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TopicIf lebron james can win it all this year would you put him above jordan?
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:18:12 AM
#10
Smallville posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Smallville posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, absolutely not without hesitation. I wonder if you were alive during the career of Jordan to even consider posting something like this.

yeah i watched a lot of jordan and this golden state team is stacked, they have like 4 or 5 all stars. Jordan was human after all just like everybody else.

How old are you boy

why you wanna know how old i am? how old are you boy?

It's entirely relevant to the topic at hand, how old you are and how much of Jordan's career you were old enough to remember to fairly determine a result like you are asking. Hopefully you aren't just going by statistics. Me? I'm about to turn 36, I was alive and old enough throughout the career of both players to make a fair assessment.

It's like I get into these debates with kids who claim that Sidney Crosby is on the same level as Gretzky, and they are like 22 years old. Gretzky pretty much retired when they were 5 years old, how can you base an argument around someone you never got to watch play?
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TopicComrades! Its time to drink!
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:14:10 AM
#9
ok.. i'll do it. I'M DOING IT!

Just woke up to go to work but fuck work, i'm getting drunk and going back to bed.
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TopicIf lebron james can win it all this year would you put him above jordan?
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:08:52 AM
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lol, absolutely not without hesitation. I wonder if you were alive during the career of Jordan to even consider posting something like this.
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TopicCE should have a weekly game that we all play and talk about.
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 9:45:36 AM
#2
Sounds like a book club.
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TopicLet's do the lyrics of The Time Warp one post at a time. Or try.
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 9:44:26 AM
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It's the eye of the tiger
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TopicSave That Marvel Character! (Round 4)
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 9:42:16 AM
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Cable
Moon Knight
Silver Surfer
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Topicbored, so ama
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:58:42 AM
#9
Cum Lord. I have you tagged as Cum Lord.
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TopicWho pooped
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:52:42 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I actually pooped my pants tonight. I blame it on the pain meds I got subscribed...I couldn't feel the diarrheal pains in my rectum. So when I finally went to the bathroom and pulled down my sweatpants, there were turd chunks slowly sliding down my legs. What a horrible night to not wear underwear. At least it wasn't runny so none of it got on the floor. I threw my sweat pants away and took a shower.


Please make a topic about this. It deserves its own singular attention.

He did. now support it.
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TopicSave That Marvel Character! (Round 4)
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:51:22 AM
#6
Gambit
Rogue
Wolverine
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TopicI just can't get enough of this gif.
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:42:05 AM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
Me let down I is

Same.

Not a great gif. You can do better TC. By that, I mean, DO BETTER TC.

You have 5 minutes to no longer disappoint us.
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Topicbored, so ama
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:41:00 AM
#4
Guess what I have you tagged as?
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TopicGetting Divorced
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:15:17 AM
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Counundrum posted...
Cool story, bro. Really nice copy-paste job

Source? Please link me to the person who posted the same exact experience I just had, please. I challenge you.
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TopicGetting Divorced
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:14:29 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And then you hit her in the mouth with a wooden cooking spoon??????

No, no I didn't.
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TopicGetting Divorced
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:12:13 AM
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She literally just texted me "but it's stuffed crust!"

PFFT.. stuffed with what, kiwi?
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TopicGetting Divorced
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 3:03:27 AM
#1
Had a rough day at work, my wife texts me earlier in the day and says "I think i'm going to order pizza for dinner, any objections?"

I thought that sounded like the perfect meal at the end of a shitty day, and agreed saying I thought that was an excellent idea. So I get off work a bit early, and that's when it happened. That's the moment I walked into that changed our entire relationship.

There were two pizzas on the counter, in the box. I got a plate out of the cabinet, gave the wife a kiss on the cheek and asked about her day. I popped the lid of the first box and froze.

"I thought we would try something new" she said.

To my absolute disgust, and dismay, I stared down at the abomination in front of me. The pizza had fucking pineapple on it. PINEAPPLE.

I threw my plate against the wall and screamed to the sky like a barbarian. I told my wife to pack her bags and call her mother. I fell to my knees, fists clenched, breathing heavy and controlling every urge in my body to not throw that vile box through the kitchen window.

