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| Topic | Now I'm not some anti gay bigot but... |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 5:31:48 PM #2 | Caring about the political views of the people you buy chicken sammies from. Literally. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Girls and "vibes" |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 4:10:50 PM #5 | "Anything else you want to know, just ask" https://imgur.com/a/otJJV --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Girls and "vibes" |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 3:54:44 PM #1 | https://imgur.com/a/AYkXJ --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you have a sevenbillionsome with the entire earth's population? |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 9:07:41 AM #4 | I have a hard enough time getting 1 person to pray to the monolith. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Unregistered HyperCam 2 |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:52:40 AM #4 | *Spends 4 minutes stretching Mario's face* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | What race is this girl CE? |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:37:12 AM #6 | >Implying girls still exist and aren't all just high level traps >2017 >ISHYGDDT --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It's D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 8:05:18 AM #12 | It's not anyone's fault spell check sukcs --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Question for anyone with a beer belly |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 7:58:09 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Do people really think the new 'It' is going to be good? Unironically? |
| deupd_u 08/04/17 7:46:25 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/FnCdOQsX5kc?t=2m15s Seriously? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Hillary Clinton murdered Chester Bennington of Lincoln Park. |
| deupd_u 08/03/17 3:52:26 PM #9 | She did literally have several other people actually killed. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You guys got a lot of balls telling people which city and state you live in |
| deupd_u 08/03/17 1:34:19 PM #3 | Melonfarms posted... Minnesota and Atlanta are huge. I'd say those are pretty low risk. Even if they weren't, God forbid someone know that some rando on the internet lives somewhere. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Unregistered HyperCam 2 |
| deupd_u 08/03/17 11:57:53 AM #1 | "Uh...H-hey guys...we're doing let's play speedrun of of everybody's favorite game, Super Mario 64...on n-nintendo 64. Like Mario says, 'here-a we go!'...heh...eheh..." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How would you like to die |
| deupd_u 08/01/17 8:48:02 PM #2 | |
| Topic | ITT I ask 40 girls if they want to fuck on Tinder |
| deupd_u 08/01/17 8:42:40 PM #15 | Holy shit, they ALL said yes!  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do you love women? |
| deupd_u 08/01/17 4:07:44 PM #4 | If you don't know why, I'm not going to tell you! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Thinker: All I Want for Christmas Is You is the last good Christmas song written |
| deupd_u 08/01/17 1:27:27 PM #2 | Christmas in Hollywood by Hollywood Undead came out in 2005 --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Master of Puppets=The same 5 riffs over 8.5 minutes... |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 8:38:27 PM #23 | Not caring about Metallica, people say that about every fucking song ever. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | BILL GATES in a restaurant. |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 6:15:29 PM #7 | Philoktetes posted... anyone can edit wikipedia  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | BILL GATES in a restaurant. |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 6:03:46 PM #4 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates His father was a prominent lawyer Lies --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do tickets to events always have to have 'service fees?' |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 5:43:20 PM #8 | Oh, no. I just googled their opening act, and it's some hardcore, Cookie Monster death metal band. I might want to go for those balcony seats, idk if I want to deal with that. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It's such a shame John Wayne was so racist |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 5:37:08 PM #12 | He wasn't a politician, it doesn't matter. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do tickets to events always have to have 'service fees?' |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 4:55:29 PM #6 | And why the hell would balcony seats be more expensive? There's standing tickets for $24, or $30 for balcony seats. I could sit, and be guaranteed to be at the back of the room, or stand and get up as close to the front as I could weave through the crowd. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do tickets to events always have to have 'service fees?' |
| deupd_u 07/31/17 4:43:28 PM #1 | If it were in the price of the ticket, I wouldn't mind as much, because I wouldn't even know how much it is. I'm trying to buy a $24 ticket with a $7.25 service fee. Just tell me the ticket is $31.25, and I'll be happy. I just don't like surprises. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | How should I decorate my mortarboard when I graduate? |
| deupd_u 07/30/17 7:11:44 PM #1 | I want to be an edge-lord --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you quickly dump your gf/wife if she brought up a subject about open sex? |
