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| Topic | Why does my stomach not listen to my brain? |
| ClockworkHare 07/08/22 8:25:50 PM #4 | Your brain is gaslighting you into thinking your stomach is the culprit. Your brain is the one convinced your body needs Panda Express thrown into it. It's just pointing a gun at your stomach and telling it to call you. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | New TMNT movie trailer! (Rise of TMNT) |
| ClockworkHare 07/07/22 8:58:04 PM #8 | This series is campy and weird, but I like some of the characterizations. I'm also a fan of Eric Bauza's animated voice work. He's like a young Frank Welker with similar range. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: The next old show to resurrect should be Lost. |
| ClockworkHare 07/07/22 8:48:37 PM #3 | No thanks. I would prefer the series remain lost. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Do you prefer to sleep in a bed by yourself or with someone |
| ClockworkHare 07/06/22 11:18:52 PM #21 | modena posted... I have never heard this before in my life lol.Lots of men make noise when they sleep, they just might not be aware of it. When I was single, I slept with a fan nearby for white noise to block out grating voices, loud music, and other sounds. Not all of my exes were fine with a fan going, made it so they couldn't sleep. Some of them became situations where we would pass out in bed, but I would sneak out to sleep on the couch. Something about my husband was different. His snoring caused breakups for him. In contrast, his behavior, voice, and sounds put me at ease. I can sleep without a fan when he snores. I don't consider it a turn off. He said the confidence that gave him made it mutual. It probably helps that his snoring sounds like a low consistent growl instead of a sloppy vacuum choking wads of mud in and out of a small tube. I know he's getting deep comfortable sleep when he snores. Concerns me a little bit when he's not. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Post ITT and i'll assign you a devil fruit |
| ClockworkHare 07/06/22 11:04:53 PM #15 | Hit me. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Do you prefer to sleep in a bed by yourself or with someone |
| ClockworkHare 07/06/22 10:59:12 PM #15 | I sleep better with my husband in bed. His snoring puts me to sleep. I had trouble the last time he went on a trip. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Watching The Boys *spoilers* |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 8:56:29 PM #23 | Ethically, Homelander has to meet his end since he's what typically happens when a empathetically crippled narcissist wields nigh absolute power. They instinctively look for any excuse to abuse it. I'm really more interested in seeing Billy's outcome in the TV series. Karl Urban looks like he's having fun with the character. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Are there male versions of Terfs ? |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 7:54:24 PM #17 | There are trans men who are men's rights activists, partly because of what they experienced after transitioning to a passable appearance as an adult male. There's actually been a couple documentaries about it. The short version would be: trans men find out life isn't automatically sweeter and jampacked full of privilege when society thinks you're an actual average man. Unsurprisingly, not every activist is keen on the support and inclusion of said trans men, for similar arguments to how TERFs deny the inclusion of trans women. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | US/Canada travel is not bouncing back. Officials on both sides of border worried |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 7:23:52 PM #12 | Reluctant travelers, it seems, just don't want to deal with infection protocols when there's alternatives that avoid it altogether. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Why are bike seats the most uncomfortable fucking things ever? |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 7:13:23 PM #20 | Order and install a larger seat for your size. That's what I always do. I lift and I'm over 220lbs, so my glutes are not a good fit for those skinny bike seats that typically put all the weight behind your groin. This is not a dependable seat for large people. Whenever I replace a bicycle, I buy a wide cushioned seat and easily install it myself. Even someone unfamiliar with bike maintenance should have a simple time switching the seat with less than a few different tools and common online guides like Youtube vids. Don't be afraid to try. Whenever I'm riding through the city or on trails, I have never had strangers laugh at my wide bike seat. Only person who ever commented negatively about it was an arrogant cycle jockey no one liked to interact with and didn't care about his stuck up opinion anyway. Other experienced cyclists (including professionals) thought it was great that I adjusted my bike to fit my needs and did it myself. They said they have met too many casual riders who admitted it they could not stand to ride for long because their skinny seats provided next to no support and hurt. Again, I lift and look like it. Most people are not focusing on my bike seat to begin with. If they laugh at me it's usually because I look like a bear riding a unicycle. But I at least look comfortable on my bike because I don't have a tiny plastic seat shoved up my bubble ass. There's a time and place for that, but not on a public street. It's your bike, customize it for what you need. Pride won't save your tailbone. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | What is your honest opinion about Trickfinger "honest opinion" topics? |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 6:14:25 PM #10 | Who? --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | CNN: Biden has lost the celebs |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 2:58:38 PM #22 | CNN: Biden has lost the celebsWell, celebs depend on John Q. Public consumers. And Johnny's not doing so hot right now. That's going to negatively impact the celebs and they're going to want answers from politicians, including the current U.S president. And if he's not offering constructive definitive answers that prove how things will get better for the common people and up (or worse, he's caught gaslighting), the pampered babies in Hollywood are going to start scowling too. Even some critics on the left determined Biden was just a placeholding sock puppet on life support anyway. His dropping popularity should not be surprising. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Oh, Bette Midler is a TERF now |
