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TopicYour meal unexpectedly comes with a small side of coleslaw. Are you eating it?
Hambo
09/24/22 2:59:04 PM
#13
What am I a rabbit? Gtfo with that shit.

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TopicPutting butter in your coffee is just letting the intrusive thoughts win.
Hambo
09/24/22 2:57:16 PM
#3
What

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TopicCE Monthly Drawing Challenge! September: Randomly generated phrase
Hambo
09/24/22 5:38:39 AM
#51
TeaMilk posted...
What do you think about using a random monster generator? Idk if this is the best one out there, but here's one: https://perchance.org/monster-gen You could generate one monster description for everyone to do, or everyone who wants to participate could do their own :0
That would be fun. I think for this kind of challenge it'd be best to have each person generate their own monster so we'll end up with a diverse collection of cryptids. I like the generator you found, too. The others I see seem to keep spitting out some of the same traits. One keeps giving all the monsters three arms. >_>

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TopicLate, but Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion is fantastic.
Hambo
09/23/22 7:39:14 PM
#7
Girl Power Station and the secret boss can both burn in hell. Overall it was a cool expansion though.

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TopicWhy did Gandalf have a sword? Wizards can't use swords.
Hambo
09/23/22 7:35:37 PM
#16
It was actually just a really sharp staff.

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Topic$10 million but you have to have sex with Lil Nas X on video
Hambo
09/23/22 6:56:45 PM
#32
I would, but I don't have $10 million. :[

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TopicGyro aiming needs to be implemented much more.
Hambo
09/23/22 3:25:05 AM
#4
I remember loving it in WW HD but thinking something was off or annoying about it in BotW and I don't know what the difference was. I don't remember if you could adjust the sensitivity in either game. Anyway as a concept I'm on board, but of course it can be done well or it can be done poorly.

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TopicWhy are cats afraid of cucumbers?
Hambo
09/23/22 2:55:56 AM
#4
Tyranthraxus posted...
They are not. You're just falling victim to selection bias. Most people who try the cucumber stunt are completely disappointed when their cat doesn't react at all
Yup. And usually the videos you see of it are when owners place the cucumbers behind the cat when they aren't looking. Then when the cat turns around, suddenly there's an unexpected object in the bagging area and its survival instinct says get away until it's identified.

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/23/22 2:14:30 AM
#104
Like, I get how to use dualies. I used squelchers and tetras and others plenty in 2. I know how to dodge roll and how it focuses your shots until you move again. It's just that when other people use the same ones in the same situations, their shots often seem longer and deadlier with or without rolling. Idk if it's lag or just salty bias, but I'm enjoying TW way less now than I did in 2.

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/22/22 10:23:45 PM
#91
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've mostly been using Dualie Squelchers in 3. It was my secondary after Sploosh in 2, but with all the open chokepoints in 3, Sploosh is useless to me. I went from B- to B last night, but I've barely played Anarchy and started at B- with the data import. In the TC and SZ matches I've played, I actually have managed to splat people around as much as I've been splatted, depending on the teams.

But yeah with squelchies I'll shoot at an aerospray or splattershot or whatever from a distance, and usually hit once at most as they walk up and murder me no problem. Once I was engaging another squelchers user who was firing uphill at me and hit me multiple times while none of my shots connected.

Last night I tried out some rollers and lost all like ten turf wars in the process. Of course there's an adjustment period with new weapons, but that seemed excessive. I did manage some satisfying splats, but some flicks definitely underperformed. Although testing on the balloons in the lobby, I guess the flicks can also be inconsistent if you're more than a foot or two away, so that's fair. Kinda disappointed at how risky it is to ink the ground with rolling though.

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/22/22 9:30:11 PM
#88
Is anyone else just absolute dogshit at Splat pvp? I feel like I'm constantly out-ranged and out-damaged by other players even if they're using worse weapons or the same weapon. Like it literally feels like they're cheating with half of the shootouts I get into. It's not like I was great in Splat 2, but at least I could ink and in relative peace and occasionally stealth splat since there were stages that didn't just let chargers murder you at any time in 80% of the stage.

