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Why not just use Biden's Ministry of Information that he created to monitor everyone that the right was soooooo, so upset about.... oh wait.

Fucking stupid assholes.

CRON posted...

1. Shift officials' messaging to be more firm and fierce, explaining in blunt and aggressive, non PR-friendly terms that this current administration is actively trying to turn America into an authoritarian state where everybody who isn't in the 1% will live miserable lives. Call crazy far-right fucks crazy and unhinged. Call them evil.
2. Quadruple-down on pointing out the morally-abhorrent things Republican officials and associates have said and done and relentlessly drive the point home that they're corrupt at best and a direct threat/danger to America at worst.
3. Take advantage of the Epstein files outrage and relentlessly remind Americans of examples of the far right being involved in child abuse scandals. Convince people that the far-right has been and will continue to be dangers to children whether it's jeopardizing their futures economically or directly putting them at risk of being abused.
4. Spend whatever money/means necessary on establishing any semblance of a left-leaning media ecosystem that relentlessly drives the point home that the fight against the 1% is an "all of us vs. a few of them" situation. Even take a page from the right's playbook and boost the visibility of terminally-online jabronis that paint the right out as evil and dangerous while trying to give them the same reach that the right/foreign misinformation campaigns had towards normies and boomers
5. Make the Democratic platform a combination of "saving America" from what MAGA did and a new, modern-day equivalent of the New Deal. Relentlessly shine the spotlight on housing, inflation, healthcare and education.
6. Transition away from the "old guard" like Schumer/Pelosi and put the spotlight on Millennial and Gen Z officials and politicians who are just as sick and tired of the same old shit as everyone else.
7. Continue to actually give a fuck about optics and start appealing to segments of middle, rural and inner-city America that felt left behind by the party and strategically present depictions and examples of the same people coming together in solidarity with demographics they wouldn't usually be associated with, and vice versa.
8. Strategically and sensibly distance the party from its stereotypical association with some of the more egregious examples of pointless culture war bullshit unless in situations where groups' direct and immediate safety + freedoms are at risk.

A lot of that sounds good, they just need to do the difficult task of condensing that down into like 30-60 second single sentence quips. I feel like that is where republicans kill democrats. They just continuously get to be like "Shut up, nerd. You're for open borders and we'll protect America and make you rich!" while the democrat sits there and um, actuallys them for 30 minutes while they've moved onto their next talking point.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lw7dgHJjCXI

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Not calling half the population nazis would be a good start to winning them over for one.

I think they should stop killing unicorns as well, if we are just making up things that aren't happening!

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Shut the fuck up.

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It's so people completely disconnected from a case can fuel their bloodlust for vengeance!

MartavisBryant posted...

In what way? I'm genuinely asking, as I've only ever driven sedans.

I just hate getting in/out of them now days. It was fine when I was younger but my old broken ass body would much rather step up into something rather than plop my old fat ass down. lol

Plus I just like the more room they give. While I don't use my bed on a regular basis I use it enough to be annoying if I have to call someone to borrow a truck or some shit.

Wedge_Antilles posted...

Truck drivers all seem to have a "road laws are for everyone else, im special" attitude.

As someone that has driven only trucks for the last like 20 years.... truck drivers are some of the absolute worst on the road.

Charismic_Zach_Gowen posted...

The angle that people are missing is that the Super Bowl is one of the most international tourist attended events in the US. This regime has made it clear they're willing to revoke visas for wrong think.

They will absolutely be monitoring for dissidents attending to make an example.

I really hope US attendance is abysmal for the a world Cup while Mexico and Canada have full capacity.

RasterGraphic posted...

I wondering about that the other day. I was always told they weren't legal here but saw one drive down a road one night.

If I'm remembering right, they are able to be imported freely due to how old they are but for some reason some states were starting to ban them as being "dangerous" even though they shouldn't need to meet safety regulations due to age. Kei trucks that is but I could see them doing it with kei cars as well.

Vokrent posted...

Sounds like a you problem. I'd rather drive a sedan over a modern pickup any day.

Not really, since I... You know.... Just drive my truck.

Bass posted...

I don't get having a truck for your primary vehicle. Just seems dumb unless you have a job where you actually need it.

Because driving cars fucking sucks.

GOP did the walk past and shoulder bump into the DNC who turned around and threw them down a flight of stairs. lol

Well they certainly weren't afraid of killing kids in this that's for sure. Lol

ConfusedTorchic posted...

no lol

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-proposes-new-stimulus-checks-up-to-2000-dollars-americans-tariffs-10822073

Johnny18Damon posted...

Didn't he start talking about 5k checks back in March?

That was Elon.

Wow, the kid video taping one was super fucked up in how real it was. Damn, Tim got done dirty.

Holy hell. The Fun Size one was so fucking good. May be one of my favorite shirts in the whole franchise. Lol

ReturnOfDevsman posted...

To encourage Americans to buy shitty American made products. Trump's billionaire buddies don't want to have to compete the way you're supposed to (you know, by making your products not shitty) so they jack up the prices of the competition.

I feel stupid for not even thinking of that, of buying shit with the stimulus. So, we pay the tariffs, they give us some of it back, and then we immediately turn around and give some of THAT back by paying for some more tariffs. lol

Wait, so we paid for the tariffs and then now he's giving SOME of the money back and the dullards are gonna be like "Hell yeah, awesome!" when he gives us $5 back of the $20 we gave him. lol

Well wed no longer have to see your stupid "America voted for this" posts.

