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TopicI live in Cape Coral, Florida. Not evacuating for Hurricane Ian. AMA.
FortuneCookie
09/27/22 10:09:49 PM
#16
I just got back from visiting my sister in Orlando. (The ride home was a little bumpy.) I told her that I was pulling a Ted Cruz in flying out ahead of the hurricane and leaving her behind.

<_<
TopicMy wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death).
FortuneCookie
09/27/22 9:30:16 PM
#35
I can't imagine losing someone to assisted suicide in their 20s. I can only hope that she finds peace.
TopicIs it safe to say that the live action Pinocchio remake is the worst one yet?
FortuneCookie
09/27/22 9:25:39 PM
#2
Pinocchio's honestly one of the weaker classics. The underwater sequence is great. Everything else is ho-hum. I'm much more bummed out about what they did to The Lion King.

Like, they should do a sequel to the animated movie just to erase the stench of that live action version.
TopicLet's talk about professional wrestling.
FortuneCookie
09/26/22 1:22:10 AM
#5
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
I think the "New Generation" era of WWF was not THAT bad. 1995 was pretty poor overall,

And you lost me.

TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 10:21:17 AM
#15
lol
TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:27:10 AM
#11
Also, the other driver made it through the check-in before we did anyway. So she got into a yelling fit over nothing.
TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:26:21 AM
#10
TigerTarTheo posted...
Ik what tc looks like.. Why did they call you ugly?? Also right on, i was at disney world this spring!

My sister merged the lane the other driver was in and the other driver reacted like she'd been cut off. (She was really just pissed because she was one car behind getting through the check-in.) I gave her a nonverbal response when she insulted my sister, so she called me ugly. I maintained my gesture and slowly rolled up the window.

My sister and I were cracking up.
TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:18:25 AM
#6
No pictures but I've had two people stop me and tell me I look just like the actor from The Mandalorian. Pedro Pasqual? I guess I'm going to have to watch this show now.

>_>
TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:17:24 AM
#3
Yeah, thank you for that.

TopicA Latina at Disney World called me ugly.
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:14:57 AM
#1
I think I met Vegy this morning.

<_<
Topic3 games you replay annually:
FortuneCookie
09/25/22 12:12:58 AM
#45
Ghosts 'n Goblins (NES)
Ghouls 'n Ghosts (Genesis)
Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts (Super NES)

They're part of my annual Halloween lineup.
TopicRate the last thing you ate out of 10.
FortuneCookie
09/22/22 2:10:26 PM
#22
Wal-Mart Subway meatball sandwich

4/10

There's no telling how long that meat had been left out. It was pretty bleh.
TopicITT: Pretty Kitty
FortuneCookie
09/22/22 2:09:15 PM
#10
wackyteen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/1/AAPw6aAADs5H.jpg

Kitty is pretty

Cute Australian kitty
TopicCDPR wanted Rebecca redesign in Cyberpunk anime,studio said 'The Loli Must Stay'
FortuneCookie
09/22/22 1:31:35 PM
#32
What other kinks can get this treatment?

"The furry must stay."
"The sexy nurse must stay."
"The dominatrix must stay... and you must beg."

TopicAppeals court rules maralago investigation can resume
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 8:28:23 PM
#5
Get fucked Trump traitor oompa loompa.
TopicThe Top 5 Most Surprising Michael Myers Moments in the Halloween Franchise
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 8:26:34 PM
#13
TULPAMANCER posted...
Where my Halloween boys at?

I'm going to wear a Halloween shirt to the Michael Myers house at Halloween Horror Nights tomorrow.
TopicFrog on a car door.
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 8:23:35 PM
#4
They had a bit of a rough morning. After being chased by the scary water bottle, a giant roaring machine flung grass at them. At least I can confirm they made it out of the way of the lawn mower.
TopicBest Godzilla movie?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 8:18:54 PM
#11
VampireCoyote posted...
There has yet to be a good Godzilla movie

There has yet to be a good Vampire Coyote post
TopicFrog on a car door.
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 8:15:57 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/5/AAdlC_AADsvp.jpg

Might be a toad. Little guy was just chillin'. I used a water bottle to chase them off into the grass. I didn't want to risk harm coming to them when I took off.

TopicPutin to call up to 300,000 reservists to help with Ukraine war.
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 7:47:54 PM
#7
Frosted_Midna posted...
I think the whole world just needs to get their hands on Putin.

China: "I don't think so, Tim."
TopicNASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet, but it rains lava at night
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 4:40:25 PM
#22
Are they fucking with us?
TopicWere things better for you 10 years ago?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 2:35:54 PM
#28
I had a doggo. :(

Pretty much everything else has improved.
TopicHave perverts ever ruined an entire community?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 2:33:49 PM
#66
spikethedevil posted...
Well this got creepy.

Sorry, I'll keep my furry tendencies out of this topic.

