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| Topic | A tragedy in 4 frames |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 11:03:14 AM #9 | Because of different writers working on the series, and an apparent lack of continuity assurance, Irma used to go back and forth between being hot for the Turtles and being disgusted by them. |
| Topic | Putin: 'Western leaders would look disgusting topless' |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:55:46 AM #18 | Penis Inspection Day for all world leaders. |
| Topic | The crossover literally nobody expected. |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:47:13 AM #1 | Seriously, has anyone seen that Arby's/Old Spice commercial? I usually skip ads, but I had to watch for the sheer what-the-fuck?-ery of it. <_< |
| Topic | Would you rather be a Kokiri, a Korok, or a Skull Kid? |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:45:31 AM #2 | Forest boi Woodrock boi Scarecrow boi Did you just presume CE's gender? |
| Topic | Dog Soldiers was such a badass fucking movie |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:39:04 AM #14 | Kurt_Russel posted... Ive never seen it, but this topic makes me want to watch it. I never thought about it, but it has a bit of overlap with The Thing in that it's a bunch of guys in a snowy setting battling a vicious unnatural threat. |
| Topic | The Star Wars PT and Pierce Brosnan James Bond |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:37:24 AM #13 | I think The World is Not Enough is like Batman Forever in that it received a reevaluation after the abysmal sequel came out. When Batman Forever came out, kids liked it and adults thought it was okay. When Batman & Robin came out, everyone was like, "Wow, the Joel Schumacher movies are terrible." The same thing happened with the last two Pierce Brosnan movies. Actually, I think it had a greater reach because some people even retroactively lump Tomorrow Never Dies in as a bad movie. And that's probably a top ten Bond movie. |
| Topic | Dog Soldiers was such a badass fucking movie |
| FortuneCookie 06/30/22 10:34:03 AM #11 | The thing I remember about Dog Soldiers is the part with the dog. (And the soldiers.) Yeah, you know the part I'm talking about. |
| Topic | Rember the movie Small Soldiers? |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:28:55 PM #11 | Yeah, they remade it as Avatar. |
| Topic | With the recent outcome of R. Kelly, Michael Jackson was lucky as fuck that... |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 5:25:20 PM #30 | ultimate reaver posted... mj was probably a pedo but thriller was a 10/10 album and none of the songs are about sleeping with kids so im happy listening to it regardless Meanwhile, the LostProphets song Heaven for the Weather / Hell for the Company is almost certainly about coming to terms with being a pedophile. |
| Topic | When we first learned about the Earth's layers... |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 5:13:34 PM #8 | Questionmarktarius posted... It will definitely take more than one shovel after hitting stone. Maybe he saved lawn-mowing money to buy a second one. |
| Topic | Man who killed Chinese food delivery worker released on bail |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 4:51:44 PM #10 | Antifar posted... Yeah that's how bail works Shut up. Bail shouldn't be posted for an alleged murderer. |
| Topic | With the recent outcome of R. Kelly, Michael Jackson was lucky as fuck that... |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 4:50:25 PM #12 | KeeperOfShadows posted... Doesn't hurt it either. Accusations mean nothing without evidence. Yeah, I liked the Cosby Show too. I doubt I'll ever watch it again. |
| Topic | With the recent outcome of R. Kelly, Michael Jackson was lucky as fuck that... |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 4:44:46 PM #6 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] It doesn't help a man's situation that there are multiple accusations to pull from. <_< |
| Topic | Your date says 'What would you do if i started acting and barking like a doggo?' |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:07:39 PM #16 | I'd pet her and tell her she's a good girl. |
| Topic | This Kamala Harris lady, boy idunno |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:53:34 AM #49 | berlyman101 posted... coulda had Bernie Not realistically. |
| Topic | If I could make one sequel, I think it would be Alien 3. The REAL one. |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:38:50 AM #1 | The one where Newt and her wife defend their daughter from hordes of xenomorphs. We could have an actor in her 30s to play Newt and maybe use some slight de-aging magic to make Sigourney Weaver look about ten years younger. I mean, hell, that's not even necessary. She'd pass for ten years younger anyway. |
| Topic | MTG employees stage walkout over response to Roe v Wade |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:28:40 AM #21 | Did Bob from Accounting walk out? |
| Topic | Why are Japanese women so short |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:27:58 AM #5 | Who's going to take a 3kl to state the obvious punchline? |
| Topic | This Kamala Harris lady, boy idunno |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 11:27:17 AM #39 | au_gold posted... She is the worst kind of politician. Not when Trump exists. Actually, Hitler was a politician too. He's worse than any of them. |
| Topic | It's my One Year HRTverserary!!! AMA |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:53:30 AM #12 | Ah, thanks. I was always under the impression it was the substance itself that was painful -- I imagined a burning sensation. I had no idea it was about getting bubbles or a bad angle on the insertion. Bubbles in the bloodstream sounds very unpleasant. <_< |
| Topic | Your date: "I go to church every week & won't fuck until marriage" |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:50:48 AM #9 | You posted a pic of the Bible, but not one of her? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/1/AAdlC_AADZM9.jpg Depending on who she is and what she's like, I'd rush into marriage with someone I hardly knew AND be willing to get up early on Sunday. |
