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TopicDave Chappelle to host SNL next week with musical guest Black Star!
divot1338
11/06/22 3:36:12 PM
#72
SodomInsane posted...
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1589104491206361088

Yay
mid 2000s me just went yippee.

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TopicDespondentDeity is Warned. Fuck this earth.
divot1338
11/06/22 3:33:57 PM
#43
samsungsalt posted...
Good, hopefully their next spanking is a suspension.
Holdup the mods give out spankings?

This changes everything.

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TopicDo you know who Al Pacino is?
divot1338
11/06/22 3:29:06 PM
#44
I still havent made it through Dog Day Afternoon and Ive long since stopped trying.

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TopicDespondentDeity is Warned. Fuck this earth.
divot1338
11/06/22 3:22:28 PM
#33
Blocking is so dumb. I get that whoever is running this place now needs clicks for money but goddamn is that a nondecision.

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TopicDespondentDeity is Warned. Fuck this earth.
divot1338
11/06/22 3:20:32 PM
#31
A_Good_Boy posted...
Probably shouldn't not be simping over someone with they're 3nd warning in too weeks either.
Im just a veteran grammar cop with two weeks left to go until retirement. I aint sticking my neck out for nobody,

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TopicDo you know who Al Pacino is?
divot1338
11/06/22 3:18:22 PM
#40
rivers posted...
oh yeah, the guy in s1m0ne and insomnia
/eyeroll

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TopicYou're out walking to gamestop when you lock eyes with dis person
divot1338
11/06/22 2:56:29 PM
#10
How the fuck did I end up in China?

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TopicWeight training, but no weight gain?
divot1338
11/06/22 2:55:38 PM
#23
Eat the smaller dumbells.

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TopicDespondentDeity is Warned. Fuck this earth.
divot1338
11/06/22 2:54:22 PM
#25
A_Good_Boy posted...
I don't know who this person is but she's constantly getting herself warned despite people in the topic saying how great of a poster she is. Idk man, she's probably not that great if she can't manage to follow the sight's rules.
We probably shouldnt listen to the opinion of someone who doesnt know what a website is.

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TopicMeant to post months ago but i got a new kitty about 3 months ago
divot1338
11/06/22 2:45:43 PM
#5
You gotta post pics when theyre still little. Nobody wants to see old pussy.

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TopicTwitter is supposedly reaching out to recently terminated employees to come back
divot1338
11/06/22 2:41:45 PM
#18
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
At his heart he is a good person. Arrogant and sometimes a dickwad but he does want to help and Dies to save the universe

Elon Musk is just a sociopathic asshole
Tony Stark invented things though. In a cave, with spare parts.

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TopicPeople who legitimately get mad about Lisa Simpson are probably best avoided
divot1338
11/05/22 8:43:04 PM
#8
Thats the kind of shit that Lisa Simpson would say.

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TopicWife just broke her ankle.
divot1338
11/04/22 2:30:38 PM
#32
LotsOfHorror posted...
There's literally no way we could've gotten her to a car. It was just her mom there.
I would crawl before Id pay that.

Or put an arm around her moms shoulder on the hurt side and just hop. I did that when I had to have pins put in the end of my leg bone. Quarter mile from the soccer field to the parking lot.

And I literally drove myself home from Austin to Houston with a broken right ankle that happened when I was out of town. Its definitely fucked up trying to operate a car with the wrong foot.

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TopicWife just broke her ankle.
divot1338
11/04/22 2:19:53 PM
#29
PunishedOctopus posted...
Yeah, dont call an ambulance unless you're actually dying. It's at least $1000 to start >_>
You know I completely forgot about your side job as an EMT.

Gotta retag you.

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TopicWife just broke her ankle.
divot1338
11/04/22 1:41:11 PM
#19
Every time Ive broken a bone the first call was to my doctor who then told me where to go.

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TopicWhy do a lot of people hate Tiktok again? It's not all about kids dancing or
divot1338
11/04/22 1:35:13 PM
#30
Didnt some kids just get shot after finishing a challenge where you hotwire a car?

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TopicWife just broke her ankle.
divot1338
11/04/22 1:33:13 PM
#14
Did you do it?

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TopicHow old were you when you first gambled in or at a casino CE?
divot1338
11/04/22 3:48:26 AM
#2
I know myself well enough to realize that if I ever went into a casino Id just keep playing until I was either penniless or dead.

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TopicMillion Man Moms
divot1338
11/04/22 3:17:18 AM
#2
Thats some overworked moms amirite?

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TopicThere was a really missed opportunity in the clone wars
divot1338
11/04/22 2:09:38 AM
#3
Lord_Shadow posted...
They should of shown Alderaan like a lot really build on the Lore of that planet do everything they could to make what happens in 4 hit that much hard
How would that make the original Star Wars land that much harder?

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TopicSomeone told me millennials haven't seen Martin Scorsese movies
divot1338
11/04/22 1:29:28 AM
#61
Zithers posted...
this happened to me with a coworker except instead of ferris bueller it was indiana jones lmao. i just stood there staring, not sure what to say or do.

divot1338 posted...
leave and go punch a wall.


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TopicThink of a character with an eyepatch
divot1338
11/04/22 1:26:31 AM
#118
I guess Tigh was technically in command of Galactica for one episode.

