairs

I've only ever played it on GameCube. There were a couple of times I tried to do as much as possible during a single cycle for maximum productivity. Then the game crashed and I had to take a long break to regain my motivation to play at all.

GranolaPanic posted...

A what challenge?

No Sphere Grid, No Summon, No Customization, No Overdrive, No Escape(?), No No Encounters, No Blitzball

That's my guess. There's always one abbreviation in the mix that trips me up. It doesn't help that I've never done any kind of challenge run though lol.

BurmesePenguin posted...

I dunno if this is a hot take, but Arceus definitely looks worse than Scavio

They both have their weaknesses. I remember laughing out loud the first time they showed SV and the windmills or whatever were spinning at like four frames per second. Why would you even put that in a trailer?

Wow, I don't remember most of those new ones lol. I don't doubt that they're greatly outnumbered across the series though. I guess the redeyes, thunderjaws, and the sunwings probably do get a lot of attention in promos though, so the "robot dinosaur hunter" reputation makes sense.

Garioshi posted...

What do you MEAN you can't assign arms and legs separately

Tbh, that does open up the possibility for more unique combo inputs for individual weapons since they don't need to work together. But of course it turns out every weapon has the same list of inputs anyway, so that's a moot point.

pegusus123456 posted...

You know, the funny thing about the game being marketed as robot dinosaurs is that I think there aren't that many in the sequel. Most of the robots are based on normal animals.

The sequel adds spinosaurus, raptors, pterodactyls, triceratops, plesiosaur, and an elephant that you could say is meant to be a mammoth (not a dinosaur, but still an giant extinct critter). What else did it add? The cobra, whatever burrowers are supposed to be, uh...