At least Salmon Run is 24/7 now. I'm pretty good there as long as there isn't more than one useless weapon.

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TopicTrombone Champ, the game of all time.
Hambo
09/22/22 7:37:43 PM
#13
cjsdowg posted...
As someone how (use to) play the Trombone. I have so many horrible feelings about this.
I can't imagine a single problem you could possibly have with this game.

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TopicOne of the categories on this Jeopardy rerun is called A Hard Category
Hambo
09/22/22 4:27:52 PM
#4
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TopicThe first 3-20 hours of BotW are MAGICAL
Hambo
09/21/22 6:03:03 PM
#15
Eab1990 posted...
Eh, some people don't like escorting Yunobo or w/e.

Also, I did forget to mention Korok Woods stuff as another standout.

But part of the problem with mid/late-game BotW is the lack of meaningful rewards from side quests. Stuff like getting your house, Ancient Arrows, Tarrow Town, or the stuff from Korok Woods is great and all, but mostly everything else just gives rupees, useless food, or more breakable weapons. The few that give armor sets are good, but a lot of the armor is also spread around random shrines with seemingly no real rhyme or reason.
Yeah sidequests are useless lol. "Can you bring me five bugs? Thanks, here's three mushrooms that you could have gathered more easily than the bugs." Uhh thanks.

The shrines were at least rewarding in the sense that they were fun to find and see and solve their gimmick. It was always disappointing when it was a Blessing or a Test of Strength though.

Also fuck everyone who hates on best boy Yunobo.

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TopicThey're comfy and easy to wear.
Hambo
09/21/22 5:53:45 PM
#4
Crimsoness posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/5/AAfVATAADstT.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/0/AADHstAADstY.jpg
shorts

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TopicThe first 3-20 hours of BotW are MAGICAL
Hambo
09/21/22 5:29:40 PM
#12
Eab1990 posted...
It's when you start going for the second Divine Beast and onwards that everything starts feeling samey. Gerudo Town is probably the only real major standout.
I thought most of the quests leading to the beasts were pretty neat and unique. Except for Medoh. That was just "Here shoot five targets. Okay cool let's go." But even then, at least fighting it in the sky was neat. Naboris probably did have the most involved quest though.

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TopicSave That Sci-Fi Character (Round Zero part 2) RULE CHANGE
Hambo
09/21/22 5:14:02 PM
#15
The Cat
Wall-E
Bender Rodriguez

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TopicTrombone Champ, the game of all time.
Hambo
09/21/22 3:58:12 PM
#3
That's incredible. It looks impossible lol.

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TopicSave That Sci-Fi Character (Round Zero part 1)
Hambo
09/21/22 3:03:42 PM
#10
Aloy
The Cat
Bender

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TopicCE Monthly Drawing Challenge! September: Randomly generated phrase
Hambo
09/21/22 2:44:50 PM
#49
masterpug53 posted...
You do have a knack for creating fully-realized scenes / environments with clear visual storytelling (seemingly) on the fly that I'm very jealous of.
Wow, thank you. Composition is always a struggle for me, but it's fun when you can depict a whole premise or joke in a drawing. Also I think your Marge pic does a great job of setting the scene and you banged it out way faster than anything I've ever drawn. XD

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/21/22 2:21:55 PM
#81
ArchNemo posted...
Yeah the flyfish is annoying as hell. Doesn't help there's only one way to deal with it.
Well you can also beat them with the cannons during cohock charges, egg launchers during king salmon fights, and about five different specials, but you only have limited access to all of these methods, so in general yeah, flyfish are bastards. And whenever you're in position, ready to throw both bombs in one go, they'll just hang out with their baskets closed for five minutes as other salmon close in to block your shots and/or murder you. >:[

Also I swear their baskets are more slippery and more bouncy than in S2. Sooo many bombs just go flying out after perfectly good shots.