| ClockworkHare 07/05/22 2:45:08 PM #127 | Oh, Bette Midler is a TERF nowShe always was. She just agreed with the popularized narratives because nothing sounded different to HER definition of feminism until now. She's been clutching pearls for decades just like Barbara Streisand. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | It's such BS that people say you love your baby. |
| ClockworkHare 07/04/22 1:27:01 PM #27 | Some people learn to love (bond to) their offspring over time. This includes some mothers of said children they literally gave birth to. Some animal species operate the same way. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Who is a better romantic partner for Wonder Woman? |
| ClockworkHare 07/04/22 1:24:01 PM #16 | She would be more compatible with someone who similarly does not age. Wonder Woman is also canonically bisexual. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Women dont even like musuclar guys |
| ClockworkHare 07/04/22 12:42:27 AM #30 | pinky0926 posted... In my experience, a lot of women have seriously off ideas about what words like dad bod or muscular means.Partly because, while there are some women not into men with large muscles, there's no shortage of women who are. Even some women who claim it's a turn off will quickly make a 180 on that verdict when a muscular guy with a decent face gives them the green light. Hell sometimes when a woman cheats, THAT'S the type of man she does it with....the type she said not to worry about. Getting buff as an able bodied man won't worsen your dating odds. People allergic to gym equipment just tell themselves it will so they can sleep at night... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | That new Minions movie is probably going to out perform Lightyear |
| ClockworkHare 07/03/22 11:36:13 PM #7 | That new Minions movie is probably going to out perform LightyearIt already is. Universal is selling Minions as a franchise familiar action comedy for kids. Disney's Lightyear is not matching that steam. This iteration of Buzz is boring the kids and concerning some parents. If there's internal heads at Disney deliberately or passively sabotaging the decades old franchise, they're making a remarkable effort as far as cinema and direct-to-TV. A Toy Story spin off noticeably losing out to a stale drawn out underdog like a Minions sequel is an easy black eye to see for anyone not wearing rose tinted glasses. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | RUMOR: HBO to reboot Sopranos with all-female cast |
| ClockworkHare 07/03/22 4:20:05 AM #28 | RUMOR: HBO to reboot Sopranos with all-female castWhich would not make much sense. It's fiction, but that stretch would take far too many viewers out of the live action show due to the lack of believability. Most if not all real life mafia heads are men and the majority of the dirty work is performed by men. Is it possible for a woman to achieve any of that? Sure. Is it likely? Nope. And there's logical reasons and I'm afraid biology is one contributor. Being a woman dramatically outnumbered by hardened trigger happy, ruthless, calculating criminal men is not going to play out well for her no matter her status. Klaus343 posted... There's a few female Triads, but most are male -- most other organised crime won't let any women become bosses, at all. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | It's ok to be chonk |
| ClockworkHare 07/03/22 1:05:37 AM #17 | Large fat raccoons are usually the healthiest because they're the fuckers bulldozing everyone else away from the food. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Why is Chick-fil-a always so damn packed? |
| ClockworkHare 07/02/22 8:11:59 PM #38 | I like their chicken sandwiches. There's other places to get the same, but I have never received a messed up order from Chick-fil-a or encountered impolite staff. If we're hungry and the place is nearby, it's an option. I've heard of the controversies connected to the company. Will still eat there as a gay man. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | C/D using the urinal right next to you warrants a beat down |
| ClockworkHare 07/01/22 11:22:11 PM #43 | C/D using the urinal right next to you warrants a beat downI don't advise it simply because it literally puts you inside splash range of another person's urine. Especially the tall guys who haven't managed to realize that the higher stature INCREASES splash probability which can mist all over the legs of their pants. The taller height can also cause it to be less noticeable to them by distance, but still noticeable by shorter people closer to ground zero. And that's before accounted for each individual guy's "fluid pressure". Even some short guys are fire hoses because they got healthy equipment. Nice for the ego, bad for using a public restroom. Seriously, macho guys: pay attention to how hard you pee and how close you stand to the urinal. You might be stinking yourself up and not realizing it. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Is kelly clarkson an example of a hot celebrity who got really fat |
