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TopicTotal Solar Eclipse, August 21
D-Qwon
08/13/17 8:02:06 PM
#5
I don't believe regular sunglasses help protect your eyes against it.
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Topicomg ce breath of the wild is absolutely stunning
D-Qwon
08/13/17 7:53:50 PM
#12
What makes the collectors edition more stunning than the regular edition?
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TopicTotal Solar Eclipse, August 21
D-Qwon
08/13/17 7:51:03 PM
#1
On August 21, 2017, a total eclipse of the sun will cross the entire continental United States. The last time this happened in the U.S. was 99 years ago, on June 8, 1918.

That's pretty crazy to think about!
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TopicTeenage girls put baby in a fridge and laugh about it.
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:38:37 PM
#26
UnfairRepresent posted...
"I was horrified," she said. "I didn't expect that to happen. These teenagers, I don't believe they did it to harm my child. Teenagers are silly, stupid, foolish -- they do things like that -- and I've been a teenager before. It's pretty clear to see that they were joking and laughing."


Yet she left them in charge of her child. Brilliant!
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TopicLots of girls are still my friends
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:27:24 PM
#2
I wish girls would be my friends, and by that I mean have sex with me.
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TopicNorth Korea is doin Doge a scare
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:24:33 PM
#2
doin Doge a scare?
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Topicman, im a simple guy, all im lookin for is a girl who can
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:23:46 PM
#6
You could probably do that easily if you lived in the south.
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TopicHoly fuck, 18 bucks for five guys
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:22:26 PM
#26
Not only are they expensive, but their food isn't even very good. I went there once and never went back.
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TopicWhy are so many stand-up comedians not funny?
D-Qwon
08/12/17 3:21:34 PM
#1
Someone should really tell them that they're in the wrong business.
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TopicThat new-ish male pornstar that looks like he's like 14
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:15:44 PM
#38
Love the one where he's cleaning the bathtub and his stepmom's friends gives him a bath then the stepmom joins them. That's some hot shit! He always get to fuck thick blondes in his videos.
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TopicI searched Google for a cigarette case and these are the results I got
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:11:38 PM
#4
King Rial posted...
Why are you on the video tab?


I was looking for video reviews of the case in question
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TopicC/D You can't watch porn without dere being a D in it
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:10:43 PM
#14
D

Lots of hot lesbian porn out there
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TopicDoes the waiter/waitress ever silently judge you when your girl pays?
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:09:58 PM
#2
What girl?
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TopicThis girl is 17.
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:09:27 PM
#18
She's nice looking, but not hot enough to deserve a topic about it.
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TopicI searched Google for a cigarette case and these are the results I got
D-Qwon
08/09/17 8:06:23 PM
#1
Most of the results are about people who died. Do you think this is a sign?

TIXMtKG

For the record, the exact search I did was "Gary & ghost Ultra Thin cigarette case" which is the name of a case that Amazon sells.
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TopicWhere are the levels?
D-Qwon
08/04/17 9:17:55 AM
#1
Show me the levels!
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TopicLOL! "Front Desk Administrator"
D-Qwon
08/03/17 3:03:26 PM
#8
Xelltrix posted...
Is it really hard to understand why?


Because people like to live in an illusion?
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TopicLOL! "Front Desk Administrator"
D-Qwon
08/03/17 2:46:01 PM
#1
Why do people have to make themselves sound more important than they really are? We all know you're the receptionist.
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TopicWords cannot express how much I hate the Midwestern United States of America.
D-Qwon
07/31/17 10:34:10 AM
#29
DevsBro posted...
You mean like my white sister and her black husband that I went to a baseball game with last weekend and heard not one remark toward?


I see. So because it didn't happen to your sister and her husband, it doesn't happen to other people either. Got it.
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TopicWords cannot express how much I hate the Midwestern United States of America.
D-Qwon
07/31/17 10:33:26 AM
#28
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Lol. So you don't know shit and are just going by what you've heard.


Wrong. This is based on personal experience.
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TopicWords cannot express how much I hate the Midwestern United States of America.
D-Qwon
07/31/17 10:31:51 AM
#27
alimajor posted...
Lies I'm black and I've never been harassed about my skin color in Atlanta


Hmm...I wonder why that is
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TopicStudy confirms men's Sperm count is decreasing. Men will be infertile by 2060
D-Qwon
07/31/17 8:06:00 AM
#33
butthole666 posted...
We're living in the end stages of our species.


It's for the best, really. Society is in the toilet and there's never been a better time to wipe it out.
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TopicWords cannot express how much I hate the Midwestern United States of America.
D-Qwon
07/31/17 8:02:29 AM
#11
GigaSPX posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Could be worse. Could be the south.

Oh yeah, what do you know about the South?


I know that there are a lot of racists in the south. I know that two people of different ethnic backgrounds can't walk down the street without being harassed.
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TopicWords cannot express how much I hate the Midwestern United States of America.
D-Qwon
07/31/17 7:55:40 AM
#6
Could be worse. Could be the south.
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TopicLet Mommy Fix It
D-Qwon
07/31/17 7:20:26 AM
#1
Hands-On Mom
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Topic"Out for delivery."
D-Qwon
07/27/17 2:06:09 PM
#9
I'm sorry to hear that. How does an iPad explode?
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Topic"Out for delivery."
D-Qwon
07/27/17 1:48:00 PM
#7
Is that the new fleshlight you ordered?
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TopicYou ever have sex with someone yourself or others considered a hoe?
D-Qwon
07/27/17 1:47:06 PM
#9
I've had sex with myself numerous times
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TopicWhy has eBay done nothing to combat hacked seller accounts?
D-Qwon
07/27/17 10:48:50 AM
#1
It's always the same red flags - seller has not had any feedback in over a year, the price is too good to be true, and they usually have multiple quantities available for purchase.