._.
TopicThink of the last video game enemy you defeated...
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 2:10:20 PM
#13
A zombie

A slow-moving corpse should be easily defeated.
TopicNew beta screenshots for Super Mario 64
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 2:09:49 PM
#4
It's a pity the Blargg didn't make it into the game.
TopicHave perverts ever ruined an entire community?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 2:09:19 PM
#60
Puglia77 posted...
Izzy is hot

Pics?
Topicdo you afraid of vladimir putin?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 11:15:38 AM
#9
People aren't going to nuke the world because the boss told them to. They'll overthrow Putin before they let that happen.

Unless Putin personally has access to nuclear launch codes from his mansion.
TopicHave perverts ever ruined an entire community?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 11:12:29 AM
#29
Evening_Dragon posted...
Do kids even know who Tony the Tiger is? Also, kids should not be on twitter.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/9/AAdlC_AADsnR.jpg
TopicDo any of you here like going to Haunted Houses?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 11:03:13 AM
#15
I'm going to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando tomorrow night. Like, I'm going from the plane to the park.
TopicHave perverts ever ruined an entire community?
FortuneCookie
09/21/22 11:01:00 AM
#24
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I'd say there's an 80% chance the ponies are ugly in the latest cartoon because producers don't want a repeat of how Friendship is Magic was sexualized.

@Rarity_BendOver
TopicKids Are Glued to a Violent Japanese Cartoon Show
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 11:43:51 PM
#35
__aCEr__ posted...
Last week, Dragon Ball Z ranked as the fifth-most-requested topic on the Lycos search site, behind singer Britney Spears and the Pokemon cartoon, but ahead of the World Wrestling Federation and Pamela Anderson.

Everything about that sentence oozes 1990s.

Wow. I forgot Lycos was even a thing.
TopicNY Governor: Big Brother is watching you
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 6:27:53 PM
#2
"Big Brother... is going to give people peace of mind."

<________<
TopicBelle from beauty and the beast is now black as well.
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 6:01:10 PM
#8
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/4/AAdlC_AADsfO.jpg

The other Belle is cuter, btw.
TopicBelle from beauty and the beast is now black as well.
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 6:00:15 PM
#7
Makeveli_lives posted...
30th anniversary special on ABC. Not a theatrical release type of thing.

Disney sure knows how to milk a property. lol. Anyway, I'm fine with the casting and would be if this were a theatrical movie.
TopicBelle from beauty and the beast is now black as well.
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 5:50:46 PM
#2
They're remaking it again??
TopicRogue One is a mediocre film with an amazing third act.
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 3:28:36 PM
#9
EvilResident posted...
It was just ok

would not watch again

TopicAnyone else when superheroes take off their masks in shows?
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 2:26:43 PM
#8
A lot of it goes back to said about Mel Brooks when making Spaceballs, "If they were going to hide John Candy behind a mask, he might as well hire someone else for half the price."

Even if studio investment isn't an issue, actors tend not to like having their pretty faces hidden. Comic books largely aren't seen as legitimate art. In asking an actor to play a superhero, you're asking them to do something lowbrow, likely not career-building, and which hides their features from the world.
TopicHis eyes are rolled so far back in his head so he cant see? *One Piece spoilers*
FortuneCookie
09/20/22 12:10:31 AM
#10
Did you put the spoiler in the title?
TopicI'm watching Ratatouille for the first time.
FortuneCookie
09/19/22 11:37:24 PM
#6
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Which joke?

There's an old woman who wakes up to see Remy (the rat) in her kitchen and she immediately starts blasting away at him with a shotgun. The joke is basically how psycho her response is as she's more or less willing to destroy her own house to try and get rid of a rat. She continues to chase him down the street with the shotgun after he escapes through the window.

While it had been a thing since pretty much the beginning of animation, the idea of using gun violence as a source of humor is the kind of thing you wouldn't see in a modern Disney animated movie.

It's like going back to a 90s movie where kids are smoking cigarettes or cigars. Except that is actually going back 30 years. This movie is only half as old as that. It's just interesting how quickly social sensibilities change and how immediately dated certain scenes become as a result of it.
TopicFound out a my meat cutting mentor died today
FortuneCookie
09/19/22 11:04:18 PM
#5
DarthDemented posted...
He was 60 years old and had been a meat cutter since his 20's at least. His hands were getting crippled with arthritis but he'd tough it out 8 or more hours a day in that meat shop.

Unless he was running a meat shop by that point, that's a sad story in and of itself.

:(
TopicI hope that atheism will conquer the world during my lifetime.
FortuneCookie
09/19/22 11:02:32 PM
#14
"No religion" may become the dominant religious view within your lifetime, but you won't live to see a world without religion.
TopicWrestling should use a 20 count for people outside.
FortuneCookie
09/19/22 11:01:31 PM
#12
cjsdowg posted...
That must be where I got it from. As I age I have noticed me thinking that I have came up with a good idea. But it was just something I recalled from years ago.

lol. It happens.

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