"GET OUT!!" I screamed, as she just left in tears.

How do I go about finding a good divorce lawyer in the central Tennessee region?
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TopicPost scary images/stories/video/ audio/personal experiences ITT pls
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 2:53:13 AM
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I grew up in South Eastern Pennsylvania. I lived in a small, but historic town right next to amish country in Lancaster. The house I lived in was built in 1910 on the foundation of land that was purchased in the early 1820's. The original basement of the first home on that property remained, and the newer house was built on top of that. In the basement of our home was a mine entrance that has been confirmed as part of the original Underground Railroad, and provided a route that assisted in bringing slaves further North. It went nearly a half mile deep until it reached an apparent cave in, entirely blocked out with dirt and rock.

All of my life, I witnessed lights, heard voices, knocks, clanking of metal, splintering of wood, humming, and light singing within the cavern. I would sit there for hours and experience things nearly daily, would bring and terrify friends down there in what was seemingly harmless but shockingly common for noises coming from a cavern of dirt and rock.

My closest neighbor was nearly 2 miles away, there was one single road in front of our house, that extended across our driveway that was 400 yards in the opposite direction of the underground cavern and route. Noise pollution, outside sound, cars, other people, were entirely ruled out because there was virtually nothing but nature above the ground of the tunnel system.

It seemed to be nothing intelligent, at times it was patterns, precise enough to the point to when I heard two clanks, I anticipated the humming voice within a minute of those noises and predicted correctly more often than not. It was like a recording, replaying over and over in time, sometimes synchronized. Nothing ever spoke to me, seemed to reach out, or offer anything to expect it was nothing more than an imprint in time.

It never explained the lights, sometimes like a pop of a low watt lightbulb popping as soon as you turn it on, to at times a flash that grew and subsided over a few seconds. There were those that appeared very flashlight-like, a light growing across a wall and then retreating as if it were a miner's light. There was one way in and one way out of the tunnel, and I investigated frequently to find virtually nothing that could create a light source.

I'd chalk it up to hundreds of experiences in this home in the basement, my entire family has seen it and accepted it as common knowledge about the basement and left as an unexplained phenomenon that, well, we can't explain. My parents still live in the home, I left shortly after I turned 18.
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TopicDo you believe in...
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 2:38:32 AM
#2
Miracles?

Where ya from? You sexy thang.
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TopicProfessional Cuddling
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 2:21:30 AM
#7
CountessRolab posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm a professional cuddler. HMU if you want a nice, warm embrace.


u hot?

My mom says i'm handsome.
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TopicProfessional Cuddling
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 2:19:54 AM
#5
I'm a professional cuddler. HMU if you want a nice, warm embrace.
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TopicWatching 10 Cloverfield Lane (spoilerS)
MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 12:03:27 AM
#15
Likely my favorite psychological thriller of the last few years, it really was awesome.
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Topictbh it's amazing how well Blizzard outdid Valve with Overwatch
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:55:57 PM
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It's an incredible feat in itself that they made a game that 99% of the gaming community didnt have something to cry and bitch about. To appeal to this gen of "gamers" is a stunning achievement.
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TopicI'm sick of wearing glasses
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:46:20 PM
#5
See a different doctor, get the ones you used to have and don't wear them longer than 8 hours max per day. Go somewhere like Walmart where you can get what you need and they aren't going to give you a hard time about it.
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TopicOne of my tires has a slow leak.
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:44:15 PM
#2
90% of the time fix a flat resolves the problem for me permanently.
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TopicI'm sick of wearing glasses
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:42:32 PM
#3
Did you not take care of your lenses? Wear them improperly or use a cheap storing saline? Be a bit more specific about "unhealthy".
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TopicYou can only recommend 5 games in the Megami Tensei series.
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:40:18 PM
#12
This is easy.

None of the above.
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Topicwhat is more important for success in marriage life?
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 10:14:08 PM
#7
Separating and being able to leave each other the hell alone sometimes and embrace what you enjoy. So many friends of mine are married and either aren't "allowed" do to things or go places, or even game when they want to. Most of them aren't happy.