LightSnake posted...

Was it easier for Jamal Khashoggi to talk in Saudi Arabia or in America?

Well that's different. He wasn't a highly public comedian from a different country purposely paid to come provide propaganda cover for Saudi Arabia being awesome while signing a contract stating you can't talk about certain things.

You know.... freedom of speech!

K181 posted...

I like swords

Curved swords?

Do you get to the cloud district often?

Monferno_AQW posted...

Imagine if the military generals had done this when they were forced to meet with Trump and Hegseth.

A man can dream.

They also wouldn't have had to run as far, cause no way Donnie's doughy ass would have ran as much as that Nazi did.

Quorthon109 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f19dc946.jpg

Imagine saying this in Saudi Arabia of all places. Try mentioning Khashoggi or Al-Jasser over there and see what happens you god damn fool. This is exactly what they paid these comedians for.

Especially after singing a contract stating you couldn't talk about certain things. lol

darkknight109 posted...

One of the people who was there (https://www.reddit.com/r/udub/comments/1nvrdnd/comment/ nhbw5vo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x& utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) thinks he was mentally unwell rather than a "true believer", so to speak.

I mean.....

The_Popo posted...

Incoming tariffs on AEW

Going to arrest all of their Mexican wrestlers.

Also, holy fuck it's so bad watching NXT. Pretty much every single commercial break starts with those fucking lame ass propaganda bullshits.

I'm sure the right will continue to bring this up all the time and remember it for years just like they do Jussie Smollett.

divot1338 posted...

We both know he doesnt give a shit about them.

But putting down liberal protestors thats Trumps passion.

Cool, so your concern of retribution are hollow then. Neat.

divot1338 posted...

Im not equating anything.

Im outright saying that its both illegal and wrong for a person or a group to follow someone and mace them.

And when Donnie is itching for an excuse to deploy ICE against protestors the fact that so many of you are willing to provide the justification is concerning.

If he manages to derail elections again its going to happen just like that.

Well Donnie is already doing that, so just flip your argument around and say this is the consequences of his actions. If Donnie wants his base of Nazi goons to stop being harassed, maybe he should stop doing Nazi goon shit.

ellis123 posted...

This is why this sort of poll should replace "No" with "Yes, unless I post down below."

First vegy poll?

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What a dorky ass post. lol

Also, holy shit. I finally saw the video of Whiskey Dick trying to do pullups. lol

Purple_Cheetah posted...

I don't know, but he's already said he'd vote for him again if he could. So that says enough.

I'll speculate that he'll say some garbage about it only applying to active service or something about 'it's different'. I mean he straight up said earlier that he once considered signing up to the military, but figured he might get stuck somewhere having to fight, which changed his mind. So it's just another overweight white guy complaining about the lack of standards of those that actually do serve/fight.

Yeah, perused a FB comment section of everyone making fun of Donnie being an out of shape lard ass while the DUI Fox News host told soldiers they need to have better standards, and the right wing bots were all saying the same thing, that it doesn't matter because Donnie isn't technically IN the military.

Post-game interview. How we feeling?

Rofl

ToadallyAwesome posted...

Is it just me or do more and more cops seem to be extra jumpy/anxious all the time now? Like arent cops suppose to be cool headed and able to handle stressful situations?

I'd assume it's just a big mix of cops being predominately right wing, easily suseptible to propaganda, and only consume right wing media that tells them the country is a war zone. On top of their Alpha Male warrior bullshit attitude they instill in them, it's not a good combination of having sane and rational people.

Mibahlzitch posted...

"Explain it to me with pictures like im six"

Worth a try.

Lots of people: "That shit's too complicated! Explain it to me like I'm 5!"

mistymermaid posted...

"out of touch" maybe, albeit for a very different reason.
I don't get why someone other than a fascist would desire federal employment today.

Do you think every person working for the federal government changes when a new president is elected? That's the only way your asinine thought process can make sense.

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CE is a collective of bushy bearded military action figures!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTPBPcKpGP8

I don't think you understand. Once those 3 trans kids playing softball are thrown in concentration camps, those jobs will come back like 100 fold and we'll be so fucking awesome! /s

El_Dustino posted...

People like Newsom shitting on Trump on Twitter, why shouldn't she do so as well?

Because she will immediately get blasted as hysterical minority woman who is overly emotional and not fit to run the country.

Those prices are absurd though.

Oh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a wanna be dictator?

That don't impress me much.

McmadnessV3 posted...

*insert meme of the guy shooting the guy then blaming a different guy here*

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/93949bf4.jpg

WingsOfGood posted...

Holy shit it finally is happening

They kept teasing it during Obama era but always made a deal

Trump is trash

Dawg, they shut the government down multiple times under Donnie's first admin. He has the longest shutdown in US history at a little over a month.

Crazyman93 posted...

Is this even news? I feel like this happens every goddamn year at this point.

Literally did not have any government shutdowns under Biden.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdowns_in_the_United_States#2024

mybbqrules posted...

Active posts: 2

C'mon people. We all know what this is. Tag them and move on.

Maybe this time will be different and he'll come back and have a good faith conversation!

Lolol

Tc gets all their recipes from the cooking with Jack show.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Why the fuck did America vote for this!?

Do you ever wake up and ponder why you are the way you are?

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bone apple teeth!