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TopicITT - You give me a game and I tell you if it's a liberal or conservative game
divot1338
08/22/22 9:21:54 AM
#127
Sneak King

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TopicCan't get a contact out, and now my eye looks like Oberyn Martell's
divot1338
08/22/22 9:20:26 AM
#7
Close your eye and look down and away from your nose. As long as you can get some tears going it should stay with the eyeball and eventually work its way down out of the upper corner of your eye.

It may take a little bit to work.

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TopicDo you think the GOP will introduce an age rating board for books?
divot1338
08/22/22 8:41:10 AM
#8
Do they read?

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TopicI need an id on this spider
divot1338
08/21/22 8:54:54 PM
#8
Yep thats a spider.

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TopicDid dinosaurs smoke weed?
divot1338
08/21/22 8:40:19 PM
#9
Presumably at some point in the millions of years dinosaurs lived some amount of marijuana was burned after lightning started a forest fire. Any dinosaurs in the area got high.

Then they got the munchies and ate a bunch of primates.

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TopicLol this standup bit made me chuckle:
divot1338
08/21/22 8:36:51 PM
#3
I heard this on sxm a couple of days ago. Same short clip.

Good bit.

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TopicI had no idea Ants could get trolled so easily
divot1338
08/21/22 8:31:11 PM
#7
I saw a video where someone marked an ant with this chemical that dead ants emit.

Usually it tells the other ants to move it to an ant graveyard but in this case the ant kept taking himself to the graveyard.

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TopicChris Evans
divot1338
08/21/22 8:25:33 PM
#52
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/8/AAXm8_AADlo2.jpg

Technically now thats cannon.

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TopicIm 32, thinking about asking a 19y/o to hang out.
divot1338
08/21/22 8:20:07 PM
#229
Wait four and a half years.

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Topicwhy did you move from your last home?
divot1338
08/21/22 8:18:47 PM
#2
I bought this house and got the fuck out of an apartment.

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TopicGoing to a pool party, but planning to take a massive dump in it
divot1338
08/21/22 8:15:21 PM
#23
bigtiggie23 posted...
You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds.
In their shower. First thing you do after the pool is hang up the swimsuit to dry.

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TopicTwitter says adults who hate children can't be trusted
divot1338
08/21/22 8:14:17 PM
#47
As a former kid I can say without any hesitation that they are for the most part a bunch of needy, helpless, little monsters.

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TopicMy car was parked, and a jogger just ran straight into my car.
divot1338
08/21/22 8:11:30 PM
#27
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Humans can move 118 mph.

When thrown from a sufficiently elevated building, aircraft, or other location structure.

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TopicGuy opens 2012 NBA Prizm card box valued at $15k, you wont believe whats inside!
divot1338
08/21/22 8:07:00 PM
#28
chrono625 posted...
i guess it has to be that.

there buying stupid boxes for content of their channel or stream and hope they hit big to increase their viewership.

and then deduct/write off streaming expenses.
If that was my hobby Id became a streamer just for the write off on stuff I was already planning to open even if it never got a single view.

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TopicGoing to a pool party, but planning to take a massive dump in it
divot1338
08/21/22 8:03:13 PM
#17
Corn on the cob. Lots of it.

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TopicGuy opens 2012 NBA Prizm card box valued at $15k, you wont believe whats inside!
divot1338
08/21/22 7:56:27 PM
#22
argonautweakend posted...
I used to buy sports cards and now I don't because it's a huge money sink, but I do get satisfaction from watching box break videos, and what I can say is, those high end boxes that cost thousands of dollars are generally not worth it. The common cards in these sets seem to be numbered to 50 or 100, but since they're the commons it doesn't matter. What does matter is how big your hits are. If you get, say, a 16 signature booklet signed by some all time greats, sweet. sometimes it's just cool stuff but not really worth the buy in cost.
Yeah it seems like the smart move is to buy lots of lower priced sets.

Honestly though I dont get hobbies where you jusy put it away when you buy it and dont ever open it.

