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OhhhJa posted...

You jelly?

Her ego won't allow her to admit it, but she definitely is.
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Just saw the first episode-- it's a bit cliche with its anime tropes but the gory aspect is nicely done.
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Any idea how it is? I think I'll watch it
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Final Fantasy
Souls
Hotline Miami
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It's low calorie and can be seasoned so I like it occasionally
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WarGreymon77 posted...

I'm an unabashed Sony fanboy, but come on. Do you really think NintendoFAQs is going to own an Xbox?

What is it with liberals liking Nintendo products so much?
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Jiggy101011 posted...

I've believed since Day 1 that the show will end with everyone dying at the hands of the White Walkers. They were the first thing shown in the series, they will be the last thing shown in the series.

Another theory is that Azor Ahai (probably Jon) will end up making peace with the Others, maybe with the help of Bran. It is supposed to mirror how he initially fought the Wildlings yet eventually made peace with them.
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He said the ending will be bittersweet, so I'm sure we'll see some of our favorite characters die although the Starks, maybe the Targaryens, will prevail.

I doubt that it will end with the Others taking over Westeros, but who knows.
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I don't like him-- he's the same as every other greedy business giant, except he's in gaming so neckbeards defend him.

Steam has a monopoly on the game vendor market right now, and that's never a good thing.

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When a German hacker leaked the source code for HL2 a year before the game released, Gaben offered him a job and then had him arrested at the airport.

http://kotaku.com/that-time-a-german-hacker-leaked-half-life-2s-source-co-1737015166

Yeah that doesn't surprise me. Not saying that the german hacker was a good guy, but this goes to show that Gaben is just as deceptive as one would think him to be.
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Tie between B and C. Random generator gives us

B. Grab the rifle, the ammo, and make your way to the pregnant mother and daughter in order to help them

Though the situation is extremely dangerous, you figure that the risk of being overrun by infected is worth the reward of military grade equipment. You stealthily exit your car, leaving the door open and engine running. You also leave the empty rifle from the lodge behind. Some of the infected are ripping open the soldier you rammed into the wall earlier, others are running loose in the intersection, some down the road, and others are close by the mother and daughter who are hiding. You make your way to the military vehicle where an infected is on the other side of you, still distracted by the dead soldier. You look in horror at the corpse you are looting-- half of its face is bitten off, and the throat rend. The worst part of this scene is not the brutality of these deaths, but rather the sounds that the infected are making. Between the agonizing moans and the mangled words, you can tell that whatever parts of them are still human are clearly suffering and dying at the hands of this parasitic infection.

You quietly take the soldier's bloody vest, his rifle, and find two magazines in the vest pocket. He has some other useful equipment on it, but you have no time to take inventory of it yet. Your first instinct is to leave this immediate area, but some inkling of a conscience compels you to take care of the pregnant mother and her daughter-- you are a parent after all. You move along the side of the road, careful to avoid the attention of any infected. Your plan is to cross the road by moving down the street where you can't see any infected, then to come back around. You make it about two blocks down, successfully and begin to cross the road. You make it to the other side but suddenly hear loud screams behind you. You see two infected in a shop's uniform running directly towards you. Instead of attracting more attention by shooting your gun, you make a break down the road towards the mother and daughter; you do not trust your skills with a boxcutter enough to kill anything that isn't defenseless. Several other infected see you in the process and begin sprinting towards you. Instead of putting them in danger, you sprint past the garbage bin to a bakery, where you slam the glass doors shut behind you. You take aim at the door and see four infected ramming on the doors, their blood smearing all over it. You can see that the glass has slightly cracked in one of the areas that they are slamming. You make the decision to

A. Hide in the back of the shop, out of the view of the infected, until the coast is clear; this may take some time

B. Hunker down and prepare to become a one man army, gunning down any infected that may break through the door

C. Look for any alternate exits out of the shop that may allow you to sneak back to the mother and daughter

D. Try to let in one infected at a time and dispose of them using your boxcutter
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No; money is generally disgustingly dirty and I have to wash my hands (waste time) afterwards. Also not even worth it from a time perspective.
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Jen0125 posted...

