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TopicWhen's the last time you had sex
MachineJaipur
06/29/22 6:13:35 PM
#30
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/2/AAecKNAADZW-.jpg

Nice.
TopicDigital Foundry's Sonic Origins review further proves why Sega is incompetent
MachineJaipur
06/29/22 5:30:03 PM
#5
Noumas posted...
Isn't that a hentai or porn website? Why am I think of a porn site
It shares a word with a famous site

Obv not gonna say which word or the site name
TopicDo you have a steady job and a place to stay in this futuristic modern world?
MachineJaipur
06/29/22 5:10:34 PM
#1
Do you?




Do you?
TopicHow old were you when you first consumed an alcoholic beverage?
MachineJaipur
06/29/22 2:20:51 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Drank at least some amount of it

Or tasted it and spit it out
TopicHow old were you when you first consumed an alcoholic beverage?
MachineJaipur
06/29/22 2:06:46 PM
#1
Any kind










How old were you?
TopicIs a limp dick "God's will"?
MachineJaipur
06/28/22 12:57:59 AM
#16
CE says yes
TopicIs a limp dick "God's will"?
MachineJaipur
06/27/22 5:18:05 PM
#14
Nerevar791 posted...
It's mocking people who want to ban abortion because pregnancy is god's will...
Well, yeah.
TopicIs a limp dick "God's will"?
MachineJaipur
06/27/22 4:55:45 PM
#11
Nerevar791 posted...
You may be missing the point of the pic in the OP
Well don't withhold it from the class
TopicIs a limp dick "God's will"?
MachineJaipur
06/27/22 4:25:53 PM
#1
Is it?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AAecKNAADY4u.jpg

Is it God's will if you lose the ability to get erect?
TopicWould you rather have Pineapples or Apples on Pizza?
MachineJaipur
06/27/22 1:48:19 PM
#1
Which?



Which?
TopicReminder that the right can't meme
MachineJaipur
06/27/22 1:46:04 PM
#17
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Remember, overuse and water down a word to where it has no meaning so when you actually commit the definition of said word, nobody takes it seriously when it's reported on
TopicWith no statute of limitations for murder, should she be charged?
MachineJaipur
06/26/22 6:18:48 PM
#1
Should she be charged with murder?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAecKNAADYsK.jpg

Surely Texas wouldn't vote a murderer into office.
TopicMercator claims another flat earther
MachineJaipur
06/26/22 5:54:23 PM
#4
Damn_Underscore posted...
Mercator projection deserves approximately zero % of the hate it gets. It's literally just the world on a grad where all the latitude lines are horizontal and all the longitude lines are vertical.

If you want to look at the world in a different way (more accurate to actual geography) use a different projection or better yet use a globe

Look, if you hand a flat earther a Globe, they're gonna bust it over your head
TopicMercator claims another flat earther
MachineJaipur
06/26/22 5:23:04 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/3/AAecKNAADYrt.jpg

To have such confidence would be amazing
TopicReminder that the right can't meme
MachineJaipur
06/26/22 1:17:35 AM
#5
Flauros posted...
I would bet my soul that that was made by some zoomer college kid.
Ever met a 40-50 year Gen X conservative?

This is exactly the kind of humor they come up with
TopicReminder that the right can't meme
MachineJaipur
06/26/22 1:14:43 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/7/AAecKNAADYjf.jpg

No sense of humor to be found.

It's like looking for life on other planets, never to be found except maybe on an accidental, microscopic level
TopicWhat is the sound of America's heartbeat?
MachineJaipur
06/25/22 1:05:16 PM
#1
What is?








