Lurker > DementedDurian

I sit down.

I'd make the Asari from Mass Effect real.

1) Book

2) Thumbs

3) Picture

4) Beer

5) Magenta

That excuse of a color gives me a headache looking at it.

Me and a Skeledirge have to beat one of Skyrim's Wispmothers.

Skeledirge probably would win by Torch Song alone. And I could always assume the Trainer role for this.

Can we also get anime-level shenanigans like body-swapping, magical ninja arts and catgirls?

What's your favorite anime that involves two women swapping bodies?

Piplup_Sniper posted...

What???

I own Lakeview Manor, Proudspire Manor, Vindrel Hall, Honeyside, Breezehome, Hjerim, Tundra Cottage, Shadowfoot Sanctrum, Bloodchill Manor, Severin Manor, the Arch-Mage's Quarters, Myrwatch and Hendraheim.

What are YOU talking about?

Hyena_Of_Ice posted...

LOL. Okay, let's all pitch in!

Is there an alternative dimension version of Spiderman who is a sentient loaf of bread with beady black doe eyes?

This isn't a contest.

...Nancy Pelosi becomes Spider-Man after being bit by a radioactive Elvis impersonator?

Luteo posted...

I don't find it ironic or funny at all, civil rights are applied to all people, presumed guilty or not.

The whole case reminds me on how shows like CSI and the lot do semi-legal or even illegal things that would get people fired or cases thrown out.

Case in point, one character in CSI: NY tried to falsify evidence so she can stop a rapist who was getting away with the crime.

Once she was let go by Gary Sinise's character, she stalked him independently and ended up getting killed by him.

Like-Like.

I hate this body of mine, so yes.

WingsOfGood posted...

does succubus look like a normal prostitute or does she look like an anime person with exaggerated unrealistic proportions?

The ones I saw looked like normal humans and didn't have anime-like eyes. The first one (who was the more powerful one) had bluish skin, long red hair and sharp claws and toes. She was also naked.

The second had normal skin with blonde slender pigtails on the shoulders and was topless. She could easily be mistaken for a normal human.

Neither them had horns, tails nor bat wings.

I have met two succubi.

sk8r4s810 posted...

Oh boy

I've literally heard people on this site say pitbulls should "not be allowed to breed" or "they should all be put down".

She is in no way a succubus. Trust me, I'm met a few.

I currently weigh about 276 lbs and most of it is in my gut.

I have no desire to work out because I would hate my body regardless.

Being assigned male at birth is kind of a letdown when you want to be a cute girl with long hair and at least some curves to prevent any doubt that I am female.

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

Lets say that pitbulls are not necessarily more aggressive than other dogs, but when they do attack the effects are more fatal than those from other breeds due to their massive strength. Chihuahuas are probably more aggressive, but its nothing that a kick wont wolve.

I appreciate the honest response, but boy howdy does it make my blood boil when it comes to this board sometimes.

To put my perspective out there, I'll tell you lot a conversation I had with my respite care worker.

The subject of a first kiss came up and I told her the story about how I met a transgender woman in my dreams who I kissed.

As soon as I mentioned the word "transgender", my respite care worker tells some odd story about how a transgender woman try to gut a nurse in the stomach with a sword, referring to her as "the transgender" multiple times.

I'm a transgender woman myself and what she told me feels like one of those rhetorics that is supposed to demonize us. I don't go around with swords and try to kill people with them, yet I feel like what she heard was a demonization story.

I feel the same way with pitbulls, as the best dog I've ever known was one and I'm admittedly not found of dogs.

So to hear the same people here who wish to protect our democracy also talk about genocide rubs me the wrong way.

It's not right.

Can we shut the fuck up about pitbulls? It feels offensive to take the actions of a few and demonize the whole group to the point people want to engage in genocide of a species.

There was an island near Russia where some mammoths survived until about 1200 years ago.

I don't know what it is called though.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Close your account

Pororin!

What's a relationship gap?

ClayGuida posted...

Guns were a bad idea.

Given that the first hand cannons invalidated any sort of armor at the time, yeah.

It wasn't until modern body armor was invented that bullets could be stopped.

And even that has limitations.

I've played a few of the games and the gonzo nature of its humor is what I like best. The TnA doesn't do much for me since I'm not into that. I prefer more intimate interactions with female characters and seeing Ryobi complain about her (lack of) breasts again gets old.

I did make a mega-character in Elden Ring that could assume the role of about 90 of the characters from various games and mobile releases. I really don't play Elden Ring anymore since multiplayer is lackluster and that's what I wanted to do.

