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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:21:57 PM
#49
Junpeiclover posted...
this is cringe worthy, please stop guys, nobody cares


i agree. i just get annoyed when people act like everyone is exactly the same as them and just literally can't concede that people are different.

talk about self importance.
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TopicNASA to make announcement about first mission to "touch" the Sun.
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:20:38 PM
#30
i think we should build a wall around the sun so people like me don't get sun burned

i didn't invite the sun to my property
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Topicmy brother is trying get his 14 y/o son to run his "online business"
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:18:58 PM
#5
apparently it's a "flag selling" business
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:13:46 PM
#47
Muffinz0rz posted...
I never said he didn't offer after 2-3 days. I said I bet he offers less than he would after a recent shower. You're cherry-picking.


you're cherry picking and making things up to act like everyone does the same thing you do.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Well see now you're flip-flopping. "Don't have an issue" does not at all sound enthusiastic.


it's not flip flopping. you're again trying to assign behaviors to people that aren't the same as you. i don't have an issue doing it. just because you don't like my phrasing doesn't mean i don't do it enthusiastically.

showering "regularly" is subjective. unless you work in a job where you get sweaty and dirty or go to the gym regularly you don't need to shower every day. if i'm not going to the gym, i'm not showering because it's not good for your hair or skin to shower every day or more than once a day like some people do.

showering 3-4x a week is totally "regular," normal and healthy.
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Topicmy brother is trying get his 14 y/o son to run his "online business"
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:10:53 PM
#4
who even fucking knows dude

i wish he'd just leave his two kids alone so they have some type of normal upbringing
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Topicmy brother is trying get his 14 y/o son to run his "online business"
Jen0125
05/30/17 5:07:57 PM
#1
while he's in jail for his 4th dui.


...........................

how is a 14 year old supposed to do that? jesus.
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TopicReal Egyptian Frog Goddess Heket Statue cost 1100$ on Amazon
Jen0125
05/30/17 4:57:18 PM
#2
it's a frog statue?
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 4:32:22 PM
#44
Muffinz0rz posted...
Yes he does.


Jen0125 posted...
he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care.


please stop embarrassing yourself.

Muffinz0rz posted...
I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers.


he tries to do it after i haven't showered in like 2-3 days. please stop. lol not everyone has dirty privates like you and your girlfriend apparently do.

Muffinz0rz posted...
You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction.


i am entirely enthusiastic when i'm doing it. if he doesn't smell bad what is the issue?

i like how you didn't quote any of the things i put that directly dispute your stupid assertion that everyone is the same.

this is a stupid argument.
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 4:12:14 PM
#41
Muffinz0rz posted...
PSA: He does.


no he doesn't.

please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious.

he has literally offered to go down on me after we just got done having sex and he finished all up in there. he does not care.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Of course he'll gladly go down on you anytime at your request. But he would prefer everything to be clean, I guarantee you that.


i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently.

Muffinz0rz posted...
And no, this is not sexist/a double standard. I would not want my girlfriend to suck my donger if I hadn't cleaned myself beforehand.


that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days.

if your girlfriend's vag gets "nasty" after only a couple of days she may want to see a doctor.
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:36:28 PM
#37
idk my boyfriend goes down on me when i haven't even showered in like 2 days

he doesn't give a fuck
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Topichow is donald trump getting a pass for being an imbecile?
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:31:27 PM
#42
Zeus posted...
manufactroversy


is this the new "fake news" buzzword
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Topici have a bachelorette party this weekend and it's making me really anxious
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:22:50 PM
#9
InfestedAdam posted...
Is the bachelorette or bachelor a friend of your boyfriend? You just know them by association? I'd consider it an honor of sort if included in said celebration. That being said, I can also understand the feeling if you don't really know them and is now obligated to spend time and money with them.


they're both originally his friends but now they are "mutual" friends. the bride has told me before while we were drinking that she considers me a friend now and if my boyfriend and i broke up she would still want me to come hang out with them.

i don't mind spending the money it's just that i've never hung out with them yet without my boyfriend around and i do get social anxiety from group situations.
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Topici have a bachelorette party this weekend and it's making me really anxious
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:21:29 PM
#7
ReggieTheReckless posted...
What kind of party? Drunk chicks with dongs waving in their faces, or something like one of those wine and painting places?


the first half is dinner/margs at the bride's mom's house with painting i guess

then they're going bar hopping

J_Dawg983 posted...
Get drunk? If you're still trying not to drink then you're boned.


that's the thing is idk how much i want to do at all yet. it really depends on what my boyfriend is doing at the bachelor party that day. the planned bachelor party is partying on a boat in the morning and then napping and going out all night.. but my boyfriend thinks 90% of them will blow their whole wad in the morning and be unable to go out later.



