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TopicITT post three things your country is known for
Sarcasthma
05/08/17 3:20:10 AM
#7
America
Fuck
Yeah
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topici waited over 20 minutes for my food at taco bell.
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 10:24:14 PM
#11
jsb0714 posted...
helIy posted...
apparently they totally forgot about me

Can't blame them for trying.

Ha haaaaa
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis is Scientology's Los Angeles location
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 6:41:48 PM
#3
How unassuming.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy is 2B from Nier such a cuck?
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 6:27:42 PM
#2
Yeah, she really needs to check her cis white android privilege.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe next president of France is married to his high school drama teacher.
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 6:25:31 PM
#10
Zeus posted...
Oh boy, are you going to be in for a rude surprise when Le Pen wins =p

Pssh, some psychic you are!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm convinced that peanuts and other nuts are actually just rocks
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 11:29:33 AM
#12
SunWuKung420 posted...
You should test your theory with video proof.

Mead doesn't have the money for rocks and water and oils.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDeflating Pikachu Gets Tackled, Hustled Off Stage By Suited Men
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 11:23:10 AM
#14
OmegaM posted...
Why are they playing English songs if this is in Korea?

Why are there Pikachus if this is in Korea?!!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAkashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
Sarcasthma
05/07/17 11:09:41 AM
#6
CountessRolab posted...
Who comes up with these anime names???

Japanese people
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy dad used to tell me only gay men and black men liked butts
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 10:12:11 PM
#13
IAmNowGone posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
butts are the best but im gay and black so i don't count

Were you gay first, or black first?


gonna have to go with gay in utero for 500

I'm in a band called Gay in Utero.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy dad used to tell me only gay men and black men liked butts
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 10:07:22 PM
#9
IAmNowGone posted...
butts are the best but im gay and black so i don't count

Were you gay first, or black first?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSomeone screwed up and I got a bunch of free gasoline all over myself
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 10:03:07 PM
#4
RCtheWSBC posted...
Sounds like someone is you

You're digging too deep, RC.

Turn. Back.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThoughts on travel?
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 10:02:17 PM
#22
Mead posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Mead posted...
I'd go most anywhere

to find where I belong

I would go most anywhere

Toooooo defeat...the Huuuuunnnnnssss


I love Toy Story so much

I just wish Snarf had a bigger role...
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIt's hilarious how most of my relatives were Liberals until Obama.
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 12:42:55 PM
#9
No worries. I was just wondering if he had actually said that.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIt's hilarious how most of my relatives were Liberals until Obama.
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 12:10:18 PM
#7
JOExHIGASHI posted...
RedPixel posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
RedPixel posted...
He openly said that his goal was to "level the playing field" for other countries because he thought the United States was too powerful.

Source?

It was in a speech of his, I'm sorry for not knowing where it is or I'd post it. I know that weakens my post, but I know he said it because I was watching him on TV while he talked about hope and change, etc.

A quick google search showed he said that regarding TPP.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-trade-deal-levels-the-playing-field/

Yeah, that's the only speech I found. Maybe @RedPixel confused that part about China with the US?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich Pokemon deserves an evolution the most?
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 12:06:27 PM
#2
Lapras, maybe.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIt's hilarious how most of my relatives were Liberals until Obama.
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 11:04:10 AM
#4
RedPixel posted...
He openly said that his goal was to "level the playing field" for other countries because he thought the United States was too powerful.

Source?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGeorge RR Martin was on the history channel talking about superheroes
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 9:53:12 AM
#9
NightMareBunny posted...
he also said the fantastic four changed his life forever

Kind of sounds like you.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThoughts on travel?
Sarcasthma
05/06/17 5:56:16 AM
#14
Mead posted...
I'd go most anywhere

to find where I belong

I would go most anywhere

Toooooo defeat...the Huuuuunnnnnssss
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDrew a bad flamingo with scissors for a body.
Sarcasthma
05/05/17 11:33:04 PM
#3
Human and centipede

