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Finna get lit today, CE?

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At least it wasn't your sister ._.

KainWind posted...

I'm still waiting

Still waiting to know what the fuck birds and bees have to do with it

haloiscoolisbak posted...

My kindergarten teacher I think.

Holup

Who gave you the talk, CE?

Robot2600 posted...

Did she let u put your penis inside of her?

What if tc let her put her penis inside of him?

But did you just have it?

Your interpretation of what reporting someone, or yourself, to God would mean

I used to be

CE full of dinners

Have you ever finished outside, on the ground?

JuanCarlos1 posted...

Again....what will be the purpose of an empty Ukraine? And Ukraine is surrounded by eben more NATO nations...what's the fucking endgame here

Maybe they'll continue their bullshit Nazi rhetoric and say that Nazis escaped Ukraine and are in a NATO country and use that as some bullshit justification to invade.

Probably will do that for Moldova

MabusIncarnate posted...

Lol she thinks shes gonna get re-elected

She won 74.6-25.3

She could commit war crimes and win her district again

Win for the entire country'

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAecKNAAC_4w.jpg

But lady, you're literally the chief benefactor of 'the MAGA swamp'.

You'd be a literal nobody without them

He's leaving with clear intentions to drive drunk

gunplagirl posted...

Daines was one of the 4th of July Republicans the other year

He's a traitor not only to our country but our allies as well

Is this a group I haven't heard of?

Or are you intentionally avoiding the actual date

WizardPowers posted...

That's really hyperbolic

No way she's filmed 24/7

It doesn't matter.

Everytime she does anything that might generate views, the camera comes out.

SweetieBeIle462 posted...

They gave them all guns in Donkey Kong 64...

https://youtu.be/XomXRIf3zog

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Nah, rather go stab my foot than my wallet

Jx1010 posted...

Hes a real doctor, what are YOU?

Someone who isn't actively selling out all of my credibility so I can go shill for corporate money interests

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheWastingTimes/status/1499106861899042816

Oh

Oh

He's a repeat RT guest.

He's literally a paid off shill LMFAO

Russia ain't protecting shit though.

Unless he's been fully red-pilled by Russian state propaganda

One made songs with offensive lyrical content

The other makes real music

WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

Reminder that this moron is running for Senate in my great commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Campaign for Fetterman then, so you don't wind up with this moron

Lordgold666 posted...

Is it really bc they want to fuck over the homeless or are the homeless trashing the area with garbage and causing crime?

The referenced Oregon town in the article, some residents claimed they were subject to thefts and apparently there was (open) drug use.

Of fucking course it's Florida.

creativerealms posted...

No I don't believe Civic was made in a lab or intentionally released on the world but it DoD start in China, that is a fact.

Honda Civics would not be made in a lab. A factory, yes.

The Department of Defense would also not start in China, that is a fact

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrOz/status/1498852259974819841

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AAecKNAAC_Ty.jpg

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/03/02/van-taylor-reelection/

