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TopicHow many of these Leftist things do you engage in?
MachineJaipur
06/07/22 3:04:28 PM
#43
Lost_All_Senses posted...
3.

Waking up at Noon is the only one that makes sense to insult me about tho.

Why wouldn't I charge my phone or go to bed?

If I don't go to bed, how am I supposed to wake up at noon?
It just says bed. Not go to bed

So maybe he sleeps on a couch. or the floor, like a real man
TopicHow many of these Leftist things do you engage in?
MachineJaipur
06/07/22 3:03:21 PM
#42
WaterLink posted...
I don't get "be bisexual" on the list. They can only be bisexual on any given day after charging their phone and twerking? Like, do straight people "be straight" after their morning routine as well?
"I must act in a hyper aggressive, masculine way so that EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M STRAIGHT. They must know, AT ALL TIMES, that I LIKE PUSSY"
TopicHow many of these Leftist things do you engage in?
MachineJaipur
06/07/22 1:47:23 PM
#28
Sphyx posted...
With a face like that, I'd be mad at the world too.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/2/AAecKNAADUGQ.jpg
TopicFloridians having a normal one
MachineJaipur
06/07/22 10:09:35 AM
#1
https://mobile.twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1533565882580013057
TopicAOC criticizes Democrats refusal to use 'Latinx' despite divide over the term
MachineJaipur
06/06/22 9:17:39 PM
#2
As I understand it, few to nobody in the Hispanic/Latin community asked for it and even fewer actually like/prefer the term so

Why bother?
TopicPeople born in 1995 are turning 30 this year.
MachineJaipur
06/06/22 5:24:53 PM
#4
Fucking math, how do that work?
TopicHold on, we can display a different name than our username?
MachineJaipur
06/06/22 4:59:55 PM
#1
Or is that for mods only?
TopicRemember Jeff Dunham?
MachineJaipur
06/06/22 4:50:03 PM
#7
mustachedmystic posted...
Is he the dude with the puppets?
Yes, the Ventriloquist with the totally-not-racist-stereotypes puppets
TopicSelf proclaimed Christian Fascists caught on mic urging cops to murder people
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 11:20:40 PM
#14
IMNOTRAGED posted...
I mean, that's what the books say. They're not wrong

Religion is the problem, not people's interpretation of it
The books also say that you should live like Jesus.

Not willy-nilly as you please, wishing hate and death upon God's children
TopicSelf proclaimed Christian Fascists caught on mic urging cops to murder people
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 10:14:39 PM
#12
FortuneCookie posted...
Another group of Christians who think God said, "Hurt who you want, I'll forgive you for it."

>_>
The only thing they know is "If you ask God for forgiveness, God will grant it"

Oh and "Jesus died for your sins, so sin it up"
TopicWho lives in a Pineapple under the sea? Brunch Club Porn Cakes
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 9:32:25 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/3/AAecKNAADTrt.jpg

What an offer. Can't resist.
TopicThey want you to come inside next time.
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 6:04:26 PM
#1
Will you?



https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/3/AAecKNAADTov.jpg

Very strong. Very forward.
TopicHow many of these Leftist things do you engage in?
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 6:02:22 PM
#26
Proto_Spark posted...
What is a "hot chip"?

Though I did go to McD's today. I guess besides that its "charge your phone"?

What, do conservatives just buy a new phone when the battery dies?
Like the true capitalists they are, of course
TopicHow many of these Leftist things do you engage in?
MachineJaipur
06/05/22 4:38:34 PM
#1
How many?









https://twitter.com/ObamaEraCons/status/1533321666990080000

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/4/AAecKNAADTng.jpg

So many 0s at the end of that link.
TopicMini-Biden gives Big-Biden a shoulder rub
MachineJaipur
06/04/22 1:29:02 PM
#1


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/1/AAecKNAADTVV.jpg

https://youtu.be/lD_ag67tH3I
TopicSomething about the FIRE TEMPLE
MachineJaipur
06/04/22 12:12:37 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-j5Cknedpk

Cucoos are scurry
TopicWhat's more comfortable wearing underwear or no underwear?
MachineJaipur
06/04/22 10:56:11 AM
#1
As a generalized statement.