I'm JanwayDaahl I don't have enough time to post here because I'm in med school except for topics that actually take time and planning then I am not in med school anymore it's k

It takes me less than 5-6 minutes to write these when I have downtime. Go lose some weight instead of barking in jealousy about a woman who has actually done something with her life.
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acesxhigh posted...

most destructive state to ever exist in world history

Genghis Khan killed 11% of the world population, you dolt.

It was far easier to cull the population down in that era though, in terms of repercussions. Sure there's nuclear deterrence now, and nukes can end most of the world as we know it, but it's less likely to happen now than some insane conqueror taking over half the globe back then.
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Since it was close I used a random generator to pick the choice between B and D.

D. Wait for the soldiers to be overrun, then drive over any remaining infected and living soldiers. Any military-grade equipment you can secure is sure to be useful later.

Ignoring the woman in need at your windshield, your opportunist side sees this as a valuable moment that can help you out. Like a vulture circling above, you watch as the soldiers open fire on the infected, mowing at least 8 or 9 of them down. You watch in horror as the infected spread out, some jumping over fences, others running in full stride, yelling distorted words and screaming as though their minds are slowly being taken over by whatever parasite is infecting them. Two soldiers are immediately pounced on and bitten, scratched, and mauled-- the sound of gunfire is deafening, yet you can hear their cries of agony. One soldier tosses a grenade on his fallen comrade, killing him along with the four infected tearing into him. You see three other soldiers share a similar fate, though they manage to kill at least a dozen infected before falling. The last three soldiers in the back scurry to get into their vehicles. One manages to drive off, one makes it to the door of the other military vehicle yet is grappled and eventually bitten to death by the other two infected. The last soldier appears to be hurt, as he grasps on to a wound. He tries to drive away, running over several infected, but the vehicle becomes stuck on the pile of bodies near it. In the panic, he tries to run out of the vehicle to the bank nearby-- he may just make it. He begins firing his rifle in your general direction, killing some of the infected right on him. You drive, full speed, at the poor soldier. He sees you coming, but manage to slam into him, sending him into a wall. You drive away and let the infected pounce him, though two or three begin following your car. You reverse at full speed and knock them down, though your car feels strange now-- one of the soldier's stray bullets must have hit your car wheel. There are at least two dozen infected in this open intersection and your car won't make it more than a few blocks. The pregnant woman and her daughter are hiding behind a dumpster near a store, but there is no way that they'll survive long on their own. There is a dead soldier near a military vehicle, though one infected is on the other side of the vehicle biting into another soldier. You decide to

A. Get out of your car, quickly grab the soldier's rifle and any ammo he has, get back into your car, and drive away as far as you can in your damaged car

B. Grab the rifle, the ammo, and make your way to the pregnant mother and daughter in order to help them

C. Grab the rifle and run to the bank that the soldier made a break for, leaving the mother and daughter to fend for themselves

D. Forget the rifle as well as the mother/daughter, and drive away from this dangerous situation
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Metal_Gear_Link posted...

The problem is gender roles. most of the time specially in conservative families their parents always keep telling them to stop playing harsh sports, stop playing video-games or stop doing things that are not ladylike, and also peer pressure for them to fit society's standards

countless of my cousins and nieces grew up from girls who enjoyed soccer, videogames, geek movies etc into the typical boring woman whit no hobies who spends all the time on Facebook.

My wife agrees whit this. While men continue growing whuile enjoying their hobbies, many women are told stuff like 'why do you do that that's a man's hobbie'

lol you must be fat/scrawny. No; this is definitely not true, at least not in the west. The hard truth is that women here are boring because they don't need to be interesting. They have everything handed to them because it's easier to have weak men buy them stuff and because they never have to worry about being interesting to secure a relationship
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No; not sure why I'd want to own one either given the atrocities that this country commits regularly.
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I'm definitely curious though, why does everyone hate New Jersey so much?
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Sir_Linebeck posted...