Zangulus posted...
What all anxious middle aged white women do. Xanax and champagne.

You'll fit right in.


but we're not middle aged >_>
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Topici have a bachelorette party this weekend and it's making me really anxious
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:17:54 PM
#1
i've never hung out with these people without my boyfriend around but the chick invited me to her bachelorette party while my boyfriend goes to the bachelor party.

i am having hecka anxiety about it. what do
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 3:14:14 PM
#32
Muffinz0rz posted...

Just a guess. You guys said you were drunk. Obviously that doesn't definitively prove you were at a bar. Just a guess.

Either way, he could have pooped anytime after that shower for all you know.


yeah he could have

i was drunk i don't care
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 2:13:37 PM
#27
Muffinz0rz posted...
So for all you know, on his way back from the bar,


where are you getting that he was out at a bar?
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TopicWhat's on the menu? Food discussion topic
Jen0125
05/30/17 2:02:38 PM
#11
i made some shrimp taquitos this week for lunch that i'm pretty jazzed for
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Topicduring child hood, i saw my dad beat my mom; growing up, now i know why
Jen0125
05/30/17 1:46:28 PM
#16
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What is the matter with you?


i'm assuming lead poisoning as a child
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 1:45:45 PM
#25
Muffinz0rz posted...

Okay but did he poop at any time after the shower but before said ass-licking?

A lot can happen in a few hours.


i don't know. i was drunk. i didn't care.

i'd never do it sober.
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TopicWhat is the minimum amount of money you'd take to star in a porno?
Jen0125
05/30/17 11:47:50 AM
#18
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Well how long is the shoot and what do you expect me to be doing?

10 mins, possibly homosexual stuff if Jen is too pricy.


Lmao
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 11:43:05 AM
#20
No I didn't laugh. I just did it. He hadn't taken a shower directly before but a few hours previously.
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TopicWho here eats ass??
Jen0125
05/30/17 10:54:08 AM
#17
ss4parrothair posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i have licked my boyfriend's b-hole more than once :(

Why


Because we were drunk and he asked me to.
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TopicThis 24 y/o Florida Girl is MOCKED for being a LIFEGUARD because she's FAT!!!
Jen0125
05/30/17 12:38:08 AM
#14
I wouldn't trust a fat lifeguard.
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TopicITT: we don't talk about going outside, traveling for Memorial Day or eating BBQ
Jen0125
05/30/17 12:15:14 AM
#71
I just took some melatonin. Goodbye cruel world! Hello crazy dream land.
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Topicwhy does countessrolab feel the need to keep shoving all his opinions down our
Jen0125
05/30/17 12:12:11 AM
#9
Because you literally can't just ignore him or close your browser. Real forceful.
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TopicThis 29 y/o FAT Man had Loaded GUNS at Comic-Con to Kill the GREEN POWER RANGER
Jen0125
05/30/17 12:07:40 AM
#39
Mead posted...
Sees a post where someone is called an idiot

Immediately assumes it is about him


Did you just assume my gender?
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TopicHands down without a doubt the dumbest moderation I ever received - short rant
Jen0125
05/30/17 12:06:01 AM
#54
Cacciato posted...
This just got sad.


It really did. Idk why people make these topics and lie about what their moderation was for to make it look unfair. No one cares you got modded. No one.
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TopicHands down without a doubt the dumbest moderation I ever received - short rant
Jen0125
05/29/17 6:51:17 PM
#37
Damn. I hate when people lie about the moderation.
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TopicWhich wonderwoman is hotter?
Jen0125
05/29/17 3:36:20 PM
#34
Zeus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
hoggys2much99 posted...
freaking ugly hag Gadot is winning this poll. Gadot is one grotesque woman


Jesus.

$10 says this guy is an ugly neckbeard

2/10 elbows too pointy


While I think that Gadot looks incredible -- she became a celeb crush after I saw her in a Fast & Furious -- I'm not sure why people tend to respond to criticisms of looks by suggesting that the critic is themselves ugly, nor why anybody would think that would be relevant if they were.

A critic's looks have little bearing on their criticism although, in many cases, ugly people tend to lower standards because they've gotten used to taking what they can get.


You're prolly ugly too if that helps you out
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TopicWhich wonderwoman is hotter?
Jen0125
05/29/17 3:31:59 PM
#31
hoggys2much99 posted...
freaking ugly hag Gadot is winning this poll. Gadot is one grotesque woman


Jesus.

