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Dark_Koopatrol
08/18/2025
11:55 AM
#1
And how many presses?

Animal | Moral weight | Reward per press
Ant | 0 | $0.00000001
Fruit fly | 0 | $0.00000001
Mosquito | 0 | $0.00000001
Housefly | 0 | $0.00000001
Cockroach | 0 | $0.00000001
Moth | 0 | $0.00000001
Termite | 0 | $0.00000001
Aphid | 0 | $0.00000001
Goldfish | 0 | $0.0000001
Minnow | 0 | $0.0000001
Spider | +1 | $0.000001
Earthworm | +1 | $0.000001
Mouse | +1 | $0.001
Rat | +1 | $0.001
Squirrel | +1 | $0.10
Hamster | +2 | $0.10
Guinea pig | +2 | $0.10
Pigeon | +2 | $0.50
Chicken | +2 | $1
Duck | +2 | $1
Sheep | +2 | $2
Goat | +3 | $5
Owl | +3 | $5
Pig | +5 | $20
Parrot | +5 | $25
Horse | +6 | $50
Sea turtle | +6 | $50
Wolf | +6 | $100
Octopus | +7 | $200
Domestic cat | +8 | $500
Domestic dog | +8 | $500
Panda | +8 | $500
Dolphin | +8 | $500
Orangutan | +9 | $700
Tiger | +9 | $700
Elephant | +10 | $1,000
Chimpanzee | +10 | $1,000
Gorilla | +10 | $1,000
Blue whale | +10 | $1,000
Dissident_77
08/18/2025
11:56 AM
#2
I press nothing
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Dark_Koopatrol
08/18/2025
11:58 AM
#3
Dissident_77 posted...
I press nothing
Vegan?
Crimson_Corsair
08/18/2025
11:58 AM
#4
I setup an auto clicker for the mosquito button.

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ssb_yunglink2
08/18/2025
11:58 AM
#5
Id like to think I wouldnt press the button at all no matter the amount, but even for someone with no morals this is not remotely enough money unless youre gonna start destroying ecosystems
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MagiMarthKoopa
08/18/2025
11:59 AM
#6
I will put an auto-presser on the mosquito button
Dissident_77
08/18/2025
11:59 AM
#7
Dark_Koopatrol posted...
Vegan?
No
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EmbraceOfDeath
08/18/2025
12:00 PM
#8
None I guess, I don't see human there.
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McSame_as_Bush
08/18/2025
12:00 PM
#9
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monkmith
08/18/2025
12:02 PM
#10
kill off the mosquito population is the obvious choice.
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/18/2025
12:05 PM
#11
Dark_Koopatrol posted...
c***roach | 0 | $0.00000001
This button, infinity billion times.
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kind9
08/18/2025
12:05 PM
#12
Imagine typing that OP
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Will_VIIII
08/18/2025
12:06 PM
#13
monkmith posted...
kill off the mosquito population is the obvious choice.
Curious doing that math and given the estimated population you wouldn't even break like 3k
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monkmith
08/18/2025
12:07 PM
#14
Will_VIIII posted...
Curious doing that math and given the estimated population you wouldn't even break like 3k
but you would be doing the world a service.
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SadButTrue
08/18/2025
12:07 PM
#15
7500 chimps
Will_VIIII
08/18/2025
12:07 PM
#16
monkmith posted...
but you would be doing the world a service.
You gotta press a button a couple trillion times who has time for that
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Dark_Koopatrol
08/18/2025
12:07 PM
#17
kind9 posted...
Imagine typing that OP
ChatGPT did, thank you very much.
Doe
08/18/2025
12:08 PM
#18
They're gonna shoot the messenger, but the sweetspot here is domestic dog/cat for $500 a press. A massive amount are euthanized already for population control / sanitation / safety. Install this button at kill shelters for revenue
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PoopPotato
08/18/2025
12:08 PM
#19
Bout to cash in on some squirrels.
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/18/2025
12:09 PM
#20
Doe posted...

Popcorn time
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Aristoph
08/18/2025
12:09 PM
#21
Domestic dog. As long as they'll let me keep pressing.