Pretty accurate for MGS except for maybe 5's placement

4 was the worst in the series imo. 2 was pretty great for its time in spite of the convoluted plot.
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B. Forget this area and drive straight towards home. After all, your home does have some supplies on hand.

It is now 11 AM. You decide to avoid the tantalizing prospect of supplies as you remember your duty to your family. Your home will have fewer supplies than any sort of store but at least you'll be close to your family and familiar with the area. You continue driving towards home via local routes, avoiding the sheer chaos around you. This continues for about two hours until you reach a major metropolitan intersection where you can see several motionless bodies on the ground. There are two military vehicles parked in front that have stopped a car and appear to be screening people before letting them pass. You figure that this area must not be secure yet, and that the military is still trying to get a grasp of the situation. You also see several parked police cars, with their sirens on, all along the road on both sides. The sound of gunfire is profuse here; the situation must be getting worse. You can see that the soldiers have gas masks on their faces, presumably to avoid inhaling the disease. You suddenly hear a knock on your window and see a young pregnant woman holding hands with what appears to be her daughter. You lower your window and hear her plight; this woman usually takes public transport home and is stranded without safe transport. She wants you to escort her as far as you can to her home, but it is slightly out of your way. You find it peculiar that she hasn't gone to the military or police nearby for help, but there are no outward signs of infection in either the mother or the daughter. Suddenly, you see at least three dozen infected, bloody and wailing run across the street from an adjacent block towards your direction. The eight or so soldiers begin firing but it is clear that they will be overwhelmed. You decide to:

A. Be a hero; escort the mother and daughter to their home, but first try to run down as many infected as you can in order to help the soldiers out

B. Help the soldiers out, but leave the mother and daughter behind

C. Help the mother and daughter out, but avoid the fight entirely

D. Wait for the soldiers to be overrun, then drive over any remaining infected and living soldiers. Any military-grade equipment you can secure is sure to be useful later.
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A. Avoid the chaos- reverse your car and drive out of this city; you can always find supplies at another time

Upon seeing the hysteria, traffic, and military deployment, you decide that the supermarket is a bad idea; who knows, maybe the infection is spreading faster than you think. Given its airborne nature, the infection will probably spread readily, mean that you'll be seeing far more infected soon. You ultimately decide to book it and drive out of the city and go home.

It is a day's drive to your home town. You decide to call your wife but cannot reach her. You do, however, receive an updated voicemail from her that asks where you and her parents have been, hopes you're OK, and informs you that she has taken your two 6 year old fraternal twins to a nearby military checkpoint. While this gives you some solace, you can't help but doubt that this infection is out of the military's hand. The infection has, however, at the very least bought you some time away from the law given the horrific murders you've committed in the past 24 hours. Upon reaching the highway you can see that everyone else has had the same idea. Getting out of your car, you can see that makeshift military checkpoints have been set up along the way. You get back onto local roads and try finding a route home. You can see shattered store windows, people running everywhere, hear screams, sirens blaring, and loud aircraft buzzing around. With some savvy driving, some illegal sidewalk detours, and caution, you reach a relatively quiet street intersection. There are some stores that appear unlooted and only a handful of people are in this area. It may be safe to loot for now, but any delay now may cost you later as you encounter military stops and possibly infected. You decide to

A. Loot the immediate area, breaking into any stores to look for any useful food or supplies

B. Forget this area and drive straight towards home. After all, your home does have some supplies on hand.

C. Sit in your car for ten minutes to scope out the area before you decide to loot it. Abandoning your car for a moment may be a dangerous prospect.