What is the sound of America's heartbeat, CE?
TopicTrump's Border wall is meant to act as a 432Hz Tuning Fork to heal like Med Beds
MachineJaipur
06/23/22 11:44:19 AM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


They probably believe that the Covfefe tweet was intentional and Trump was sending out a code word
TopicTrump's Border wall is meant to act as a 432Hz Tuning Fork to heal like Med Beds
MachineJaipur
06/23/22 11:38:07 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/2/AAecKNAADX6e.jpg

I want whatever they're having. Life must be the most amazing thing in the world if you can believe this shit
TopicBarron Trump grew up up up
MachineJaipur
06/20/22 6:09:47 PM
#36
YookaLaylee posted...
That sounds more like what a 4 year old would do
A hormonal, coddled teenager acting out?

It doesn't necessarily excuse it but its not unexpected
TopicBoyfriend, American, COWBOYS, November, White Claw
MachineJaipur
06/20/22 4:15:53 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/disturbingshirt/status/1538932491758604289

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAecKNAADXPF.jpg

The theming was big = pink but the primary color of the Dallas Cowboys' star is that navy blue so shirt maker gets props for being cognizant
TopicBarron Trump grew up up up
MachineJaipur
06/20/22 12:49:31 PM
#8
DipDipDiver posted...
Looks like his dad taught him how to pick out suits
I wonder if Donald ever bothers spending time with Barron. It seems obvious that Eric and Junior didn't get time with dad since they follow his feet like dogs
TopicThe absurdity of the term Juneteeth kinda make you not care about it?
MachineJaipur
06/20/22 12:48:04 PM
#30
It sounds a little weird but that might be because we're programmed to expect -teeth only after select words

It doesn't take away from the importance of it
TopicBarron Trump grew up up up
MachineJaipur
06/20/22 12:44:06 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/9/AAecKNAADXMV.jpg

If he keeps growing he'll be one tower of a man
Topic16 year old Islamic girl DESTROYS racist substitute teacher
MachineJaipur
06/19/22 7:12:53 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/rukhsanabooks/status/1538216940543610880


I kid you not, the blonde substitute teacher told my almost 16 year old granddaughter, "You're very articulate for a Muslim girl."
My granddaughter replied, "Good job. Articulate is a big word for you! Isn't it?"
That's my girl!

And then the entire classroom burst into applause

wait, one of the replies beat me to it

https://twitter.com/gingerfury92/status/1538258610144301056
Topic98 on Michael Jackson's Boy Scout uniform = Q
MachineJaipur
06/19/22 1:13:31 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/4/AAecKNAADW3K.jpg

I can't

Apparently neither can gamefaqs cause they crushed the fuck out that picture lmao
TopicLead miner hopes the lead he's mining winds up in your paint
MachineJaipur
06/13/22 9:23:04 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/8/AAecKNAADVni.jpg

Surely it's harmless. Look how strong of a man he looks!
TopicJustin Bieber isn't human; Jan 6 commission is run by the 3rd Reich
MachineJaipur
06/13/22 11:50:50 AM
#13
_BlueMonk posted...
whats the context here

did you make these
I didn't but it is feasible somebody is just clowning
TopicJustin Bieber isn't human; Jan 6 commission is run by the 3rd Reich
MachineJaipur
06/13/22 10:30:20 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/6/AAecKNAADVdW.jpg

And the Patriot Front U-Haul was loaded by DC Police

Whoo boy these are some hot takes
TopicDunb Q anons gathered in Dallas again because dey think JFK is coming back lol
MachineJaipur
06/11/22 6:02:22 PM
#9
Honestly you'd have thought the whole JFK stuff is where the whole Q stuff would've fractured and fell apart.

At least some of the stuff you could blame on (mass) hysteria fueled by the election but once they brought in the whole JFK stuff, it should've fractured
TopicDunb Q anons gathered in Dallas again because dey think JFK is coming back lol
MachineJaipur
06/11/22 6:00:07 PM
#7
You will never find a bigger deluge of scum and ignorance
TopicAs a board, what is CE's level of horniness?
MachineJaipur
06/11/22 3:22:00 PM
#1
Some of you are horny all the time but generally speaking










CE not Christian enough to be a 1/10
TopicLive fast and get fucked, ce
MachineJaipur
06/10/22 9:45:10 AM
#1
Or whatever

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/3/AAecKNAADUzl.jpg
TopicGet your Trump Tower card! Benefits could be: free food, free gas, free money
MachineJaipur
06/10/22 1:04:50 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAecKNAADUu2.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/1/AAecKNAADUu3.jpg

I like the typo that says Trump Trump card instead of Trump Tower.