| Topic | America ruined everything rating to measurements |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:12:47 AM #11 | Kloe_Rinz posted... is that April or February you American? Use something unambiguous like 2022-04-02 Is 04 the month or the day? Shifting the year to the front doesn't remove ambiguity. |
| Topic | It's my One Year HRTverserary!!! AMA |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:10:50 AM #8 | ElatedVenusaur posted... I'm afraid the caboose disappoints. I hear squats can help with that. ElatedVenusaur posted... -Ask me anything. It is Pride Month, it is the anniversary of Stonewall, it is a dark time in our country. Be respectful. Happy Pride! Happy anniversary and happy pride month. Did you have to do estrogen injections? Are they painful? |
| Topic | Which rpg have you played the most? |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:03:41 AM #46 | Super Mario RPG I've beaten it at least five times. It helps that it's not overwhelmingly long. |
| Topic | Behold thicc charizard |
| FortuneCookie 06/29/22 12:01:16 AM #7 | I knew what I was clicking on. I have no one to blame but myself. |
| Topic | America ruined everything rating to measurements |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 11:52:05 PM #8 | WorsCaseOntario posted... June 28th sounds better than 28 June That hurts just to read. >_< |
| Topic | America ruined everything rating to measurements |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 11:49:54 PM #6 | Kloe_Rinz posted... american date format is fucked (mm/dd/yyyy) No. This is the one Americanism I would force upon the world if I could. The day is tucked away in the middle because it's the least important. |
| Topic | C/D: All US citizens should care about what the 1/6 commission is revealing |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 11:40:55 PM #18 | Did they convict the bad guys yet? Is Trump going to prison? |
| Topic | Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 11:26:34 PM #13 | RedRanger posted... Really? THATS what put you over? First they came for the undocumented workers, and I did not speak outbecause I was not an undocumented worker. Then they came for the Asian-Americans, and I did not speak out because I was not Asian-American. Then they came for abortion, and I did not speak outbecause I was not a woman. Then they came for my weedand there was no one left to speak for me. |
| Topic | Shaq gets inside a tiny smart car in NYC. |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 9:54:10 PM #2 | Nelson Muntz on suicide watch |
| Topic | The Star Wars PT and Pierce Brosnan James Bond |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 9:31:28 PM #10 | Questionmarktarius posted... Lego James Bond, please. Lego Pussy Galore |
| Topic | have you had covid yet |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 8:23:06 PM #26 | I had it Christmas 2020. Actually, no. Christmas was the first day that I was out of quarantine. I had it in the weeks leading up to Christmas. |
| Topic | C/D: All US citizens should care about what the 1/6 commission is revealing |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 7:26:06 PM #13 | I don't need CNN to tell me Donald Trump is a bad human being. I knew that 20 years ago. My eyes would be glued to the proceedings if I thought there was a chance at accountability for him or his constituents. |
| Topic | Series that had great villains except the last villain |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 7:11:33 PM #15 | Final bosses are often lacking because the creative energy has gone into the earlier bosses. |
| Topic | Chris Pratt puts Christianity ON BLAST in new statement. |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 4:08:39 PM #32 | MICHALECOLE posted... wait one mother fuckin minute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7OS4MjVaX4 (Sorry. I have to.) |
| Topic | Taraji P. Henson says guns have more rights than women at BET Awards |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 4:06:25 PM #11 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/9/AAdlC_AADZGD.jpg |
| Topic | Who would be the top/bottom in a relationship between Superman and Batman |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 3:57:44 PM #3 | Considering the porn Superman's creators drew, I think he would be a sub. |
| Topic | Chris Pratt puts Christianity ON BLAST in new statement. |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 3:35:58 PM #23 | Now that his alleged homophobia has been disproved, and the Instagram backlash is behind him, what's the new excuse for hating Chris Pratt? |
| Topic | Remember when Darth Vader/Yoda was in Soul Calibur |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 3:27:52 PM #3 | Those days are gone forever. Lucas licensed the fuck outta Star Wars. Like cameos or other Star Wars related content in films like The Indian in the Cupboard, Twice Upon a Dream, or Stepbrothers. Don't expect that from Disney. |
| Topic | The Switch New Super Mario Bros has both Bowser Jr AND The Koopalings... |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 3:19:15 PM #50 | Seaman_Prime posted... I always thought the koopalings and bowser were around the same age, just that bowser was the biggest koopa and made all the rules The boss fights in Super Mario Bros. 3 are their ages from youngest to oldest: Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig. |
| Topic | Sixth January 6th Select Committee public hearing is set for 1PM US Eastern |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 1:57:59 PM #63 | Trump is a bad guy. His voters don't care. Many of them are bad guys. The rest have convinced themselves that he's the lesser of two evils. |
| Topic | Sixth January 6th Select Committee public hearing is set for 1PM US Eastern |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 1:08:21 PM #23 | Ready to see nothing get done? |
| Topic | Stewie Griffin is your roommate for a month |
| FortuneCookie 06/28/22 1:00:54 PM #4 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAnBNw02D8 |
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