D. Look for someone with supplies and mug them using your boxcutter and rifle for intimidation.
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Season 1 was pretty good; season 2 was still decent television but it was very convoluted and had no occult themes.

I'd say definitely check out season 1 when you have the chance.
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wwinterj25 posted...

newgrounds is still a thing? Man that brings back memories.

Yea I visited it after a while just to see what they had. It seems that all the most talented game devs have gone to steam, the app market, or to indie games. I miss the days where we'd get games like The Last Stand or Rebuild 2
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Super_Thug44 posted...

2:17 w/ 77 killed. only tried like 4 times tho

Were you just spamming the 4 keys? It gets pretty hard beyond a minute
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It does have a culture, but it's just a terribly plain, licentious and morally bankrupt one, hence why people consider americans to be generally uncultured.

Uncultured yet many of the US's "culture" is apart of many others' these days. You're all uncultured.

Found a trump voter; the US's "culture" isn't a part of many others'; it is the most powerful nation in the world, currently, and it naturally controls the flow of information and products, which give you the illusion that its culture is widespread.

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JanwayDaahl posted...

It does have a culture, but it's just a terribly plain, licentious and morally bankrupt one, hence why people consider americans to be generally uncultured.

It's considered plain because it literally is the lense that the rest of the world (or at least how America looks at other places). That says a lot about us too.

Remember, vanila is a flavor.

What "lens" are you even talking about here? I feel that you're conflating the aspects of first world countries with the culture of the United States.
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Your comment makes no sense, fwl. Whose alt are you again?
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It's simple yet fun

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695558
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Who cares? Diablo 3 is a garbage game and is nowhere near the amazing gothic ARPG that Diablo 2 was.
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It does have a culture, but it's just a terribly plain, licentious and morally bankrupt one, hence why people consider americans to be generally uncultured.
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Magus, hands down. Seriously, how can anyone vote any different? Probably one of the most iconic bosses, ever. I can still remember how ominous and awesome it was fighting him for the first time as a kid.
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C. Visit the closest supermarket and gather food, water, and any other pertinent supplies

It is 8 AM now. You can't help but shake the feeling that whatever disturbing behavior you saw in the lodge wasn't an isolated psychotic episode. You turn on the car radio, and sure enough the emergency alert system alerts you that the nation is under military lockdown as a result of a rapidly spreading disease that appears to induce psychosis in many individuals; it is believed to be airbourne and transmitted by bodily fluids, and civilians are warned to travel to the nearest military safe zone to await further instruction. Without checking in on your family first, you decide that gathering supplies for yourself and your family is the best course of action, so you turn on the gps on the cellphone you picked up earlier and look for the nearest supermarket. It happens to be in a major city, but you realize now that you are quite far from home, by at least a day's drive. You arrive on a major street, a few blocks from the supermarket, but see that traffic is backed up, possibly for miles. The scene is one of complete chaos. Car doors are wide open, there is some degree of looting, and you can hear shots being fired. To top it all off, you can see some military units being deployed on rooftops, and various armored cars driving through nearby streets. You reassess the situation and decide to

A. Avoid the chaos- reverse your car and drive out of this city; you can always find supplies at another time

B. Embrace the bedlam- drive on sidewalks and try to reach the supermarket by any means in the safety of your car

C. Take the risk by leaving your car where it is and walk on foot to the supermarket

D. Abandon your car, find the nearest soldier(s), and ask them for a safe escort to a military zone.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

People who say college is useless are largely idiots who have no idea what they're talking about. There's a huge difference between being able to self study and being able to have someone there to teach you something actively, someone you can interact with and have a dialogue with. More importantly, it's a formal environment is mandatory for most graduate programs.

This.

That said I reached a point (in only my third year) where self-learning was more beneficial for me than the classes I was taking. However, even just the access to a wealth of information via worldwide university databases is well worth the money.