Diamond card offers a "brief meeting with Trump". Which translates to : "you'll never meet Trump" which the chuds who'd get one of these would be okay with because "Well he's too busy fighting the DEEP STATE to meet me!"

Almost makes me wish I had no morals and could grift like this
TopicHow many uses do your bath towels get before they get washed?
MachineJaipur
06/09/22 7:51:46 PM
#1
Towels of bathing







If you're clean and you're only drying yourself, then it should still be relatively clean for at least a second use, right?
TopicYouTube: Mix - Children's Music: Internet Porn
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 11:24:04 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/7/AAecKNAADUdx.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoDMDnOaMQE

This is why we should not leave things in the hands of AI.

TopicPeoples Convoy leader, David Riddell aka Santa, caught in luxury spa 'salt cave'
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 8:57:48 PM
#2
Dude must be Santa for Christmas in July
TopicPride Month = Demon
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 6:28:00 PM
#1
Would you wear this on a shirt?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/4/AAecKNAADUZq.jpg

The Right has done more to make some things look cool than those things ever would have to begin with
TopicIf your partners genitals smelled bad, would you tell them?
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 5:09:15 PM
#6
yusiko posted...
Considering my ideal boyfriend would have me chained up under his deck with my face at crotch level while he works He would never have a chance for it to start stinking since it would be washed all day long as he works
https://youtu.be/cvhwMeHp1Yg?t=4s
TopicIf your partners genitals smelled bad, would you tell them?
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 5:01:44 PM
#1
Would you? It's a smelly smell that smells smelly










What would you do?
TopicThreesome.
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 3:56:03 PM
#1
You down to participate in one?










Would you?
TopicDell Dude arrested for pot!
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 3:28:11 PM
#11
Dell dude, get on your cell dude before they put you in a cell, dude
TopicNATO symbol? It's a swastika obviously
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 3:19:45 PM
#16
Robot2600 posted...
Live backwards is EVIL!
Lived backwards is DEVIL!
"Love spelled backwards is Evol (evil)"
TopicCali Senate candidate has the best qualifications. Anti-vax, transphobic racist
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 3:18:15 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAecKNAADUXT.jpg

Blacked out links to websites, their mailing address and email. One of the websites is straight racist non-sense. Can't even describe it.

And people walk around America believing this shit
TopicNATO symbol? It's a swastika obviously
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 3:04:36 PM
#12
Lol I missed the swastika in the Chase logo
TopicThe Jedi ain't good guys
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 9:48:27 AM
#2
Jedi were dead and gone by and large when stormtroopers were a thing though
TopicNATO symbol? It's a swastika obviously
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 9:47:05 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/9/AAecKNAADUR7.jpg

I've actually heard the Monster logo one before
TopicPeoples Convoy leader, David Riddell aka Santa, caught in luxury spa 'salt cave'
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 9:41:37 AM
#1


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/5/AAecKNAADUR3.jpg

It must be fascinating to live in the world these people live in
TopicBoA will accept Golden TRUMP BUCKS starting July 15th; will improve credit score
MachineJaipur
06/08/22 7:35:24 AM
#1
Of those who deposit them.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/1/AAecKNAADUQ3.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/2/AAecKNAADUQ4.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/3/AAecKNAADUQ5.jpg

And the grift keeps rollin.
TopicWho do you mostly fault for the high gas prices in the u.s.?
MachineJaipur
06/07/22 4:12:38 PM
#43
Oil companies.

Blaming Biden is like blaming Burger King for your Wendy's fries tasting bad
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