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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she has a horrifying secret....
Verdekal
08/02/22 12:35:34 AM
#5
bigblu89 posted...
I dont get it.

She has rotting corpses hidden in her house?
Cereal killer.

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TopicThe Perfect Girl but she has a horrifying secret....
Verdekal
08/02/22 12:08:18 AM
#1
You think you're about to get lucky but a tilted dresser catches your attention. You see there is a hidden room behind it filled with the bodies of Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Lucky the Leprechaun and Count Chocula...

"Well..." she says behind you, "Guess my secret's out."

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TopicSaw a girl who looked like Kiernan Shipka at Starbucks.
Verdekal
08/01/22 5:22:43 AM
#5
"Very nasty boys..."

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TopicWhy are all new games 60 dollars?
Verdekal
08/01/22 5:15:17 AM
#1
Why hasn't it gone up? How is that not price fixing?

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TopicThis looks like fun.
Verdekal
08/01/22 3:22:00 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKFyeMYidys

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TopicZombie apocalypse in a 1500s painting.
Verdekal
08/01/22 12:54:27 AM
#6
Vicious_Dios posted...
Because the TC couldn't properly provide a simple embedded picture in the op:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/3/AANub5AADgtn.jpg
How do you do that?

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TopicZombie apocalypse in a 1500s painting.
Verdekal
07/31/22 2:32:09 AM
#1
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/The_Triumph_of_Death_by_Pieter_Bruegel_the_Elder.jpg

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TopicAttack on Titan live classical cover.
Verdekal
07/31/22 1:59:20 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJanul_K4k

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TopicWhat is your IQ (Detailed)
Verdekal
07/31/22 1:23:47 AM
#82
Probably between 127 and 135.

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TopicAre you a gamer?
Verdekal
07/31/22 1:02:50 AM
#12
I'm not a real gamer, I just play one on TV.

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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Rebirth
Verdekal
07/31/22 12:00:39 AM
#22
Is that title supposed to suggest Aerith can be revived?

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TopicYou wake up after having a nightmare about going back in time...
Verdekal
07/30/22 3:32:53 AM
#1
"Well you're safe and sound now on the good old 47th floor."

"47th floor?!?" You say.

The lights come on. It's an older Ivanka Trump.

"IVANKA!!!!!!"

"Oh God, it's your father!" She yells.

"My father???" you say.

Donald Trump walks in.

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SWITZERLAND YOU LITTLE SONAVABITCH!!!!!"

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TopicThis topic is intended for immature audiences.
Verdekal
07/30/22 3:04:18 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL6LdQU_Uu4

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TopicWho is the best human in history aside from Jesus?
Verdekal
07/30/22 2:59:45 AM
#29
Norman Borlaug? Stanislav Petrov?

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TopicDo you have nothing to do for the next hour?
Verdekal
07/29/22 11:48:53 PM
#7
Questionmarktarius posted...
Does... shitposting on gamefaqs count as something?
I don't know, does it?

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TopicDo you have nothing to do for the next hour?
Verdekal
07/29/22 11:38:54 PM
#1
https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/1308351/1000-most-famous-people-mit-pantheon

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TopicDeath is inevitable.
Verdekal
07/29/22 11:09:44 PM
#19
Beast_Le_Chonk7 posted...
and taxes
And Thanos.

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TopicAmbient gaming OSTs you listen to?
Verdekal
07/29/22 11:04:59 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYBwsEVYe_4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBFCXtF3Wv4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYWMEWC7as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrvWhxaNQeI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S25R3FGwPZw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdMoB-wpEdg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaiJxNhPvc

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TopicAmbient gaming OSTs you listen to?
Verdekal
07/29/22 10:53:46 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vzhJrfQ1lA

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TopicKratos really needs to control his anger *spoiler *
Verdekal
07/29/22 4:47:06 AM
#7
Darkninja42 posted...
Which one are you playing? Because he starts pretty much every sequel handicapped at the beginning due to plot convienence.
Or plot inconvenience.

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TopicWhich supes from The Boys could Master Chief defeat?
Verdekal
07/29/22 12:42:51 AM
#1
Assume MC has his most advanced armor and shielding but is unarmed besides the grapple.

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TopicSo apparently there's a group of morons that think CERN is trying to open
Verdekal
07/29/22 12:27:40 AM
#13
They were worried about a black hole in 08.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/29/22 12:13:21 AM
#20
rustykranz4 posted...
Pics of biceps and forearms?
I don't do vanity shots.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/28/22 11:56:37 PM
#18
Robot2600 posted...
Also more to the point of the topic:

fuck working out from home. i much prefer the gym or running outside.
I run outside too. It's a great place with inclines.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/28/22 11:46:28 PM
#13
Jiek_Fafn posted...
I prefer adjustable. They offer a lot more versatility. Although changing weights is a bit of a pain.