I've been married for 14 years, neither of us are clingy, we both let each other be our own person and do our own thing when we want to. It's not all the time, but she has never made me feel guilty about wanting to go out with friends or game for the night online, she will find something else to do and vice versa.

As a result, we are both happy, sex life is great, we rarely, and I mean RARELY fight, maybe once a year. I still love her and she loves me, and we are both very happy.
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TopicTag one random poster
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 4:10:42 AM
#9
@Complete_Idi0t
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TopicSave That Marvel Character! (Round 3)
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 3:26:32 AM
#6
Gambit
Rogue
Cable
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TopicLMAO just became rich overnight!
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 2:47:25 AM
#41
electricbugs2 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
lol Isn't that Brent Burns? The superstar NHL leading defender in points this season?

Yeah exactly lol. More tattoos than me (which is pretty hard to do) and way more successful.

Burns is a freakin animal, one of my favorite players in the league.
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TopicLMAO just became rich overnight!
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 2:43:01 AM
#39
lol Isn't that Brent Burns? The superstar NHL leading defender in points this season?
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TopicLMAO just became rich overnight!
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 2:41:08 AM
#37
Ha ha YEAH!! REPO in a MONTH! SLAMMIN!!
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TopicAnyone ever report illegal aliens ?
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 2:17:15 AM
#22
Man the kitchen at work would be literally doomed.
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TopicCoke>Pepsi
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 2:16:01 AM
#7
*grabs the shotgun*

Have you seen the back of my shed Doge?
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TopicPapa Johns gave me the wrong pizza.
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 1:53:31 AM
#10
TheDarkCircle posted...
What kinda pizza u get? What kind you order?

Considering it's Papa Johns, i'm assuming it's two different flavors of their specialty "ass" variety.
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TopicSo is Newports the most miserable user on this site?
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 1:51:30 AM
#8
PiOverlord is worse
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TopicPapa Johns gave me the wrong pizza.
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 1:48:39 AM
#8
Guardian-Sloth posted...
One time Pizza Hut ran out of dough... How the fuck does a manager allow an eatery whos primary dish is pizza run out of dough?

I went to a Taco Bell a few months ago and they literally ran out of crunchy shells. If all the places in the world to run out of tacos.. really?
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TopicWhat are you guys getting me for my golden birthday
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 1:02:48 AM
#2
A big bag of shut the fuck up
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TopicThis Female MMA Fighter is cleared to Fight but her BREASTS COULD EXPLODE!!
MabusIncarnate
04/08/17 12:59:49 AM
#3
Well which is it, explode or implode? You said both.
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Topic2 billion dollars or a RX78 Gundam(that only you can pilot)
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 11:18:04 PM
#9
Easiest money decision ever.
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TopicThe Xbox Kinect
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:48:36 PM
#1
Seconds as a ghost hunting device, as seen on Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures.

Checkmate Sony.
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Topicgod is visible
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:34:31 PM
#12
He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
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Topicgod is visible
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:31:05 PM
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Gojak_v3 posted...
KainWind posted...
completeboy posted...
look at sun

Don't actually do this.


Then how would you know it's actually there?

Jesus. That's how.
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TopicWhere does the newer Fantastic 4 movie fit in this list of bad superhero movies?
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:17:21 PM
#14
Worse than Suicide Squad, on par with Batman vs Superman.
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TopicHow do you cook your INSTANT NOODLES??
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:12:19 PM
#7
What savage microwaves their ramen?
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TopicGame you liked which dates you.
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 10:11:02 PM
#14
Defender
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TopicJust wanna say.
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 3:56:20 AM
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So if I were to tag you as one of those 3, which would you prefer? Because i'm tagging you as either Russian, Trump Supporter, or Racist.
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TopicXbox has the worst names ever for their consoles
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 3:50:51 AM
#8
I'm pulling for Gamesphere
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TopicSave That Marvel Character! (Round 2)
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 3:48:56 AM
#14
Galactus
Moon Knight
Thanos
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Topicwhos the redhead chick with giatn boobies
MabusIncarnate
04/07/17 3:35:44 AM
#4
Frolex posted...
christina hendricks?

Yeah her.

Watching her in this show Hap & Leonard right now. So big.
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