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/20/22 9:17:18 PM
#75
Cohozuna is definitely rough no matter what. You definitely wanna take out the lesser bosses during the battle though. The eggs are decent damage and the other bosses will absolutely get in your way if left alone. You need to get lucky though and have a really good team.

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TopicCE Monthly Drawing Challenge! September: Randomly generated phrase
Hambo
09/20/22 8:52:25 PM
#47
MabusIncarnate posted...
This is amazing
Haha thank you. <3

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TopicCE Monthly Drawing Challenge! September: Randomly generated phrase
Hambo
09/20/22 7:17:00 AM
#45
Laser harmful unpleasant
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/4/AADHstAADsXk.jpg
The way this one was phrased made me think of a caveman giving his review of a laser, perhaps after a little accident or something, idk. "Laser harmful unpleasant. 1/10, not recommend."

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TopicWhy didnt Gandalf just launch the ring into space?
Hambo
09/19/22 9:02:23 PM
#23
DrizztLink posted...
The rocket explodes, The Ring flies across the land and lands perfectly in Mount Doom.

Gandalf spends the rest of his life pretending he did it on purpose.
XD The greatest trick shot of all time.

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TopicWhy didnt Gandalf just launch the ring into space?
Hambo
09/19/22 8:58:57 PM
#18
itachi15243 posted...
What if it immediately gets hit by commit or something and gets knocked straight back to earth though.
Thank you for this mental image. I'm just picturing everyone gathered around as he magicks the ring into space and they're all cheering. Then it crashes back down right in front of them and Gandalf's just like "Well, fuck."

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TopicGamefaqs is thriving
Hambo
09/19/22 4:05:36 PM
#9
That's some advanced stonks right there. :0

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TopicThat 22 outlet power strip thats on sale on Newegg...
Hambo
09/19/22 4:04:15 PM
#18
Behold, the mystical Tablet of Burn Your House Down.

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TopicGamefaqs is thriving
Hambo
09/19/22 4:00:15 PM
#6
Sir, please. This is a family friendly website. This is no place for exposed lizard nipples.

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TopicGamefaqs is thriving
Hambo
09/19/22 3:50:54 PM
#4
thronedfire2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/7/AAMAW6AADsP9.jpg
Shopped. Fake news.

trappedunderice posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/9/AAaEKwAADsP_.jpg
That's lewd and inappropriate for this forum. Mods, please ban this man.

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TopicGamefaqs is thriving
Hambo
09/19/22 3:44:00 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/5/AADHstAADsP7.jpg
The numbers don't lie.

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TopicOn the sigma male grindset
Hambo
09/19/22 1:07:47 AM
#29
Garioshi posted...
Thanks!

It's very doubtful I will, it's far too short to get anywhere near all the way around my head.
It's not something where you could break the back off and replace it?

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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
Hambo
09/18/22 11:01:51 PM
#67
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I've played both, and neither has given me any trouble whatsoever. I just don't know what to tell you. It's super easy.
Weird. I always found it super tedious and it's why I didn't start more fresh playthroughs of the game lol.

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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
Hambo
09/18/22 10:54:26 PM
#64
Gobstoppers12 posted...
???

Are you sure you're doing it right? I've literally never had these problems.
I've definitely had Froggy on the hook, reeling him in, and then suddenly I'm just standing there at the edge of the water outside of fishing mode with zero fanfare. Also from what I recall, when you've cast, you can move the lure by moving the control stick in the opposite direction for some reason? And to get something on the hook you hafta press like A and down when they're nibbling or some weird combo like that. Also I think the camera wasn't very cooperative after casting, but I'm not super sure. Also also this was the GameCube port, so maybe the original didn't have all of these issues.

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TopicOn the sigma male grindset
Hambo
09/18/22 10:35:19 PM
#27
Garioshi posted...
Halloween, hopefully. I have the veil and head jewel, but the head jewel is sized very poorly and it's what's supposed to keep the veil in place.
Hmm, that's a bummer. Well, post more pics if you get it working.