$10 says this guy is an ugly neckbeard

2/10 elbows too pointy
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TopicWhat is the most troll side dish/drink I can bring to my friends cook out
Jen0125
05/29/17 3:03:47 PM
#15
Watergate salad
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TopicDo you think a male customer telling a worker (woman) thanks pretty lady is bad?
Jen0125
05/29/17 3:00:50 PM
#3
Maybe she doesn't want the compliment?
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TopicITT: we don't talk about going outside, traveling for Memorial Day or eating BBQ
Jen0125
05/29/17 2:57:21 PM
#62
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What are you making?


Breakfast is gonna be oatmeal, Chia seeds, Greek yogurt, almond milk and strawberries.

Lunch is gonna be some baked shrimp taquitos, rice and corn.

Dinner is BBQ grilled chicken and steamed broccoli.
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TopicWhen did you lose your virginity, how was it and how old are you now?
Jen0125
05/29/17 12:46:08 PM
#50
green dragon posted...
Jen0125 posted...
14. It was k. I'll be 28 next month.

Damn, that seems so young to me.


But Im a fucking loser, so what do I know?


It can seem pretty young I guess. I'm not the youngest in this topic though.
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TopicHands down without a doubt the dumbest moderation I ever received - short rant
Jen0125
05/29/17 11:20:00 AM
#4
Lmao wow
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TopicThis 29 y/o FAT Man had Loaded GUNS at Comic-Con to Kill the GREEN POWER RANGER
Jen0125
05/29/17 11:16:28 AM
#29
What the heck
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TopicHey everyone look at this Zelda shirt I bought
Jen0125
05/29/17 10:46:02 AM
#9
keyblader1985 posted...

Unrelated, but I also like this Digimon jacket.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzUwWDc1MA==/z/b7QAAOSwBnVW-zd1/$_1.jpg


Lmao
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TopicConservative MAN buys a Ticket to a WOMEN'S ONLY event for Wonder Woman!!!
Jen0125
05/29/17 10:40:39 AM
#13
EvilMegas posted...
lol please stop, you're killing me.

He's a real MLK.

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TopicWhen did you lose your virginity, how was it and how old are you now?
Jen0125
05/29/17 10:30:51 AM
#48
14. It was k. I'll be 28 next month.
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TopicThis 29 y/o FAT Man had Loaded GUNS at Comic-Con to Kill the GREEN POWER RANGER
Jen0125
05/29/17 10:13:37 AM
#24
Mead posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Mead posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Mead posted...
I hate this idiot. It took us like 40 minutes to get inside the con on saturday because of his crazy ass.

Guy has a wiki link for his name. And is referencing MarryPoppins in 2017


Got em
What? I contribute to the topic and you claim you hate me and call me an idiot.


lolwhat

. . .why would you think I was talking about you? You really are an oddball fella


Idk if this dude is drunk or what but he's acting like a weirdo in my topic too lol
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TopicGoing lazy river tubing today
Jen0125
05/29/17 10:12:55 AM
#51
Idk if you misread but this topic was from yesterday. I already went tubing.
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TopicITT: we don't talk about going outside, traveling for Memorial Day or eating BBQ
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:49:21 AM
#37
Yeah that shit takes too long to make just buy some
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TopicGoing lazy river tubing today
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:48:59 AM
#49
Autocorrect you hath forsaken me
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TopicGoing lazy river tubing today
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:46:28 AM
#47
Yeah dying is totally dunb
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TopicITT: we don't talk about going outside, traveling for Memorial Day or eating BBQ
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:44:24 AM
#35
I think we got home at like 7? But I woke up at 1am to slam some powerade and try to find my glasses lol
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TopicMan Ernie has picked up his panty chewing habit again
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:43:34 AM
#28
Guy probably has never seen a vag in real life before
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TopicGoing lazy river tubing today
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:43:09 AM
#45
Got too close to the sun

Plus our group had another form of refreshment so I was also chilling sooo hard. Didn't mix the two too much though because I wasn't trying to die on the river.
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TopicITT: we don't talk about going outside, traveling for Memorial Day or eating BBQ
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:42:04 AM
#33
I'm meal prepping today with a sunburn and a hangover
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TopicMan Ernie has picked up his panty chewing habit again
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:37:10 AM
#26
Why are you assuming my crotch smells bad? You realize vaginas have a natural odor and natural discharge daily right? They're self cleaning.
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TopicGoing lazy river tubing today
Jen0125
05/29/17 9:35:52 AM
#43
Got too drunk and forgot to regularly apply sunscreen. Now I'm mildly burnt. Also drunkenly ate an In and Out burger and my boyfriend said we both looked like a mess and the cashier gave us a strange look.

Also started crying on the way home because I missed Ernie Hahaha
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