Sadly the nature of western education largely relies on self-learning in higher education. In medical school it's pretty much a free for all where you're on your own in terms of learning 90% of the information.
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Yes-- I agree with many liberals that college is expensive, but I had 90% my tuition covered by scholarships. People who say college is useless are largely idiots who have no idea what they're talking about. There's a huge difference between being able to self study and being able to have someone there to teach you something actively, someone you can interact with and have a dialogue with. More importantly, it's a formal environment is mandatory for most graduate programs.
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C. Aim for his head! Shoot the crazed man down with whatever ammo you have left, hoping to save some for whatever comes next

You stand your ground and aim the rifle at the crazed man's head. You warn him to stay back, but he runs over screaming, anyways. You aim for his skull, but miss twice and hit him in his torso once. A few feet away from you, you manage to shoot him in the head, putting the man down. This entire floor is a bloodbath at this point, and looks like something out of a slasher film. Turning around, you're immediately hit in the head with a chair by one of the men staying at the cabin. You try fighting him off, but he has you pinned and is calling out for anyone nearby to help him. You figure that it's over, and only a matter of time before police arrive. Suddenly, you hear a loud screech, like someone is in pain. The boy from earlier, bloodied and looking as crazed as his father, runs down the hall towards you. You take advantage of the opportunity and manage to break free of the man's grip, throwing him to the ground. You look in awe as the boy bites and and lashes out at the man. He manages to toss the boy off himself, but the boy keeps coming back at him in a frenzy. You decide to run downstairs while you have some time, grabbing the lodgekeeper's phone and the boxcutter before you go. You see that the rifle no longer has any ammo in it, and you won't have much time to loot the lodge. You go downstairs, rifle in hand, in order to intimidate anyone nearby. You see the two women from earlier scurry out the front door upon seeing you. You quickly search the floor and manage to find the keys to someone's car. The movement and sounds of agony coming from upstairs have ceased, and you can hear some of the guests yelling outside. You begin to hear police sirens in the distance, but can see from a window that the cavalcade of cars are driving in another direction completely. Strange, given that this is a rural area and there wouldn't be many emergency calls at this hour. You quickly find use the car alarm to see which car the keys belong to, and leave the area. You decide that the best next steps are to

A. Drive home- use the cell phone's GPS to find out where you are and how to get home, disposing of the murder weapons along the way.

B. Call home to check if anyone picks up before you decide to make the journey home; whatever that was in the lodge, you have a feeling that it wasn't just two people having a psychotic episode.

C. Visit the closest supermarket and gather food, water, and any other pertinent supplies

D. Drive to the nearest police station and confess your crimes
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Lil69Leo posted...

I don't get the hype.

It's like a flashier Drive-- I loved it the second i saw its trailer in the theatres.
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D. Finish what you started by slashing the lodgekeeper's throat and taking his gun

The violence triggers something inside of you. While the lodgekeeper is busy trying to urge the man to get off of his son, you step behind him and slit his throat, making sure to hit his carotid artery. Blood spurts and you're immediately able to wrestle the rifle out of his hands. The lodgekeeper's son, in shock, drops the cell phone and charges towards you, while most of the gathered families disperse. You take aim and try to fire the rifle, but you left the safety on. The lodgekeeper's son begins to pummel you with full force, trying to wrestle the gun out of your hands. You bite him on his arm, and manage to grab the boxcutter that you dropped earlier. You stab him in the face, and as he reels back in pain, manage to kick him off of you, securing the gun. You take the safety off of the gun and gun the man in pain down-- there is no turning back now, you're a fugitive on the run. Before you can make heads or tails of your surroundings, you notice that the crazed father from earlier has bitten his son to the point that he has passed out from blood loss, and is now running in your direction, shrieking. With limited ammo in the rifle, and other guests still possibly in the lodge, you decide to

A. Conserve ammo by running downstairs. You cannot risk being ill prepared for whatever is coming your way, be it the police the lodgekeeper's son called, or the other guests in the lodge

B. Lure the crazed man into one of the rooms where you can possibly trap him, buying you time to gather anything useful from the lodge

C. Aim for his head! Shoot the crazed man down with whatever ammo you have left, hoping to save some for whatever comes next

D. Use the box cutter to put this beast out of service
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D. Take your box cutter out and slit the man's throat where he stands.

