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Current Events   »   Invasive fish that can survive on land for days found in Missouri
Thermador446
06/04/2024
05:23 PM
#15
It's Missouri, how is this surprising!
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   New trailer for Alien: Romulus
Thermador446
06/04/2024
05:22 PM
#22
I actually want to see this in a theater.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Why is the name Jesus more common in Spanish-speaking culture?
Thermador446
06/03/2024
06:37 PM
#21
https://youtu.be/LWAqPfxD7qk?si=26jrcu6x9pkhrc46

Such a classic
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Today at work my co worker got fired as soon as he came in today
Thermador446
06/03/2024
06:33 PM
#2
Drug test, are you Surgeons or something?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Bible review: Author did a terrible job reviving the protagonist
Thermador446
06/03/2024
07:25 AM
#6
Revelations is the only good part, and it's like the last 1% of the book
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Favorite pizza crust style?
Thermador446
05/31/2024
11:44 PM
#22
Deep Dish Thin Crust in a Pan
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Have you seen the 2009 film Avatar
Thermador446
05/30/2024
07:14 PM
#6
I thought I was alone
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Man tredmills are Hella fun.
Thermador446
05/30/2024
07:08 PM
#2
Female treadmills are better
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Billionaire Bill Gates Has A McDonald's 'Gold Card' - Free Food For Life
Thermador446
05/30/2024
05:37 PM
#34
I remember when Paris Hilton got one for Burger King, and asked for one for her friends.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   DOOM's (2016) OST is God Tier
Thermador446
05/30/2024
05:34 PM
#5
True
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Uh oh. North Korea is throwing a wobbly again.
Thermador446
05/29/2024
09:59 PM
#12
At least they are properly labeled.
If the bags said 'candy', I'd be worried

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Why Do People Like Tim Allen?
Thermador446
05/29/2024
08:33 PM
#19
JustMyOpinion posted...
He got caught with nearly a pound and a half of coke that one time.

Johnny Paycheck had twice that in his truck when he shot a guy over a hat.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   I don't like the way Mario Kart gives out items.
Thermador446
05/29/2024
08:31 PM
#7
You don't like turtle shells hitting you in the ass?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Can't post the pic but Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a new 19 year old woman
Thermador446
05/29/2024
08:21 PM
#98
Play on
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Two best pizza toppings besides Pepperoni and Extra Cheese?
Thermador446
05/29/2024
05:44 PM
#56
Pimentos
Taco Bell Baja Sauce
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Man decides to attend his Zoom court case while driving
Thermador446
05/29/2024
05:41 PM
#62
I saw that same judge with a guy who rolled and smoked a blunt on camera while waiting for court.

He seems used to dealing with stupid.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Are you Short, Average, Tall height?
Thermador446
05/26/2024
11:13 PM
#27
I'm 5'10"
I would be worried about what kind of car I got into if I was taller.

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Can you go to your parents if things go bad?
Thermador446
05/26/2024
11:09 PM
#17
My parents are the 'bad'
Best to just stay away

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Your life gets a redo. You are born in 1999 and you have two options.
Thermador446
05/26/2024
02:11 PM
#26
6'2" or taller is gonna be difficult to get into many cars

Plus, getting rich off other people's money is kinda fucking funny when you think about it.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Is Breaking Bad the best show ever?
Thermador446
05/26/2024
02:06 PM
#8
No
The Venture Bros. is.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   it always bothered me how an invasive species
Thermador446
05/25/2024
10:29 AM
#29
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
question for people that hate "small talk"

What do you talk about with your friends? instead of asking how someone is, do you ask philosophical questions?

Not with people who ask stupid questions
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   21 year old boy from Utah attempts a coup in the Congo
Thermador446
05/25/2024
10:24 AM
#23
I mean, whatever it takes to get the fuck outta Utah.

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   At least 3 climbers believed to have died on Mount Everest this week
Thermador446
05/25/2024
10:19 AM
#6
Skipped wall of COPIED TEXT

Is there any point to this topic?
I took more than 3 shits this week
Do you see me starting a topic about it?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Has Kamala Harris done anything?
Thermador446
05/25/2024
10:15 AM
#6
No.
There is a secret government program to convert VPs into holograms.

Just ask Mike Pence
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Would you ever attempt extreme caving?
Thermador446
05/25/2024
10:07 AM
#12
I did a crawling tour of Mammoth Cave as a teenager, it was really fun.

There is a cave loaded with silver and gold somewhere in southern Indiana according to a guy who met the natives before they left the area.