U.S. Rep. Van Taylor, R-Plano, has decided to end his reelection campaign after he was forced into a primary runoff amid 11th-hour allegations of infidelity.
Taylor made the stunning announcement Wednesday, hours after he finished his five-way primary with 49% of the vote, just missing the cutoff for winning the primary outright. The runner-up was former Collin County Judge Keith Self, who is now likely to become the next congressman for the 3rd District.
"About a year ago, I made a horrible mistake that has caused deep hurt and pain among those I love most in this world," Taylor wrote in an email to supporters. "I had an affair, it was wrong, and it was the greatest failure of my life. I want to apologize for the pain I have caused with my indiscretion, most of all to my wife Anne and our three daughters."
The day before the primary, the conservative outlet Breitbart News posted a story that Taylor had had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman, Tania Joya, who he had paid $5,000 to keep quiet. The publication reported that she provided it a phone screen shot purporting to be communications with Taylor and a bank record showing that she deposited $5,000 into her account. The Texas Tribune has not been able to independently verify the report.
Taylor is married with three children.
Joya is known as a former jihadist who was once married to a commander for the Islamic State. Tabloids have referred to her as ISIS bride.
Efforts to reach Joya were not immediately successful Wednesday.
Taylor has until March 16 to remove his name from the runoff ballot, which he plans to do, according to a spokesperson. After he does that, Self is automatically the Republican nominee for the district. There is a Democratic nominee for the seat, Sandeep Srivastava, but he faces long odds after the district was redrawn last year to favor Republicans.
Taylor, a former state senator, was first elected in 2018 to represent the 3rd Congressional District in the Dallas suburbs. His four primary challengers on Tuesday criticized his vote last year for a commission to investigate the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Self got 27% behind Taylor in the primary Tuesday. He was followed by Suzanne Harp at 21%, and the two remaining challengers were in the low single digits.
In his email to supporters, Taylor said he spoke with Self about his decision to end his campaign, "and I wish him the best as he seeks to become the next congressman for this district."
Self, who served three terms as county judge starting in 2007, ran against Taylor as someone who "lost his way" and "went Washington." He criticized Taylor for voting to certify the 2020 election results and vowed support for a "full forensic audit" of the election in Texas.
All the challengers focused on Taylor's 2021 vote for a proposed bipartisan, independent commission to probe the events of Jan. 6, when supporters of former President Donald Trump stormed the Capitol. The commission never became law, but Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi later formed a select committee on Jan. 6 whose work is ongoing. Taylor voted against that committee, but his foes blurred the distinction as they attacked Taylor as insufficiently supportive of Trump.
Trump never endorsed in the primary, while Taylor boasted a list of endorsements led by U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz and ran TV ads aligning himself with Trump's "America First" messaging.
It was all a political twist of fate for Taylor, who faced a competitive general election battle last year and stumped as "Mr. Bipartisan." But redistricting turned his district into a Republican stronghold, providing more fertile ground for primary opposition.

Before going to Congress, Taylor served in the Texas Legislature, building a reputation as staunch conservative. He was a member of the state House from 2010-2015 and the Texas Senate from 2015-2019.

Conservatives love their family values so much. Values like... Cheating on their loving spouses

https://youtu.be/3pUv8xeEVZg

This could be a real behind the scenes look at Putin and be 100% real

What kills me is that the amount of time and effort they spend 'saving' millions, they're costing themselves hundreds of millions, if not billions.

The_Korey posted...

Either you find her physically attractive or you don't. Why are you asking CE about boneing older women?

So he can brag about it

gunplagirl posted...

Hair doesn't come out as easily as you're making it out to be

At least, hair on a living person doesn't tend to, I can't speak for cadavers

I'm mostly being facetious

Who tf is Hasan

gunplagirl posted...

You eat what you are given or you shall be punished.

What if you don't want to Floss your teeth with your dinner?

gunplagirl posted...

Good luck. Remember to feast before plunging in, it's basic etiquette.

What if she has a jungle?

Rathinor posted...

Isn't Sunhawk a virgin? He completely comes across as one

Surprisingly, losing your virginity doesn't make you suddenly act different.

Just because you're a weird, socially awkward person who tripped and whose dick fell in some strange doesn't mean you're not going to be a weird, socially awkward person after

Wear a rubber, when you go diving in her flubber

Which?

Heartomaton posted...

So I can just do both?

I mean, yeah, but which would you rather do, this moment?

Heartomaton posted...

If I was never able to fit food in my mouth, I wouldn't be able to eat. I kind of have to choose that one if I want to live. TC clearly didn't think this through at all. 0/10 poll.

Its not 'you can only do this or that'

Which?

CrimsonAngel posted...

Which one?

The only one

Lairen posted...

What about a naked woman?

Didn't want to derail the topic due to "equal rights means equal lefts too"

Naked people are unpredictable, so it's best not to fight them but

What if you were naked and vested with the crazy powers that come with fighting naked? Would you fight a similarly naked person?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/5/AAecKNAAC-hr.jpg

Impossible.

IndorilGawain posted...

Wasnt Biden there for a funeral

"iT dOeSn'T mAtTeR! BiDeN bAd! BiDeN nOt At WhItE hOuSe!"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAecKNAAC-b8.png

Bet she never once derided Trump for spending literal months of his Presidency in Mar-a-Lago

CW: Anti-semitism

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/1/AAecKNAAC-b1.jpg