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luke from the future

gotta adopt the dog, u owe it your life

who?

he asked his employees to watch him masturbate.

robot, emperor of humans

u guys even have cellphone?

Heineken14 posted...

*GOP getting accused it targeting minorities with racist voting restrictions*

https://imgur.com/v5ap1Sa.jpeg

i dont get it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/7/AABHfBAADeMH.jpg

i think they should be able to bet on their own team tho

they bless every can as holy water

what if

vampires

tv is a joke.

idk how ppl watch football when it fucks ppl up so bad

mma exists if you want real violence and those guys have less problems than nfl players. this suspension is ridiculous as well.

but it's not just NFL. we've seen tons of sexual assault and coverups and the college level as well. it's a football problem.

FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted...

I actually liked it lol

alphagamble posted...

I kinda liked that one

the beginning is cool then it's just an hour of shitting the bed

rip

edit: that's fair. they are all bad except the first 2. the new ones even make those bad too.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I don't really think it's fair to blame republicans for the email investigation thing. IIRC it was part of an investigation into Anthony Weiner sexting a 15 year old girl.

you werent watching fox news that friday. I was because i was at the gym watching CNN and FOX simultaneously.

you guys are so focused on the past; this administration is not hillary clinton, and when biden won that also triggers changes within the DNC strategies (essentially they listen to Biden's team's strategy now instead of Clinton's).

maybe clinton's team was kind of stupid, but this one is not. they are clever and focused. they are adaptable. this year has been a totally different animal. Jen Psaki left, they changed a lot of people when their shit wasn't working last year.

it's working now.

so to say "the dems can't play ball" is to miss the big picture.

dt under investigation by multiple agencies in multiple states, all while the white house gets to show off it's clean hands. they've got ppl appointed by dt, in one way or another, doing their work for them.

3.9 billion in student loan debt was cancelled.
infrastructure package. made it happen.

those were concrete promises and those are deliveries.

all we need now is the economy to be doing good before the election. gas is dropping. it will continue to drop into the winter.

the fed controls vast quantities of, among other things, crypto. we know the crypto "crash" was largely the work of the fed reserve dumping large amounts of crypto. they can simply leverage that heading into november to create a mini stock market boom. but the boom isnt necessary, just the GOOD VIBES that come along with BTC going up to 50k or whatever.

granted these crypto finance conspiracy theories are starting to get pretty out there.

but we'll see come november. if someone (anyone else) can remember something that long.

in my experience I say something like this and then on November 5th it's just common knowledge :P everyone will be saying "wowie those dems are on a roll" and w/e else. as if they thought so right now. right now, everyone thinks the dems are still shitting the bed but i see cold steel.

ColdRainAndSnow posted...

Well think about it, Republicans depend on food stamps, welfare, social security the most, even in their states they need the most farm subsidies, I have nothing against that but they continuously vote against their own interests.

It usually stems from this; they want all of that stuff but only white people only white people can get benefits if they need everyone else doesn't belong in America and that's essentially the MAGA banner.

it's white, cis, het, christian. more than anything they want to be able to be racist, sexist, transphobic, biphobic, and homophobic, casually, all the time, and they want no one to be able to call them out on their bullshit without being silenced.

I stopped reading the cracked article here:

Madness. Their heads are so far up their asses that they can't tell up from down. Basic, obvious truths that have gone unquestioned for thousands of years now get laughed at and shouted down -- the fact that hard work is better than dependence on government, that children do better with both parents in the picture, that peace is better than rioting, that a strict moral code is better than blithe hedonism, that humans tend to value things they've earned more than what they get for free, that not getting exploded by a bomb is better than getting exploded by a bomb.

that children do better with both parents in the picture,
-not true. divorced parents are better than an abusive relationship parents.

that peace is better than rioting
-if it's a protest, that is better than peace. this argument would be used against the civil rights marches, for example. "You might be right, but do you have to make such a big deal about it?"

that a strict moral code is better than blithe hedonism
-I am absolutely a hedonist. you (or anyone else) has no proof that anything besides hedonism exists. our pets are hedonists, yet we know they are "good" "sweat" and "kind" on the inside.

that humans tend to value things they've earned more than what they get for free
-fuck that i want FREE MONEY. free. money.

that not getting exploded by a bomb is better than getting exploded by a bomb.
ok ok this point is valid it's just ironic b/c being exploded and vaporized, from any source, is probably one of the best ways to go tbqh.

anyway I couldnt keep reading after that. the author makes astute observations, but they are just blaming city dwellers and not looking at it from the perspective of the cities at all.

your body naturally produces melatonin so i never took it to sleep.

trouble sleeping means 1 thing: you didn't exercise enough that day xD

movies are so fucking tame. they need more sex.

this movie is still at the top of my list im just exhausted from work.

ill go one step further and predict that Trump will be formally charged on November 4th.

