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Topic | ITT - You give me a game and I tell you if it's a liberal or conservative game |
divot1338 08/22/22 9:21:54 AM #127 | Sneak King --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Can't get a contact out, and now my eye looks like Oberyn Martell's |
divot1338 08/22/22 9:20:26 AM #7 | Close your eye and look down and away from your nose. As long as you can get some tears going it should stay with the eyeball and eventually work its way down out of the upper corner of your eye. It may take a little bit to work. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do you think the GOP will introduce an age rating board for books? |
divot1338 08/22/22 8:41:10 AM #8 | Do they read? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | I need an id on this spider |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:54:54 PM #8 | Yep thats a spider. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Did dinosaurs smoke weed? |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:40:19 PM #9 | Presumably at some point in the millions of years dinosaurs lived some amount of marijuana was burned after lightning started a forest fire. Any dinosaurs in the area got high. Then they got the munchies and ate a bunch of primates. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Lol this standup bit made me chuckle: |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:36:51 PM #3 | I heard this on sxm a couple of days ago. Same short clip. Good bit. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | I had no idea Ants could get trolled so easily |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:31:11 PM #7 | I saw a video where someone marked an ant with this chemical that dead ants emit. Usually it tells the other ants to move it to an ant graveyard but in this case the ant kept taking himself to the graveyard. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Chris Evans |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:25:33 PM #52 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/8/AAXm8_AADlo2.jpg Technically now thats cannon. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Im 32, thinking about asking a 19y/o to hang out. |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:20:07 PM #229 | Wait four and a half years. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | why did you move from your last home? |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:18:47 PM #2 | I bought this house and got the fuck out of an apartment. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Going to a pool party, but planning to take a massive dump in it |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:15:21 PM #23 | bigtiggie23 posted... You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds.In their shower. First thing you do after the pool is hang up the swimsuit to dry. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Twitter says adults who hate children can't be trusted |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:14:17 PM #47 | As a former kid I can say without any hesitation that they are for the most part a bunch of needy, helpless, little monsters. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | My car was parked, and a jogger just ran straight into my car. |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:11:30 PM #27 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Humans can move 118 mph. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Guy opens 2012 NBA Prizm card box valued at $15k, you wont believe whats inside! |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:07:00 PM #28 | chrono625 posted... i guess it has to be that.If that was my hobby Id became a streamer just for the write off on stuff I was already planning to open even if it never got a single view. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Going to a pool party, but planning to take a massive dump in it |
divot1338 08/21/22 8:03:13 PM #17 | Corn on the cob. Lots of it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Guy opens 2012 NBA Prizm card box valued at $15k, you wont believe whats inside! |
divot1338 08/21/22 7:56:27 PM #22 | argonautweakend posted... I used to buy sports cards and now I don't because it's a huge money sink, but I do get satisfaction from watching box break videos, and what I can say is, those high end boxes that cost thousands of dollars are generally not worth it. The common cards in these sets seem to be numbered to 50 or 100, but since they're the commons it doesn't matter. What does matter is how big your hits are. If you get, say, a 16 signature booklet signed by some all time greats, sweet. sometimes it's just cool stuff but not really worth the buy in cost.Yeah it seems like the smart move is to buy lots of lower priced sets. Honestly though I dont get hobbies where you jusy put it away when you buy it and dont ever open it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Beautiful Asses: The Butt Batch |
divot1338 08/21/22 7:44:36 PM #90 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/6/AAXm8_AADloW.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAXm8_AADloX.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | A teen girl went missing 2 weeks ago from a party in the woods |
divot1338 08/21/22 7:39:16 PM #15 | Im not an expert in finding missing persons but Id think two weeks is thirteen days less than youd want to wait before publicizing it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Brain puzzle |
divot1338 08/21/22 7:29:20 PM #472 | the_rowan posted... Easier than it looked at first. The six faces should beWhy not --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | What are you listening to? |
divot1338 08/20/22 6:56:45 PM #218 | Spirit - The Ofher Song https://youtu.be/dnCPscXABrc --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal Season Finale Topic |
divot1338 08/20/22 4:56:52 PM #19 | Wtf! This is fucking messed up. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | She grabs your icecream ''Sorry ugly, only hot people deserve this treat'' |
divot1338 08/19/22 11:45:26 PM #23 | I unbutton exactly one button on her clothing in revenge for stealing my ice cream cone. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Girl who stole Pelosi's Laptop, gets out of House Arrest for Renaissance Faire. |
divot1338 08/19/22 8:39:29 PM #21 | I get it. Sometimes youre just sitting around when you get the urge for a massively oversized turkey leg. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Learn FORTH on the Atari. |
divot1338 08/19/22 8:28:03 PM #2 | Ugh god. Youve made me recall memories of microprocessor programming from EE that Ive successfully repressed for almost two decades. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do you think that all the cops who took and shared pictures of the remains of... |
divot1338 08/19/22 7:17:46 PM #11 | For a second I really misunderstood the dangling participle in the topic title. Thank god because that would have been grim. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Far Cry 6 might have the longest credits I've seen |
divot1338 08/19/22 7:14:06 PM #20 | One of the Assassins Creed games was longer and unskippable. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | How do you feel about this new, incredible commercial? |
