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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqSOaslfFEM&ab_channel=SnortHogan

Having an utter meltdown. On the verge of tears.

Nazanir posted...

Phil will enjoy Street Fighter 6, up until he leaves the beginner brackets. His demeanor will change dramatically when he can't stomp on newbies anymore and will get his shit pushed in when challanged by people who know what to do.

When that happens, all of the excuses that are absent now, will suddenly come flooding back. Shit like dropped inputs, lag, pattern players, Capcom having no idea what they are doing, etc..

All his winning toxic traits are still there, just hidding because he can stomp on newbies.

He won't. His audience loves him stomping on noobs. They think he's so "cool" doing it.

Jaxx reappears and drops $1k like the braindead dent he is.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

is he still getting whale jackpot money

OIC dipped but, his other whales have been stepping up.

he gets mad over sexual jokes but, scat humor from him is ok.

Zikten posted...

I heard that people are thinking Kat had a car accident and this was Phil's way to get more money from donations. Attempting sympathy

It makes sense. He bans any mention of it now. Hasn't talked about it. Lol

So, DSP is retconning the tire story. If you mention his tires straight to the ban world.

Nazanir posted...

I am all for poking the hornets' nest. People trolling Phil and messing with him on stream is all fair game to me.

But that is where it should begin and end.

If you actually go out of your way to fuxk with someone physically like this (assuming a detractor actually did this), spend a few nights in jail, get your head straight. Because you got sucked in too far too deep.

Nobodys fucked with him.

It's so nice they took one tire and left the jack.
https://twitter.com/RealSetvin/status/1661330266810400768
And she parks horizontally across multiple lines.
BurmesePenguin posted...

So I finally watched this story and I'm noting that for the second time in two or three days Phil's wife tries to get in contact with him while he's streaming and she fails because he has his phone on silent during streams.

This is baffling to me. What reason would he have for this? Literally nobody else would call him. And if they did, so what. Is his stream sullied if you can hear a vibrating phone in the background?

Also during the story, LyficerSoul apparently said something racist in chat, and Phil's response to a money creature being racist was "hey, stop that"

Also this whole story is a made up excuse to get rid of the money he made in the last week so he can still beg as usual.

He said he's afraid trolls will call him or something.

So, Kat's car tire was "stolen" while she was at work.

Vyrulisse posted...

There's something fishy about the Jinx/Ryan/OIC thing honestly.
I can't put my finger on it but it feels off.

Nothing off. He's just a true dent/

So, OIC has tipped well over 1k today alone. Just to watch a 40 year old man drink and eat on stream like a child.

Currently @ over 1.1k in tips. 90% from 1 person.

LightningAce11 posted...

Why does dsp get these paypigs who throw money at him?

OIC is an attention seeker desperate for someone to love him.

Zikten posted...

I wonder who these people are who have massive amounts of money to just throw at Phil every day

OIC is mentally ill and seems to want attention by any means necessary.

BurmesePenguin posted...

How many 100 dollar shots will definitely not OIC donate today? I'm thinking three.

We're at 3. Man just tipped the entire goal not even 10 minutes in. OIC has tipped well over $3k. No wonder why he didn't take the $50k when OIC is willing to go bankrupt for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYGDT7A7MQ&ab_channel=SnortHogan

He goes absolutely ballistic when someone calls him out. "I never said inspired him. hahaha moron. Go fuck yourself". When eh literally said he did not even 5 minutes earlier.

He's just absurdly deluded now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/13nccw7/dave_the_trailblazer/

tl;dw DSP claims to have "inspired" reviewbrah to start making YT videos. So, according to DSP he's inspired everyone on YT at some point or another? Delusional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B0N0XVxV4Y&ab_channel=AquaTeal

OIC tips $150 while allegedly at a party.

And OIC has tipped well over $3k this month alone.

Lmfao someone posted on reddit he should buy a bubble gun. OIC of course.

He's trying to be a mod again. Literally paying his way to modship. I've never met anything so pathetic.

Bad_Mojo posted...

Curious thought, but what if were getting worked? Work = the fake aspect of pro wrestling. Getting worked meaning believing in the storyline. What if all of this drama is manufactured to drive up interest?

It is. DSP purposely fuels it because he's a narcissist and wants to be the center of attention. He wants to be mr. drama so he can milk his dents for pity bucks.

I think Garps intro was crazy. Revealing Shanks was one of the 4 Yonkou and a fucking legend. Shanks is really fucking strong and really scary when he's mad. He's really one of the strongest characters in the series by far.

Whitebeard is old but, in his prime fought Gold Roger evenly.

Blackbeard is making moves. He plays the part of a foool but, he's no fool.

How did you feel about Garp being Luffys grandpa? Or Luffys dad being Dragon the infamous criminal fighting the WG directly?

How does DSP magically find the funds to talk to a lawyer all in the span of a single day? Not only that but, multiple lawyers? What is he Donald Trump? His whole saga is full of holes as usual.

MabinogiFan posted...

Is the joke that Bae is actually flat irl and doesn't want to admit it?

