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Topic | Egg prices are out of control |
divot1338 12/24/22 10:34:13 AM #74 | DoesntMatter posted... so next you're gonna say that the problem is overpopulation, even though every expert on the subject agrees that the world is not overpopulated and may never be, and the problem is not with the population but with food distribution infrastructure and logistics, and with developed nations not rendering enough humanitarian aide to developing nation.lol --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | My girlfriend wants to open presents today. What should i do? |
divot1338 12/24/22 10:17:13 AM #27 | Step 1 cut a hole in the box --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | My girlfriend wants to open presents today. What should i do? |
divot1338 12/24/22 8:45:57 AM #16 | pegusus123456 posted... Give her the greatest gift of all and break up with her. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | My girlfriend left me alone at her apartment |
divot1338 12/24/22 8:41:31 AM #28 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/7/AAXm8_AAEBc1.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | How do you people wear slim/skinny jeans? |
divot1338 12/23/22 3:59:16 PM #10 | Garioshi posted... I would rather not display my cock to everyone that looks my wayTuck it out of the way. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Angry Michigan librarian pops off on conservative Christians in righteous speech |
divot1338 12/23/22 3:57:45 PM #11 | You know you fucked up when a librarian scolds you and its not just shhhh. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | What's keeping you from moving into the woods and divorcing from society? |
divot1338 12/23/22 3:00:19 PM #17 | Me not knowing the recipe for Coca cola. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Who was worse to Kevin in Home Alone: Buzz or Uncle Frank? |
divot1338 12/23/22 2:20:52 PM #7 | Donald J Trump. He just aided a minor in their irresponsible attempt to live alone in New York. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Parents threaten court battle over Halton teacher dress code controversy |
divot1338 12/23/22 10:39:53 AM #4 | itachi15243 posted... I'm of the mind that no female teachers should be allowed to purposely have their nipples on display like this.Fortunately hers were thoroughly covered by some big ole, plastic titties. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Egg prices are out of control |
divot1338 12/23/22 9:25:52 AM #36 | eggcorn posted... nobody could eat fifty eggs.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/1/AAXm8_AAEBQj.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Egg prices are out of control |
divot1338 12/23/22 6:49:17 AM #31 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I reckon I could eat fifty eggs. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Finally! Characters who look as dead as I feel inside |
divot1338 12/23/22 2:41:54 AM #17 | wackyteen posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/4/AAPw6aAAEBOQ.jpgSee this makes me kind of understand Kylo Rens whole perspective. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Egg prices are out of control |
divot1338 12/23/22 2:40:30 AM #20 | Egg prices are pretty high if youre limited to only choosing ones laid by chickens. My go to egg layer is the emu. They may cost a little more but talk about huevos grande! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | i think that buddha guy might have been right |
divot1338 12/21/22 3:34:37 PM #7 | AloneIBreak posted... Whys he always a big fat ass in popular imagery tho?He looks the way I feel after destroying a Chinese buffet. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | My girlfriend left me alone at her apartment |
divot1338 12/21/22 10:06:35 AM #21 | Intro2Logic posted... What do?the dishes --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | It's gonna get cold in Texas. |
divot1338 12/20/22 7:31:05 PM #9 | Eleven degrees is just wrong. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Avatar was insanely boring. |
divot1338 12/20/22 6:26:59 PM #18 | Mistere_Man posted... Did someone actually draw that?! Impressive if so.Its some app. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Avatar was insanely boring. |
divot1338 12/20/22 5:15:37 PM #8 | Prestoff posted... "Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/0/AAXm8_AADQPM.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | what are some songs about New York? |
divot1338 12/13/22 12:08:07 PM #53 | https://youtu.be/ZtzdigGGZys Actually Back in the New York Groove was covered by Ace Freyley. Original by Hello. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do you have to pee? |
divot1338 12/13/22 12:05:44 PM #7 | Well now I do. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | $1,200,000 but The Riddler is now real and at large. |
divot1338 12/13/22 12:04:24 PM #8 | Q: do I need a Batmobile to complete these challenges or will my standard arsenal suffice? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | How the FUCK did they manage to invent bread anyway? |
divot1338 12/11/22 11:31:10 AM #58 | Kloe_Rinz posted... How did they invent milkThey were a pervert. Thats the sort of idea that would only occur to a total weirdo. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Your crush keeps messing/ annoying you all day like dis |
divot1338 12/10/22 7:25:23 PM #5 | Get the fuck outta here. Thats not how you shove something in a persons face. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Your crush randomly says ''Ugly, we need to talk about our relationship'' |
divot1338 12/10/22 7:23:14 PM #8 | Cheater87 posted... I would NOT crush one someone who calls me ugly.What if she has Tourettes syndrome? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Your crush randomly says ''Ugly, we need to talk about our relationship'' |
divot1338 12/10/22 7:22:05 PM #6 | Shes waiting for me on the bed in her bra. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Jackie Chan Stuntmaster remake from the developer of Sifu |
divot1338 12/10/22 7:17:40 PM #2 | They should remake it but add in that xray cam technology from the sniper games so we can watch as we destroy Jackies body. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Got called the n word by the dweebiest sounding guy in mwii |
divot1338 12/10/22 7:13:19 PM #25 | DocileOrangeCup posted... His name was Mr cream. It's just like the original!!https://youtu.be/fXAlfh6QKQs --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Lethal Weapon is one of my favorite shows |
divot1338 12/03/22 10:41:22 AM #8 | Damon Wayans was a real piece of shit there. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Everyone in management got terminated this morning |
divot1338 12/02/22 11:58:36 AM #11 | All I know is on Monday I may have the fourth most seniority of anyone in our center. Worst case scenario theyre all back and I get to make jokes about them being new hires all the time. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Everyone in management got terminated this morning |
divot1338 12/02/22 11:46:22 AM #8 | Kombucha posted... Would you consider yourself an underling?Everybodys got a boss. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Everyone in management got terminated this morning |
divot1338 12/02/22 11:46:01 AM #7 | radical_rhino posted... Dont worry theyre working their way down.My first question was if i could escort my boss off the property. https://youtu.be/N9vUNDY45Jc --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Everyone in management got terminated this morning |
divot1338 12/02/22 11:43:24 AM #1 | Day after day you keep your head down and do your job quietly in the hope that you have a quiet Friday. Then every one of the senior managers above my level gets fired first thing in the morning. Today went from being a good day to a great day. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Should cops be allowed to sit in pure darkness to do traffic stops? |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:37:17 PM #100 | darkprince45 posted... I am telling you if the vehicle is not in motion in a public roadway. You can 100 percent have your headlights off.The side of the road is a part of the public thoroughfare. Paid for by taxes and maintained by the government. And if there is a car sitting k. the side of the road with a key in the ignition then the lights are required to be on. Practically speaking whether that happens is entirely dependent on how much of a dick the cop is, whether they want to find out if youre doing something else, or whether you just got in and turned it on. Which is besides the point. This is a clear cut example of consciousness of guilt. But it still doesnt matter because the police know what the rules for their jurisdiction are and the kind of person who just wants to chill in their car and screw over low hanging fruit wont hesitate to say they werent parked on the roadside where they were a potential hazard. They will say they were pulled off the road in a parking lot or in a field by a small bush. Just fucking pay a ticket dismissal lawyer the same amount youd pay for the ticket and screw their department out of the funds. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Is the United States among the good or bad countries in the world? |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:24:19 PM #4 | Yes we are among both good and bad countries. Nice title. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Elon Musk: The Democrats all COORDINATED AN ATTACK on me! They are ACTORS! |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:21:30 PM #9 | Regulate your shit or well do it for you, jackass. Democrats --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | I just want a girl to be a huge bitch to me |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:17:47 PM #6 | MrMelodramatic posted... Like just berate me and treat me like shit. You know?Thats a pretty expensive kink. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | First trailer for That 90's Show, the That 70's Show sequel |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:16:26 PM #130 | __aCEr__ posted... If I come across an episode and see blonde Donna I switch to something else.twas a dark time in the 00s. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | First trailer for That 90's Show, the That 70's Show sequel |
divot1338 11/29/22 8:12:58 PM #128 | Remember when Seth Meyers little brother tried to replace Foreman? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Should cops be allowed to sit in pure darkness to do traffic stops? |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:44:00 PM #98 | Gobstoppers12 posted... Not if you aren't in the road.False. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do the british really call cookies "biscuits" |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:42:25 PM #93 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Probably another term for a soft roll. As opposed to a hard roll. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Mods should explain their reasoning like they use to. |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:31:20 PM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] lol sure The system is setup so you just move on and it goes away. Theyve decided they really dont care so why should we. Besides this way Ive got a list of their fuckups I can quote from should I ever need to. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Dey come up to you and say ''hey ugly, do you believe in god?'' |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:23:56 PM #2 | Forgive me, Mother. **stares at obvious tan lines on her breasts** I think both of us need a spanking. Is your friend available? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Prove to me you guys are real |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:15:16 PM #26 | Mistere_Man posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2MStep grandpa --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Should cops be allowed to sit in pure darkness to do traffic stops? |
divot1338 11/29/22 7:03:53 PM #95 | Gobstoppers12 posted... Not if you're off to the side and not in the road.No. Headlights are not just to help you see. Its to help other motorists see you. Which is why the cops turned them off. Clearly that car didnt start out there and it damn sure wont end up there. As evidenced by the person[s] actively attempting to apprehend speeders. Ignition on after dark, lights on. Besides if they wanted to get out of it theres an easier way than that. Most of the statutes on headlights say something to the effect of must be able to see 1000 yards clearly. Obviously responding that you can see 1000 yards like the idea that the cop car in this situation was not in use is bullshit. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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