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DorkLink posted...

That quote sounds like something from an Onion article, even by Trump standards. Also isn't this pretty much a tacit admission that people will just go over the wall? Or at least that a wall won't prevent drugs from getting into the country. I'm just wondering what the thought process is... like do people throw the drugs over and then climb to the other side? Do they have a contact to meet up with on the other side in this very specific part of the wall where no authorities are watching? Why would people who aren't expecting to get hit by drugs be hanging out right no the other side? How strong are these people that they can throw sixty fucking pounds over a big wall?

Catapults can shoot sixty pounds of drugs from Mexico City to Los Angeles in less than three minutes
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Pics of policemen or it didn't happen
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Topic
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I'd like to see this one without garfield in it
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Jeans were cool
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Indie rock is boring shit for hipsters. MrMelodramatic's topic about song's that get stuck in his head makes me cringe. Fucking hipster dumbass.

popular songs =/= hipster lol. bumped the topic with a decent song tho (admittedly not amazing), you should give it a listen.

I'm in love with MrMelodramatic.

That makes one of us.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/6mz97c/were_closer_to_2004_than_we_are_to_1984/?st=J52OYKK1&sh=5b471284
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just go to the subreddit. I'm probably near the top
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Or, my front page at least.

Okay I'm leaving again
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trodi_911 posted...

How are my confessions supposed to be anonymously posted if you are not here.

Do what I do and post them yourself, but pretend someone else wrote it

CaptBuzzKiII posted...

It will not make it to 500.

Stop being so melodramatic

wolfy42 posted...

Your going to jail for 7 days? What did you do?!!??

My going to jail for 7 days what?
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Maybe she only owns 2 shirts
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Keep the confession topic going please it needs to get to 500
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oh man those texts can't be real

right
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Either post all the confessions or stop posting the ones about yourself like a vain, insecure loser

people are free to respond to the ones about themselves and read the spreadsheet. I said I was giving up 200 posts ago.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

This is brutal.

?

Anal is only for very special people. I told her we're not friends and hopefully that's the end of this schtick.
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yeah basically. snapchat is the new texting, grandma!

k I'll tell her no
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I think it's pathetic posters like MrMelodramatic make up sex stories on GameFAQs when they could make a real one with me.

if i didn't make up sex stories I'd have to make up stories about something even more unbelievable

Show us your mangled penis MrMelodramatic

it's not mangled :p and no
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I feel rough giving her a point-blank "no" but i don't know how else to say it anymore
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:(

:)

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Oh. That's dumb.
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I can see it when I click on my bio...

It's under contact info, the same place you can see PSNs and Friend Codes (but I don't have any of those set up).
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MrMelodramatic posted...

What about you?

It really upsets me that this song is just the most basic chord structure ever but it's so much better than anything I've ever written
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If you wanna keep the thread alive then post the fucking confessions. it's bad enough we got 50 people asking for a link at once

no

"emails in the bio" do you think you funny [n]? You think this all shits and games?? Mudda fucka I'll bust a cap in that fat is so far people will be DIGGING for it. LMAO don't even fuck with me unless you got some high dense armor big boy. I'm on my flats flounders shit bitch boy what's up? WHAT'S UP, WAIT UP, HOL' UP CUZ I'M COMING FOR THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE U LIL BITCH.

never got an email boi
(this reminds me i need to check the mail lol thanks)

My confession is I'm only sending this to keep the topic alive.

writing confessions doesn't bump the topic, dork :b
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so eggs
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I have the best songs.


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MrMelodramatic posted...

well I figured I might as well get this to 500 for myself. get some street cred.

DorkLink posted...

Only fools still care about 500 topics

MrMelodramatic posted...

I am one of those melodramatic fools. neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.

these posts were made 3 minutes and 1 second after each other. cool!
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I am one of those melodramatic fools. neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.
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well I figured I might as well get this to 500 for myself. get some street cred.
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my email's been in my gfaqs bio for years now bby :>
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Fuck you TC, MonsterZed was better at this than you. eat a bag of meaty dicks you fucking shit for brains. this isn't the first time you messed shit up and it won't be the last you absolute fuckeroni spaghoni, barely know you so you must have a history of stupid shit fuck ups stupid [gay slur] ass bitch [n-word] fucking post you goddamn email. I'll send you my adress and maybe we can figure this out like why you had to be the biggest bitch on the block! fuck you! close your account! You making me wanna pull some shit right now!! fuck you!

lololol
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NASCAR isn't a sport the same way NFL isn't a sport.