This has been an ongoing problem for quite some time and it seems like eBay should have been able to find a way to prevent it by now.

These people are getting free money with no intention of sending the buyer anything in return and eBay just lets them get away with it. Meanwhile, the buyers have to wait several weeks before a resolution can be opened and resolved.

Why is this still such a problem?
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TopicFinish this sentence
D-Qwon
07/20/17 10:01:31 AM
#1
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow...


Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow...
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TopicTeen girl's summer bucket list found in dressing room
D-Qwon
07/17/17 12:06:37 PM
#45
That_Happened posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.


Average female American these days loses their virginity at 17 (males at 18) and the number has been rising for years.

Girls lost their virginity earlier when you were a kid. People are getting less "slutty."


So in other words, the guy I originally quoted was wrong. Thank you.
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TopicTeen girl's summer bucket list found in dressing room
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:59:08 AM
#37
NibeIungsnarf posted...
D-Qwon posted...
Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?

Yes.

Get over it.


Get over what? I just didn't realize 15 year olds were so slutty these days.
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TopicTeen girl's summer bucket list found in dressing room
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:56:33 AM
#34
Milkman5 posted...
D-Qwon posted...
lolwut


She's female and she wants to have sex.


So it's normal for 15 year olds to have sex these days?
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TopicTeen girl's summer bucket list found in dressing room
D-Qwon
07/17/17 11:53:52 AM
#25
Gojak_v3 posted...
bobtuse posted...
How has she not gone to a party yet?


Or had sex. Unless she is like under 15 then it's just weird.


lolwut
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TopicPizza with hot dog stuffed in the crust
D-Qwon
07/15/17 8:57:01 AM
#24
Touch posted...
I already stuff my crust with hot dog if ya catch my drift


You fuck yourself in the ass?
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TopicI've been seeing Lisa now for a little over a year
D-Qwon
07/15/17 8:54:57 AM
#1
She said she's never been so happy
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TopicChuck Spadina?
D-Qwon
06/26/17 5:48:12 PM
#1
I'm probably just naive, but what is the meaning of this name? Is it supposed to be a double entendre or something?
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TopicWhat in the blue hell is this?
D-Qwon
06/23/17 1:51:52 PM
#20
Thank God I don't live in the northwest. I would freak the fuck out if one of these ever came near me.
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TopicGuy gets arrested for asking drunk girl if shes a mom?
D-Qwon
06/23/17 1:09:27 PM
#9
It's against the law to ask someone if they are a mom?
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TopicWhat in the blue hell is this?
D-Qwon
06/23/17 12:52:53 PM
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TopicTeen is killed as he tries to stop his dog from going after a cop.
D-Qwon
06/22/17 1:50:32 PM
#118
OctilIery posted...
What happened is that was never a thing because that's an idiotic idea.


How is it idiotic to simply stop a suspect in their tracks rather than killing them?
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TopicTeen is killed as he tries to stop his dog from going after a cop.
D-Qwon
06/22/17 1:49:27 PM
#114
Drpooplol posted...
D-Qwon posted...
What ever happened to just shooting a suspect in the leg to stop them from running? Why do cops always shoot to kill these days?

Are you saying that these cops should have aimed at a dog's legs?


I thought it was pretty obvious I was referring to the teen who died.
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TopicTeen is killed as he tries to stop his dog from going after a cop.
D-Qwon
06/22/17 1:20:59 PM
#51
What ever happened to just shooting a suspect in the leg to stop them from running? Why do cops always shoot to kill these days?
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TopicIs Licorice considered a difficult word to spell?
D-Qwon
06/22/17 12:40:29 PM
#1
I'm watching The Tonight Show from last night where Liam Payne was one of the guests.

He spelled it as "Licqurish" and admitted he didn't know how to spell it.

I'm not familiar with Liam Payne, but he appears to be from England, and over there they spell it as Liquorice, so in either dialect, he was way off.

It makes me wonder if it's a commonly misspelled word and I just take for granted that I know how to spell it.

I kind of feel bad for him, though. I think we should start a gofundme to get him a 3rd grade education.
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Topicrate the sitcom: day 1 - home improvement
D-Qwon
05/06/17 8:34:29 AM
#4
8/10

I love old sitcoms and Home Improvement is a great one, but like many sitcoms, it wasn't as good in the later seasons.
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TopicWhen you was a kid, did you use to mix spaghetti and
D-Qwon
05/06/17 8:32:49 AM
#4
TheoryzC posted...
nah I wasnt a psychopath


Exactly! You're not a psycho. You've been very helpful, thank you very much. Allow me to leave the tip.
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TopicBut what about her emails?
D-Qwon
05/06/17 8:30:48 AM
#2
I read her emails. Trust me, there was nothing in there of any concern.
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Topic6 people got laid off at my place of employment last week
D-Qwon
05/06/17 8:30:09 AM
#1
And apparently there are rumors going around that it's because we have people in India doing their work which costs our clients less money. Now more people are afraid they will be laid off and they're starting to panic.

They took our jobs!!
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TopicI'm a horny girl, today.
D-Qwon
05/06/17 8:09:31 AM
#7
Daddy, do you like my white, cotton panties?
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