Lurker > NeonOctopus

Prestoff posted...

Where the copy and pasta?

This is all Neon, baby!

QueenCarly posted...

you say posting on a social media platform

You're crazy if you think an anonymous message board counts as social media >_> This is just a place for people to talk about random topics with strangers. We don't know who each other are or care who we are; we just talk about ideas and shit.

Social media is way more narcissistic and self-centered. All your info and your face is out there, and it's all about stuff like what I am doing right now, or this is what I think about that, or check out this thing I'm eating, etc. You don't see that shit on CE except from outlier users.

<_<

Who is that supposed to be? >_>

Yikes

DrizztLink posted...

>___________>

Doom_Art posted...

She had a PERFECT body like god damn

This is like splashing paint all over the Mona Lisa.

Well my evening is ruined. I'm gonna pig out on ice cream and play Stellaris

Can you post comparison pics? >_>

Doom_Art posted...

Oh god fucking dammit she gained weight

lmao

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lol

Normally I hate taking public transportation cuz it's full of weirdos, but I'd be okay with that if it erupted in front of me lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/5/AAUsi-AADP9d.jpg

All I can envision from this is Trump wearing a black MAGA hat instead of a red MAGA hat >_>

Squall28 posted...

Goddamn it. I just tried googling his name on work computer, and typed Riley Reid by accident.

LMAO

dj1200 posted...

tf is a ghost nip

It's when the areola and nipple are the same color as the boob skin.

cjsdowg posted...

Wow that is dedication. My hat goes off to you, you know what you liked and you put work into.

Appreciate it, fellow gentleman!

Metroid Other M:

https://imgur.com/yvTWPHN

A game I personally never played (and never WANT to play >__>) but I've seen enough memeage to get the gist of it. I like this design besides the stupid mole on her chin (but I digress, this topic isn't about that, it's about boobs). It's very obvious they put all their chips into her boobs (and ass) in this design as they're one of the largest renditions of her breasts in the series

Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS:

https://imgur.com/QeiFZuy
https://imgur.com/VE60Tg0

Samus's next appearance is in Smash Bros Wii U/3DS. It's obviously based on the Other M design and they pulled no stops in her breasts in this version either >_> Cuz holy moly, they are there lol. This might even be larger than the Other M version!

Metroid 2: Samus Returns:

https://imgur.com/FPMzBAm

Even though it's a remake of Metroid 2, they opted to ditched the Ripley reference and place her in her usual Zero Suit. As you can see in this rendition of her, her breasts (and ass) are definitely large and defined.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate:

https://imgur.com/xVYDVF8
https://imgur.com/0N1z800

Probably one of the most controversal portrayals of Samus. She got one of the biggest downsizes to her breasts after Super Smash Bros Wii U. While not that small, they're definitely more in line with the Prime 2/3 versions than the Other M version. All the hoopla just shows that people are really passionate about boobs >_>

Metroid Dread:

https://imgur.com/uwC3qem

And here we are to present day! As you can see in the latest version of Samus, her boobs are pretty large, just like in Mercury Steam's previous Metroid game.

What size will Samus's boobs be in Metroid Prime 4 and other future games? Only time will tell!

And that's it! Thank you for joining me on this journey through the history of Samus's boobs. As you can see, Samus's boobs have taken a variety of shapes throughout the ages, though most iterations of her tits are definitely on the larger side more often than the smaller side. I believe they are a metaphor to the every changing tide of politics throughout society with the way they ebb and flow. I hope you have a pleasant evening and take care.