Racing and football are sports.
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here's a cover


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What about you?
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If I have to deal with how much life sucks, so should you
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uhh. Is that a thing? Like that's a turn on? Family problems?
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Well I certainly never claimed it was romantic :p it just was what it was
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I have to change my school login password every semester. I always just add an extra exclamation point
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Jen0125 posted...

Idk it doesn't even seem like he thought what the hell. He seemed pretty despondent and sad about the whole thing even when he was having sex with her.

I was... but I guess winter's right.

I mean I wouldn't phrase it quite that way (I'd try to make myself look better), but that's pretty much what it boils down to when I really think about it.


I don't know if this is related but I've had a migraine all day and it's killing me.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

3>1>7>4>2>5>6

I'd sway 7 and 4, then keep everything else the same
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darcandkharg31 posted...

haha!

honestly that part was a real mix of sad and sick. was probably the least funny part of the night :/
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we can talk about you if you want, koga.

please share if you feel like it :>
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blahhh I don't know guys.

I sat on her bed and we were talking about what had happened that night. She said it got weird for her during the CAH game, because she's not actually religious and she just goes to the church group for the company, but she realized tonight (last night) that they didn't share her sense of humor or like the things she did, and they were all better friends with each other than they were with her. And I sort of agreed, I guess, and was like "bro that is exactly why we should not be friends" but it fell on deaf ears.

Then she talked about how she went home for 7/4 and she had tried calling her dad to set up a birthday dinner with him before she left for college again, but he kept blowing her off, and she ended up not seeing her father at all. And she said that in a way, I reminded her of her dad, because she likes me being around and she thinks I'm a good person, but I act like I don't want to be around her and always blow her off. and I was like "tbh yeah dude I'm kind of busy, and on the list of things I want to do, hanging out with you is not that high on the list" and she said that was fine, and she could understand that.

So we were quiet for a while, and then she started talking (mostly to herself, it was sorta weird) about the first time we ever "did stuff" and talked about how she hadn't done anything that in months and she started riling herself up and idk <_< she grabbed me and kissed me and we made out and our pants came off and well, yeah.

I know I don't think she's a fun person, but it's not like I'm disgusted by her or anything. And I know I'm typically against having sex, especially when I don't know the person, so I don't know what to say. I guess I wasn't thinking with my brain. I don't have a good reason. It was just really in the moment, but as soon as the moment was over, I was like "wtf did I do"

and then of course, after that she was like "yeah so let's keep doing that except we can be friends or even more than friends that would be nice i really like you" and so then I got up and started puking and that was that, basically.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Eww, church groups :/

J/k. I'm against religion but I know some cool religious people and if that's what makes somebody happy or put positivity into the world, I'm okay with it.

This sounds like a realistic story, don't make me regret believing you!.. Seriously though, while you obviously fucked up, it's very easy to make sexy mistakes when you're tired, the day has been emotionally erratic, and guilt is involved. As much as she thinks she needs you, she doesn't, and it's no different than somebody eating themselves to death at this point. She needs to find an equally boring person who can appreciate her and maybe she will come to appreciate herself.

I totally don't mind the over-religious types, it's usually them who stop talking to me :< the overly religious types in small texas towns are usually not very tolerant for very long (at least not the ones I seem to meet)

KogaSteelfang posted...

Not mad, more frustrated. I'm sure you can understand why.

I mean, sorta. Sorry, koga.

Jen0125 posted...

How do you even get a boner when you don't wanna bang someone

It happens. stimulation is stimulation I guess.

Doctor Foxx posted...

How does sex just happen when you don't want to even spend time with that person

I don't understand having a penis I guess

uhhh youthful mistakes? idk I don't have a good reason. just a bunch of half-assed ones.
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you sound mad <.<

I can pretty much guarantee that in a week or two, this whole season of life will end
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Having a decent conversation with someone as at a 3-5 person party isn't really hitting it off lol. And I'm supposed to hang out with both E and S (plus their church group, I think?)

More friends are always good, but this group seems way too religious for me to ever really get close to them, unfortunately. We'll probably be Facebook friends at most :b
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@thecolorgreen
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