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TopicDrunk Florida Man crashes into Sheriff's new anti-drunk driving vehicle
I is smart
05/23/17 3:20:50 PM
#5
jAGmV5s
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TopicNeo-Nazi converts to Islam, murders his old Nazi pals.
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05/23/17 3:09:28 PM
#60
Antifar posted...
KingTumbleweed posted...
Wait so he stopped a terror plot in the process? This story is getting more unhinged.

I know, right?


M. Night Shyamalan couldn't come up with this shit!
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TopicNeo-Nazi converts to Islam, murders his old Nazi pals.
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05/22/17 7:25:58 PM
#38
ThyCorndog posted...
what a tweest


Dammit I wanted to say that...
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Topic12-year old girl is allowed to fight in MMA vs adult woman. Pre-teen wins..
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05/22/17 12:55:46 AM
#11
Kevin Iole sounds like a whiny bitch. Anyway that a 12 year old managed to win is... I don't know if that's embarrassing or scary. Definitely don't have to worry about HER dad coming after you if you break her heart. She'll break you herself.
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TopicCar rams into crowd in New York City's Times Square
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05/20/17 1:48:49 AM
#80
If it were a giant truck like they use to haul gravel or maybe a semi plowing through traffic, then yeah maybe it could be terrorism. But a plain old car? Unless the car blew up afterwards (more than a vehicle without any extra explosives would be capable of anyway) that's gonna be a dumbass/drunk/etc every time.
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TopicTennessee law bans Antifa, BLM, and similar terrorist organizations from campus.
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05/19/17 1:54:41 PM
#58
CrimsonRage posted...
ITT people against censorship are suddenly for censorship


ITP: Making it illegal to use intimidation tactics to silence opponents is censorship.
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TopicThe Media is destroying Donald Trump
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05/19/17 2:58:08 AM
#16
Tmaster148 posted...
I is smart posted...
Wasn't it the media's nonstop coverage of Trump's antics that got him elected in the first place? I mean, every time he did anything the media would blow up, and he just gained more momentum. Is there any reason to believe the media is actually destroying him now?


It's more like the media focused too much on stupid stuff Trump was doing making people numb to Trump. Add on the convient announcement of reopening the Clinton emails a week before the election and many people were swayed to Trump thinking he couldn't be as bad as Clinton.


This shit was happening even in the primaries. Everyone hated him, even the Republican representatives were ragging on Trump, and he just gained ground with every circlejerk that was broadcast.
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TopicThe Media is destroying Donald Trump
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05/19/17 1:01:47 AM
#9
Wasn't it the media's nonstop coverage of Trump's antics that got him elected in the first place? I mean, every time he did anything the media would blow up, and he just gained more momentum. Is there any reason to believe the media is actually destroying him now?
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TopicPlaying Resident Evil 4 for the first time.
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05/15/17 5:15:38 PM
#238
Did you happen to notice the villager that was wearing Leon's jacket?
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Topicwho was that guy trying to make videogames illegal?
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05/15/17 3:49:45 PM
#35
COVxy posted...
chill02 posted...
COVxy posted...
given that the evidence suggests that it does indeed cause an increase in aggressive behavior



false


Unequivocally not. Probably the most stable result in social psychology ever. You can look up the academic literature for yourself.


Translation: I have absolutely nothing but I'm going to be arrogant and condescending anyway.
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TopicWe name our most hated levels in gaming history.
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05/11/17 3:29:06 PM
#125
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
I loathe whenever I play through the first God of War and reach these two particular cylindrical columns of hell.


That's cake compared to the second phase of the final boss...
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Topicelder woman gets thrown in the pool after requesting kids to quiet down
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05/08/17 1:04:33 AM
#163
cjsdowg posted...
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
cjsdowg posted...
MARKINGRAM22 posted...

You shouldn't talk about things you don't know about. Again, no one knows if this is private property. Also, Florida doesn't allow you to do "whatever you want" to someone just for stepping on your property. You can't gun someone down cause their dog stepped on your grass. Stop being hyperbolic and pretending your strawman laws exist


All over the South people have literally been shot dead for being in someone's lawn or even being close to someone's lawn.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/05/das_office_declines_to_prosecu.html

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2013/05/stand_your_ground_jeffco_woman.html

I am not being hyperbolic these things do happen.


had been arrested in connection with burglaries


took me five fucking seconds in the first article. You are such a dishonest ass. This was theif who broke into someones home. Not a fucking old lady being assaulted for asking people to turn their music down. AND AGAIN no evidence it is even private property.



I am still here and I did read that , he wasn't doing any burgling at the time.
Also you didn't address my other post.


Good lord you are such an unapologetic apologist... what the flying fuck else would he possibly be doing inside a fenced in area of someone else's property if not trying to rob the place? Especially seeing as he was later arrested in connection with multiple burglaries elsewhere.
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Topicelder woman gets thrown in the pool after requesting kids to quiet down
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05/07/17 2:53:27 PM
#42
itachi15243 posted...
If theirs at the party are charged, it's pretty much pure racism.

If any of them walked into her house to tell her to turn some music down they'd probably be dead right now​


They tried to drown an old woman, the fuck would you expect?
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TopicTriggered professor calls for backup over student reading bible before class.
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05/01/17 8:07:52 PM
#13
According to her biography, Professor Martel is a noted scholar who is working on an essay titled, “The Gender Amazon: Indigenous Female Masculinity in Early Modern European Representations of Contact.” She also teaches classes on Global Queer History and Feminist Theory.