The email probe was announced the Friday before the election, with 0 information.

The news cycle was DOMINATED by Clinton scandal because of this. Even if nothing came of it, the damage was done.

Unfortunately for Republicans, the dems took notes and are running the same play this year. It's a combination of Watergate tactics (run the damn hearings, and run em , and run em and run em and run em until everyone, eventually, after a year, does start to get the picture) as well as announcing big news right before the election (the tactic used against Clinton in 2016).

Dont expect trump to be charged until november. they wont run the chance of him dominating the narrative. hit em hard, quickly, on a Friday before the election so that it saturates the news cycle for a solid 72 hours.

remember robot said so!

rememember

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AABHfBAADk0J.jpg

K181 posted...

But that means there are only 19 Mondays left, too.

nah still 20 of those

hockeybub89 posted...

I like to say that the only way to ever achieve this will be by making the cause loud and in everyone's face until it is normalized.

This.

If you're straight it's very easy to pretend like everything is fine but the reality is that queer ppl deal with bullshit almost every single day.

yes it does, u cant change that.

tim mcgraw by Taylor Swift

tim mcgraw's music sucks

bacon &
bacon &
bacon &
bacon &
bacon &

i only eat vegetarian bacon (it's delicious). it's made with eggs and soy and bacos.

also bacos are vegan.

and a 3ds friend code in case anyone wanted to LOL XD

im fuckin dead

b7 lmao

i am also a vegetarian

here are my shoes, and they are on sale

https://tinyurl.com/t89cu9ux

$45, usually $65. I think I paid $55 for mine in June.

it's not even expensive. wal-mart shoes are $30 and they wear out in, literally, a week. nikes last a year of regular wear, every single day, or 6 months of exercise.

I still have my previous 6-7 pairs. I still wear them, but only for fashion (matching, coordinating an outfit) or weightlifting. I can wear the second most recent pair for other exercises, pretty much anything besides running.

the revolutions are my favorites (one of the cheapest) i don't really like the downshifters usually

they change em every year so im flexible-ish

I spend between 55-75 on them usually. academy always has sales. I usually start looking before my last pair is totally wrecked so im not forced to buy if they dont have my size or anything good.

on a side note i think it's bullshit that any job can require you to wear shoes that aren't running shoes. it's literally the dumbest shit on the planet that running shoes aren't the only shoes we wear for basically everything.

i had to get black/brown shoes for work and it's like im living in the victorian times. i have insoles in those shoes and they are nice (dockers) but it doesnt matter nothing compares to a brand new nike. the goddess herself would wear them.

ALSO they are made in vietnam (not in a sweatshop or with slave labor).

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/1/AABHfBAADkwz.jpg

i lol'd at the newspaper thing

"Yea, Mark, looks good!"

Wetterdew posted...

i feel like my running shoes don't support me any more, I got them in january and have done a few hundred miles since then, probably about 300. I want to keep using them for a few months longer before swapping to my new pair. what do you think? they say you should swap every 300-ish miles but that seems kind of wasteful to me

i say 6 months of running u earned new shoes

i always get mine at academy sports, they've had the best deals in the past but that might not be your experience

Flockaveli posted...

What shoes you like.

i only wear nikes

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/7/AABHfBAADkwl.jpg

hard pass.

2

1 for anything
1 for a single store

(debit cards dont count yall)

i ran 150. nice!

fried tofu is my favorite food

i ate tofu (not fried) for 2 of my meals. for lunch, my sandwich lunchmeat was made from tofu, and the sausage i used in red beans & rice was also made from tofu.

i eat tofu pretty much every day.

it's funny that u think ppl read
im sorry ur english teacher was mean 2 u

also, again, a fission reactor would not produce toxic waste or radiation. it COULD explode, but it would be the same as TNT (i.e. no fallout, contamination, etc.).

to be fair the explosion could be very big indeed.

but your car could explode yet you drive it around. anything could explode. your computer could explode. we dont just let things explode :P

Homeless_Waifu posted...

Pretty sure whoever figures out how truly harness the power of nuclear fusion... Would completely end all life on earth as it will become completely unstable... the energy emitted from a nuclear fusion reactor will either form a black hole or go full supernova.

lol literally not.

first, they already did it, just not very well. they have proof of concept, but there is a huge red flag in that they cannot reproduce the effects (the implication is that they are, unfortunately, either lying or they made some mistake that is unclear).

second, we've detonated several fission bombs on the earth and it didn't do any of that shit.

third, black holes can only be formed by collapsing neutron stars. our star is not a neutron star. it will never be a black hole. our entire solar system cannot turn into a black hole.

forth, there is not enough matter (energy) in the entire solar system to go supernova. thermodynamics has a solid, 100% lock on that so no need to worry

fifth, not sure if serious but gonna answer anyway