| deupd_u 07/30/17 6:25:37 PM #50 | FrisbeeDude posted... "Bringing up the idea of sleeping with other people means she's already doing/will do it even if you disapprove" I girl I was seeing last year who went out of town, home to see her parents. This is a text conversation we had: Her (out of the blue): "My ex just asked me to lunch lol" Me: "You should go. You should fuck him, too." Her: "Yeah? You want me to?" Me: "I mean, you can do whatever you want. This is America." Her: "I mean, I probably wouldn't go if it made you uncomfortable" Me: "Good to know you 'probably' wouldn't" Her: "Oh, my God. I don't even want to do it" Me: "The fact you told me about it says a lot." Then she got mad at me, and we didn't talk for a week. It never came up again. She was feeling me out to see if I would say it's okay. I'm convinced she did it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | ATTN: People who have yet to purchase current gen consoles. |
| deupd_u 07/30/17 10:02:33 AM #11 | Vaati_Reborn posted... I'm just to poor to afford one. I want a PS4 to play WILD, Last Guardian, Monster Hunter World and a bunch of other games. I could technically get it but I'd have no money for games so I'm not going to bother. Same. It kills me there are 2 Dead Risings that I haven't played, but I don't want to spend hundreds on them --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why is yours so small? |
| deupd_u 07/29/17 8:06:52 PM #7 | Because you've got it set to M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Toll roads |
| deupd_u 07/29/17 7:41:08 PM #1 | Because fuck you, 46% of the federal budget goes to welfare. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I never noticed how much Jordan Peterson really does sound like Kermit the Frog |
| deupd_u 07/29/17 8:45:24 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Anyone ever play Contrast? |
| deupd_u 07/28/17 7:13:15 PM #1 | https://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox360/716879-contrast It's $2.49 on Xbox, and I'm considering it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | "Vietnam was a senseless war" |
| deupd_u 07/28/17 5:02:03 PM #5 | NibeIungsnarf posted... deupd_u posted...*Criticizes people for dodging the draft* People who don't like Trump. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | "Vietnam was a senseless war" |
| deupd_u 07/28/17 4:54:54 PM #1 | *Criticizes people for dodging the draft* --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Post the worst disease you can think of |
| deupd_u 07/27/17 8:15:11 PM #7 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | CE likes Bardock right? |
| deupd_u 07/27/17 5:13:58 PM #3 | My first ever action figure as a kid was of Bardock https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51nISn2O2KL.jpg No one in America knew who he was yet. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Drunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister. |
| deupd_u 07/27/17 1:35:06 PM #118 | dave_is_slick posted... That's cute. "Gosh, someone who thinks differently than what I've been brainwashed to believe. What a troll." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Drunk woman livestreams car crash that killed her sister. |
| deupd_u 07/27/17 1:30:11 PM #115 | Drinking and driving is just a traffic violation no worse than speeding. The reason you all think people who do it deserve the death penalty is because you've been brainwashed by the government. It's all a scam for money. They WANT you to think it's the worst thing anybody could ever do, so no one dare stand to defend the everyday person who gets caught, and the government can fuck them for thousands of dollars with no repercussions. In this particular instance, there was a very bad outcome, but it was still just an unfortunant accident. That's the reason you shouldn't do it, not fear of draconian government extortion. It should be a ticket, not a fucking crime. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Am I an asshole? |
| deupd_u 07/26/17 8:18:16 PM #3 | Everything is pointless and we're all going to die. It doesn't matter. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | what is the worst common female name |
| deupd_u 07/26/17 7:36:08 AM #17 | |
| Topic | cute girls from russia |
| deupd_u 07/25/17 1:35:07 PM #2 | Human female Earthlings --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I voted for Donald Trump. |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 7:50:21 PM #26 | metralo posted... deupd_u posted...metralo posted...literally no one wants to take guns away stop buying into the propaganda that conservative outlets spread to you You're cool. I wanna be just like you --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I voted for Donald Trump. |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 7:34:24 PM #21 | metralo posted... literally no one wants to take guns away stop buying into the propaganda that conservative outlets spread to you Literally did it before. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Assault_Weapons_Ban --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Have women hit on you before? |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 7:32:49 PM #13 | I've had multiple girls approach me at bars like, "You're cute! Take my number!" And I'm like, "...k." Then I try to text them and get an automated reply, "This number is a landline, and cannot receive text messages." --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I got the job! |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 7:13:40 PM #11 | Hell yeah, $28,000 a year! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | You are now sad. |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 7:07:47 PM #5 | Because everyone I've ever met hates me, and I don't know why I should get up in the morning. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Would you vote for "The ROCK Dwayne Johnson" for the next president? |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 4:40:15 PM #5 | He's probably a Hollywood liberal, so no. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Who do you think would make da best/worst girlfriend on CE? |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 4:19:25 PM #87 | X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... deupd_u posted... --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | I bet YOUR dumb college library doesn't have 16 copies of Speed |
| deupd_u 07/24/17 4:06:51 PM #1 | |
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