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| Topic | Every time someone at work has computer trouble, they're using Windows |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 4:17:19 PM #18 | I have a Chromebook. It does the job without much fuss. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | FUCK Kirby has amazing final boss tracks |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 3:57:37 PM #8 | HylianFox posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ha6JMgQwk I'm already listening to this right now. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Who would even replace Jim Biden from the Democrat side? |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 3:41:13 PM #42 | Morrigan Aensland. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | If you could shapeshift, what form would you take? |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 3:39:47 PM #1 | I'd a cute anime succubus with long black hair, svelte frame and emerald-green eyes. What'd you be? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Tell me three positive things you're currently looking forward to |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 3:26:11 PM #16 | Finishing my book Taking a shower Making an eighth imaginary girlfriend (I dreamt about doing it and I kinda want to) --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | 95 Million Hens Culled |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 2:36:02 PM #6 | wanderingshade posted... US won't even prevent chickens from getting Salmonella. Did you know you can under cooked eggs and chicken in other countries and not get Salmonella poisoning? And that it's a fixable problem and the United States just doesn't want to do anything about it because you can just freeze out the bacteria? They vaccinate the chickens against Salmonella before hand. Yet Perdue prides themselves in "no antibotics ever". Makes me wonder what other corners they are cutting. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | MAGA politician loses her shit when Sikh RNC convention speaker says a prayer |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 11:34:28 AM #58 | The only thing I know about Sikhism is the kirpan. It's a dagger/sword that's a part of their faith if I recall correctly. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Idaho Law Criminalizes Librarians Who Allow LGBTQ Books to Stay on Their Shelves |
| DementedDurian 07/18/24 9:30:46 AM #20 | DnDer posted... You know you can self-publish, right? Wouldn't that cost a lot of money? I don't have tens of thousands to spend on something like that. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Should Bethesda nerf Stealth Archers in Elder Scrolls 6? |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 11:05:26 PM #9 | I'd buy the Elder Scrolls 6 if they kept Blacksmithing. It's always a joy to raise my level to the point I can work with my favorite material of all media; Ebony, or Godsblood. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Idaho Law Criminalizes Librarians Who Allow LGBTQ Books to Stay on Their Shelves |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 10:00:56 PM #3 | Ugh, this does not bode well for my book since it's meant to be a LGBTQ+ story. If I can't find a publisher because of the Fahrenheit 451 villains out there, that means my only shot of independence is gone. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Thomas Matthew Crooks who shot Trump was only 20 years old |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 9:56:46 PM #440 | Sufferedphoenix posted... I really think we the people should vote on these kinds of things. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | florida education system thinks pride and prejudice is about america |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:32:50 PM #5 | Gee, I wonder how Florida's going to handle the book I'm writing. Still at it, by the way. And no, AceMos. You still can't tell them what it's about. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | "Dead Internet Theory" isn't exactly conspiracy territory from my POV. |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:26:46 PM #25 | FL81 posted... gamefaqs.gamespot.com is the last bastion of life on the internet Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. I'm still trying to find a good Discord to ask sexual health questions. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Pain is only temporary. |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:21:14 PM #4 | "Pain is your friend!" - Jamie Hyneman in one episode of Mythbusters --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | I wish I was a cute anime girl right now. |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:14:48 PM #2 | Why. Am. I. Cursed? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | So, dogs pant to cool themselves off. wtf do cats do? |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:11:53 PM #19 | On the flip side, they don't like the cold. Even Risaad of Skyrim mentions the cold gets to him. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Microsoft has laid off their DEI team causing outrage on X |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 6:31:27 PM #53 | Agent_Stroud posted... Ive noticed that too. Some form of nepotism? I really don't know... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | What's the first thing that comes to mind: only the rich can afford this |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 4:04:10 PM #98 | Ratchetrockon posted... Islands --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | I wish I was a cute anime girl right now. |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:40:35 AM #1 | I hate this body. Hairy, fat, eyes like slivers. Why am I cursed? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | $10 million but monster girls become real |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:25:53 AM #25 | Does this include succubi? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | New anime about guy marrying his robot maid |
| DementedDurian 07/17/24 7:22:58 AM #16 | Zikten posted... Whole story seems pointless then. You might as well marry your refrigerator Wouldn't that be a runaway bride if we have to catch it? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | If Trump died how bad would have shit hit the fan? |
| DementedDurian 07/16/24 9:24:27 AM #30 | Zikten posted...
Lots of them are claiming that God disrupted the plan A just God wouldn't have Trump have the rally in the first place, but God is far from just. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | What is Joe Biden's favorite JRPG? |
| DementedDurian 07/15/24 7:06:38 PM #11 | Didn't he play Animal Crossing and have an island of his own?