Regardless of the rest of your attire, do you prefer underwear or non?
TopicJim Watkins, dad of Ron 'Q' Watkins, has an appointment with Congress on Monday
MachineJaipur
06/04/22 10:13:44 AM
#3
Irony posted...
Who of who?
Father of Q (or self-proclaimed Q) of QAnon fame.

Basically all the batshit insane Trumper conspiracy shit you've seen for the past 5 years? Ron Watkins was the guy 'leaking' them.

Now his dad goes to Washington
TopicJim Watkins, dad of Ron 'Q' Watkins, has an appointment with Congress on Monday
MachineJaipur
06/04/22 10:10:05 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/7/AAecKNAADTSJ.jpg

https://youtu.be/Y9KyBdPeKHg?t=25s
TopicQPhone - A blockchain phone that uses a Quantum Mesh Network TM
MachineJaipur
06/03/22 5:28:52 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AAecKNAADTJp.jpg

Perfect for Qnuts
TopicJoe Biden is a FAKE. His EARLOBE proves it
MachineJaipur
06/03/22 7:55:34 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/3/AAecKNAADTCn.jpg

Earlobes are the 100% FAILPROOF way to determine if somebody has been REPLACED
TopicQnuts want to create movement to babysit ballot drop boxes 24/7
MachineJaipur
06/02/22 9:50:21 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/3/AAecKNAADSyr.jpg

Surely they'll leave the good, honest minorities exercising their God given right to vote alone and won't harass them...
TopicOur Legal Sytem CORRUPT, Judges, Justices, Borders OPEN, Elections Rigged
MachineJaipur
06/01/22 9:12:37 AM
#14
Vegy posted...
He finally made an account dere den?

And it looks just like twitter lol

Twitter: "You could not live with your own designs, so where did that send you? Back to me."
TopicOur Legal Sytem CORRUPT, Judges, Justices, Borders OPEN, Elections Rigged
MachineJaipur
06/01/22 8:13:03 AM
#10
megamanfreakXD posted...
wait....He's unbanned?
No, this is the TRUTH
TopicOur Legal Sytem CORRUPT, Judges, Justices, Borders OPEN, Elections Rigged
MachineJaipur
05/31/22 4:59:13 PM
#1
Did you accurately guess who wrote this?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/9/AAecKNAADSYD.jpg

Inflation RAMPANT, Military Leadership Woke, Country HELL.
TopicIs the push for armed teachers so later on they can say ''cancel public school..
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 2:56:03 PM
#31
JimmyFraska posted...
Well the money that we were wasting on public schools can instead go to help out these moms.
LMFAO

As if the American Right would ever let that money go into programs to help mothers.

Especially single moms. "Oh what's that? you're single and have a child? Should've kept your fucking slit closed you goddamned slut. No handouts for welfare queens!"
TopicIs the push for armed teachers so later on they can say ''cancel public school..
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 1:44:59 PM
#21
JimmyFraska posted...
Get to spend more time with your kids and build relationships, reduces risk of them being taught something you don't agree with, and they're not going to be in danger of being locked in somewhere where the police are going to stand outside for an hour and a half while they're being attacked. And no debt.

Yeah, sounds pretty good actually.

Guess uh, just fuck them single moms then?
TopicIs the push for armed teachers so later on they can say ''cancel public school..
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 1:20:08 PM
#9
TMOG posted...
And then they'll say "well since these kids aren't in school let's get them into the workforce" and bam just like that we're back to having child labor
"If you can't afford to put your child through our prohibitively (by design) expensive private schools, then you gotta put em to work!"
TopicIs the push for armed teachers so later on they can say ''cancel public school..
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 1:08:32 PM
#5
JimmyFraska posted...
I hadn't thought of this before, but that would be a benefit, so sure, why not
Yes because America totally needs private schooling from birth through adulthood.