| ClockworkHare 06/30/22 3:25:48 PM #31 | Is kelly clarkson an example of a hot celebrity who got really fatShe at least still has talent. I can respect that. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: You still use a debit card for purchases |
| ClockworkHare 06/30/22 3:13:24 PM #13 | D My husband and I both have credit cards, but we only use them for specific payments and as a last resort for anything else. Cash and debit have covered things for us fine. For different reasons, neither of us like using credit. For me, it's anxiety and unfamiliarity. For him, it's principle and experience. We both make favorable income anyway. We rarely need to use credit...and as far as I'm concerned, that's where most people should be. That's what they should be working towards. I wouldn't be relying on credit during a nation's iffy economy anyway. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Is "teabagging" in video games considered sexual assault? |
| ClockworkHare 06/29/22 9:24:41 PM #41 | Is "teabagging" in video games considered sexual assault?No. And the people claiming it somehow is are only displaying either their gross incompetence or grifting nature. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | What do you find more tolerable |
| ClockworkHare 06/27/22 6:54:31 PM #10 | Cold. But I lift so I'm walking a heater. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Do you always give it a fair shake? |
| ClockworkHare 06/27/22 6:51:13 PM #4 | You don't stand under the hand dryer for 3 minutes smiling at everyone who walks in? How uncouth... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Aren't judges supposed to be unbiased? |
| ClockworkHare 06/27/22 5:39:16 PM #48 | All judges are biased. They're human. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | How many people here have actually played....Mighty No. 9? |
| ClockworkHare 06/27/22 4:04:48 PM #7 | Unfortunately, I did. Thankfully I did not pay for the copy. A friend of mine was psyched about it's release and loves Mega Man-like games, so I humored him. It definitely felt like a rushed unfinished product. I liked some of the concepts, but it was barebones compared to many of the actual Mega Man games years before. I remember people making a huge buzz about this game being in development and when it finally came out for us to play, I was like....wait, this is it? This is less than what a bunch of MM games have already offered in the past and did a better job of it. I felt bad that my friend paid for this game, of course I didn't tell him that. When it was my turn to play, we also had his stereo turned up and the TV muted because I secretly could not stand the voice acting. There are poorly translated PS1 games with better dialogue... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Does anyone else hate when people on the internet start their posts with |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 9:00:37 PM #9 | Do you hate "Reminder:blablabla" type posts?No. It does, however, look really stupid when a commissions artist keeps spamming "reminders" on social media and other sites for their art rather than just saying their commissions are open. Some of them really can't (or refuse to) grasp that the biggest reason they would need to post reminders like that is the art they produce is basically unwanted... I've dated commission artists before; they all came to the same conclusion: great art sells itself and consumers don't need reminders to buy it. They're looking for it. If your art is not in high demand, find out what consumers want, and CHANGE your style to accommodate that. Adapt or stay broke. When you're hard up for cash, too much pride will sink you, not protect you. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Jesus was besties with a prostitute |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 3:53:34 PM #17 | I am a slut. I have the credentials. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | breastfeeding mom saves pet goose from eagle |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 3:51:55 PM #5 | Well take a gander at that. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Jesus was besties with a prostitute |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 3:48:32 PM #15 | Jesus was besties with a prostituteFiguratively speaking many of us are, we just don't realize it or want to acknowledge it. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | How do you feel about Channing Tatum? |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 3:46:36 PM #8 | How do you feel about Channing Tatum?I don't. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Do you even deadlift, bro? |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 2:21:27 PM #6 | Do you even deadlift, bro?Most gay guys at the gym do. Having a thicker ass has also literally helped me get a promotion in a women dominated field of nursing. And back strength comes in handy with the job, especially when you have to fix a coworker's screw up (not a rare event). --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | My nephew's watching the new DuckTales - it's really good |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 1:55:42 PM #18 | Unfortunately, it got cancelled with a finale tagged on the end to avoid awkwardness. Disney just did not feel it was worth throwing into the 2020 life raft... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | I can't understand how people find asses attractive. |
| ClockworkHare 06/25/22 12:47:16 PM #47 | Verdekal posted... I can't understand how people find asses attractive. I have zero sex drive. These details are related. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Should Lia Thomas be allowed to compete against women? |