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| Topic | What game have you beaten that you think very few or nobody else here has? |
| DementedDurian 07/08/24 9:12:31 AM #38 | Gotcha Force (GC)
Ed, Edd, Eddy Games (GC & GBA) Tower of Guns (PS4) --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | What video games from 500 years ago still hold up graphically? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 11:07:42 PM #5 | I was meaning literally 500 years ago.
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| Topic | What video games from 500 years ago still hold up graphically? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 11:04:01 PM #1 | I wanna know.
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| Topic | The Perfect BODY or Unlimited free Fast Food |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:29:56 PM #3 | Does the perfect body come with bat wings and prehensile tail?
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| Topic | House of the Dragon S2 E4 Discussion **SPOILERS** |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:28:53 PM #2 | That doesn't tell me much.
Also, Game of Thrones anime when? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | I didn't know how much effort it would take to open these 150yr windows |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:21:54 PM #7 | LonelyStoner posted...
Unsealing caulked windows and using window weather stripping to ensure a solid seal. This at your home? I can't imagine moving one-hundred-fifty-year-old windows unless it was a church of some kind. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | *checks out at grocery store* |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:20:17 PM #7 | I noticed a fish tank at Wal-Mart that said something about "we need $$$ or we're going to die" charity thing.
The oddest part? I noticed an employee grab the entire tank and carry it off to an office. I got the vibe this was some sort of scam by the management. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | I didn't know how much effort it would take to open these 150yr windows |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:17:17 PM #2 | Uh, what are you doing?
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| Topic | Oklahoma tells schools to teach from the bible. |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 10:16:05 PM #82 | I'd rather read the Pastafarian book again. I actually have that; asked for it alongside Animal Farm one year for Christmas ironically enough.
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| Topic | Redbox died so bulletbox could live. |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:48:53 PM #16 | Does this mean someone is going to build a Claptrap, too?
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| Topic | If you had an automatic empath superpower, how would it affect you? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:45:47 PM #8 | SomeLikeItHoth posted...
From Heroes. Never watched it. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Just got back from CALIFORNIA for the first time in half a decade, AMA! |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:45:25 PM #9 | How do I do the Konami Code on mobile phones?
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| Topic | Think of a number between 1 and 5 |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:38:17 PM #2 | I win!
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| Topic | If you had an automatic empath superpower, how would it affect you? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:35:13 PM #6 | SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Isn't that Sylar's power? Not familiar with them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | If you had an automatic empath superpower, how would it affect you? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:29:44 PM #3 | Waxitron_Gazer posted...
how would this power work I imagined it as anyone you communicated with face-to-face and not in a Skype way. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Can you name this man who be the next President of the USA? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:27:12 PM #2 | That's my uncle.
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| Topic | BBQ flavor > Any other chip flavor. |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:26:10 PM #17 | Can't beat Pizza Pringles. Loved them as a 90's kid.
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| Topic | If you had an automatic empath superpower, how would it affect you? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:22:19 PM #1 | I mean, to feel someone else's emotions automatically would be mostly a curse. Lovemaking would be twice as fun, but if someone was hurt you'd feel the pain as well.
I'd imagine if I was that person, I surround myself with happy people who actually cared about one another, lest I feel the hatred and glower that so many evil folk have these days. What about you? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Are French Fries really French? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 9:14:12 PM #7 | I've always heard they're from Belgium.
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| Topic | I love fucking Bananas |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:51:13 PM #30 | Well, I like tacos. Egg tacos.
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| Topic | Argentina Once Led on LGBTQ Rights, but Now Look at It |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:46:58 PM #11 | Kradek posted...
Self-sacrifice like something from a movie that actually worked like it would in a movie. True love. I remember an episode of Mythbusters that proved that jumping on top of a live grenade to protect people from the blast does work in real life. You're certainly dead, but it can work. But so would putting it in a bucket of water. They tested that and it worked as well. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
| Topic | Grocery stores are the worst. |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:43:03 PM #18 | The metal floors at the big Wal-Mart in my town are starting to remind me of a floor in a horror cyberpunk game. It freaks me out.
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| Topic | I've recently discovered that I'm immune to mosquito bites |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:36:11 PM #5 | Some people are immune to poison ivy. Several cast members of Mythbusters had an immunity (or they just didn't apply it properly or something) and they had to rely on the camera crew to test if vodka could help with poison ivy itchiness.
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| Topic | Are you hairy? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:33:13 PM #31 | I hate all my hair. I look like Mario if he was a hairy lumberjack and I have dandruff that flakes badly.
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| Topic | Would you F*** with an Oujia board? |
| DementedDurian 07/07/24 8:29:52 PM #62 | Pikachuchupika posted...
Can you suck out the souls of men? Uh, yeah. I prefer women though. Heineken14 posted... You are not a demon or sucubus though. You are just a human. If people can identify as animals, I can identify as a female demon. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
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