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TopicSomeone told me millennials haven't seen Martin Scorsese movies
divot1338
11/04/22 1:19:51 AM
#59
I mentioned Matthew Broderick to someone at work but they didnt know who he was.

I then said you know, Ferris Bueller.

*looks puzzled*

Bueller.

*shrugs*

Bueller.

You know from Ferris Buellers Day Off.

At this point since neither he nor any of the group of twenty year olds that had gathered nearby knew what that movie was I had to leave and go punch a wall.

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TopicDo you think fultons are trashy?
divot1338
11/04/22 12:30:12 AM
#19
VeggetaX posted...
It just screams out dude you're gonna be single forever
Futons are part of the legacy of every college student. On that futon a few undergrads will be somewhat pleasured.

And then just as mysteriously that futon and its magical, consequence free sexy time vanish along with your youth.

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TopicOne time a girl said about my shoes ''You know what they say about big feets''
divot1338
11/03/22 7:34:58 PM
#10
How can 1 foot ever be bigger? Its always 12 inches.

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TopicYour crush ''Lets leave ugly, those chicks over there just called you gross''
divot1338
11/03/22 7:30:45 PM
#2
Excuse me ladies. The name is G. Ross.

*cannonballs*

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Topic"mid" "no cap" "deadass" "fr"
divot1338
11/03/22 7:16:12 PM
#49
Bet.

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TopicChili: Beans or no beans? Noodles or no noodles?
divot1338
11/03/22 7:13:17 PM
#44
FurryPhilosifer posted...
I feel that Americans need to know, that a lot of chilli in the UK is made using mince.
Gross. I wouldnt eat mouse chili even if did come with noodles.

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TopicChili: Beans or no beans? Noodles or no noodles?
divot1338
11/03/22 7:07:12 PM
#39
SilvosForever posted...
Yeah - spaghetti noodles
I didnt think it was possible to fuck up chili.

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TopicGordon Ramsay knocks on your door and says you have to cook him something
divot1338
11/03/22 7:03:37 PM
#11
I push Gordon Ramseys face into one of the eyes on my stove.

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TopicLmao, this man is a moron
divot1338
11/03/22 6:59:59 PM
#16
Psuedo_Audacity posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAPsSQAAD2Jk.jpg
By that rationale the bidirectional interactions of billions of humans every day can be thought of as a super intelligence.

Maybe intelligence is the wrong word there

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TopicDo you think fultons are trashy?
divot1338
11/03/22 6:51:21 PM
#16
Robert Fulton invented the steamboat and a weird tennis racket with a curved handle that let him hit the ball faster than a regular racket.

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TopicGo is the hardest damn board game, wtf
divot1338
10/31/22 8:36:34 PM
#21
Robot2600 posted...
Anyway, I also have a roll-up silicon goban, but you're crazy if you think that's better :P
Those wooden boards are so impractical.

I would rather have something I can bust out when I find someone who wants to play.

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TopicAre you going lights out, no one home this Halloween
divot1338
10/31/22 7:29:38 PM
#6
Sprinkler system armed.

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TopicAgree or disagree with this statement: Life is boring if you don't have kids
divot1338
10/31/22 7:27:54 PM
#21
Questionmarktarius posted...
Yes. Gloriously boring.
I can nap when I want, get around to cooking when I want, and can get up and drive somewhere whenever I want.
Dont forget pants. You gotta wear pants around kids.

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TopicGo is the hardest damn board game, wtf
divot1338
10/31/22 7:26:24 PM
#14
Robot2600 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/0/AABHfBAAD1lC.jpg
My goban.
I prefer my roll up board. Its always in the trunk next to my chess board.

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TopicAgree or disagree with this statement: Life is boring if you don't have kids
divot1338
10/31/22 7:13:43 PM
#16
My grandparents definitely had my mom and her 17 brothers and sisters who survived childbirth for the best reason of all. Child labor.

And before anyone starts badmouthing child labor my mom was number 15 so I wouldnt even be here without it.

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TopicSTOP talking SHIT about Candy Corn.
divot1338
10/31/22 7:08:45 PM
#14
Candy corn

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TopicI went shopping when I was hungry and accidentally the whole snack aisle
divot1338
10/31/22 6:46:16 PM
#20
Show us more of your meat stick, tc

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TopicGo is the hardest damn board game, wtf
divot1338
10/31/22 6:44:16 PM
#11
Anteaterking posted...
For two players who are both inexperienced, how does it play out? Like obviously it's hard to really conceptualize the position, but doesn't the fact that your opponent is bad at that too mean that you play with a smaller strategy set?
You end up playing out weird tangents that would normally get skipped by more experienced players.

But in that is an opportunity because there are times when Ive forced a mistake from a better player by going through some basic exercise.

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TopicGo is the hardest damn board game, wtf
divot1338
10/31/22 6:39:21 PM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Nah. Its like hypercheckers.

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TopicGo is the hardest damn board game, wtf
divot1338
10/31/22 6:23:40 PM
#5
goproblems.com

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TopicAgree or disagree with this statement: Life is boring if you don't have kids
divot1338
10/31/22 6:01:25 PM
#10
I do what I want when I want with who I want.

Try that with kids.

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TopicIt's officially Pumpkin Hill season
divot1338
10/31/22 5:53:46 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/7/AAXm8_AAD1jv.jpg

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