| ClockworkHare 06/24/22 5:13:38 PM #65 | Plenty of women will say they support trans women in professional women's sports....until they or their relative/friend/icon loses to one. Men who disagree with trans competitors in mainstream sports can bitch all they like, BUT IT'S THE WOMEN who have the real veto in their leagues because it affects them. In the west, it's the women who will be the most vocal about something they disagree with and pressure votes for policies to enact change, period. If trans women start getting blocked from competing with cis women, it's predominately because a loud portion of cis women (including competitors) have voted TERF on said policies. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | you ever just eat a shitload of brussels sprouts |
| ClockworkHare 06/13/22 12:27:03 AM #10 | Yes, I like them caramelized. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | The Captain Marvel villain was right >_> *spoilers* |
| ClockworkHare 06/13/22 12:25:13 AM #3 | Yes, the movie has plot holes with iffy writing, like certain other MCU films. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | why do men have a problem with raising another mans child |
| ClockworkHare 06/13/22 12:15:04 AM #165 | Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't understand why you guys are creating this scenario where you're duped into raising the hypothetical kid. It was very clear from the OP that this was voluntary.The topic's title is asking a question and the scenario IS one of the valid answers. Men don't want to be tricked into believing a kid is biologically theirs only to later find out they were massively duped and betrayed by the mother. This scenario DOES occur in real life and many people (men and women) have come forward complaining about how unjustified and sick the act of paternity fraud is. Men are not the only victims of this. Women related to the men and even born under said circumstances have voiced heavy grievances for decades. Men are not the only advocates for seeking to change laws making standardized paternity testing a requirement before taking legal action against accused men. Paternity fraud should bear a significant penalty. Standardized paternity testing would greatly discourage the act and remove a portion of the awkwardness behind seeking the results. And men designated as the biological father should have a right (just as the mother already does) to those results. In response to the OP, TC sounds like someone interested in becoming a stepparent. That's fine. However, many PEOPLE (men AND women) are understandably disinterested in raising a child who is not biologically related. There are commonplace hurdles and drama often involved with dating single parents and dealing with their kids. This is part of why many people are not interested in signing up for it. And that's not shameful; it's people making practical choices for themselves. That is their right. There are men who do not want to date single mothers. There are also women who refuse to date single fathers. Hell, there are women who refuse to date single mothers too. Stepping up to be a stepparent is not a popular practice. And no one should be shamed for opting out of something they were never obligated to invest in to begin with. Someone wants to raise a child who's not biologically related? That's great, good luck. Someone does not want to do that? That's great, enjoy exercising your rights. People who disagree can go jump off a pier. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Texas representative to file legislation banning minors from drag shows |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 5:40:47 PM #99 | Texas representative to file legislation banning minors from drag showsI don't see this as a big deal either way. If a kid gets shown a drag show (that avoids nudity and sexual displays), it's not doom. If kids miss out on going to drag shows because of an age limit....uh, it's not a big loss for them. Like at all. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Group of men beat up several women after one of their advances were rejected |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 5:34:37 PM #16 | Jiek_Fafn posted... Does China put up with this type of thing or do they come down on it hard? I'd not be surprised either wayI'm more curious if their government regrets the infamous "One Child" policies yet. That little piece of questionable legislation that caused there to be more single men than single women in the country years later... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Man tries to Donkey Kong an ostrich >_> |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 1:25:55 PM #16 | An angered adult ostrich can fuck people up. This guy is the stupid kid who sticks an arm into a tiger cage... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | why do men have a problem with raising another mans child |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 1:23:10 PM #92 | Vicious_Dios posted... Which is apparently bogus according to this Hearto guy. lmaoSmells like a gimmick alt. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | Are you a sex haver? |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 1:17:31 PM #25 | Gay, male, and married. If sex wasn't part of the deal, I would not be married. I would be in a convent. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
| Topic | why do men have a problem with raising another mans child |
| ClockworkHare 06/12/22 1:14:23 PM #87 | Beveren_Rabbit posted... women shouldn't have to disclose DNA results with their boyfriend if they suspect that the father might be someone else.Fuck that. Mandatory DNA test before benefits can happen. It should be standard. Men should have the right to know the child is biologically related to them before legal obligations are put on them. If the woman has a problem with that, she's extremely sus. An honest woman would WANT her man to know for sure. Men looking to raise a family predominately want offspring of their own blood. Nothing wrong with that. Deal with it. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg |
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