Google AI encouraging you to add non-toxic glue to pizza sauce for tackiness

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Current Events » Google AI encouraging you to add non-toxic glue to pizza sauce for tackiness
CruelBuffalo
05/22/2024
07:16 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/pixelbutts/status/1793387357753999656
uwnim
05/22/2024
07:18 PM
#2
Sounds like a good idea.
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BucketCat
05/22/2024
07:20 PM
#3
gotta add macro plastics to balance out the micro plastics.
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hmnut7
05/22/2024
07:20 PM
#4
Well I was going to add toxic glue so once again the day is saved by AI.
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Strider102
05/22/2024
07:22 PM
#5
"Hello, how would you like your pizza?"

"Extra glue, please!"
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Enclave
05/22/2024
07:24 PM
#6
I bet you could find some kindergarten kids who would absolutely love some Elmer's Margherita Pizza.
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AceMos
05/22/2024
07:33 PM
#7
hope google gets sued for this
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008Zulu
05/22/2024
07:37 PM
#8
Google AI is powered by Ralph Wiggum.
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
Antifar
05/22/2024
07:43 PM
#9
The people behind Google, a trillion dollar company, decided that their flagship product needed to spit out unreliable bullshit front and center.

Does anybody smart work in silicon valley?
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Starks
05/22/2024
07:44 PM
#10
OpenAI has almost lapped Google at this point
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UnholyMudcrab
05/22/2024
07:45 PM
#11
Well, I can't find fault in its logic. Cheese not sticking to the pizza? Just glue it there. Now it sticks.
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Evthean
05/22/2024
07:45 PM
#12
Just googled to test, and it unironically suggests Elmers
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Enclave
05/22/2024
07:48 PM
#13
Evthean posted...
Just googled to test, and it unironically suggests Elmers

Lol, but I was just joking.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
TheGoldenEel
05/22/2024
07:52 PM
#14
Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off
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BlackOmnimon
05/22/2024
07:55 PM
#15
on the other hand, toxic glue can add spiciness
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Powdered_Toast
05/22/2024
07:59 PM
#16
Shitting up Google AI responses will be the new version of search engine optimization. I hope this goes horribly for them.
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AbsolutelyNoOne
05/22/2024
08:00 PM
#17
TheGoldenEel posted...
Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off
There are extensions that auto-hide them, I'll suffice with that for now

AI sucks.
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TendoDRM
05/22/2024
08:03 PM
#18
TheGoldenEel posted...
Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off

https://www.theverge.com/24162621/google-search-ai-overviews-get-rid-of
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thronedfire2
05/22/2024
08:04 PM
#19
well...that's technically not incorrect.

corn starch slurry is basically just paste.
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rexcrk
05/22/2024
08:05 PM
#20
This is the weirdest timeline.
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MEGAsoldier
05/22/2024
08:07 PM
#21
I have really only used it for video game questions, but so far the Google AI thing has been pretty accurate for me, and I do enjoy not even having to click on a website.
LeoRavus
05/22/2024
08:07 PM
#22
AI as we know it isn't really AI. It's not sentient and just uses search engines to come up with some shit.
This is where cool people write stuff.
CruelBuffalo
05/23/2024
01:11 AM
#23
I tried asking ScarJo about Tomb Raider issues because I was stuck on what to do but she hallucinated answers and got me more confused
Tyranthraxus
05/23/2024
01:18 AM
#24
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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BuzzKilljoy
05/23/2024
01:24 AM
#25
That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Enclave
05/23/2024
01:24 AM
#26
BuzzKilljoy posted...
That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.

I hadn't considered this but you're probably exactly right.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
Thermador446
05/23/2024
01:26 AM
#27
This sounds like it's stealing from shit-post in wikipedia
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Smashingpmkns
05/23/2024
01:27 AM
#28
It's how they make it in Italy
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Back_Stabbath
05/23/2024
01:29 AM
#29
A NZ national supermarket chain tried to use AI to make recipes and the results were amazing
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Back_Stabbath
05/23/2024
01:31 AM
#30
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b696928f.jpg
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party_animal07
05/23/2024
02:11 AM
#31
BuzzKilljoy posted...
That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.
This was my first thought
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Shotgunnova
05/23/2024
02:13 AM
#32
How am I supposed to throw a good 12-6 curveball if I use all my glue for pizza? Thanks, Biden!
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sfcalimari
05/23/2024
02:17 AM
#33
Antifar posted...
The people behind Google, a trillion dollar company, decided that their flagship product needed to spit out unreliable bullshit front and center.

Does anybody smart work in silicon valley?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4cd8672.jpg
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Tyranthraxus
05/23/2024
02:33 AM
#34
party_animal07 posted...
This was my first thought
I don't think they'd specify non toxic glue if it was gotten from a photographer. Those dudes literally baste turkeys in motor oil to give it a perfect golden finish.

And food glue / meat glue is a thing I just never heard of it being added to sauce.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
BTH_Phoenix
05/23/2024
11:03 AM
#35
AI figured out the pizza hut recipe
*whoosh*
Bass
05/23/2024
11:04 AM
#36
Our AI overlords know what's best.
Many Bothans died to bring you this post.
Whiterun_Guard_
05/23/2024
11:05 AM
#37
AI is already trying to kill us.
No lollygaggin'.
FL81
05/23/2024
11:49 AM
#38
"AI is the future" lol. lmao even
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Trelve
05/23/2024
11:56 AM
#39
Google AI got this from a reddit comment, as reddit recently gave the green light for AI models to use their site as a source.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/693778d0.jpg
https://x.com/petergyang/status/1793480607198323196?t=6NDjiFnXsyR2BceI-o7M4A&s=19

Compsognathus
05/23/2024
12:02 PM
#40
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549?s=19
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Deej
05/23/2024
12:05 PM
#41
If I'm not supposed to eat it, why is glue non-toxic? Checkmate, non glue eaters.
Hey, everyone, what's going on in this topic? Oh.
Tmaster148
05/23/2024
12:44 PM
#42
Here's the source the AI got the information from

https://twitter.com/kurtopsahl/status/1793494822436917295
http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png
CruelBuffalo
05/23/2024
08:06 PM
#43
https://twitter.com/napalmtrees/status/1793720676681175471
Enclave
05/23/2024
08:11 PM
#44
Google really does have the worst of the LLMs.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
YugiNoob
05/23/2024
08:12 PM
#45
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7fb23b17.jpg
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Antifar
05/23/2024
08:16 PM
#47
https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt6w2phzdc2h
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CruelBuffalo
05/23/2024
08:53 PM
#48
Lmaaoooooooooo not the onion. Damn Google AI is worse than teenagers
Antifar
05/23/2024
09:16 PM
#49
CruelBuffalo posted...
Lmaaoooooooooo not the onion. Damn Google AI is worse than teenagers
It consistently does this
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McMarbles
05/23/2024
09:35 PM
#50
This is how you get Skynet.
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