Lurker > Umbreon

Should have to pay at least double back. Both from the insurance fraud and the GoFundMe. Alongside a lengthy jail sentence of course.

Choco posted...

americans can't be normal for 5 fucking seconds jesus

Is it "normal' in other countries to ask for the dick size of a fictional character?

Why... so many?

Works for me.

Fuck Glacia and her 90% accurate Sheer Cold Walrein.

Cynthia was the first legitimately difficult final boss.

Gen 1 (Surely no one here is unaware it's Blue right?):: You've already beaten their Pokemon before, they're just higher level now.

Gen 2: Lance isn't that difficult.

Gen 3: Steven is cool, but Blaziken sweeps most of his team. Even without that, you don't hear too many people having a ton of trouble with him.

If you get to Wallace without knowing how to deal with water types, I don't know what to tell you.

Cynthia is the first Champ where you just get your ass handed to you, even if you have some idea what to do. I came in blind, and only my Crobat could survive a hit. It took a lot of Flys, Confuse Rays, and praying Dragon Rush missed.

Gen 5 also had an infamous final boss.
And Iris leads with Ghetsis' ace in the sequel.

Then X and Y gave us a piss easy champion...

Forced affection really took the challenge out of things.

There were several points when the Elite Four had me, but then suddenly "Actually, your Pokemon isn't burned" or "Actually, your Pokemon didn't faint".

Yep, blocked.

Don't care.

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Guess that happened to me, since I can't seem to find his topic. Oh well.

ShotWaifu posted...

Also you should invest in a dedicated lurker alt to get the full uncensored version of the board. (Logging out doesn't work on this board.)

This board ain't interesting enough to go through the trouble tbh.

Only thing better than not seeing UR posts is seeing someone post his suspension topic.

Only thing that tops that will be seeing his banned topic.

Ask the writer.

MachineJaipur posted...

There's a distinct difference in being hesitant and believing the vaccine was designed by adrenochrome huffing Satanists trying to enslave the world so they can enslave children and drain them of their adrenochrome rich blood. Or that the vaccine is designed to 'activate' at a certain time to kill a massive swath of the population.

Yeah. I wasn't 100% certain about the vaccine at first, then I saw people take it and nothing happened to the vast majority of them months later.

Given this evidence, I then decided that I'd take the vaccine. Plus, you know, I didn't want to die from Covid.

Look to the graveyards to see plenty of people who didn't take the vaccine.

When a user acts as old as the character in their profile.

Probably call out.

I won't sleep for 2 hours, I can near guarantee I won't hear the alarm clock. On the flip side, I'd rather not work on no sleep.

Firefox.

You can have a crush on someone as an adult while acknowledging the futility of pursing it. You ultimately can't control who you fall for.

Sometimes that can be as simple as "What a wonderful woman... but she's already happily married so don't try anything".

PBusted posted...

I meant the character in OP.l

That's Vi, so yes.

Worrying about what could have been is a torture with no benefit.

-Unowninator- posted...

Spiders are bugs.

https://youtu.be/agsUEcl8WAE

DoesntMatter posted...

maybe if it's just "getting laid" to you, your life doesn't change much. but if your intention is to experience a real meaningful connection both physical and for lack of a better word spiritual, and you've gone your entire life well into your thirties unable to accomplish that, then i believe finding that will definitely change your life.

Oh a meaningful relationship can absolutely change your life, but when it comes to virginity, most people are just talking about sex.

rexcrk posted...

Nothing much, just the possibility of getting bit / poisoned. No biggie, right?

Most spiders don't want to fuck with humans. Even the threat of black widows is overstated (Though you'll still want medical treatment).

I'm fine with spiders, so long as they don't get too close. Even then I've never had to kill a spider.

It's roaches/wasps/certain flying insects that freak me out.

Already did.

Once you lose your virginity, you realize that the whole concept is pretty silly. Your life largely remains the same once you get laid.

NoxObscuras posted...

Some are, some aren't. I use Amazon a lot and I get a lot of Amazon ads.

Also, someone posted a topic about this overpriced nonsense, back in August, and I've seen ads for it after that topic lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/7/AAQgjdAADw41.jpg

You're joking. You're joking! I can't believe my eyes!

Irony posted...

Ads are based on your search history

Not always. I got a beer popup for the longest time, despite having zero interest in that.

Also pretty sure advertisers will throw anime waifu game ads at anyone who looks up any anime ever.

"Hey when is the next One Piece chapter coming out?"

Ad: Nooo senpai! We can't do that here!

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Is there rule 34? You can't make a waifu without the porn to go with it

You should be ashamed to even have to ask that question. You know damn well the answer to that.

Just took out a bunch of loans. Heh, suckers...

PBusted posted...

Wait, is she an actual character?

In league of legends? Yes.

I prefer Ahri.

In other words, all people who profit off the lie of there being no climate emergency. The masses will see "scientist" and nod their heads.

And the bastards who signed off on this will be dead by the time the rest of us gets the bill.

thx1138 posted...

breaking up should not be automatic imo, it depends on how much time is invested and more importantly how much you love the person, at least for me

For most problems couples face, yes they should try to talk it out.

You stab me in the back by cheating on me though? Done. No second chances. Don't care how long we've known each other at that point, because I clearly never knew you if you're willing to cheat on me.

The latter is a cope for the former.

Bluebeard?

Kastrada posted...

Whoever works for that beer's PR team needs to get her a sponsorship. That's a no-brainer win-win.

Lol for real. That shit's a commercial already written.

But man, Trumpers really gotta make their life about politics. No one gave a shit about who voted who until she started crying about the comedian voting for who they wanted.

Any discord that permits catboy is bound to have some shit in it.

More enraged than embarrassed.

Someone cheats on you, you break up with them. Simple as that. Well, so long as kids aren't involved.

No idea that show was still running, neat.

https://youtu.be/oCvpQKY0Ly4

That's a pretty awesome looking dress.

The only people who would be offended are the types that are offended over everything.

"Go back to school" works in countries that don't have a joke of an education system.

Unfortunately, living in America means you pay out the ass for higher education. Because why would we invest in our citizens?

sevihaimerej posted...

while the other side is saying that, actually, it's their fault that all these other people are oppressed and they are in fact privileged.

I've never been told this. Who's trying to blame straight people for anything? (Random dumbasses on Twitter don't count)

But yeah, when one side tells you all your problems are the fault of somebody else... it's a tried and true method for getting people to join your group.

Why so many people are struggling... there's likely no single answer, but the cost of existing is just too damn high.

Once upon a time, you could get a job stocking shelves and make enough money to buy a house.

Now you need 2-3 jobs to pay rent (Which is going to increase next month because fuck you). Many people are in debt because they were told college was the only pathway to success, and we're a generation facing the very real possibility of never being able to retire.

Conservatives promise you the solutions to all your problems. Men who are struggling with life will naturally flock to such sweet words.

(Ignorant of the fact that they're the very people who want their lives to be miserable)

What am I looking at?

What if fast food restaurants added just a drop of weed in the water so customers get the munchies?

What's the point of money if I can't enjoy good food?

That's not quite correct. Even if you confess to her, she still dies(and MC comes to a different conclusion). The point is that sometimes there's nothing you can do to save someone. Which of course doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

So who did you spend time with?

Unfunny forced meme.

Trying a chicken patty from morning star. It's pretty good.