A calm, familiar feeling overcomes you, and you reach for your box cutter. Before you're able to slice the man open, you hear a shrill scream followed by the loud thumping of several footsteps on the wooden floors above. A younger man, probably this lodgekeeper's son, runs into the room and yells for his father to call the police. The lodgekeeper grabs a rifle from underneath the desk, as both men make their way towards the commotion. You decide to follow. You make your way into a vestibule, and up a set of forked stairs to the second floor of this lodge. You see splashes of blood down the wooden hallway as the two men lead the way to the end of the hall, where at least 4 families have assembled. Two women run out from a room, screaming, as a man in his 30's bursts through the door, covered in blood, wrestling a teenage male, presumably trying to bite him. Two men from the group of 12 people try to wrestle the man off but are struggling to do so. The crazed man manages to bite one of the men trying to help the boy. In the chaos, you decide to

A. Help the teenage boy by trying to pry the crazed man off of him.

B. Go back downstairs in order to steal anything useful that is lying around before leaving the lodge

C. Take no action yet. Simply let the events unfold before you.

D. Finish what you started by slashing the lodgekeeper's throat and taking his gun
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TyVulpine posted...

this isn't a "choose your own adventure" since only one option is picked, it's a "story by vote" where people that pick other options are railroaded to the "winning" option.

That's how all board-based CYOA's go. The only other option would be for me to write out each and every path but ain't nobody got time for that.
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A. Check the car for anything useful, as well as any clues pertaining to whom this car belongs to, before hiking to the nearest building for help (or a way to reach home).

Thinking quickly, you begin searching the car for anything useful. The glovebox is a cluttered mess of various useless papers, but you do manage to find the car's insurance and registration. Only the last name that the car is registered to slightly rings a bell-- perhaps a neighbor from one of the homes by your parents' place, but you're lost as to why you'd have their car. The back of one of the seats contains a box cutter, and the trunk yields a first aid kit, which you put away in a backpack that was full of various college-level books. You take a moment to observe the damage to the car. The front right side of the car is a total wreck; you're surprised that this old hunk of junk was able to take you as far as it could in this condition. There is some blood smeared on it.

Without thinking about possible prints or DNA evidence that you're leaving behind in the car, you walk onto the road to look for the nearest place to call home. You walk in dead silence for about half an hour parallel to the road in the woods, hearing a few cars pass by. It is almost dawn and your visibility is increasing. You finally see what appears to be lodge with a few cars parked out in front. The sign reads "Getaway Paradise," and you reluctantly enter it. With no one at the front desk, you ring the bell, and are finally greeted by a middle aged man. He notices that you're bleeding a little on your face-- you must have hurt yourself slightly in the crash. Thinking on your feet, you tell him that

A. You were in a car accident and hurt yourself. Ask him to dial for the police, and then ask him to let you call home.

B. You tripped and fell while hiking through the woods. You are on vacation and just want a nice place to rest up for a bit. Ask him if you can make a call home.

C. It's none of his business, and that you want to stay in the lodge for a day.

D. Take your box cutter out and slit the man's throat where he stands.
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B. Drive away; you don't need the burden of murder on your conscience. Leave this as a Schrodinger's Cat type of scenario.

