MysteryMan923 posted... [Jerrys apartment. Jerry and George are on the couch, Elaine comes in mid-conversation.]
George: I dont get it, Jerry. Sydney Sweeney dating Scooter Braun?
Jerry: Yeah, the music guy.
George: The music guy! How does that happen? Hes not even in her league, Jerry. Shes major leagues, hes triple-A ball!
Elaine: (dropping her purse) What are you two worked up about now?
Jerry: Sydney Sweeney. Scooter Braun. Together.
Elaine: Oh please, happens all the time. Beautiful woman, powerful guy. Its as old as time.
George: But hes not powerful like old-money powerful. Hes playlist powerful. That doesnt count!
Jerry: (mock announcer voice) And coming up next in the Spotify lineup your new boyfriend!
[Kramer bursts in.]
Kramer: Did somebody say Sydney Sweeney? (waves arms) Oh, I know whats going on here its the Glow Effect.
Elaine: The what?
Kramer: When somebodys career is burnin brightblam!everyone around em gets warmed up. Scooters just basking in the rays.
George: I could bask! I could bask with the best of them!
Jerry: You cant even handle sitting under a heat lamp at a diner.
Elaine: Look, shes young, shes famous, hes connected. Its convenient.
George: (bitter) Why cant I ever be convenient?
Jerry: Youre not convenient, youre inconvenient. Youre the human traffic jam.
Kramer: (snapping fingers) I got it! Ill become a manager. Actors, singers, jugglersyou name it! Next thing you know, Im dating starlets.
Elaine: You cant even manage your laundry.
Jerry: If you were a manager, Kramer, your first client would fire you before the headshot.
George: (sulking) Meanwhile, Scooter Brauns living the dream and Im out here being rejected by a woman who sells cat calendars.
Jerry: (shrugs) Well, you dont have any playlists.
That's pretty good actually
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