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Doesnt he have people to drive for him?

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Well if not shell have plenty of them on this worldwide trip.

Shes just got a masters degree and is likely making bank, shes gonna go fuck everything she can in those foreign countries >_>

SAlYAN posted...

He had a kid come out as Trans, didn't like it, and he got mad when people gave him shit for being upset about it.

This and hes apparently on certain drugs making him act out more. Like hes probably always been a douchebag but he was good at hiding it for so long, remember when the internet treated him as the real life Tony Stark lol

Who the fuck can afford a six month trip

Yes, I get all stock market holidays off

Mostly just see spiders and house centipedes cause they eat all the other bugs and have a turf war going on in the storage room so Ill scoop them up and throw them down there if I see one anywhere else in the house

I did have a pretty nasty carpenter ant infestation in a window a few months ago. Saw a few of them hanging out near a tiny hole in the windowsill and nuked the fuck out of that window with bug spray. Went back in the room a few hours later and there were hundreds if not thousands of dead/dying ants in there. Kept seeing more crawl out of the hole squirming around and dying

Still way more of a spine than Rafael Cruz though

Trump called his wife ugly and said some conspiracy theory shit about his dad and Rafael still praises him constantly

Gears of War trilogy (and maybe Judgment?) are all X-enhanced now iirc

SAlYAN posted...

The Leviticus law against homosexuality (a mistranslarion btw, but that's another argument) is one chapter later than the one condemning eating shellfish.

So they day I see these fucks picketing Red Lobster for sending the masses to Hell in a biscuit basket, maybe I'll take them seriously.

I havent read the Bible yet (its pretty far down on my list of fantasy novels to read) but what is the logic behind not eating shellfish?

or really anything for that matter

It all reads like it was written by some asshole who just wanted to make everyone feel bad for existing

I have an old (2010ish) Mitsubishi TV with a 16 speaker soundbar built into it.

Wish they made a 4K version, that thing has the best fucking audio experience ever

Bhutan
Belgium
Mexico

Tough choice here considering I know very little about any of these

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

I hate em.

The only thing I've ever tried to bake in them that turned out even remotely decent was fish. Everything else takes an eternity and comes out as complete crap.

You're doing something wrong

This is purely anecdotal evidence but the one guy I know who is a HUGE gun lover has a small dick, by his own admission as well as multiple women he's slept with. But he's also happy with it.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Maybe I've just experienced more of it than most other people but the Oreo commercial was actually sweet.

It's definitely sweet, it's just weird that it's an Oreo commercial and there's like nothing Oreo related at all aside from about one second of a cute home video of the little girl putting Oreos over her eyes and it's a blink-and-miss thing

The Oreos thing cracked me up

And yeah, corporate pandering is dumb but I guess one silver lining is if they see it as more profitable to pander to these groups that means the data shows more people are accepting of them

Back_Stabbath posted...

i wish we were in the timeline where trump stayed just the you're fired guy from the apprentice

Trump probably wishes that too tbh. He could be living out his senior years being a billionaire banging porn stars but because Obama made him look like a bitch at that White House dinner he had to go run for President to try to undo Obamas legacy and now hes one of the most hated men in the world and constantly facing legal troubles. Most of his awfulness would still be unknown to most people.

In Nebraska, but this is the first time in 8 years of having Geico that my premium went up for no apparent reason. No claims, no new car, etc.

Up about $15 a month. Not a big deal but when it's on top of a bunch of other bullshit then it all adds up. Like my mortgage payment just went up about $40 a month too due to property taxes and homeowners insurance increases.

Also

Breaking News: WB buys rights to HP from JKR
*one week later*
Breaking News: Wizarding World at Universal Studios to be shut down as a tax write-off

-Crissaegrim- posted...

How do you make Quidditch work as a game when it revolves around the team scoring petty points until the match winner Chaser catches a Golden Snitch?

It only works for the books and movies to give Harry a way to singlehandedly win at things.