She isn't as we've seen her irl pics.

WallStreetWolf posted...

Gonna be honest, I have to side with Phil on the interview aftermath. Sidescroller guys seem like scumbags in their own way, especially Crigler (a hardcore Trumper accused of sexual assault). I think they feel Phil is nothing more than something to latch onto to grow their viewers for money. Look, the interview was a circus and Phil didn't really do himself any favors (even during moments where he could have easily pushed back and looked better), but that was also some preplanned good cop/bad cop stuff. Disappointing that the aftermath went down that way, which caused me to do more digging on Sidescrollers and yeah they seem like trash.I also maintain that willingly associating with someone like Keem is far worse than anything DSP said, so watching them try to take the moral high ground on anything is hilarious. Also, Adam: "there's nothing funny about that joke". But when someone points out calling Phil's wife a horse "it's just the Internet dude". They are clearly hypocrites

Phil is also stupid as fuck for agreeing to appear on their show without getting half of the money the show makes or somewhere around there. His own content is a wasteland that no one watches, but a special appearance like that on someone else's channel is a money gold mine that could easily be broken up and shared.

No, gotta disagree. They rightfully tore him apart. Phil is so used to lying about everything and living in his bubble. He was rightfully called out and had no real way of getting out. Why are you deflecting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77hsc3ndsc&ab_channel=DSPTriesIt-Memology101

"Everyone but me are liars and don't do any research". This man is completely deluded. Like it's sad.

So, Wings made a lot of $$$ over this. Of course DSP is seething. Like this guy is completely and utterly deluded.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/1238p5n/phil_angry_that_wings_restreamed_him_and_made/

What's stopping him from doing it? Oh right DSP is literally the dumbest lolcow imaginable. Even Wings and Boogie are smarter then him.

Huh My LS mate on Horizon said the very same thing. Are you on Horizon too OP?

His streaming career has been over for at least a decade. But, he'll always have a small handful of dents who shower him with money.

Zikten posted...

How does he have actual real fans? I always assume everyone is just hate watching him. Why would someone legitimately think Phil is cool?

His fans are quite literally disabled mentally. They see DSP as themselves. It's fucked.

Oh he an answer for that: Craig ambushed him and kept attacking. They wouldn't let him explain anything. This was just a hit piece.

So, Phils tax guy is just Phil. Anyone ever wonder why his "Tax guy" is constantly asking his fucking client questions? Like what "tax guy" is going to be asking YOU the client questions? And on top of that he somehow always screws up.

Anyways, I got to talk to one of his whales. It went as well it usually goes with them." Phil is the most honest guy on the internet; everyone is lying and all this "proof" is just hearsay. Why would phil lie? If he says the trolls are lying then hes honest. Where's your proof?" -shows proof- "That's all hearsay and out of context. You're just a troll so bye" Then he blocked me. xD

These guys weren't some random nerds. Most of them have become famous in the tech community for their inventions on portable computers. All have at least become very successful in their lives.

If you're looking for a quick hook up they care. If she want's to date you I doubt it matters. And frankly being a virgin is the least of your problems for hooking up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwY5w6aqT0&ab_channel=SnortHogan

More fake crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ctb-Mub5tI&ab_channel=SnortHogan

Oh lord. This man is cringe.

So he's tweeting at 4am ranting about the interview. Guy is just plain mentally unwell. He's a 41 year old man crying on twitter at 4am.

Like this guy is so monumentally stupid. Turns down $50k, turns down every attempt anyone has had to help revive his shit career. He really is stuck on level 1. In 20 years he'll be begging for money on YT still.

DSP is having a literal meltdown on stream over this. Hes burned yet another bridge and proven without a shadow of a doubt he's the biggest lolcow.

If they're sitting at home not working and not helping. Out they go. But, if they're at home contributing it's really up to them. My Parents told me as an adult I had to start contributing. So, I paid rent and helped out. They let me stay as long as I wanted really. Moved out around 26. Still live close by.

This is a dumb take.

Nah Giorno is not really anything like Jodio. Jodio is an ambitious, ruthless, self-interested brat who would resort to thieving and drug dealing to get money and powe

LightningAce11 posted...

He kept circling back to how people have screwed him over but Craig and the other dude kept steering it back to no, lets talk about how you fucked up.

dents showered him with money on stream throwing a pity party. One guy was even saving up for a ps5 but he donated money to Phil.

King Cuck Aelon is doing full damage control for DSP. It's really sad to see how brainwashed his dents are. DSP did everything right and nothing wrong.

MarbyIsBack posted...

Haven't read it myself yet but if I had to guess from context provided in both the image and TC's post itself, I'd say Araki himself.

Its Rohan Kisihibe. Who we guess survived the universe being reset?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYAF1QBGwXg&ab_channel=AquaTeal

He's gone absolutely mental. Claims he never begs and never talks about the trolls.

https://chainsaw-man.fandom.com/wiki/Asa_Mitaka

CSM's MC is a femcel.

https://tinyurl.com/3ef9pt8n

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