I just want to watch the world burn.
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K181
08/18/2025
12:10 PM
#22
We already kill millions of pigs and chickens every month, so I'd just continuously press either until my hand got tired or they put the box away. Nice pocket change and a few thousand more dead would be a rounding error.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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MotaroRIP619
08/18/2025
12:11 PM
#23
Id kill some bugs.
HashtagSEP
08/18/2025
12:11 PM
#24
Doe posted...
They're gonna shoot the messenger, but the sweetspot here is domestic dog/cat for $500 a press. A massive amount are euthanized already for population control / sanitation / safety. Install this button at kill shelters for revenue

Man, you just really hate pets, huh?
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R_Jackal
08/18/2025
12:12 PM
#25
I don't even give a fuck about the money I'm mashing that mosquito button until my arm is worn down to the bone.
NoxObscuras
08/18/2025
12:18 PM
#26
I was going to say mosquitos or roaches, but apparently they have benefits to the environment...

If I had control over which ones were killed, then I'd say mice. I know they had a really bad infestation in Australia a few years ago, where millions of mice were destroying crops.
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MrFingers07
08/18/2025
12:18 PM
#27
I'm ignorant so I'm probably wrong here but I imagine there's a bunch of Octopuses in the wild so I'm pressing that button so many times lol
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/18/2025
12:19 PM
#28
NoxObscuras posted...
apparently they have benefits to the environment...
Don't even care
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SaltyWet
08/18/2025
12:19 PM
#29
Wondering how you came up with these values. Digs and cats the same as pandas?
Ask me anything about big cats.
Sephirothe
08/18/2025
12:22 PM
#30
Dissident_77 posted...
I press nothing
This
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MrFingers07
08/18/2025
12:23 PM
#31
SaltyWet posted...
Wondering how you came up with these values. Digs and cats the same as pandas?
Just reading the topic, apparently ChatGPT typed all this out and I assume gave the values as well.
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archizzy
08/18/2025
12:23 PM
#32
Pig because thats the animal highest on the list I consistently eat. Chicken would also be acceptable and cow isnt on the list. So pig makes the most sense. It wouldnt be a wasted kill. I would consume the animal.
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TheFalseDeity
08/18/2025
12:24 PM
#33
Of the 1k club elephants seem to have the highest population. So maybe 500 there and id just be set for life. Echo the idea of putting autoclickers on the bugs regardless of income though.
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Cheater87
08/18/2025
12:26 PM
#34
Nothing.
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joaquintall
08/18/2025
12:45 PM
#35
It would be rats... but really not worth the effort. Even if I set up a system where every keystroke or game button press would do it, I'd need 300k presses to even get $300.
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KanWan
08/18/2025
12:52 PM
#36
Press nothing
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PMarth2002
08/18/2025
12:55 PM
#37
None. I'd be fine with the bugs, but the values are too low to care. I'm not pressing a button millions of times for a single penny.
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Biofighter55
08/18/2025
12:58 PM
#38
Which one of these are not essential to our world?

like cockroaches or mosquitoes, can I get rid of them?
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Tyranthraxus
08/18/2025
01:00 PM
#39
If I can pick the specific animal there's a ton of mice, guinea pigs, cats & dogs euthanized every year. I can just target those and save the vets/scientists some trouble.

I could also use the opportunity to wipe out the invasive pigs in Australia that are destroying the ecosystem like crazy.
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FrozenBananas
08/18/2025
01:01 PM
#40
Dark_Koopatrol posted...
Vegan?

im not a vegan, but those rewards are fucking worthless
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SauI_Goodman
08/18/2025
01:02 PM
#41
Where's the people option
Italian, French, German.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/18/2025
01:06 PM
#43
How has this topic not been modded
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FL81
08/18/2025
01:35 PM
#44
What do you press?
Mosquito

And how many presses?
500 trillion times
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wallmasterz
08/18/2025
01:55 PM
#45
TC, I think these payouts are a little too generous. You only have to kill a million ants for a penny.

If you press the button once every second for a year, youll make $31.54.

Sign me up!

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Spiderman23J
08/18/2025
01:57 PM
#46
octopus
buss on life
AgentCoulson
08/18/2025
01:59 PM
#47
Does the world really need cockroaches? Do they do anything other than invade people's homes and ruin everybody's day?
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Evening_Dragon
08/18/2025
01:59 PM
#48
Stray culling would be great, but I wouldn't risk killing someone's pet.
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Patriotwolf
08/18/2025
02:00 PM
#49
Mosquitos, termites, and roaches.
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/18/2025
02:03 PM
#50
AgentCoulson posted...
Does the world really need cockroaches? Do they do anything other invade people's homes and ruin everybody's day?
Whatever they do, it's not worth it.
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