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TopicBeautiful Asses: The Butt Batch
divot1338
08/21/22 7:44:36 PM
#90
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/6/AAXm8_AADloW.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAXm8_AADloX.jpg


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TopicA teen girl went missing 2 weeks ago from a party in the woods
divot1338
08/21/22 7:39:16 PM
#15
Im not an expert in finding missing persons but Id think two weeks is thirteen days less than youd want to wait before publicizing it.

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TopicBrain puzzle
divot1338
08/21/22 7:29:20 PM
#472
the_rowan posted...
Easier than it looked at first. The six faces should be 0. 0. 0. 6. 6. 6.
Why not 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? Otherwise it would be easier to throw away the second die and use a coin.

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TopicWhat are you listening to?
divot1338
08/20/22 6:56:45 PM
#218
Spirit - The Ofher Song
https://youtu.be/dnCPscXABrc

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TopicNathan Fielder's The Rehearsal Season Finale Topic
divot1338
08/20/22 4:56:52 PM
#19
Wtf! This is fucking messed up.

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TopicShe grabs your icecream ''Sorry ugly, only hot people deserve this treat''
divot1338
08/19/22 11:45:26 PM
#23
I unbutton exactly one button on her clothing in revenge for stealing my ice cream cone.

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TopicGirl who stole Pelosi's Laptop, gets out of House Arrest for Renaissance Faire.
divot1338
08/19/22 8:39:29 PM
#21
I get it. Sometimes youre just sitting around when you get the urge for a massively oversized turkey leg.

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TopicLearn FORTH on the Atari.
divot1338
08/19/22 8:28:03 PM
#2
Ugh god. Youve made me recall memories of microprocessor programming from EE that Ive successfully repressed for almost two decades.

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TopicDo you think that all the cops who took and shared pictures of the remains of...
divot1338
08/19/22 7:17:46 PM
#11
For a second I really misunderstood the dangling participle in the topic title.

Thank god because that would have been grim.

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TopicFar Cry 6 might have the longest credits I've seen
divot1338
08/19/22 7:14:06 PM
#20
One of the Assassins Creed games was longer and unskippable.

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TopicHow do you feel about this new, incredible commercial?
divot1338
08/19/22 7:13:14 PM
#4
The_X_Dawg posted...
The top of the checklist says "Never"
Eh.

When I looked up it was all zoomed in and focused on those two lines.

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TopicHow do you feel about this new, incredible commercial?
divot1338
08/19/22 7:09:53 PM
#2
That checklist.

Give you up check
Let you down check

Did they even listen to the song?

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TopicMark Zuckerberg apologizes and promises to improve the graphics.
divot1338
08/19/22 6:39:35 PM
#6
Chicken posted...
We dont need Zucc

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TopicCart narc debates >>> Pitbull debate
divot1338
08/19/22 5:51:50 PM
#7
Obv cart narcs.

Who could hate pitbulls?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AAXm8_AADlLP.jpg

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Topicwhat car should we get
divot1338
08/19/22 5:27:51 PM
#11
Makeveli_lives posted...
They said that about the housing market expecting a crash for the last year. Those that waited got fucked with high interest despite prices recently dropping.
I just priced out SUVs two weeks ago and the options were basically to take whatever versions and colors were on the lot at sticker price or fuck off.

If you can find a used car at a good price by all means take it but Id get it checked out first.

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Topicwhat car should we get
divot1338
08/19/22 5:20:19 PM
#7
You should really wait a few months if you can. Youre about to be unnecessarily ripped off.

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TopicFlorida has combat veteran as armed guard at school
divot1338
08/19/22 5:19:32 PM
#32
Plus Im sure a bunch of disrespectful little shits wont provoke a response from the new security guard.

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TopicFerris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari
divot1338
08/19/22 5:18:08 PM
#19
What if this ends up being a stealth reboot of the Fast and Furious?

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TopicFerris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari
divot1338
08/19/22 5:17:12 PM
#18
Entre nous, kiddies.

Time to take the field trip elsewhere.