I feel like one easy workaround is to not have a scoreboard show the results until the Snitch is caught. Then the team that catches it gets their 150 points but doesn't know if they won the game until all the points are tallied up.

But I mean you could easily just have the coach keep track of how many Quaffles got through a hoop and tell their seeker to go for it unless you also have a bunch of "secret" points for certain things being done throughout the game that are harder to keep track of, like most enemy players hit in the face with a Bludger.

idk man

Edit: ooh, how about a time limit instead of just ending when the snitch is caught. So you can catch it to pretty much guarantee victory but if you didn't do it within an hour or whatever then it's just whoever had more points wins.

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lmao

Apparently a lot of people have now blocked Apple on Twitter, only they didnt do it themselves. Apples posts are all missing now as well.

Looks like Elon threw a fit like the little bitch he is lol

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This is the one for me too because I have a memory of me asking my mom why it's spelled with an e

Renew The Looney Tunes Show you cowards

Boooo no Gears collection but E-Day should be fun

Gears!!!

GeminiDeus posted...

How long is the showcase supposed to be? Looks like it's ending soon.

Thought I saw 2 hours somewhere

edit - must include the cod one

specialkid8 posted...

People still play sea of thieves?

its fun as hell especially with friends

Is WoW at least on game pass now

Gimme my Gears you cowards

Tyranthraxus posted...

I have bad news for you

Oh I know. Back 4 Blood was the closest Ill get and it just didnt have the same magic unfortunately

Tyranthraxus posted...

Are zombies even still in fashion? Feels overdone at this point.

ngl Id love a Left 4 Dead 3

solosnake posted...

lots of rumors that xbox handheld will be revealed

so like a Steam Deck with the Xbox OS?

Is FF9 remake a thing thats actually being rumored or just a wish? I loved that game

Gears of War collection plz

Let me play it on PC damn it

Bump

PowerOats posted...

how did they ruin the flood levels, unless you mean they are too bright, shiny and clean?

Yeah thats pretty much it, like they play fine but the atmosphere just isnt right. The original feels like it switched to a legit horror game at that point

https://youtu.be/wD-vEoZCGRc?si=mRCyFluoBSDZ5j-w

This one always cracks me the fuck up

PowerOats posted...

Halo CE was already remade and it still looks gorgeous wtf

They ruined the Flood levels though

I want this to be a full blown remake where they really go all in on how horrifying the Flood is

Null_Gain posted...

Do PS5 owners really need to be exposed to a hacker infested multiplayer?

Is MCC that bad now? Havent touched it in ages

Guide posted...

MCC exists, why would anyone get this

Because itll hopefully be a way better version than Anniversary was

Judgments campaign was fun but I wasnt a fan of how they changed up the gameplay and I never touched the multiplayer.

If they really are doing the collection I wonder how theyll handle multiplayer. Do it like Halo MCC where each multiplayer is included and you can bounce between them? Or have one multiplayer based on one of the games but with all of the maps?

NoxObscuras posted...

Not only do I remember it, but I put almost 60 hours into it and will play even more of it when the big update for it releases on June 27th. Looks like a ton of fun

I only played it for like an hour. Enjoyed it enough, its just harder for me to put time into games like that with a baby now so my gaming time ends up being me firing up Call of Duty or some other instant gratification type game

https://gamerant.com/gears-of-war-collection-more-evidence-soundtracks-update/

Its been rumored to be in development for like two years now but this small and unnecessary change to soundtrack cover art a day before a big Microsoft game conference seems to be confirmation that its real

Gears 2 is my favorite in the series, would love to play an enhanced version on PC

Gears of War remaster collection

Good times

Quarterly pest control

Gonna cancel it soon though, been using them for nearly two years and still have a yard infested with everything they supposedly treat for

The extra taxes that get taken out of a bonus check will be returned to you when you file your tax return next year

or the amount you owe will be lowered if youre one of those poor bastards that owes