Lurker > Krazy_Kirby

who brought out the old alt?

mharbenedict34 posted...

the slightest imperfection and they are unworthy of a gentleman and a scholar such as yourself.

nose rings aren't slight imperfections, they are gross

my car has a hollowed out compartment in the trunk for a full tire. no space taken up

mharbenedict34 posted...

Agreed, not suitable for you me-lord. Only the finest 10/10 babes will be at your service

it's yuck to the nose ring.

and I like redheads, but not the fake ones. most women look better with natural hair anyway.

please don't steal from me

KJ_StErOiDs posted...

It's a term (at least in the US) for a small spare tire that's stored in some vehicles.

why would you use a spare that's not the right size?

DeepExceed posted...

https://imgur.com/ZjNUnS2

yuck.

and super fake dye job

watch dbz instead

they are gross.

not as bad as those disgusting ear mutilation holes though.

try waiting an hour, having the coaster pull up as you are next for the front seat, then throwing up due to the heat....
(goliath 6 flags)

keyblader1985 posted...

It boggles my mind that people still say such thoughtless and inconsiderate things like this, completely devoid of any understanding and/or sympathy for the things teachers have to go through.

in CA, they fought tooth and nail against classes resuming, even with reasonable steps being taken

IronBornCorps posted...

Nope, 90% of the dudes I've been with though we're straight, so this is a weird question.

yeah, and a vegetarian who eats meat is still a vegetarian.

oh noes

Hejiru posted...

Bring in more "teachers", since there's a teacher shortage due to the GOP sabotaging public education.

If there's one thing I learned from the Covid lockdowns, it's that people don't actually care about kids being educated. They just want state-sponsored daycare so people can go to work.

it's that teachers don't want to teach.
so many want to refuse in-person learning

I use the clip it comes with, unless I lose it or it breaks... then I tie it.

I keep bread in the freezer, lasts far longer

luigi >>>> wario >> mario >>>> waluigi

they could teach bombardment

is he bi

I've got to fire that agent

this isn't very erotic, I think it's an actual utility room

jon_davis posted...

Christ, i forgot that you Yanks are not allowed to have the full amount if you win.

just don't take the lump sum

corona is offensive to people in corona!

get a tablet then

faramir77 posted...

They shouldn't have bothered starting a new gen of consoles. Technology hasn't progressed enough to justify it. It just seems like a waste of resources right now. I hope Nintendo rides the Switch for at least another 3 years.

switch is current gen.

wii u is last gen

knightoffire55 posted...

lebron james brings a lot of action

does he flop to make other characters lose?

most games are still on ps4, I don't need a ps5 yet.

not throwing away money

sounds like it's for points.

and I doubt their ability to make a proper gta game anymore

sunny is also that naruto account, and that beerweed account

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

yes

you heard wrong

DocDelicious posted...

My job requires that I give drivers trailer numbers over the phone and "zee" sounds way too close to "cee", and it's not PC to use "zulu" as the alphanumeric anymore, so I have to use "zed". That habit has carried over into everyday life.

zebra

whacko british use french pronunciation for "z" for some weird reason

you must have killed a lot of koopas.

Tails_64 posted...

I've never had to fly in a plane before, and I'm grateful for that. Mainly, I like how I'm in full control of my cargo when I drive in my car, as opposed to entrusting it to other people.

don't need more than one duffle bag.

that can be a carry-on

teleportation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9a3eCHij4Vo

changing the clocks doesn't change what time the sun goes up or down

11110111011 posted...

That's not a cougar, it's a grandmother.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=klZPIvoOPj8

brightness settings completely change the difficulty for some of these

we have them in America, they're called bullfrogs

158, but it wasn't taking all my presses right away. I think it registered the numbers it was covering, instead of the top one

wwinterj25 posted...

A ass is a member of the horse family. That is why.

words can mean more than one thing, even though they are spelled the same

bat
bat

lead
lead

desert
desert

project
project

GTurtlte posted...

Sadly. Lightning only happens when its raining

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_thunderstorm

Firewood18 posted...

Thats a face, not a body.

but then how did the wife not immediately know it wasn't him?

the ones directly by me are 10's because I barely see/hear them.

the ones just a bit away are -10.
dumb fuck let's his doberman pinscher (breed not even allowed) off the leash to take a crap, (that he doesn't pick up) and it growled at me before....
seeing a doberman about 10feet away growl at you, while you are already a couple feet past your locked door will really wake you up.

rideshare?

and watch out for Daredevil

Kyuubi4269 posted...

That's The Sun, it's a tabloid, and what you're describing is Tabloid Journalism.

so you want people to do that?

brought where?