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TopicShe-Hulk Episode 1 Topic *SPOILERS*
divot1338
08/19/22 5:15:07 PM
#105
KogaSteelfang posted...
I'll have to go rewatch the scene again later, but I think he said he made the device to keep him in human form so that he could heal his arm. Like, the only reason he had it was to heal... in human form, when I thought Hulk healed immensely faster.
The problem with that is humans can be knocked out and killed.

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TopicWatching Death to Smoochy
divot1338
08/19/22 5:12:04 PM
#16
I was just thinking about that movie.

Specifically whether current Ed Norton would be in it or not if it was made today?

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TopicShe-Hulk Episode 1 Topic *SPOILERS*
divot1338
08/19/22 5:10:23 PM
#102
I thought he was stuck in his Banner form by the device and was presmably helpless.

And that until he got ahold of Jens blood he was unable to return to Smug Hulk form.

Basically Infinity Stone damage.

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TopicDo you think Movado makes good watches?
divot1338
08/19/22 5:07:42 PM
#4
CedarPointcp posted...
Yeah they are kinda overpriced for what you get, quartzs mostly
If I pay that much I expect to see numbers telling me what the fuck these arrows are pointing at.

Hell half the time Movados arent even circular or have tick marks to indicate an oclock.

Just trendy crap for people who want to substitute money for taste.

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TopicFerris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari
divot1338
08/19/22 5:04:37 PM
#13
Uh what country do you think this is?

Relax.

You fellas have nothing to worry about.

Im a professional.

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TopicFlorida has combat veteran as armed guard at school
divot1338
08/19/22 4:55:31 PM
#24
wackyteen posted...
Well the guy in the Pic, per the tweet, apparently has seen direct combat before
And presumably has been dealing with some shit as a result.

Definitely want to just roll a guy like that into overwatch duty on your kids what with the fantastic way we transition our soldiers back into regular society.

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TopicDo you think Movado makes good watches?
divot1338
08/19/22 4:48:45 PM
#2
Overpriced, weirdly shaped garbage.

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TopicFerris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari
divot1338
08/19/22 4:43:02 PM
#6
Thats the story I always wanted to see.

There were clearly so happy when they returned the Ferrari that it couldnt have just been from the grand theft auto.

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TopicIt begins. You will be able to date the Trainers in Pokemon Masters EX.
divot1338
08/19/22 4:42:02 PM
#24
This is blatant Pokemon master bait.

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TopicWHO asks for suggestions for new name for monkeypox.
divot1338
08/17/22 5:54:26 PM
#28
I dont know what they should call it but I have a great idea for the spokesman.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/0/AAXm8_AADksa.jpg

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TopicMark Zuckerberg selfie in Horizon Worlds VR
divot1338
08/17/22 5:52:33 PM
#26
The Lawnmower Man had better virtual reality.

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Topicdo you have read receipt turned on your iphone
divot1338
08/17/22 5:51:56 PM
#12
Its whatever it is by default. I absolutely could not care less if anyone knew I read their message.

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TopicIs my childhood friend trying to make a move on me?
divot1338
08/17/22 5:45:01 PM
#14
Dingydang166 posted...
IT MAKES SENSE but he really doesn't seem like that type of dude. He has a big group of guy friends he doesn't get to see that often due to work so I assumed she just meant he was crackin a cold one with the boys. But hell maybe I just don't know the party version of him either.

Yeah you nailed it, 6 years.
Shes reached the point where her body doesnt feel the same emotional response to her husband. Seven year itch.

If you even try to fuck her she will be upset at you and her when she comes to her senses.

On the other hand if you shut that shit down without saying a word she will sing your praises to every woman she can find.

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TopicPastor berates his congregation for not getting him a watch
divot1338
08/17/22 5:39:44 PM
#26
NeoShadowhen posted...
A couple years ago I was around when my co-workers were talking about their churches. All of them were required to show their pay slips to prove they were tithing enough. They were shocked that I had never heard of such a thing. Have any of you heard of this?
That is absolutely not a thing unless youre in a cult or one of those weird prosperity churches.

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