The guy spent the rest of his life trying to find the cave that the Native Americans took him to before they left the area
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   How many of you abused Columbia House and BMG Music back in the day?
Thermador446
05/24/2024
07:27 PM
#4
Yup. Once my dad realized he could tell them to fuck off, he didn't care.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   My partner recently told me they feel like they've become asexual
Thermador446
05/23/2024
06:56 PM
#14
Humans can't have babies by themselves.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   What gaming achievment of yours can you not match anymore?
Thermador446
05/23/2024
09:57 AM
#18
Best TF2 bag runner on ps3
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Google AI encouraging you to add non-toxic glue to pizza sauce for tackiness
Thermador446
05/23/2024
01:26 AM
#27
This sounds like it's stealing from shit-post in wikipedia
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Florida raises the age requirement to be a stripper to 21
Thermador446
05/20/2024
05:06 PM
#216
I remember going to a 18+ strip club in Florida when I was under 21.

Florida law allowed the 18+ club to be bottomless as well as topless, but the 21+ required strippers to wear bottoms

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Man I wish I could change the size of my head.
Thermador446
05/20/2024
05:03 PM
#5
If a person completely abstains from sugar for 3 days, their face fat will start to go away.

"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Florida is adamant on sinking
Thermador446
05/20/2024
05:01 PM
#58
I get it, no one will be able to afford insurance.
Why didn't I come up with such a brilliant plan?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   So apparently, I'm basically the best cashier in the country.
Thermador446
05/20/2024
04:56 PM
#36
In highschool, I worked in a movie theater concession stand, and hated it.
But I was good at it, so I always got stuck there.
I guess I'm not very good at sucking at my job.

I did anything to get out of it, being an usher cleaning theatres, taking tickets, selling tickets were all better( never once actually read an ID, just asked to see it)

I remember Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year, so 3/4 concession cashiers dropped acid one year when I was in highschool. Good times

And popcorn smells like piss imo
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Is the year 2000 part of the 20th or 21st century?
Thermador446
05/20/2024
09:45 AM
#4
Isn't it always 1 Century ahead?
so 19th century
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   AA now selling flights to Allahu Akbar, Penis, Shitville...
Thermador446
05/20/2024
09:43 AM
#2
Admiral Akbar would be so much better
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Orcas have attacked and sunk another boat and experts warn of more attacks
Thermador446
05/20/2024
09:41 AM
#28
I've been it saying for years; they're gonna start attacking people soon
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   *ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
Thermador446
05/20/2024
09:38 AM
#32
Turbam posted...
He can shit himself

No way he hasn't started at the podium
But he shrugs it off like a champ
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   *ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
Thermador446
05/20/2024
12:43 AM
#13
No.
1 of my dogs can smell evil, not gonna have his SS shoot them
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Trump's fat ass breaks podium, blames 'crappy contractor'.
Thermador446
05/18/2024
09:37 PM
#27
LeCh0nk posted...
Podiums will now come with a warning: maximum weight 300lbs

Or 1 giant turd
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   U.S. to Announce New Tariffs on Chinese Electric Vehicles
Thermador446
05/18/2024
09:15 PM
#87
emblem-man posted...
Seems bad to continue a trade war

Especially when a moron who knows nothing started the trade war
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Biden signed a 1 Billion arms deal to Israel.
Thermador446
05/18/2024
09:08 PM
#116
Rather see it go to Ukraine
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Are pre-diced fresh veggies worth it?
Thermador446
05/18/2024
09:05 PM
#18
Only shredded lettuce, because I don't know how to shred lettuce
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Had an endoscopy today,
Thermador446
05/18/2024
08:55 PM
#5
That sounds cancerous if untreated
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   This girl I haven't seen in 3 years just asked me if I wanted to go on a cruise
Thermador446
05/18/2024
08:52 PM
#7
Get a quick vasectomy if you are that worried.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Why are so many "adult" animated shows ugly as fucking sin?
Thermador446
05/18/2024
08:49 PM
#46
Still, not as bad as current TMNT
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   First official royal portrait of Charles unveiled
Thermador446
05/16/2024
02:36 AM
#76
So, is LSD suddenly legal in England?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Slovakia's PM has been shot. Alive but in critical condition.
Thermador446
05/16/2024
02:29 AM
#37
When I was a teenager and Biggie and 2pac got shot, I just thought that was what happened to rappers.

As an adult, I feel the exact same way about Prime Ministers
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Rewatching Preacher Season 1
Thermador446
05/16/2024
02:21 AM
#1
So good.

Anyone know why season 4 was so fucked?
Did they just try to cram too much into it?
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   NYC-Dublin portal shutdown after OnlyFans star flashes crowd
Thermador446
05/16/2024
02:09 AM
#7
Crono99 posted...
The Catholic Church has been saying no horny for 2000 years

In public at least
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
Current Events   »   Has anyone else noticed that you started taking a lot more meds since turning 25
Thermador446
05/14/2024
01:59 PM
#58
Kurumiee posted...
I often wake up with migraines, because I probably fudged up a neck muscle previously. For that, I take ibuprofen.

Not counting my antidepressants, I take magnesium, multivitamins, omega 3, and selenium.

Growing up, with the same diet and all, I never needed these things, and I only needed an ibuprofen when I was actually sick:/ I'm 28, darn it

Stop taking ibuprofen.
It just makes things worse.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
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