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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
Hambo
09/18/22 10:32:28 PM
#57
Froggy levels are hot garbage. The fishing controls are poorly explained and don't make sense anyway. The line will break or just lose the fish/frog without warning or reason. Sometimes the fish just won't get any closer for minutes at a time no matter what you do.

It's fine to prefer SA1 over SA2, but it isn't fine to pretend anything in 2 is as bad as fishing in 1.

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TopicOn the sigma male grindset
Hambo
09/18/22 9:54:07 PM
#23
Nice! Halloween prep or just all-purpose cosplay? Also do you have the veil and slippers?

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TopicCE Monthly Drawing Challenge! September: Randomly generated phrase
Hambo
09/18/22 4:00:33 PM
#44
We be Sunday bumpin up in here. Also if anyone has a good idea for next month's challenge, please share. Otherwise it's just gonna be "draw a monster" or something for Halloween month lol. Maybe a Monster Mashup challenge where you fuse two existing or classic monsters. Idk bros.

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TopicIf you haven't played at least 3 of these 10 games, why visit GameFAQs.com?
Hambo
09/18/22 3:34:11 PM
#24
Undertale
Okami

I thought I was finally gonna pass one of these. I saw Tomb Raider and thought it said Tomba! at first. Then I saw Pokeymans Snap and had one last wave of hope, but I only played the new one. Oh well, maybe some day.

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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
Hambo
09/17/22 9:45:26 PM
#31
Umbreon posted...
Prison level is fine.

FUCK Mad Space/Meteor Herd though.
*mission 2* *collects 98 rings* *gets hit by random meteor* FFFFFFFFFF-

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TopicYou tricked yourself into thinking SA2 is good
Hambo
09/17/22 9:35:19 PM
#25
Trying for A ranks on all missions can be annoying as fuck, but outside of that, it's a great game. Ring collecting missions suck outside of hedgehog stages, and weird physics can fuck you over in space levels (fuck you Crazy Gadget hard mode), but if you're just trying to finish everything with any rank, it's an A rank game.

Also chao.

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TopicGeneral CE Splatoon 3 Topic
Hambo
09/17/22 6:20:27 PM
#54
Well this Salmon Run rotation has been disastrous. I fell from Eggsecutive VP 100 to Profreshional +3 and have won exactly one of eleven shifts since the demotion lol. Then I got another pay cut for a connection error at the start of a shift so I'm calling it until next rotation.

I still think Dynamo is fun to use in SR, but it's really impractical, and paired with the bow, it's a rough loadout.

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TopicFire Emblem and then Octopath a month later
Hambo
09/16/22 9:17:29 PM
#8
Yeah I was disappointed to see it wasn't gonna be eight new classes (plus however many subclasses). I hope they all play really differently now. Like, cleric and apothecary will presumably have the biggest healing skills, but other than basic stuff like that, the mechanics of each skillset better be different.

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TopicThe four Lego Avatar sets in one pic.
Hambo
09/16/22 6:30:24 PM
#15
CRON posted...
That Avatar, regardless of what you think, is infinitely more culturally relevant than some bootleg-ass anime from the mid 2000s.

And I don't even like the movie.
Depends on the culture you're talking about. And anyway, it's extra easy to think the topic title was about ATLA because of the fact there were four sets, like there are four nations and four elements in ATLA. My post wasn't mean to be dismissive either, ATLA just springs to my mind before Avatar in most situations.

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TopicWhat're you known for on CE?
Hambo
09/16/22 2:29:48 PM
#12
Drawing Meowths and Waluigis.

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TopicThe four Lego Avatar sets in one pic.
Hambo
09/16/22 2:26:55 PM
#2
Obligatory "Oh, that Avatar" post.

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TopicCall me maybe is 10 years old
Hambo
09/16/22 1:42:43 PM
#4
And it's still a banger.

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TopicNone of the spider Pokemon have eight legs.
Hambo
09/16/22 1:23:29 PM
#33
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What kinds of quirks make you feel that way?

Also that pic looks like a shot in a horror movie where the alien monster pops up right at the camera lol. It's cool looking though.

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