Still in shock, you quickly decide to flee the scene. You can see a streak of blood on the edge of road where something-- or someone-- slid and rolled down the hill. You quickly accelerate down the road, noticing that your front right headlight is no longer working; it must have been smashed during the collision. You constantly check your rear-view mirror and for any oncoming traffic, nervous that the law will pull you over and place you under arrest for a hit and run. You see no cars drive by, fortunately. About two to three miles from the collision, your engine begins to make some noises, followed by a profundity of smoke arising from the hood. You decide to drive the car off of the road, and park it in a thickly wooded area where it is unseen from the road. You exit the car and come to the strange realization that you've been driving in a car that you've never seen before. You're now in a dark, wooded area and need to decide what next steps you will take. You currently have a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, some chewing gum, and your wallet on your person. You decide to

A. Check the car for anything useful, as well as any clues pertaining to whom this car belongs to, before hiking to the nearest building for help (or a way to reach home).

B. Check the car for anything useful, as well as any clues pertaining to whom this car belongs to, before setting the car on fire. You don't want to leave any evidence tying the car to you.

C. Abandon the car where it is and hit the road, trying to wave down any passing by cars in order to hitchhike.

D. Try to examine the engine in order to make any quick repairs.
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Glad you're reading, but please feel free to post your choices as well :D
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Haven't seen a CYOA on these boards in a while so I'll start one up if there's enough interest.


You're driving on a rural road at 1:37 AM on a Thursday. It is pitch black out, with no lights, and you're only able to see out a few a yards in front of you by virtue of your headlights. You're surrounded by thick woods and the occasional small lake. You cannot remember where you're coming from or what you've done, only that you must keep driving. You think that you might be hungry and thirsty, and while your mouth is dry, you don't seem to care about worldly needs right now. You decide to turn on the radio to something, anything, just to drown away the silence. With not a car in sight, your mind drifts away slowly until something suddenly jumps in front of your car. A loud crash occurs and you see whatever you hit fly out onto the side of the road, down the hill, and possibly near a tree. You have no cell phone, and you need to decide what to do. You choose to

A. Park your car to the side, turn on your hazards, get out of your car and investigate whatever you just hit.

B. Drive away; you don't need the burden of murder on your conscience. Leave this as a Schrodinger's Cat type of scenario.

C. Wait a few minutes in the car, where you are. You're in shock and need a moment to gather your thoughts.

D. Park your car to the side, turn on your hazards, and check your car for something useful before investigating what you just hit.
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Hope any Muslims on this board had a great Eid. Hope the rest of you had a great Sunday.
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party_animal07 posted...

Totally wasn't picturing a guy.

Me neither when I first encountered this. Definitely the type of thing that stuck up western girls do
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Season 6 episode 9 is the best episode in the series in my opinion-- you have something awesome to look forward to!
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Scrawny instagram model Christian Burns launched a TIRADE against a security guard after various youtubers and instagrammers were arrested at vidcon!

Though he did not hit anyone, he spewed vitriol at the security guard who was trying to do his job.

Do you think that Christian Burns is a jerk? Let's see what people think.


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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I didn't care for it, and that's fine. What bothers me is all the people who come out like religious fanatics, unable to even fathom that I know what it is yet do not like it. So many friends and borderline-strangers alike have taken this "let me help you find the light, my son" approach when it's purely a matter of personal taste. It feels less like they refuse to accept that I don't like GoT and more that they are simply ignorant of the possibility itself. I don't usually enjoy medieval settings or high fantasy, but can definitely tolerate it when I like whatever it is in spite of that (Shadow of Mordor, for instance, was amazing - video games tend to be the only medium it doesn't bother me in).

Well I'll just come out and say it then. If you don't like Game of Thrones, then you have poor taste in television/storytelling in general.
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This is pretty disgusting. No wonder the west is falling apart at its seams. When the basic family structure consists of non-virgin women who've had sex with numerous men before marriage, and overweight or scrawny men who are OK with that, you're just asking for failure.
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I have no pity for Chuck. The way he consistently betrayed his brother showed what a jealous and hateful person he was.
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Jen0125 posted...

Oh am I fat now

you've always been fat tbh
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Ah yes, liberal "tolerance"
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