I also made five of the characters in Fallout 76. Specifically Miyabi, Murasaki, Imu, Ryobi and Ryona. I don't think anyone knew what I was doing.

Anyway, is the series something you enjoy? Also, mind the rules.

Turducken posted...

As a cannibal?

Present.

It was on a free streaming service and saw it on the guide several times before. I watched it because I wanted to see the facts for myself.

It tore me apart to see murdered people, including children and an infant. I was mortified and started crying in anger.

I would never understand why people are so selfish that they try to cement their place in history by doing such atrocious acts.

I respect the director's decision to never mention the shooter's name (and quite frankly, I'm not either). His name deserves to be forgotten and the names of his victims be the history we remember.

I looked on Wikipedia and of course, the page mentions the fucker's name. That's my biggest gripe with the site and I wish they'd change their policy to erase his name from the page as well as other mass-shooters.

I also learned that some dickhead made a thriller movie based on the shooting. I also will not mention the name of that movie.

As I learn about this and other problems in our world, I'm starting to develop a sense of misanthropy. I kinda hate the world I'm in, doing more and more things in escapism.

Here? It's fine. I have many people who have similar interest with me and we can always share a lark or two to unwind.

I don't regret coming here and my time online has been a bit soothing. I also have learned to temper myself with my sense of humor and anger based on feedback from you guys.

Well, I'm going to get back to what I was doing. I'll see you guys later.

Still beat by Spongebob, my friend.

...why?

Kirby and The Amazing Mirror

No Patrick, plates are not utensils.

Granted, it was very late Match Game (not the one with Alec Baldwin), but it tells you how old he is.

If you're wondering about the question, it's "Donald Trump isn't looking too good today. I saw him entering a limo this morning and later exit a ______.".

You fill in the blank.

thisworld posted...

Is tc Boogie2988?

If TC is indeed him, why out yourself like that?

Dhelmise.

Sry4PartyRockin posted...

Reminder that he named of one of his children X A-12.

How the fuck are you even supposed to pronounce that? It makes "Moon Unit" look tame in comparison.

R1masher posted...

ok, hope your nerves settle down and you can process and overcome what youre feeling, honestly wasnt trying to agitate you

It's not you why I'm agitated. I tend to get paranoid on certain things and the possibility that my grandmother could have died is a bit unexpected.

But you're fine. I just wanted to get this off my chest and all that.

R1masher posted...

I like puns, humor is used as a coping mechanism for some or used to change the temperature of the room

Yeah, I understand. Humor isn't one of my coping skills and is more a creative outlet for me. I tend to prefer actually changing the temperature in my room to cope. I get overheated sometimes when I'm agitated and like a cool room in general.

R1masher posted...

Bwah ha ha ha

I'm not laughing. Quite frankly, I'm a bit rattled.

cjsdowg posted...

I remember that guy, didn't they catch him in Augusta, after he was on the run? I mean they keep saying how smart this dude was , but he was just bridge away from the SC.

He's more willful and sociopathic than "smart", from what I could gather.

And the crux of his insanity defense was a "brain defect". I'm not buying either.

My grandfather was a grievance counselor at a South Carolina prison where Stanko was housed during his first arrest for kidnapping.

He befriended Stanko (and told me he feels stupid about it now) and even got a personally signed copy of a book Stanko co-written called "Living in Prison".

When the manhunt for him was going on, my grandmother was in fear of her life because he at one point wanted to come to the house.

It's kinda scary to think that I knew of him but didn't know the whole truth until now. I also didn't know every time a crime show involving him my grandmother would get upset. She still hasn't forgiven my grandfather for the mistake.

Anyway, I feel uneasy. I'm going to get some water.

If I had a bit of control on what I could eat, I'd take the deal.

Kisai posted...

::topic says to name an anime character for U.S. President::

::TC opens with a video game character::

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/62845b6f.jpg

There is an anime bit in Disgaea 2 started by Laharl. Adell is present for it.

I'd like to see a Pokemon based on an hourglass.

I know people hate object-based Pokemon, but I really would like that regardless.

...again?

Masters of Disguise

One of my favorites for being so dumb.

CRON posted...

What's the book about?

It's a satire/ecchi novel.

Won't say the concept other than it takes an infamously nightmarish experience and turns it into a heavenly one.

Part of me just wants to get it out there to share with the world, but I also want to be independent as a person since my family tends to not care for my emotional needs.

Either way, I'm having fun writing it.

Fluttershy posted...

There's more than one universe.

wouldn't that undermine the idea?

I don't care either way.

I do.

HairyQueen posted...

The universe

There's more than one universe.