Birthing America's children into student loans. Why didn't I think of that?
TopicIs the push for armed teachers so later on they can say ''cancel public school..
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 1:04:10 PM
#1
Cause we can't trust all these armed teachers around our kids? "


How many kids gonna get ahold of teach's gun and pop off on someone they don't like (or worse) before they go "since we can't keep kids safe and teachers can't manage to keep their guns secured, we're just gonna get rid of (public) schools"?
TopicDo you have a high opinion of most police?
MachineJaipur
05/30/22 9:54:22 AM
#19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
Topic500 Fuck the NRAs
MachineJaipur
05/29/22 9:05:11 AM
#26
We got 1/20th of the way there

Fuck the NRA
TopicAmericans, every day you wake up in America. What is your reaction to reality?
MachineJaipur
05/28/22 10:33:22 PM
#26
Americans are in an endless existential crisis

Mood
TopicAmericans, every day you wake up in America. What is your reaction to reality?
MachineJaipur
05/28/22 12:10:03 PM
#1
What's your reaction?







https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/1/AAecKNAADRsV.jpg
TopicIf she screams a former lovers name while riding you, how upset are you?
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 10:52:26 PM
#5
4 of you guys got issues
TopicTexas Paul wants to know where the energy is
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 7:30:09 PM
#1
https://mobile.twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1530025366923776001

Think he forgot the churches are literally just political tools in America
Topic500 Fuck the NRAs
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 7:00:10 PM
#24
https://twitter.com/Mike_Hixenbaugh/status/1530207324220145667

Fuck the NRA
TopicIf she screams a former lovers name while riding you, how upset are you?
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 6:25:50 PM
#1
How upset?










How mad you gettin?
TopicUr anus.
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 4:09:18 PM
#5
FF_Redux posted...
If it was exit only why do we have butt pills??
Sounds medically necessary, so...
TopicUr anus.
MachineJaipur
05/27/22 4:04:51 PM
#1
What is it?


Besides strictly medically necessary stuff, how do you treat ur anus?
TopicFamily of Uvalde victim alleges Gov Abbott rep. pressured them over gun control
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 7:15:55 PM
#7
Whenever anybody from the government approaches you, you should start recording immediately
TopicAbbott: "It could've been worse"
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 7:12:25 PM
#1
https://www.businessinsider.com/greg-abbott-says-texas-school-shooting-couldve-been-worse-2022-5

And it could be worse for Texas, if they vote this numbnuts back into office
TopicDo you think it is too much to ask of 1 armed school resource officer to engage
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 10:55:15 AM
#11
Tmaster148 posted...
If schools are hiring armed officers in response to shootings and then the armed officer doesn't do anything during the shooting event then there is no point for him to be there in the first place.
But what if a minority child gets uppity? /s
TopicAre humans even worthy to look upon the face of a God?
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 10:51:21 AM
#1
Would we be?


If a God existed, would we be worthy to look upon their face?
TopicIf you WANT Cops to DO THEIR Job (stop shooters) then show SOME RESPECT
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 10:43:20 AM
#8
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


If this story is any indication:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-robot-told-woman-go-away-tried-report-crime-sang-song-10864648/

The police robot would likely kill everybody it sees.

Also we should strive to NOT have robots killing people, unless it's being remote controlled by a person
TopicIf you WANT Cops to DO THEIR Job (stop shooters) then show SOME RESPECT
MachineJaipur
05/26/22 10:37:45 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/4/AAecKNAADRRW.jpg

Remember, only do you job if you're getting respected for your position.

Or some such
TopicYour girl walks up in a shirt, no panties
MachineJaipur
05/24/22 7:38:18 AM
#5
HovaRex posted...
Straight Winnie the Poohing it.
What does this even mean
TopicYour girl walks up in a shirt, no panties
MachineJaipur
05/23/22 9:21:38 PM
#4
Quarter of ce already balls deep, damn
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