Current Events > Elon Musk: I have no remorse; 1,000 Twitter employees will be fired.

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pick4six
05/08/22 4:51:56 PM
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https://twitter.com/realomarnavarro/status/1523037297867771905?s=21&t=bU6xACVU9OuDozFJHu4bzw

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CRON
05/08/22 4:52:45 PM
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Elon would either be a used car salesman or living in abject poverty if it weren't for his parents taking advantage of Africans to profit off conflict minerals.

Oh, and bald, too. Insecure little Elon had to get himself some hair plugs.

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MabusIncarnate
05/08/22 4:54:08 PM
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What is their job title and why is the position being eliminated?

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/08/22 4:55:49 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What is their job title and why is the position being eliminated?

This.

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WingsOfGood
05/08/22 4:55:51 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What is their job title and why is the position being eliminated?

because he is a greedy asshole
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SergeantGander
05/08/22 4:57:59 PM
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CRON posted...
Oh, and bald, too. Insecure little Elon had to get himself some hair plugs.


Is body shaming funny now?


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NeoShadowhen
05/08/22 4:58:18 PM
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Considering how bent out of shape the employees seem to be about this whole deal, probably better off cleaning house.
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TheGoldenEel
05/08/22 4:59:19 PM
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Twitter will be dead in 5 years

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Flauros
05/08/22 4:59:29 PM
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Is he firing the woke staff?

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TheOnionKnight
05/08/22 5:00:09 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Twitter will be dead in 5 years

Hopefully less than that.

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Heineken14
05/08/22 5:00:37 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Considering how bent out of shape the employees seem to be about this whole deal, probably better off cleaning house.


You don't expect people to be "bent out of shape" when told they will lose their job?

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NinjaWarrior455
05/08/22 5:00:55 PM
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Elon fanboys out in full force in the comments

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Turtlemayor333
05/08/22 5:02:36 PM
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The firings will look something like this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAMM2kAADNgT.jpg

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RealityDose
05/08/22 5:03:00 PM
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stop shilling for a racist piece of shit
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AngelsNAirwav3s
05/08/22 5:07:45 PM
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Its a private company they can do what they want

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Krojen
05/08/22 5:09:13 PM
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A ton of bloated management that richly rewarded themselves with comp packages in spite of twitter making no money.

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FortuneCookie
05/08/22 5:13:51 PM
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Turtlemayor333 posted...
The firings will look something like this.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/7/AAMM2kAADNgT.jpg

lol
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Antifar
05/08/22 5:14:49 PM
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Firing content moderation staff on a site as popular as Twitter will go poorly.

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AlmightyCheeks
05/08/22 5:15:47 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Twitter will be dead in 5 years
Thank God

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Axiom
05/08/22 5:16:32 PM
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45 billion is a lot of money just to kill a website
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CableZL
05/08/22 5:18:19 PM
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Twitter has about 7000 employees. I don't see this going well.

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ScazarMeltex
05/08/22 5:25:56 PM
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Those people should have been born with a pocket full of apartheid emeralds. This is their own fault.

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NeonOctopus
05/08/22 5:27:43 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Twitter will be dead in 5 years
Good.

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Cuticrusader09
05/08/22 5:55:20 PM
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Heineken14 posted...


You don't expect people to be "bent out of shape" when told they will lose their job?

They were bent out of shape upon him taking over. If they dont like him that much as the boss then they should be happy when they dont have to work for him.

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sneakysnake
05/08/22 5:56:44 PM
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Flauros posted...
Is he firing the woke staff?
Yes the snowflakes are being booted.
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Punished_Blinx
05/08/22 5:59:14 PM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
They were bent out of shape upon him taking over. If they dont like him that much as the boss then they should be happy when they dont have to work for him.

Seems like they were worried about things being worse for them and they were correct.

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Dakimakura
05/08/22 6:01:16 PM
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Send them to Mars.

Plenty of work on Mars

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IMNOTRAGED
05/08/22 6:03:49 PM
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Antifar posted...
Firing content moderation staff on a site as popular as Twitter will go poorly.

See Facebook, particularly their presence in Africa and other developing regions

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Shablagoo
05/08/22 6:07:36 PM
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SergeantGander posted...
Is body shaming funny now?

Libs literally cant help themselves lol, I always squint when I read a post like that but they always do it.

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/08/22 6:14:45 PM
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Interesting. And also,

But here is something to wonder about because Musk also expects to add thousands of new people over the next three years, bringing up the total number of staff to about 11,000, up from the current 7,500.

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Punished_Blinx
05/08/22 6:18:51 PM
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Oh god I just looked up his plan

$3 a month for Twitter Blue
Expects 69 million subscribers in a few years
Aiming to increase $5 billion revenue to $26 billion

lmao paying for social media

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CADE FOSTER
05/08/22 6:20:06 PM
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NinjaWarrior455 posted...
Elon fanboys out in full force in the comments

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Punished_Blinx
05/08/22 6:24:52 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Apparently to customize their experience, to be verified and to have no ads (even though a lot of social media posts are still ads)

Twitter also has around 220 million daily active users. Either he's expecting more people to start using Twitter or that he will convert nearly a third of all users to pay.

I think his Twitter polls have gone to his head. Good luck trying to rely on social media users to put their money where their mouth is.

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Arcanine2009
05/08/22 6:40:07 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What is their job title and why is the position being eliminated?
This happens a lot when a company gets bought out. Usually the senior positions get eliminated first..

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Agent_Stroud
05/08/22 6:42:41 PM
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SergeantGander posted...
Is body shaming funny now?

Its okay when we do it! Every contrarian ever

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Agent_Stroud
05/08/22 6:44:53 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Send them to Mars.

Plenty of work on Mars

Indeed. Also sexy mutant chicks, if Total Recall taught us anything.

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nexigrams
05/08/22 6:48:00 PM
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Why would he have remorse? They just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get a new job.

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Deutschenlied
05/08/22 6:48:41 PM
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Weird how this will be celebrated by all the people who are outraged when anti-vaxxers or racists are fired.

And by weird, I mean expected.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
05/10/22 10:38:34 PM
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Deutschenlied posted...
Weird how this will be celebrated by all the people who are outraged when anti-vaxxers or racists are fired.

And by weird, I mean expected.
https://youtu.be/IkVTF65cIFo?t=367
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kingdrake2
05/10/22 10:41:06 PM
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wont need twitter anymore. elon ruined it.

he wants to bring trump back on there.

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TheChariot4
05/10/22 11:27:38 PM
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SergeantGander posted...
Is body shaming funny now?
Yes it is. I'm a liberal. I also fat-shame and slut-shame. Gonna do something about it?
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Agent_Stroud
05/11/22 12:25:11 AM
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TheChariot4 posted...
Yes it is. I'm a liberal. I also fat-shame and slut-shame. Gonna do something about it?

@Error1355 , your thoughts?

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Ermac
05/11/22 12:28:34 AM
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the fact twitter had that many employees to begin with makes no sense to me considering how everything is done by automation

So yeah. Twitter is an awful, awful, awful place. Theres stuff on there worse than 4chan every day. Any change is good change

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