Lurker > Silverliner182V

better hide under your beds

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edwardsdv walks through the walls to bypass the gate

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edwardsdv eats the acid slimes because they look delicious

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in as "edwardsdv"

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finalizing caster (snoop dogg)

you already knew this, though

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i would tell you to use mibbit but dejatoons is literally comprised of facists and don't let anyone use mibbit on their server, lol

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don't release the characters we submitted imo just in case we want to REUSE them

(if this game is ever actually done on b8 lol)

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what if you make a perfect, exact copy of you but didn't destroy the original using the teleporter device

have you ever thought about THAT

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tag

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c

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so straight teenagers never get murdered?

nice strawman

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again, occam's razor.

it's unlikely to be a robbery gone bad. most thieves are cowards and wouldn't dare approach a group of two or more. it is also unlikely that they would shoot them, since a robber is in it for the money and (generally) doesn't want blood on his hands.

it is also incredibly unlikely to be a psychopath, or else there would be an ongoing chain of murders.

it's not a sex crime, they weren't raped and they weren't prostitutes.

besides that I can't think of a lot of reasons to randomly shoot two people. easy to assume it's a hate crime. you don't kill people without a reason, even if your reasoning is bad.

it's horrible regardless, but still.

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occam's razor says they were killed because they were lesbians imho -- especially if the crime happened in the bible belt.

there's not much reason to shoot not one, but two teenagers in the head with a gun.

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don't deluge yourself, maria.

L is clearly the super high school level aquaman

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the ability to get eaten by a lion

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Private actions. All day.

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it's pretty hard to doctor video evidence

especially when we don't have access to the proper video editing software

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but you don't even know what they go to

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give me my keys back

they are all i need
(also they're useless to you)

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maria stripped me naked and took my stuff

she is clearly a thief, as she stole my car keys

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i deserve the MVP for shooting the goddamn culprit in the face



but still, can't vote L, so I have to vote Shados.
##MVP: Shados

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We can end this if Luis and sceptile vote.

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nah he's pathetic scum but I'm planning on surviving this trial.

he's going to get executed anyways, and we still have to vote him even if he's dead.

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ha. forget it then. I'm not touching spiral until he's dead.

He's going to try to kill anyone who gets close to his 'corpse'.

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maria give me my golf cart keys back

am i still pinned down

##Inspect Spiral's corpse for loot.

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you know if he was a doctor, he obviously should have been able to help JC or Solfadore.

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can i loot his corpse

there might be a legendary mace on him

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The cameras on floor two don't work. You can do private actions on floor 2 during the day and nobody will know.

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The vote doesn't have to include spiral, since he would be the one executed.

Basically, everyone besides spiral could vote and then he would be dead

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who hasn't voted

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"deader than disco"

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lmao history guy shados rung up his alien buddies to shoot the bomb with an alien laser ray, killing both solfadore and JC

flawless theory from dark_spiral

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##Solfadore's murderer is Spiral.
##Justin's murderer is Spiral.

like a match already dim and damp, your mind snuffs out.

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If the theory where you push JC to his death is true, then it really doesn't matter if you survive.

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Investigating the floor using footprint technology? Is such a thing even possible?..... yes it is.

send in the alien experts

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I can do the analysis, but you might want to unpin me.

I am a detective, after all.

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They did. And KP's further inspection revealed that both bodies had precise cuts across their necks, with surgical precision.

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SSBM_guy's skeleton did the murder

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It was right beside the computer. I built a fort out of books to surround it and obscure it from view.

This is all I did. I noticed a few more things such as the USB cable while doing this. I specifically hid the bomb in order to create a deathtrap that wouldn't tie me to a murder.

That is true, however, I did not rig the bomb to explode or otherwise modify it in way that would cause me to be the killer.

This alone should paint suspicion on spiral, the only person who survived this ordeal.

Maria's investigation of the bodies reveal that they both have "precise cuts on the necks"

The neck cuts seem to be very precise

An explosion, an event of total chaos, doing this to two bodies is the equivalent of winning the lottery.

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And if by some miracle, I do live through this trial, I'll even promise to buy a first aid kit just for you, spiral.

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It's instant, someone just has to hurt themselves in order to obtain it.

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There's always the store, spiral.

Just like old times, huh?

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for the record, I really am innocent in terms to solfadore and JC's murder. The evidence clearly shows that I can't be the killer, and "L" knows this. It's most likely that Solfadore blew himself up using Dickpowers, and JC tried to jump in to save him.

But I can't let this criminal scum survive the night.

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If you kill me you get to die too, Regaro.
##Avoid regaro, since he's wrapped up in heavy armor. He is slow.
##If JC does not have a gun on him, take the paint gun and rapid-fire at Spiral's face. Until he's dead.

town so bad at killing scum i might as well do it myself.

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##Take JC's other gun from his corpse, and then shoot spiral in the chest with a full clip from it.

You've got a useful power, it would be a shame if you got to use it.

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##Take spiral's gun (JC's) and shoot spiral in the chest with it.

Let's make sure, just in case.

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Also, the bullets inside are made of rubber. They would create an impact strong enough to set off explosives. I specifically noticed that stacking books on top of the explosives "wouldn't be a smart idea", so I stacked them around the bomb instead.

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Of course, spiral, you conveniently forget that Justin would have extra clips on him. It's easy to dispose of a partially used clip and replace it with a brand new one. Reloading isn't rocket science.

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I don't make mistakes like that. Not after allegedly pulling off a perfect, untraceable crime like this would be. I can wait 48 hours to gloat about my victory over town.

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seriously. there is no evidence that shackles me to the crime. If I just sat back and said absolutely nothing, then everyone would have voted suicide or spiral.

The explosives and books are in ruins. There is no video evidence of me hiding the bomb. The two people who knew about the explosives are dead. It's a perfect crime, assuming I'm the killer.

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