Holy shit my sides XD
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TopicIsn't Donkey Kong Country Returns supposed to be super hard?
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04/30/17 9:35:11 PM
#7
Wii version was mostly harder due to waggle controls for rolling
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TopicThis isn't the Bill Nye I grew up with
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04/26/17 4:32:12 PM
#53
MakoReizei posted...
This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies!

This world of ours, is full of choice

But must I choose between only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice. Not vocal chords, a metaphorical voice.

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina, please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does that.

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh much more than either or or or!

Power bottom, or a top off. Versatile love may have some butt stuff!

It’s evolution ain’t nothin’ new, there’s nothin’ taboo about a sex stew

Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu (French treasure)

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or!

If they’re alive I’ll date’em, Channing or Jenna Tatum

I’m down for anything, don’t box in my box!

Give someone new a handy, then give yourself props (Enter nerd guy who looks disapproving)

Oh you’re such a smartie. Did you learn gay in college?

Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge.

Sexuality’s a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it.

Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right…

You’re tall, pansexual, flirty wood sprite!

Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight? With a sad clown Skypin’ via sattelite?

Damn skippy homeslice sing it with me all night

(Nerd takes off pants and starts grinding)

Sex how you want it it’s your g**damn right!

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh oh oh! Much more than either or or or

Get off your soapbox! Get off your soapbox! My sex junk’s better than bagels and lox

With lots of schmear.


No wonder this show couldn't make it on to real television.
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TopicReally, Harry Potter movies 4 and 5 could have been saved with 2 parters.
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04/25/17 9:31:32 PM
#6
Yeah GoF felt like it just rushed through the plot of the book. Course it had to deal with about twice the plot of the previous books, surprised the hell out of me as a kid seeing how much bigger it was than the last one.
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TopicAirport staff just announced that the United Airlines flight had been overbooked
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04/15/17 6:21:47 AM
#3
ModLogic posted...
aQtADaN


You have done a horrible thing with a children's toy.
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TopicApparently churches in Alabama can....Form their own police depts now..
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04/13/17 1:41:50 AM
#86
TheVipaGTS posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Why should an agency that doesn't pay taxes have the authority to enforce laws and arrest people?

This is a stupid argument. The people in those facilities DO pay taxes.

But the people who own the facility do not for that facility. That the government officials will be working for. They pay taxes for the state police who still are there for them. Now they'll be paying taxes for another set of police that defend just the church...and that church doesn't pay taxes.


Gee, I dunno, maybe the police working for the church will be paid for by church funds? You know, the same funds that pay for everything else the church provides? Are campus police not paid for by the campus they patrol?
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TopicApparently churches in Alabama can....Form their own police depts now..
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04/12/17 3:17:04 PM
#42
3rd_Best_Master posted...
I is smart posted...
Critics of the bill argue that a police department that reports to church officials could be used to cover up crimes.


So what, schools and cities can't use the police to cover up crimes or something? Sounds like critics have nothing. At any rate any police force that answers to a church is only going to have jurisdiction on that church's property right? The f*** are people crying about?

Remember how the Catholic Church was molesting and raping little boys and those that did it only got shuffled around. Is it really so hard to believe that a church would use their authority to cover up a crime?


So what, schools and cities can't use the police to cover up crimes or something?


They'll also be superseded by city/county police who won't be answering to them so...
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TopicApparently churches in Alabama can....Form their own police depts now..
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04/11/17 8:21:37 PM
#15
Critics of the bill argue that a police department that reports to church officials could be used to cover up crimes.


So what, schools and cities can't use the police to cover up crimes or something? Sounds like critics have nothing. At any rate any police force that answers to a church is only going to have jurisdiction on that church's property right? The fuck are people crying about?
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TopicNew research claims 33% of Japanese family murders occur over fear of the future
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04/10/17 7:48:36 PM
#6
CowboyDan posted...
Shadowplay posted...
Going back to your shitposts, eh?

This topic isn't even bad


Seriously, they're just statistics. Why a topic was made for this i don't know but you might as well be getting mad at someone for posting an article about what percentage of robberies in the US took place at convenience stores.
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TopicThe Good Mommy's Guide to Her Little Boy's Penis
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04/09/17 4:00:05 PM
#12
Butterfiles posted...
I'm trying to envision people's reaction to a book called, "The Good Daddy's Guide to His Daughter's Vagina." I doubt people would find that adorable. This book is so over the top. It's a penis, not a magical entity. If someone is too dumb to figure out how to "care" for one, perhaps they shouldn't be breeding. The only people who would be drawn to this book are the foreskin fetishing intactiloons. It's both funny and disturbing.


lol


My sides...
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TopicThat woman who made threat to accuse Uber driver of rape banned for life.
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04/09/17 3:49:54 PM
#44
TheFuzz3451 posted...
You guys do realize rape is underreported and very difficult to convict, right?

Like yeah you get stories like the duke lacross trial but the whole "all she has to do is claim rape" idea is largely untrue


E32005 posted...
doesnt matter. the accusation is enough to ruin your life and career.

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TopicWhere does Taco Bell fall on the fast food spectrum?
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04/07/17 9:19:53 PM
#7
Burt_Macklin posted...
Psycho_Poodle posted...
pretty much guaranteed diarrhea from eating there


ill never understand this meme


Some people are just fragile I guess.
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TopicThat woman who made threat to accuse Uber driver of rape banned for life.
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04/07/17 9:18:18 PM
#32
Skye Reynolds posted...
“I’m going to start screaming out the window that you’re raping me, that you raped me,” she says.

“I will punch myself in the face and tell the cops you did it,” she adds. “You wanna play?”

The woman tells the driver, “Go back to your country” and says, “Donald Trump going to send you and your family back. Get the fuck out of my country.”


0_o

W T F is wrong with her?


You can't fix stupid.
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