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TopicMeme topic 16
Sarcasthma
05/28/22 6:32:23 PM
#332
omg le epic troll faces

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCan't watch the Baseball game because it's on AppleTV.
Sarcasthma
05/28/22 4:27:02 AM
#2
Oh no! The baseball game!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBehold! The worst anime of all time (according to reviews)
Sarcasthma
05/28/22 4:17:00 AM
#3
What's your ideal Oney guest lineup lok?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI ran into AwesomeTurtwig in the wild
Sarcasthma
05/25/22 6:32:14 AM
#9
Yeah, AwesomeTurtwig and rusty trombones go hand-in-hand.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGuilty pleasure games: What are the shittiest games you love?
Sarcasthma
05/25/22 6:28:27 AM
#31
I wouldn't say I love it, but I played the shit out of Too Human.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGuys I have a problem I can't fix and no idea how
Sarcasthma
05/25/22 6:17:16 AM
#6
Count_Drachma posted...
The fact you said "rouge nation" ruined your post for me. You might say that's one made-up nation.
Him saying "a F5" ruined his post for me.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYou get one food item with no nutritional value, good or bad, what do you choose
Sarcasthma
05/25/22 6:15:46 AM
#6
hypnox posted...
Sure
Hold up. Isn't ice cream a dish as well?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you tip at a food truck
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 11:49:30 PM
#18
hypnox posted...
I dont eat at food trucks. If their food was good they would have a restaurant.
What a terrible opinion.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicElden Ring Topic 2: Even Eldener Rings
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 11:09:51 PM
#96
Blightzkrieg posted...
Do you guys tend to fight bosses on horse when you have the option or not
I prefer to stay on foot so I can use guard counters.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMedusa, but with penises instead of snakes
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 10:05:35 PM
#5
Poseidon, but with a three-pronged dong

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShould tuna sandwich bread be toasted or untoasted?
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 7:50:19 PM
#5
Tuna nigiri >>>>>>> Tuna melt

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhats your creature of choice for gummy candy?
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 10:11:31 AM
#7
geoducks

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDragonBall fuser. Highest power level wins.
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 7:57:55 AM
#14
https://i.imgur.com/NjLGylT.png

oh fuck

https://i.imgur.com/DPA9DwV.png

OH FUCK

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe birds that nested at my front door hatched
Sarcasthma
05/23/22 7:47:29 AM
#21
Awww, look at all those cute little Bernies.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMeme topic 16
Sarcasthma
05/22/22 5:51:51 PM
#267
Action53 posted...

I wonder if the original text was any funnier.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTipping: What's the highest tip you ever gave?
Sarcasthma
05/22/22 10:47:01 AM
#14
Glad someone here understood what I was doing.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow is it that white people got tied to the stereotype of loving Mayo?
Sarcasthma
05/22/22 5:32:28 AM
#8
Yeah, I just thought it was a funny typo.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow is it that white people got tied to the stereotype of loving Mayo?
Sarcasthma
05/22/22 5:19:36 AM
#6
Muscles posted...
This topic made my laugh, I was at a bonfire tonight with coworkers who were mostly Hispanic and they were talking about how they like mayo on everything
You should've chastised them for cultural appropriation.

hypnox posted...
a black friend's frig


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicKonosuba: subs vs dubs?
Sarcasthma
05/21/22 7:48:31 PM
#17
RedSox342 posted...
You should consume every piece of media in the original language no matter what.
Isn't that invalidated if you're using subs, though?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicToddler orders 31 cheeseburgers from mom's app accidentally
Sarcasthma
05/21/22 7:55:20 AM
#2
I've used that same excuse.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTipping: What's the highest tip you ever gave?
Sarcasthma
05/21/22 4:34:00 AM
#2
You can ask for Big Mac sauce with your fries and sometimes they won't even charge you extra.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA year or so ago I worked at a liquor store
Sarcasthma
05/21/22 1:34:40 AM
#2
And that guy's name?