divot1338 08/19/22 7:13:14 PM #4 | The_X_Dawg posted... The top of the checklist says "Never"Eh. When I looked up it was all zoomed in and focused on those two lines. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | How do you feel about this new, incredible commercial? |
divot1338 08/19/22 7:09:53 PM #2 | That checklist. Give you up check Let you down check Did they even listen to the song? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Mark Zuckerberg apologizes and promises to improve the graphics. |
divot1338 08/19/22 6:39:35 PM #6 | Chicken posted... We dont need Zucc --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Cart narc debates >>> Pitbull debate |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:51:50 PM #7 | Obv cart narcs. Who could hate pitbulls? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/3/AAXm8_AADlLP.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | what car should we get |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:27:51 PM #11 | Makeveli_lives posted... They said that about the housing market expecting a crash for the last year. Those that waited got fucked with high interest despite prices recently dropping.I just priced out SUVs two weeks ago and the options were basically to take whatever versions and colors were on the lot at sticker price or fuck off. If you can find a used car at a good price by all means take it but Id get it checked out first. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | what car should we get |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:20:19 PM #7 | You should really wait a few months if you can. Youre about to be unnecessarily ripped off. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Florida has combat veteran as armed guard at school |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:19:32 PM #32 | Plus Im sure a bunch of disrespectful little shits wont provoke a response from the new security guard. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Ferris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:18:08 PM #19 | What if this ends up being a stealth reboot of the Fast and Furious? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Ferris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:17:12 PM #18 | Entre nous, kiddies. Time to take the field trip elsewhere. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | She-Hulk Episode 1 Topic *SPOILERS* |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:15:07 PM #105 | KogaSteelfang posted... I'll have to go rewatch the scene again later, but I think he said he made the device to keep him in human form so that he could heal his arm. Like, the only reason he had it was to heal... in human form, when I thought Hulk healed immensely faster.The problem with that is humans can be knocked out and killed. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Watching Death to Smoochy |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:12:04 PM #16 | I was just thinking about that movie. Specifically whether current Ed Norton would be in it or not if it was made today? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | She-Hulk Episode 1 Topic *SPOILERS* |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:10:23 PM #102 | I thought he was stuck in his Banner form by the device and was presmably helpless. And that until he got ahold of Jens blood he was unable to return to Smug Hulk form. Basically Infinity Stone damage. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do you think Movado makes good watches? |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:07:42 PM #4 | CedarPointcp posted... Yeah they are kinda overpriced for what you get, quartzs mostlyIf I pay that much I expect to see numbers telling me what the fuck these arrows are pointing at. Hell half the time Movados arent even circular or have tick marks to indicate an oclock. Just trendy crap for people who want to substitute money for taste. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Ferris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari |
divot1338 08/19/22 5:04:37 PM #13 | Uh what country do you think this is? Relax. You fellas have nothing to worry about. Im a professional. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Florida has combat veteran as armed guard at school |
divot1338 08/19/22 4:55:31 PM #24 | wackyteen posted... Well the guy in the Pic, per the tweet, apparently has seen direct combat beforeAnd presumably has been dealing with some shit as a result. Definitely want to just roll a guy like that into overwatch duty on your kids what with the fantastic way we transition our soldiers back into regular society. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Do you think Movado makes good watches? |
divot1338 08/19/22 4:48:45 PM #2 | Overpriced, weirdly shaped garbage. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Ferris Bueller's Day Off Spinoff based on the guys who took the Ferrari |
divot1338 08/19/22 4:43:02 PM #6 | Thats the story I always wanted to see. There were clearly so happy when they returned the Ferrari that it couldnt have just been from the grand theft auto. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | It begins. You will be able to date the Trainers in Pokemon Masters EX. |
divot1338 08/19/22 4:42:02 PM #24 | This is blatant Pokemon master bait. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | WHO asks for suggestions for new name for monkeypox. |
divot1338 08/17/22 5:54:26 PM #28 | I dont know what they should call it but I have a great idea for the spokesman. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/0/AAXm8_AADksa.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Mark Zuckerberg selfie in Horizon Worlds VR |
divot1338 08/17/22 5:52:33 PM #26 | The Lawnmower Man had better virtual reality. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | do you have read receipt turned on your iphone |
divot1338 08/17/22 5:51:56 PM #12 | Its whatever it is by default. I absolutely could not care less if anyone knew I read their message. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Is my childhood friend trying to make a move on me? |
divot1338 08/17/22 5:45:01 PM #14 | Dingydang166 posted... IT MAKES SENSE but he really doesn't seem like that type of dude. He has a big group of guy friends he doesn't get to see that often due to work so I assumed she just meant he was crackin a cold one with the boys. But hell maybe I just don't know the party version of him either.Shes reached the point where her body doesnt feel the same emotional response to her husband. Seven year itch. If you even try to fuck her she will be upset at you and her when she comes to her senses. On the other hand if you shut that shit down without saying a word she will sing your praises to every woman she can find. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
Topic | Pastor berates his congregation for not getting him a watch |
divot1338 08/17/22 5:39:44 PM #26 | NeoShadowhen posted... A couple years ago I was around when my co-workers were talking about their churches. All of them were required to show their pay slips to prove they were tithing enough. They were shocked that I had never heard of such a thing. Have any of you heard of this?That is absolutely not a thing unless youre in a cult or one of those weird prosperity churches. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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