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What do models know? They just parade around in high heels and bikinis.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

TheVipaGTS posted...

Verdekal posted...

After a minute of being dumbfounded, he brought up neo nazis and we all rolled our eyes.

"then my class rolled their eyes over to me and i became the new sociology teacher. my teachers assistant? albert einstein"

And they hoisted me up on their shoulders. Einstein shattered a hip and will be out for the rest of the semester.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

And then you took over the class and all the students swarmed around you and held you up on their shoulders?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Yaridovich posted...

Antifar posted...

Uh, why exactly is a cafe paying people under the table?

The owner has always been about working shady. Most of the employees are under the table so she doesn't have to pay taxes or something and her books are a cooked mess according to her ex-accountant I once talked to.

What's the name and location of this Cafe?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

MabusIncarnate posted...

Morrowind probably, the scale of the game, the exploration, the adventure, I never played anything like it in my life and haven't felt so immersed. I felt like that was the first real "open world" game I had played and it was groundbreaking.

Oohhh I take RDR back. Morrowind wins. RDR close 2nd though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Red Dead Redemption
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

The girlfriend. If she can cheat with her boyfriends buddy, imagine the dick she'll suck elsewhere!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Live cam got blown away.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

That's hilarious.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

High School drama is all this is.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

PiOverlord posted...

I do find it hard.

Nothingness is terrifying.

When your brain shuts down you won't know what nothingness is so, you don't have to be scared of shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*pulls up chair*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Another model has herpies.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Guy_Fieri posted...

Maybe Johnny_Nutcase slipped in the shower and tore a quad and asshole. Conversation looked pretty healthy though.

Ah yeah man I do it at least once a week. It's a blast.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

USANumber1 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Maybe TC slipped in the shower and tore a quad and asshole. Conversation looked pretty healthy though.

Wat

Huh
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

There is no try. Only do.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Maybe TC slipped in the shower and tore a quad and asshole. Conversation looked pretty healthy though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Or they could be telling you NOT to come in. I never answer when work calls. I just check the message and go from there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

This is why you have to start carrying a flame thrower.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*stares at the wall*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Fits of rage and window smashing get me through it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

D. But it is a damn good tune.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I live in the desert and I just got finished raising my house up to 4 stories tall. I have to be careful in the bathroom though since it's at one end of the house. I don't want it to tip over while i'm on the shitter.

But i'm prepared though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

People are gross with spending money.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Stupid topic unless you dropped a chainsaw on your foot.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'll just pick up drinking.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

He's real, but all the people from the show are on CE. It's that sick and twisted.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Breathe in more. I've been getting the smoke.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

It's not the make up I promise. It's the cheek bones sticking out and your sunk in eyes. It just looks eghgh..

I got nothing against you though, so yeah.Do what you think is good for you I suppose.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I'm sorry but you look gross.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

They're probably all under age.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're having a bit of a meltdown aren't you?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

TheBiggerWiggle posted...

I would save my dog over TC.

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

*leaves poison steak laying around in the topic*

Huh!?

*crashes through wall to get away*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

OpShaft posted...

DarthAragorn posted...

darkprince45 posted...

Why you hating on Brady lol

Because he's overrated as hell

Dose wins say otherwise

The ones against the Gian... ohh yeah.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Nice stop!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

I think Brady needs glasses. WTF is he throwing at?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Ohhhh i'm sure they found another way to cheat this season.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Marcus Peters of KC did not stand. Fuck him and his millions too!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Where the Pats fans? i'm ready to fight you!!!! AGHHHH!!!!!!

*drinks more beer*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

FOOTBALL!!! Aghhhhh!!!!!

*drowns himself in beer*

DESTROY BRADY AGHHH!!!!!

Go Giants!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

They should make one that slaps you around the kitchen and yells at you for tracking dog shit through the house. Then i'm sold.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What's the story with the butter knife?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

You're right. But you don't cultivate it. It grows natural from within.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

NewportBox100s posted...

I've never even seen 1 episode of The Simpsons and I was born in 91.

Ohhhh you're the worst user on CE. I'd rather hang out with @The_Doge after reading this horse shit.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Last days? I live in the desert. I'm doing jusssst fine.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Axiom posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Whoever the fuck wrote this article should be ashamed of themselves. Doesn't anyone proof read anything anymore?

I know I'm in a duckbear topic when I see posts like this

Did he write the fucking article? I don't get it? I can live with some fuck ups, but this whole thing was a shit show.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

Whoever the fuck wrote this article should be ashamed of themselves. Doesn't anyone proof read anything anymore?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

CarlGrimes posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What? The Redwood?

No, the surrounding forest.

Yeah I had a forest fire last week. Burned every acre. The mighty oak still stands tall though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson

What? The Redwood?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson