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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/21/07 9:11:18 AM
#484
Kuge, still waiting to see a copy pic of a copy of that contract between you and NBC. Then i'll proclaim this topic epic.

www.photobucket.com/Eguk/thecontractisfakeandsoisthestory.jpg

That being said, this story is fake. I noticed that the fainting guy looked like the picture of "Kuge" from yahoo in which you guys thought I looked like him for some reason.

Once the topic hit 87 posts when I woke up, I decided to play it off as if it were real, lol.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - faints on face
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/21/07 2:03:43 AM
#435
Well, I would like to take this time to shed some light on some things (since I didn't want to explain everything to keep my story short)...so I guess this will be...PART 5.5:

o Some of you may be wondering, "Why would RJ want Mike to visit him?". Well, I asked RJ as soon as I got to his house and he told me after he graduated High School, Mike became his good friend and they went to several parties together, not to mention RJ wanted to sleep with Mikes girlfriend at the time. He didn't really know that Mike could be such an ass.

o Some of you may also be wondering, "How did Mike really know it was a sting?". He didn't, plain and simple. To recap what I said earlier: He wanted to set something up to where he would think I would have had sex with the girl and he would then contact my gf and say I was cheating on her. (I wouldn't cheat on her, but since he had the chat messages and whatnot he thought he could pull it off). I swear that guy is a bimbo-douche. IIRC, she was supposed to take pictures and send it back to Mike's chat name, then send them to my gf.

o Mike did stay with RJ until the beginning of May (I think). How would I have known that you may ask? Because I saw Mike at Meijer at the beginning of May. I didn't confront him at the time, but I figured I would end up meeting him soon enough.

o Many people come under the impression that Mike is a nice guy in general, I don't know how he can pull that off, but it sickens me to the core. I think I called him out in 8th grade for something and he hasn't forgiven me yet. Whenever we talked to eachother in high school, he always had a condescending tone and I really wanted to kick his ass whenever I saw him, but I really didn't care too much since we hardly did talk to eachother in highschool.

o "Why didn't Thad or Juan back you up?". As far as they knew, they only figured that Mike and I only tolerated eachother. They really had no clue about how we felt about each other, they only knew that we were going to pick up "Casey".

o "Have you confronted Mike after he came back to Michigan?". The thing about where I live is, is that hardly anyone moves away, I know he still lives in my town and I did talk to him in the middle of May when I saw him at a concession stand and he openly said the stuff 2 bullets above this comment. He thought he was was safe since thousands of people were in the area...it was for that time being he was...I got him back though...not as much as I would like, but this still isn't over between us.

I hope that cleared up some things.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/21/07 1:22:42 AM
#425
Basically, my point is that sting operations aren't bad, just poorly handled.

I agree 100%
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/21/07 1:17:11 AM
#421
My heart always warms up when you call me "Champ".
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/21/07 1:14:41 AM
#419
IIRC, Kuge is an admitted alcoholic (or maybe I'm mixing him up with Caelus) and a "professional" poker player

You remembered wrong. I don't drink alcohol, since my brother is an alcoholic. And I'm was an ONLINE poker player, the professional tag implies I was making money...
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:58:51 PM
#308
Um, Kuge Bauer is dead serious on this topic Icehawk.

I wanted to talk to you about it on AIM, but you didn't respond.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:47:58 PM
#296
I hope they countersue and make Kuge go bankrupt.

That would be the best thing for me, I'm already $45,000 in debt.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Video of my college bills.
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:36:58 PM
#284
IIRC, she was supposed to take pictures and send it back to Mike's chat name, then send them to my gf

Fixed my own screwup, I didn't want to get you guys confused.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:33:08 PM
#282
How would that Mike guy have set you up for this, how did he know about the sting?


AH CRAP!

OK...maybe I should add in another part about coming back from New York and meeting up with Mike a few weeks later.

Basically though, he didn't know about it. But he wanted to set something up to where he would think I would have had sex with the girl and he would then contact my gf and say I was cheating on her. (I wouldn't cheat on her, but since he had the chat messages and whatnot he thought he could pull it off). I swear that guy is a bimbo-douche. IIRC, she was supposed to take pictures and send it back to Mike's chat name, then send them to her.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:27:23 PM
#279
Part 5

Like I said earlier I told my close ones the story and they understood after I shown them the proof that I was innocent.

On April 30th I had to travel back to NJ for court, we provided the evidence and the prosecuting party really had nothing to say except, "he may have done...this could've been...yada yada yada." I was found Not Guilty 2 hours later and I'm a free man.

After the case, I saw someone wearing some NBC gear but I didn't recall seeing any cameras. I walked up to him asking him about me being on tv and that it was proven that I was set up. He gave me a card and told me to call them.

I call them from my cell phone as soon as he hands me the card, I asked that my exposure on "To Catch A Predator" not be shown, and no one should mention this since IIRC it would be defamation of character. They tell me that I can meet them at NBC Studio in New York Monday Morning.

Since classes are done for the school year, I didn't have to worry and RJ said he would let me stay at his place again if I needed to. So I did until Monday.

Monday Morning I meet up with their marketing director in the NBC building, he takes me to his office and discusses the video clip.

I told him that I wanted nothing to do with it, this shouldn't have happened in the 1st place and they can just burn the video. The video pretty much hurts my reputation no matter how you put a spin on it. He insisted that they can show it and no one will think bad of it, it would be more of a joke, since I fainted. I told him no, just don't show me at all, I don't even want them to use my name. We put this agreement in writing that NBC wouldn't show me at all.

Besides that meeting, we shook hands and I headed back to Long Island to gather my stuff and headed back home.

It was a nice $2500 spent trying to serve justice for myself.

/end

Now you can see why I'm upset over this even more.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 8:27:21 PM
#278
I think this will be the final part unless I forgot some stuff. Because I want to explain EVERYTHING just in case I have to leave and this topic gets to 500 (which I doubt, but safety first children)

DON'T POST UNTIL YOU SEE MY SIG, THIS WAS LONGER THAN EXPECTED

Part 4

Fast forward 6 hours and RJ and the rest show up to bail me out.


I ask about my car, it turns out it's impounded until further notice. Luckily the following day I had a hearing about when my official trial was supposed to happen, (which turns out to be April 30th). But I had to explain to the court about my car/traveling issue since I got class in 2 days I have need to go back to Michigan ASAP.

Now, lets go back in time to the ride back to Long Island when all 5 of us are in RJ's Ford Focus.

I am furious about what happened, and for some reason Mike has a grin on his face.

"I know that you set this up Mike!" I yelled at him as soon as we got to the highway since I didn't want to get assault and battery charges outside the jail.

Mike: What makes you say that?
Me: Because Chris Hanson told me of the chat log, and you were the only one who used the chat that one day to talk to your "cousin".
Mike: I have no clue what you are talking about *he says it in a awkward way*

Since I'm sitting behind him in the car, I throw an elbow to the back of his head, "You aren't fooling anyone" I snapped. He grabs the back of his head, he didn't even retaliate. It was silence on the ride back.

Fast forward again after the hearing, I get my car and pay a stupid fee for something that made no sense (I just wanted to get out of Jersey so I didn't care). I head back and pack up my stuff and then I say my goodbyes and head home. Before I left I told Mike I'll make sure to meet him again sometime.

Now, I get back late sunday night, hit the hay and went to class monday. After my classes I contacted an attorney.

I gave him all of the information of what happened to me. It turns out that Mike chatted to "Casey" that night he said he was gonna chat with his cousin. The time of the messages sent was around 8:30pm-9:30pm.

In the chat logs he uses MY NAME (Real name, not yahoo alias) instead of his. Well, the odd thing is that I went out to National City's atm at that time and we were able to get a video tape of me standing in the drive-thru atm (since my drivers window doesn't go down) getting money out.

Most of this stuff took a couple of weeks to get, but at least we got the evidence showing that I did not try to solicit young children on the internet. However, I didn't have enough evidence at the time to prove that Mike was the one who did all the online chatting.

Besides the evidence the attorneytold me what to say and what not to say if they asked me certain questions, so I don't make myself look like an idiot on court date.
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:54:49 PM
#201
Oh wait, you were talking about that 300 lbs topic. Of course it was a semi-joke.

I even said "I weighed 180 and wanted to drop 30 lbs" in my original post.

Not the case here, you guys have seen pictures of Kuge Bauer on board8wiki for years now and now the Kuge faint is on youtube.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:51:24 PM
#200
that whole topic was a joke, silvercross. iirc, his sig in that topic gave away that he was just screwing with people

Actually, if I was screwing with you guys, I would say, "I pity the people who believe this" in my sig.

My humor is subtle...but not that subtle.

Nothing pisses Kuge off more when Kuge see's Kuge faint on National TV.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:49:24 PM
#197
Wasn't there a topic a few months back saying Kuge was like 300 pounds and trying to lose weight? If this was done in March, I'm calling shananigans.


It was in the middle of May, not March.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:44:41 PM
#192
So did Mike set you up?


In my opinion: Yes
Did he really?: I don't care, I beat his ass.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:37:06 PM
#185
Wait...Kazuo Akutsu?

WHAT THE HELL?

NBC completely changed my name. After I talked with the marketing director after I was found innocent and they said they won't use my name or that clip.

WELL THEY AREN'T USING MY NAME!

OMG...

Sorry guys, I'm out for the night. Gotta talk to my lawyer.
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Kuge Bauer: The People's Champ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaFWM9wjvs - Free Hat
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 6:33:51 PM
#183
Alright people, as from my previous posts of what happened, I shall now go on after I woke up in the van:

PART 3

When I woke up I was in a bed inside a van where several policeman were at. Word on the street was that I fainted and landed on my head, but when I woke up I didn't feel any pain.

A female officer looked in disgust while the closest male officer asked me if I was okay, I said yeah. Just as soon as I did that, the cameras came in and started taping. I tried covering my face but the officers told me that it was useless and that I should be worried about the charges I'll be facing.

I asked what some of them were, they told me some junk of soliciting sex on the internet with a minor. I yell out "What the hell are you talking about? I was supposed to pick her up for someone I know."

Then they all laughed like I was making it up. Then Chris Hanson comes in, which explains why the cameras were there. Then the conversation there Chris pretends he's a 2nd god and talks in a condescending tone begins.

Chris: From your id, its says you are Jose?
Me: It says that.
Chris: What does that mean?
Me: What do you think it means?
Chris: Why were you here. To have sex with a 14 year old?
Me: No
Chris: On your chat you spoke to Casey in an inappropriate manner?
Me: I have not talked to Casey EVER, until I opened the door.
Chris: Does this sound familiar, 'I can't wait until I come over and **** slap you silly'; 'I want to take you to my place and turn you into a real woman'; 'if you want we can pretend we are dogs doing it outside'.
Me: STOP right there! This is so screwed up.
Chris: Of course it is, YOU are the one who said it.
Me: Hell no! Did it ever occur to you that someone could have just been saying they are me, and sent me over?
Chris: Perhaps, but...
Me: No, it wasn't me.
Chris: Are you not dancernakedboy32?
Me: No, as a matter of fact, I am not.
Chris: You are only making this tougher on yourself
Me: You are the biggest moron on the face of the earth, I did NOT try to have sex with a minor.
Chris: You know that trying to have sex with a 14 year old is illegal.
Me: You know that technically having a 21 year old girl pose as 14 shouldn't be illegal, but it probably is. And you know that theoretically, that's fraud...just like I was framed by coming here.
Chris: And let me guess, you wanted sex from this 14 year old.
Me: Are you a broken record! Stop saying the same thing and LISTEN.

The camera's are turned off, and they probably have been turned off since I said I wasn't dancernakedboy32.

By this point, Chris is surely upset since I am not following the "pedator routine" or whatever they do. I ask one of the officers if I can call someone, they said yes.

Thaddeus doesn't have a number, but Mike and RJ do. I call Mike first, he doesn't answer?! I then call RJ, he answers and I explain the whole thing to him. at first he thought I was joking, but then I told him to stay on the line. I handed my phone to one of the officers and asked him to explain the situation. After about 2 minutes he hands the phone back to me and RJ is still on the line.

"Wow, did you call Mike?" Rj asked. I say yes but he didn't answer, and told him that he stopped by Walgreens on the way.

"I am telling you I was set up!" I tell RJ. While I'm talking to RJ the police inform me that I will be staying at some local jail for the night with a $500 bond. I give the phone back to the cop so RJ can get information, and to call Mike ASAP to pick him and RJ up.

I then get handcuffed and put in a police car and go to jail.

Fast forward 6 hours and RJ and the rest show up to bail me out.

/end


I will continue this later on how the court stuff goes and my meeting with NBC.
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 5:49:56 PM
#161
And holy christ, was that actually you, Kuge?!

Sigh...This is the Kuge you all thought you loved.

Pic: http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kugenr9.jpg
Vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2rA6pAHI0As

PS: The only reason why I even bothered making this topic was because they SHOULDN'T be using that clip and none of this should've never happened. But hey, at least we know that Kuge Bauer won't get framed again.

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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 5:49:06 PM
#160
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 5:12:52 PM
#129
The Board8Wiki is still down so I can't see the picture. It's been like that for at least a week now. Probably would be a good idea to host the picture somewhere else and post the link to it in this topic.


WHAT?

ok, here you go

http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kugenr9.jpg
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 5:05:26 PM
#125
o.0 why did you pass out? lol

I was framed.

This almost fainted in 7th grade when some kid put a library book in my backpack when I wasn't looking, then when the alarm went off I told them I wouldn't steal a stupid book. Until they pulled a library book out of my backpack...I was speechless and almost fainted.

Now...lets magnify it times 1000 since it's on national tv.

My gf did have a good laugh though when she say the clip of me fainting, she yelled, "KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE". (I'll tell how I got proof that I wasn't soliciting kids later, if I didn't get proof...I probably wouldn't have my gf today).
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 4:53:22 PM
#115
And yes...

www.board8wiki.com/Kuge

For the picture of Kuge eating. Then on tv you will see Kuge fainting.
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 4:50:36 PM
#114
Part 2

Fast forward a couple of hours since I have no sense of direction and google maps let me down, we finally arrive at Ocean County. Mike tells me that he wants to surprise her and he wants to quick stop by Walgreens to get a card and a present.

I tell him to **** off and then Thad said "Just do it man, we'll pick her up as he goes in the store to buy stuff. From the directions it seems that it is about 2 minutes away". I shrug it off and I get off the main road to walgreens (I thought he got the idea as we went by it, but I am thinking thats not the case). Mike wants Thad to come since he thinks that if Thad was next to him waiting in the parking lot, I won't run Mike over (heh...I hate him so much). I ask Mike for his cousin's name, "Casey" he replies.

After I drop them off I drive for a minute and I get to the place, pretty big house, I thought nothing of it since it was rich Mike's relative. I park in the driveway and walk up to the door. I knock and she opens it, she looked nothing like Mike and I was baffled to see how those two could have been related. But remember this...SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS IN HER 20's!!!

Kuge: Hey, Casey?
Casey: Yes, come on in!
Kuge: Are you ready to go? I'm Mike's "Friend".
Casey: Umm, cool, do you want to come in, it's cold out.
Kuge: We really sh..
Casey: I made some hot chocolate and I need to finish it, wanna wait inside.
Kuge: Fine, but we need to hurry up.

I follow her to the kitchen and she tries talking to me again.

Casey: So, did you bring the condoms?
Kuge: Umm, what the hell?, can we just go, I don't see any hot chocolate.
Casey: Ok, lemma get my coat.

