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Yes, yes. They know which cartoon characters I have the hots for and which weird hentai kinks I have.

Little sisters are the best, aren't they?

WaterLink posted...

Land Before Time

DuneMan posted...

How many of those did they finally make? 10? 12? More?

I want to say 13 in total.

Richard Whitehead

More like White Richardhead

I wonder if this is the first ancient Roman bust to wear a seatbelt.

<_<

That's pretty awesome.

Batman (1989 - 1997)

I only acknowledge the first two.

Terminator (1984 - )

Same as above.

Alien (1979 - )

Same as above.

Star Wars (1977 - )

This one, I acknowledge the first three and the first three only. Why they're labeled IV, V, and VI is a mystery for the ages.

Is she invisible?

Not my type, but you do you.

Theocracies that want to force everyone to adopted 1600s fashion styles and naming conventions.

There are people who want to take away your rights. Some who wish to do so in the name of religion. But nobody wants to force you to wear those oh-so-scary puritan outfits which act as visible representations of regression.

Standards were different then. The 90s weren't in, "OMG, she's a child!" mode yet.

That's why Ariel and Jasmine are 16 and 15 respectively whereas all the Disney Princesses today -- at least the ones who are supposed to be attractive -- are 18.

Humble_Novice posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/8/AAPVm4AADNiW.jpg

She has kind of a sexy/scary look about her. If she can act, she'd be great for an inclusive casting version of Batman's Harley Quinn.

That's... sad.

Rule of Thumb

Turtlemayor333 posted...

The firings will look something like this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAMM2kAADNgT.jpg

lol

Oh, no. A character who constantly changes their appearance changed their appearance.

"Only if we go to Disney World wearing match Lion King shirts."

Her King / His Queen

Yeah, well, so are breasts.

Outlawing protests and engaging in mass surveillance? No red flags there.

I know this won't be a popular opinion, but Cape Fear.

I saw the remake first and I liked the original better until they went with the hokey "I'm not going to kill you -- you're going to spend the rest of your life in prison" ending. It could have been a matter of censorship, but the remake is far more satisfying in its conclusion.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

Again, Iron Man was not an A-Lister starting out. He became one due to a charismatic portrayal by RDJ. Shang-Chi could have been the same had he a better actor.

Iron Man had his own cartoon series in the 90s and was a playable character in multiple Capcom games. I'm not sure I ever touched a comic featuring Iron Man, but I was still aware of who he was. I think anyone with a passing interest in heroes had heard of him before. The rest were mostly there to see a popcorn flick on a Saturday night. It was a curiosity.

I don't think you can build an ongoing franchise on Saturday night curiosities. I do commend them for what they've accomplished with Dr. Strange though.

The problem is that they've written out most of the A-list characters. They're slowly finding out that maybe it would be better to recast than to find ways to kill off or otherwise retire entire casts of characters.

You didn't watch the Eternals cartoon as a child? You didn't read Shang-Chi growing up? Chances are, those films aren't going to affect you the same way as characters with whom you already have an emotional connection.

"Brand name," in the way that companies like to believe in it, does not exist. People gravitate toward individual characters and individual content -- not just the company that produces it. If a stamp of approval were all it took, there would be no bombs and no box office under performances.

I'm a novice at comics. I still feel slighted that we never got to see Captain America turn into a werewolf or Iron Man fight the real Mandarin. I would have liked to have had the film where Tony Stark's alcoholism got the better of him and he turned the suit over to Rhodes for a while. There were still stories to be told with these characters. Now, you just have to homage them with B and C listers or leave them out altogether.

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked.

That is some unparalleled aggression.

So,

Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden knew we spent two decades fighting the wrong people?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/0/AAdlC_AADNVu.jpg

Does this include the prince who owns SNK and funds a bunch of WWE mega events?

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

OP thinks Halloween Kills is a good movie. Cant expect much from someone like that.

It was good - at least where the bar is set. Have you seen the 80s Halloween sequels?

For being the party that hasn't fallen into fascism, I'd say they're the better of the two by default.

Thank goodness that's a four fingered glove.

Could you imagine if it had an extra finger between the "legs"?

jumi posted...

No Shawn Michaels portrayal?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/6/AAdlC_AADNJK.jpg

That's kinda cool.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/9/AAdlC_AADNIl.jpg

Girl busting out of her top.

Nipples aren't showing, but I feel like I could get in trouble for the name.

'murrica bad
redesign cap to not be 'murrican

:/

"The half-goat person is Black. I can't relate to them anymore."

:/

Lebronwon posted...

Were not blood-related and people always ask that. Theres no difference than fucking some random girl.

Interest lost.

It's uncommon for the real human being to look better than their fictionalized counterpart.

I'll be the one who says what we're all thinking:

"That's an unfortunate surname."

<_<

"It was a trans man."

Ugh.

He had to go there? I was just praising the dude for standing up for himself and he had to go and make a bigoted joke.

*dude tackles Chappelle*
*Chappelle gets up, grabs the dude's shoulder*
*dude runs away*

I don't approve of the transphobia shit or the rape apologist shit, but good on him for not going down without a fight. He was ready to take it to that guy.

electricbugs2 posted...

Nah the original sixties cartoon is about the only consistent in the series. It was always "Where are you?".

The Scooby Doo show is where they started combining seasons and made it Final Fantasy levels of confusing numbering.

That's right. Thanks.

I'm sure this has been said multiple times now, but cops licking white powder to prove that it's cocaine.

You would *never* want to put a foreign substance into your mouth like that. It could just as easily be a bag of anthrax or rat poison. You better believe people would lay boobytraps for cops if that's the way they tested for drugs.

If I'm not mistaken, it was originally called Scooby Doo before the second season / sequel series renamed it Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.

When I revisited War of the Worlds, I kept having to remind myself that the story was conceived as a criticism of western imperialism. It seems uncanny that someone could attempt to wipe people from the Earth without attempting to reason or bargain with them -- that they would go immediately to "let's kill them and take their land" -- but that has happened in human history.

On the subject of child death, look at the War on Terror. How many times have people had a dismissive "that's sad," or "that's unfortunate, but..." response to children being blown up or gunned down. It characterizes Padme very poorly that she's unconcerned with children of another culture being killed off, but it does have its precedent in the real world.