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Guys we should set aside some time to play Battlefield 1 this weekend

@_Near_ @MegaTech @dragnmaninferno
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I have everyone at least 35 lol. I haven't unlocked Marik yet tho
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Smh
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Are you still playing Duel Links? I'm still playing Duel Links.
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

Or a gigantic tease.

Has MT found the girl version of himself???

Rofl
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So, is she a virgin?
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Someone in the office is having some barbecue that smells amazing. It's making me so hungry. And there's still donuts sitting out next to me.
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Holy shit @CoolBeansAvi how can I make that decision in Life is Strange episode 4? I don't know what to do!

It was obvious that either way it doesn't matter, but that was still a tear jerker
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Someone brought donuts today. I ate 2 lol

MegaTech posted...

Buttslamboyz general. Avi, pull out the MS paint.

I will this weekend
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Backstreet Boys
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Oh, there's no space, that's why I couldn't find you before.
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So today the assistant manager comes around asking everyone's birthdays so we can start an office birthday thing. Lol
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Having it sound like a gay porn is accurate
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I think that name is pretty golfer
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It's that or Avi & Friends tbh
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Stick of Truth was great. I've been meaning to replay it.

I think I'm gonna get back on Battlefield 1 for a while before I resume Kingdom Hearts 2.whatever.
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Thanks, I'll make sure you get your fill
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Xoxo guys

Parappa already helped me confirm it shows my birthday but no one can post on my wall, haha.
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Parappa09 posted...

happy birthday avi!

why can't i post on your fb wall? >.>

Thanks. Ha, good! You could still see that it is my birthday though right?
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I've been wanting that game
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Here they fucking come to gentrify our topics
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Gross
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I'm stuck in this boring as training thing. Not even the hot dude giving it can keep me awake
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He's too skinny to me but he's got that nice perky booty
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Grey Worm has a nice lil butt

I have a literally 4 hour meeting/training (i.e. PowerPoint presentation) scheduled this afternoon with out client. Please kill me now
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Xell I still can't find you on PSN
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Rofl no, but he actually did say he wanted to lol
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Yeah he does art
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Ha, no. If I were to get a tattoo I'd have Justin design something for me.
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Freak in the sheets but meek in the streets
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I have no idea what that means
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Well from my biased point of view best would be MT. He's fit, fun and he's got money.

Worst would be a toss-up between Xell and dragn. Xell is kinda cute, idk how dragn looks but there's gotta be a reason why he does so poorly on the apps.

They're both inexperienced but Dragn is super desperate so he'd probably treat you right and do everything he could to keep you, whereas Xell is not at all so he still wouldn't appreciate you. He also seems like he'd be terrible at sex.
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I want the attention but not the Facebook posts
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Speaking of birthdays though, is there a way to stop people from posting on my Facebook, but I still want my birthday to be visible lol
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MegaTech posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

I was going to suggest you go for the swole dude but

Lmao wonder how that'd fly with his fiancee.
Xelltrix posted...

Go for Avi tbh.

That'd be one hell of a birthday gift

Ugh is there a gift receipt
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Cheetos and Mtn Dew are good, idk why it's exclusive to gamers
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I'm sure you have better options, don't let the thirst overtake you
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MegaTech posted...

AvlButtslam posted...

It was Dev's opening line to everyone on Tinder in Master of None, come on.

Oh yea, I forgot lol. Lot of the girls profiles actually say shit like, "no I don't want anything from whole foods"

Really? Rofl
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It was Dev's opening line to everyone on Tinder in Master of None, come on.
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Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
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This episode of Master of None when he goes on a bunch of Tinder dates is too real
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The one character Prompto is Parappa's type, pixel for pixel
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Xell is definitely into that
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Idk I thought you'd be into a twink getting railed by a big dude
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I remember the bubbling pics got modded
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IIRC Sarah Michelle Gellar has already said she'd never reprise her role as Buffy because she's too old for it now. She was like 20 when the show first aired and it's 20 years later now. ._.
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I finished Final Fantasy XV. It wasn't bad. I still couldn't tell you what the story was about though.

@dragnmaninferno did you finish Life is Strange yet
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FF_Redux posted...

Sure please, I love free food. I know some nice restaurants, let's go!

Yes let's do it straight friends!
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YES!!!!

@MegaTech
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