She walks into another room and I lean on the counter.

"Hey, what are you planning on doing with her?"...

...I turn around and it's Chris Hansen. I am in utter shock...

"..wha.." I manage to say, and then everything turned black.

When I woke up I was in a bed inside a van where several policeman were at. Word on the street was that I fainted and landed on my head, but when I woke up I didn't feel any pain.

/end

I'll continue with this later, I just thought I would set the record straight on what happened. I told my gf about it before so she would understand and she did, but then I saw that clip of the Kooginator faint on next weeks "To Catch A Predator" when I clearly presented that I was set up. (And yes, I'll talk about how I didn't solicit young women.
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TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 4:50:32 PM
#113
Part 1

It was March 23 and I was on Spring break! However, instead of going down south, I was invited to stay at my friends house in Long Island for the week. Now, when I say, "friends house", I mean my friend RJ lives in a 2 story building with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms while he takes care of his grandma. I've known RJ since 1st grade and we are pretty close.

When I talk to him on the phone about staying there for a week, he says that he invited 3 other friends from my town (since we all grew up together) to go as well and they are on there way too. I take the rest of the day and night packing up and Saturday morning I head out. I take my time and got lost a couple of times, but fast forward to Sunday evening and I arrive at his home.

Upon getting there RJ greets me and he says I was the last person to come, apparently everyone decided to fly to NY...bastards.

But when I went inside I saw 3 of the other people RJ wanted to come over, Thaddeus (cool guy), Juan P. (Cool, but can be kind of stupid at times), and Mike V.

Mike V. = my enemy. Apparently Mike is a bigot and I would strangle him given the opportunity, not to mention he is the biggest douche-tool I have ever met. I have no clue why RJ wanted him to visit for spring break, Heck...Thad and Juan don't have jobs and I have no clue how they got the money to get there. Mike is from a rich family who dropped out of college and likes to screw around.

Right off the bat me and Mike get right at it, but its nothing major. It was a pretty brisk week but I wanted to visit New York my whole life and I saw the sights, I won't go on about visiting since this topic isn't about my trip to NY.

Towards the end of the weekend RJ informs me that his grandmother will let us have a small "party" and we can have some friends over. Seeing as how RJ is the only one who has friends from the area he did some inviting. But good ole' Mike V. had a cousin who he said lives in Jersey and we can pick her up since he hasn't seen her in 5 years.

He gets on yahoo and starts chatting. We decide to have the party in the end of the week(Friday) Fast forward to late morning Friday and I get stuck with driving duty while Mike and Thad decide to ride along (more like Thad was forced since RJ didn't want me driving his car and he had to get some people, and I was the only one who brung my car to Long Island).
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 4:45:51 PM
#110
WARNING: BLOCK OF TEXT

First of all:

Sorry for the delay, I went to sleep after I replied to the topic the 1st time, got up and had to visit my lawyer about the lawsuit (actually, possibly 2 lawsuits...I'll explain this later)

Second of all:

When I mean I was set up...I mean...I WAS SET UP BAD! And not by that dateline crew, I was basically blindsided.

Third of all:

The episode will air Wednesday, July 25 at 10 p.m. on NBC. (New Jersey)

OK...now since that is out of the way, I will have to explain how all of this happened and why I will be doing some lawsuits.

DON'T POST UNTIL YOU SEE MY SIG
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 3:29:52 AM
#5
Well, Kuge Bauer is not sure if NBC will follow up on me, but the charges were dropped and NBC is still going to air Kuge because of what I did and it will give "ratings". I'm gonna effing gonna sue their asses.
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I wanted to punch Chris H.
TopicKuge will be on "To Catch A Preditor" next week. (serious)
xXEgukXx
07/20/07 3:20:47 AM
#1
I kid you not...

...I figure I would drop the bombshell at 3:18am before some of you see me on tv.

...Kuge was set up, and hence...I have to change the sig.
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I am tearing up typing this.
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