Credit to this page for helping me out with a lot of the Metroid factoids:
https://s3k94.deviantart.com/art/Samus-Aran-Through-The-Years-1986-2017-670144322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk3aKvJz2ts
(play this in background as you read >_>)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAUsi-AADP7U.jpg

Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I guess you've come to my humble abode to seek knowledge about the history of Samus's boobs throughout the years. Fear not, for your resident Titty Meister will impart his knowledge onto you. I'll take an objective look at Samus's ever changing boobs throughout her career in Nintendo both in Metroid and Smash Bros

Let's begin >_>

Metroid 1:

https://imgur.com/9mNGVXh

As we can see here, Samus is sporting both a leotard and a 2-piece bikini, depending on how fast you've completed Metroid 1. It is pretty difficult to judge the size of her breasts given the limitations of the NES but I believe they are large due to the fact that their width goes all way to part of her arms in that pose

Metroid 2:

https://imgur.com/XndS4fA
https://imgur.com/B7LE8Zv

Well the Gameboy certainly added more detail to Samus's sprite since they opted to use a larger sprite for the ending. But as you can clearly see, her breasts are pretty ample in this iteration >_>

Fun fact: it's speculated that this attire is a reference to that famous shot of Ripley in her underwear in the Alien franchise

https://imgur.com/qRVbn7e

Super Metroid:

https://imgur.com/twxNmG6
https://imgur.com/pf4rOv1

It's hard to see the dimensions in game because the death screen is so fast and the frontward facing Samus in the ending is just a mess of dark pixels on her torso. But if we remove the white-out effect like I did in the gif above, you can see that Samus does indeed have some ample tittage and even some jiggle physics! Super Metroid truly was a pioneer of its time, in more ways than one >_>

Fun fact: This design of Samus was apparently based on actress Kim Basinger
https://imgur.com/lRvzT0v

Super Smash Bros.:

https://imgur.com/xRASviu
https://imgur.com/VKKj5qy

Now I know what you're thinking: "Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, Samus never exposed her body in Smash 64! What are you talking about!?" Yes, that is technically correct. However you still get to see what the contours of her body look like >_> Whenever Pikachu shocks another player, they load in a 'skeleton' model for a few frames. Well Samus's is just a silhouette of her body. But you can clearly see in the pics that her boobs are pretty decent. At least a medium size, maybe more.

Metroid Fusion:

https://imgur.com/PrVJk0u

Samus's boobs are definitely not as big as the first 2 games but they still have a presence. I'm glad being fused with your power suit didn't hamper them >_>

Metroid Prime:

https://imgur.com/QKOvNSA

I just wanted to include this as a formality. Unfortunately, there is zero Samus boobage in this game, as the only part of Samus that ever gets exposed is her head. Thankfully future Retro Studios games will enlighten us on their vision of her chesticles. But fans at the time had to wait 2 more years until Prime 2 before they saw Samus's tits in glorious 3D for the first time

The pic is from some Japanese magazine I think lol

Metroid Zero Mission:

https://imgur.com/CoSyPHl
https://imgur.com/H1udMxB

Now this is the look most people are familar with when they think of Samus without her Varia Suit. In this first appearance of "Zero Suit Samus" you can tell they held nothing back for her boobs and ass >_> They definitely wanted to portray Samus as a woman with a very attractive body

Metroid Prime 2:

https://imgur.com/2VMvGHg

This is Samus's first appearance in the "Zero Suit" as a 3D model. As you can see, they aren't that big in this version. Despite the stories of Retro Studies being hardcore partiers and drinkers, they were surprisingly conservative when it came to modeling Samus's boobs.

Metroid Prime Hunters:

https://imgur.com/EoE7yuc

Honestly, it was really hard to find a decent pic of Samus's boobs in this game >_> This is the best I could do. But as you can see, they're pretty small. Maybe even the smallest iteration of her boobs in the whole series

Metroid Prime 3:

https://imgur.com/GIt18Pm

Samus once again shows her body-conforming suit for getting a high percentage of items found. Just like with Prime 2 and Hunters, Samus's boobs are on the smaller side here.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

https://imgur.com/piQq6Zl
https://imgur.com/acNlzIv

As you can see, her Brawl appearance is based on her Prime 3 design, but boy oh boy did they take some "liberties" with her tits >_> They're way bigger and more pronounced than in Prime 3 lol

Back in the middle ages, you're lucky if you saw 1 boob from your plain peasant wife. If she had terrible malnutritioned boobs from scruvy or whatever the fuck, you would die of old age at 28 thinking that all boobs looked like that and they were trash. Now we can see 10's of thousands of boobs in seconds and see just how many wonderful varieties there are. Big, small, saggy, perky, bouncy, big aerola, small aerola, ghost nips, inverted nips, boobs of all races, creeds, economic backgrounds, etc. The possibilities are truly endless and it hurts my heart to think that there were billions of lives that existed before us that never got the chance to enjoy this cornucopia of delight to heal our weary souls.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/6IbljehOLMTjq/giphy.gif

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/6/AAUsi-AADMaS.jpg

Turbam posted...