Albert Einstein

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe birds that nested at my front door hatched
Sarcasthma
05/19/22 6:24:51 AM
#16
Alright, I'll admit you just made me smile and laugh a little and fart.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe birds that nested at my front door hatched
Sarcasthma
05/19/22 5:47:41 AM
#14
bro wtf you passed up on some free baluts?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI have to have an emergency gynecology appointment tomorrow
Sarcasthma
05/18/22 6:43:24 AM
#10
Hey hey hey, we'll see you in court, budday

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI have to have an emergency gynecology appointment tomorrow
Sarcasthma
05/18/22 3:48:45 AM
#2
What the fuck did you do, @Far-Queue . >:(

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIt's monday, should you (me) pizza?
Sarcasthma
05/17/22 6:26:51 PM
#20
Muscles posted...
Every day should be pizza day, I'll run for president on that slogan
Arent we already obese enough?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho will win Lord Stanleys Cup?
Sarcasthma
05/17/22 2:22:47 AM
#12
Ogurisama posted...
I guess you get nothing then
Damn straight

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho will win Lord Stanleys Cup?
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 11:40:58 PM
#9
I dont want your goofy Canadian money.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicElden Ring Topic 2: Even Eldener Rings
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 11:36:55 PM
#75
Adam_Savage posted...
there's just the one d
D, Hunter of the Dead and D, Beholder of Death (although their real names are Devin and Darian)

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe blood moon rises once again
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 6:16:45 PM
#9
Oh, so thats why Zelda is so angry right now.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho will win Lord Stanleys Cup?
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 5:32:50 PM
#7
Ogurisama posted...
Don't think the Ducks even made it to Round 1 buddy
It's the perfect scenario for a surprise come-from-behind victory.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicangry orchard green apple hard cider
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 4:14:32 AM
#3
MICHALECOLE posted...
Angry orchard gives me heartburn for some reason. Other ciders dont. Its weird.
It's called Angry Orchard for a reason.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMeme topic 16
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 2:27:21 AM
#132
rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/2/AACE4xAADPEs.jpg
Nah, guys in Ancient Greece were focusing mainly on regular bussy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGovernment's doing an average job.
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 2:23:59 AM
#10
Muscles posted...
I think we should pass a law that any politician that takes money from corporations is put to death
Mmmm, vintage Muscles post

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho will win Lord Stanleys Cup?
Sarcasthma
05/16/22 2:16:26 AM
#2
Mighty Ducks

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWould you consider telling someone theres a twist in a movie or show a spoiler?
Sarcasthma
05/15/22 10:11:02 AM
#2
Eh, not really.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow the hell does a "Patty Melt" differ from a Cheeseburger?
Sarcasthma
05/15/22 9:18:04 AM
#13
Judgmenl posted...
It was a metaphysical question.
So was mine.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow the hell does a "Patty Melt" differ from a Cheeseburger?
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 10:28:50 PM
#4
Should I Google it for you?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, this is just mind-blowing news
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:04:38 PM
#14
You know what, that was rude of me.
If explaining jokes like that makes you happy, then keep doing it.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, this is just mind-blowing news
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 7:48:46 PM
#11
EclairReturns posted...
You mean because the topic and your reply are in reference to an American folk-song that not many users outside the country would have knowledge of or interest in.
Here you go, Eclair. A fresh new reply, just for you.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, this is just mind-blowing news
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:06:28 AM
#4
Nichtcrawler X posted...
I am just utterly, utterly confused.
It's an American in-joke.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMan, this is just mind-blowing news
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 9:02:14 AM
#2
I don't care.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis is my gamer pad!
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 8:23:07 AM
#2
Do you think they have special gamer pads for e-girls?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicY/N: Mimes are technically in fursuits
Sarcasthma
05/14/22 4:33:13 AM
#17
pls change immediately, lokarin.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicElden Ring Topic 2: Even Eldener Rings
Sarcasthma
05/13/22 6:30:53 AM
#53
Black_Crusher posted...
I found a blue one of those but my guy doesnt really need it (I think it increases spell damage or reduces FP cost or something)
There are actually 5 variants. From kind of went overboard with all the armor pieces that are nearly aesthetically identical to one another.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow do you like your burritos?
Sarcasthma
05/12/22 8:43:35 AM
#6
Xannies dissolving in my Pinot
My man dance, but he's not a ballerino
Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though
Wrap a good burrito

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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