: |
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's the most you've spent on a free to play game?
Sarcasthma
05/05/17 10:35:21 AM
#6
There was a dark period of my life where I played Maple Story.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmy family is on welfare, government asistance, housing, and food stamps ebt
Sarcasthma
05/04/17 11:19:08 AM
#48
Why would you troll here? This is a wholesome place.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI, Mead, demand TRIAL BY COMBAT
Sarcasthma
05/04/17 11:14:59 AM
#14
Combat by sex it is!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIf you had a personal servant how would you want to be addressed?
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 9:27:29 AM
#2
Brah
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWSJ = Wall Street Journal
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 9:12:40 AM
#2
Wow, Such Jealousy
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy neck hurts so bad all of a sudden
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 9:10:44 AM
#14
I'm gonna shit on your tombstone and eat all your oranges, Bri.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwhy do most people think Marvel And DC are the only comic books?
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 9:04:39 AM
#2
Why do you act like you know what most people think?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy are the people in my generation so freaking inept?
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 8:08:33 AM
#2
I'd rather not click on a Brietbart link, thanks.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHey Balor
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 1:39:11 AM
#9
I actually didn't. In fact, I was bummed that it got deleted because I was about to make that FF/WWE comment.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow devolved is your signature?
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 1:25:09 AM
#26
Just a J followed by a squiggly line
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHey Balor
Sarcasthma
05/03/17 1:23:31 AM
#7
Haha, thought so.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicOut of this list, pick your favorite Phineas and Ferb song
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 10:13:24 AM
#5
Hella tight Darth Vader quote.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCatholic Church in Kansas City cuts ties with Girls Scouts
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 10:12:46 AM
#6
Questionmarktarius posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
You always have to love your neighbor, especially when they're in your basement.

...in a gimpsuit.

Is there any other kind of basement attire?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCatholic Church in Kansas City cuts ties with Girls Scouts
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 10:10:33 AM
#4
Questionmarktarius posted...
Zangulus posted...
Love thy neighbor. Unless they support something we don't like. Than fuck those guys. Those girls are out to fend for themselves in the oncoming nuclear apocalypse.

Love thy neighbor doesn't mean allowing that neighbor to do things you don't like in your basement.

You always have to love your neighbor, especially when they're in your basement.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat actions fall under "just a prank, bro"?
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 9:33:04 AM
#3
Pogroms
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT: Post a Pokemon and I'll rate it!
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 7:36:08 AM
#13
Shedinja
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDaddyofive update: Cody and Emma were taken from the abusive family
Sarcasthma
05/02/17 6:43:34 AM
#31
SmokeMassTree posted...
Mead posted...
So if I understand the way the law works they will now be given two worse kids that they have to take care of?


Not funny

Lighten up.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHey Balor
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:53:39 PM
#4
Maybe the dick bulge got the mods all flustered?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've made a decision to lose some weight
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 12:13:36 PM
#9
Lightning Bolt posted...
Then soon you, too, will be carbs.

And then people will partake of my flesh. Preferably hot women.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHey Balor
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 12:12:05 PM
#2
@CountessRolab

Why'd that topic get deleted, by the way?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you like going to amusement parks with huge roller coasters?
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 12:08:55 PM
#12
Yep! Fuji Q Highland has some pretty cool coasters (and a great view of Mt. Fuji). Especially this one:


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is a wican
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 10:22:11 AM
#14
Yes, but make sure you're not in opposing houses.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is a wican
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 10:20:16 AM
#12
SmokeMassTree posted...
How do I fuck it

First, identify its sex.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've made a decision to lose some weight
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:46:49 AM
#4
Clench281 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
I'm on the Jesus Christ diet.


Jesus's body is all carbs

I'm not eating him, silly; I'm just dieting like him.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicmy sister has ruined my little nightmares "six" figure
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:41:59 AM
#3
On a scale from KittyHeart Topic to 10, how much did this happen?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is a wican
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:40:43 AM
#8
They make wicker furniture and stuff.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've made a decision to lose some weight
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:12:05 AM
#2
I'm on the Jesus Christ diet.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow come society ties your ability to maintain your career so closely to...
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 9:06:34 AM
#7
Tell us what happened, TC. This is a safe place.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT: Let's be friends.
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 7:36:13 AM
#10
Gonna be back in California this summer. It'll be a nonstop brewery adventure! :D
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHey Balor
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 7:33:44 AM
#1
That Jeff Seid guy looks like someone put the head of a Final Fantasy action figure on the body of a WWE action figure.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIn honor of Trump's 100 days I'll finally say something good about him
Sarcasthma
05/01/17 6:47:33 AM
#29
Jiggy101011 posted...
District supervisor? So what you are over 3 Dominos locations for your area or something?

Whatever it is, it keeps him on his toes, apparently.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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