Nothin to hide on my discord server :V

lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/1/AAUsi-AADP4j.jpg

https://youtu.be/trv9N-CfQ7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5EfZ6vs570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oORVGq9rrUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxMRBKvVplM

It's nothing but trash

Free the titty

Huh, I guess she always had big boobs, at least since HGSS >_> idk how I forgot that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/4/AAUsi-AADP4c.jpg

What kind of construction vehicle is that?

You sure you're not thinking of Megas XLR there? >_>

C. I have to be or people get hurt >_>

What goes through his mind when he bangs AOC and slaps her titties around every single night?

Turbam posted...

I thought she was in college?

There's like 14 series and some of them have her in college. I'm only counting those >_>

Number090684 posted...

Velma doesn't have much of a personality besides being smart. People mainly like her because they think white nerd girls are hot and like to sexualize her and because other projected personality traits from memes. It's sad really. Posts #2 and #4 prove my point.

lol

Turbam posted...

I've wanted to fuck Velma for decades.

Same, in the series where she's in college >_>

Velma > Daphne

free the titty

I love their video games
I love their anime
I love their asian women
I love the quirks of their culture
I love their porn

That's why >_> I unironically wish I lived in Japan.

I'm not a weeb, I just enjoy weeb things

I agree with the social event bombardment and the music. 2's is okay, but 1's OST is amazing. I'm especially disappointed in 2's boss themes compared to 1's. Ao at least is a very fun character. I love her dialogue in some of the scenes lol

Otherwise I do like 2 more than 1 so far. My only nitpicks are the music and overall atmosphere being inferior to 1's. 1 was very relaxing to play, while 2 isn't *as* relaxing >_> The lack of fanservice compared to 1 also sucks and I think they just put in more yuri scenes to compensate for that lol

Alteres posted...

...with the flash I always thought she was naked

thanks for ruining that for me, damnit

You do see her clothes deteriorate, so it's implied the clothes would come off >_> Nintendo just doesnt think the world is ready for uncensored official Samus titties yet

Secret of Mana is not a good game. idk why people praise it so much

Tsuyoi3 posted...

Went to Atlanta to Momocon to meet a youtuber i like, Pan Pizza/Rebeltaxi.

Oh man, I love that guy.

Man, there is a *LOT* of yuri scenes between Ao and Shiho >____>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/0/AAUsi-AADP0U.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/1/AAUsi-AADP0V.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/2/AAUsi-AADP0W.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/3/AAUsi-AADP0X.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAUsi-AADP0Y.jpg

What a great game

Best girl

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/4/AAUsi-AADP0E.jpg

Here's how it looks normally in-game:
https://imgur.com/OIU7pvZ

Here's how it looks without the white-out effect >___>
https://imgur.com/4uKPp5Y

Sakamoto originally wanted to Samus to be naked when she game over'd, but Nintendo was like ".......naaaaaah", so I guess they let him jiggle some titties as compensation.

I hope I made your favorite game a little better for you now.

I'll say a prayer for you. I'm sorry this had to happen

But then Smarch wouldn't be the 13th month anymore

<_<

I can't believe Giovanni was hitting that >_> cuz she and Giovanni are Silver's parents

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/7/AAUsi-AADPyt.jpg

I'm a Japanese salaryman in a white man's body. I wish to live among my fellow kinsmen in glorous Nipponland. I enjoy watching anime, sharing a nice bowl of ramen after work with my coworkers at the local ramen stand, going to a relaxing summer firework festival in my yukata, and indulging in some quality JAV pornography. I train with my Katana every day. This superior weapon can cut clean through anything because it is folded over a thousand times with glorous Nippon steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

Have sex with her