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TopicDo you still talk to your high school friends?
AvlButtslam
07/23/17 10:22:49 AM
#17
Not a single one. They were all fake ass dicks.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/22/17 5:03:07 PM
#338
Xelltrix posted...
CoolBeansAvl posted...
Xelltrix posted...
I don't think I've ever had a punctual date. Pathetic.

You've had a date?


Have I?

I don't fucking know you pathological liar
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TopicWhich location in video games is the biggest, IYO?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 7:17:05 PM
#2
The Cosmos - Katamari Damacy
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 7:08:36 PM
#304
It wasn't a great comparison.
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TopicStarfire Injustice 2 teaser
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 7:05:39 PM
#6
Looks cool
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 6:32:47 PM
#289
Parappa09 posted...
nah, but i'd like to be him. he's pretty much the ideal guy you would want to be

Jesus, you're sounding like Avi-levels of crazy
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 5:58:53 PM
#283
Parappa wants MT bad
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TopicHow gay are you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 5:27:57 PM
#29
You can appreciate someone is attractive without being sexual attracted to them.
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TopicRacist white women in NYC finally get exposed
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 3:47:16 PM
#16
My friend pointed this out. He said he's stopped moving out of the way and just collides with the other person lol
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TopicI work at Wal Mart ama
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 3:16:58 PM
#9
Is it the worst job you ever had?

Tbh I worked at one for my first job and it wasn't that bad.
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TopicWhat are some stuff that happened at your high school?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 3:14:21 PM
#66
A guy broke his neck during a wrestling match with another school. He died about a month later because of it.
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TopicMen can show their penis on TV, but women still have to wear a merkin... why so?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 2:54:15 PM
#31
There was a gross-looking dick in the first episode of season 5 of Orange is the New Black, that's on Netflix though so idk if you wanna count that
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 2:08:42 PM
#264
MegaTech posted...
AvlButtslam posted...
I'm sure she has some fine ass side guys tho

The one she left Rob for is one good looking mf.

Literally no pics

BatmanVonDoom posted...
She shouldn't with that face.

Looks like Fiona from Shrek

I've found Black men are much more forgiving with looks as long as they have a huge ass and tits
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 1:47:41 PM
#260
I'm sure she has some fine ass side guys tho
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 1:38:59 PM
#252
I'm really fucking mad at myself for knowing the answer to a Kardashian-related question that a coworker just asked me.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 10:52:27 AM
#247
I pictured you more as the respected loner type
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 10:00:30 AM
#245
Lol, I remember we talked about this. My school never really got into that fortunately.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 8:30:16 AM
#243
I'm not sure if he actually sees anyone else, I think he just didn't want to go all in while his life is a mess, which is another reason I'm glad we're not officially together.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/21/17 7:49:48 AM
#241
Xelltrix posted...
Sigh, gays.

It's on him, I told him I wanted to be in an actual relationship but he said he wasn't ready. I had stopped using 'em before then.

Now I'm kinda glad I have my freedom tho
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/20/17 11:48:48 PM
#234
Yeah but we're not like an official thing
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/20/17 11:40:10 PM
#232
MT lives bicuriously through me
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/20/17 3:57:47 PM
#202
Hey Zell what's your Tumblr username
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/20/17 3:55:54 PM
#200
What do you post on IG?
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/20/17 3:19:53 PM
#191
They say too much anal can rupture your pancreas.

Jk I'm sure it'll turn out fine
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:22:08 PM
#125
dragnmaninferno posted...
AvlButtslam posted...
Try Growlr or a4a, the bars on those are lower.

Bitch.

The same guys who message me on growlr do so on scruff and grindr I haven't been able to set up a meeting.

Post screenshots of your profile, we'll tell you what's working and what's not
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:50:31 PM
#102
Nah, hookup apps do though.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:44:41 PM
#99
Try Growlr or a4a, the bars on those are lower.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 2:39:43 PM
#97
You're probably thirstier tbh, I actually get some on the reg
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 12:03:39 PM
#84
Xelltrix posted...
I never watched Degrassi so I don't have that problem.


AvlButtslam posted...
My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again


How many people left at the same time? Geeze.

2 out of 4. The only other person here is a new guy who just started like a week ago so I was basically by myself.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:42:45 AM
#80
My coworkers are back from vacation so I have time to do nothing again
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TopicWhat the hell does Hulu have that Netflix doesn't?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:21:16 AM
#20
Broad City
South Park
Eric Andre Show
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TopicYou're a bigot if you wouldn't have sex with a gay friend
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:14:52 AM
#17
Rofl
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TopicFuck me, The Wolf Among Us Season 2 finally announced!!
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:12:24 AM
#3
Tag for later. 1st was great
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 11:11:02 AM
#79
See that's how I can thrive on that Grindr life, all dem headless torsos but who knows how their face looks
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:55:53 AM
#76
Xelltrix posted...
Geeze, you can't even see his face, Avi. lmao


I like Drake, though. Also, ew.

A sexy body can get you a free pass on an eh face imo
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:42:22 AM
#73
I actually don't find Drake anything special. Who's the buff dude behind him tho
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:35:16 AM
#71
So chill that if I were sitting across from you and you weren't moving, I would think you were dead
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:27:15 AM
#69
When I heard her talking to just you she sounded normal, so that's good.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 10:19:52 AM
#67
Was that directed to vegy or me lol
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:58:13 AM
#61
We've never gone all the way but yeah I don't think I'm gonna answer that
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:44:16 AM
#56
I take my roommationship very seriously.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
I just realised something.

How the fuck can I go on here at work with a title like that.

Lol
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:26:40 AM
#50
I actually had a dream last night that MT left me for another roommate. Lol
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:04:44 AM
#47
I think we started when she was eating the heart and then finished around the time of the second scene I mentioned

That was before I started watching GoT so when I did actually watch through it, I was like, wait I've had sex to this before
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 9:02:01 AM
#45
Remind me what second base entails again

Having sex during Game of Thrones is sublime though. I distinctly remember boning during an episode where Danaerys eats a horse heart, and when Drogo dies
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 7:51:44 AM
#33
Yes
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/19/17 7:47:09 AM
#31
Xelltrix posted...
This topic is probably going to get closed.

Oh wtf, PSN just charged me for PSN automatically after my coupon for two weeks ended.

I hate when memberships do that, that is so garbage. I didn't even have any money in my PSn account so they apparently just automatically withdrew some and added it. WTF kind of...

That's always like the first thing I check when I start any new subscription. Fortunately you can deactivate it right from the dashboard now.

I remember back in the early 360 days they made you call support to deactivate auto-renewal, and the person you talked to would do everything they could to stop you.
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/18/17 8:57:42 PM
#17
Smh
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TopicWhat's it like knowing a guy with a huge D wants to bang you?
AvlButtslam
07/18/17 8:38:20 PM
#15
Feels great tbh
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TopicSlime guys
AvlButtslam
07/18/17 10:09:40 AM
#488
MT I see you jacking it in the living room while I'm at work
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TopicSlime guys
AvlButtslam
07/17/17 6:04:52 PM
#462
MT seems like a picky eater tbh. When I made pasta last time he picked out like half the stuff.

I make some banging ass pasta too. I did some mushrooms, sundried tomatoes, broccoli, garlic, chicken and meatballs with an Alfredo sauce and topped with some feta cheese crumbles.
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