Idk what your lifting goals are though, so conceivably 50s might be fine for you forever. Variations of exercises that make them more difficult could make them last a pretty long time for your gains. So either choice isn't bad
Just anger issues.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/28/22 11:07:01 PM
#11
Pepys_Monster posted...
Don't run with a weighted vest. You're going to wear out your knees. Real life isn't Dragon Ball.
No duh. I'd power walk with the vest or keep it under a certain weight if I ran.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/28/22 10:57:58 PM
#4
Smashingpmkns posted...
I've been looking to buy dumbbells too and didn't realize how stupidly expensive they were.
Yeah, that's what's stopping me so far. Each one was about a hundred bucks.

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TopicI'm considering buying two 55 lb dumbells.
Verdekal
07/28/22 10:54:11 PM
#1
My place is too cramped for barbell set and having one set aside is still too annoying to put together. I'd use them for slow squats, overhead presses, fireman walks, etc. There's also weighted vests too which I'm also considering, I'd run with the vests and do all the others mentioned above combined.

It's the next best thing after investing in a Capsule Corp gravity room.

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TopicDid you want to fuck Jessica Simpson back in the day?
Verdekal
07/28/22 10:40:48 PM
#5
Never found her attractive. I had a crush on Hilary Duff around 04.

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TopicYou're now reminded of that scene from Our Robocop Remake
Verdekal
07/28/22 10:33:33 PM
#17
Foppe posted...
Coke and boobs party!
I'd buy that for a dollar.

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TopicSilent Hill is based on a real town
Verdekal
07/28/22 3:48:57 AM
#8
Do you see it in your restless dreams?

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TopicSuper Metroid Brimstar Depths remix.
Verdekal
07/28/22 3:40:02 AM
#1
Faithful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYBwsEVYe_4

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TopicFemale beluga whale falls in love with a hooooman!
Verdekal
07/28/22 1:34:17 AM
#4
Baha05 posted...
The rape dolphin?
Yeah lol.

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TopicFemale beluga whale falls in love with a hooooman!
Verdekal
07/28/22 12:53:43 AM
#2
Wasn't this an episode of King of the Hill?

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TopicThe phrase "Choose your Destiny" in Mortal Kombat doesn't make sense.
Verdekal
07/27/22 10:48:38 PM
#1
You don't "choose" your destiny.

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TopicMeat Crayon roasts Pawn Stars.
Verdekal
07/27/22 6:29:47 PM
#14
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Best I can do is a minute 30.

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TopicMeat Crayon roasts Pawn Stars.
Verdekal
07/27/22 6:06:29 PM
#8
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Yes. Take your family on a vacation to the Grand Crayon and see how much fun that is.
Sounds like it could be.

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TopicMeat Crayon roasts Pawn Stars.
Verdekal
07/27/22 5:48:48 PM
#5
Etna posted...
Dont you mean Meat Canyon?

A meat crayon is when someone skids across pavement and gets their skin and tissues rubbed off until they are a bloody lump.

Also heaven gained and angle
Yeah, I know. Didn't know the name was different. Does it matter?

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TopicMeat Crayon roasts Pawn Stars.
Verdekal
07/27/22 5:36:33 PM
#1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyHhbdOgxxQ

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TopicWawa Hoagiefest.
Verdekal
07/26/22 10:20:55 PM
#1
We go together like turkey and cheese.

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TopicAMAZING Ernie's CRAZY emporium of...of...
Verdekal
07/26/22 1:59:31 AM
#3
Did you hear that boys? THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TopicRussia's Bear Cavalry anthem.
Verdekal
07/26/22 1:33:01 AM
#2
That was funny.

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TopicAMAZING Ernie's CRAZY emporium of...of...
Verdekal
07/26/22 1:32:27 AM
#1
Total Bargain MADNESSS!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

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TopicBane gets his ass kicked by Mammoth.
Verdekal
07/26/22 12:10:52 AM
#1
Goes to show Bane might be able to manhandle olympic power lifters, he's still a lightweight compared to many others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Y0K8ExmSw

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TopicStranger Things seasons 1-4 discussion topic. (SPOILERS!!!!)
Verdekal
07/25/22 2:24:52 AM
#7
You know CE, that really was a stranger thing.

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TopicDancing robot.
Verdekal
07/25/22 1:21:24 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw

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TopicMen's public washrooms are fucking disgusting
Verdekal
07/24/22 11:36:33 PM
#16
I clean bathrooms and the men's room is always dirtier.

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