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teep_
07/02/2025
02:21 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eded36e1.jpg
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ellis123
07/02/2025
02:22 PM
#2
Yes. Men doing anything is inherently gay.
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Will_VIIII
07/02/2025
02:23 PM
#3
classic
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Accolon
07/02/2025
02:23 PM
#4
Being a man is gay, because you're constantly inside of a man.
http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg
TheBreadedOne
07/02/2025
02:23 PM
#5
How was this not noticed before moving in?
http://i.imgur.com/Ept5Ldj.gif
Strider102
07/02/2025
02:24 PM
#6
Thankfully i have seashells for this.
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A_Good_Boy
07/02/2025
02:24 PM
#7
How does one get to the point of moving in with a partner and not notice their hygiene habits beforehand?
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Were_Wyrm
07/02/2025
02:26 PM
#8
Yes real men use bidets
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boomgetchopped3
07/02/2025
02:27 PM
#9
Maybe some people are really good at no wipers like dogs
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Notti
07/02/2025
02:27 PM
#10
Drop him like a turd.
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Rob_the_Ninja
07/02/2025
02:31 PM
#11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjDAV6BmN6E
Turbam
07/02/2025
02:35 PM
#12
List of things that makes you gay:
  • Wiping your butt
  • Cleaning yourself below the torso
  • Having sex with women
  • Raising children
  • Hanging out with your male friends
  • Enjoying a sunset
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Hejiru
07/02/2025
02:39 PM
#13
TheBreadedOne posted...
How was this not noticed before moving in?

Because its a fake story
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Tyranthraxus
07/02/2025
02:43 PM
#14
TheBreadedOne posted...
How was this not noticed before moving in?
Because it's not a real story. Probably some crap on Reddit
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ai123
07/02/2025
02:44 PM
#15
This cannot be real.

Women! According to the internet, they won't date anyone under 6ft who isn't earning 6 figures, but they will move in with a guy who smells strongly of shit at all times.
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The_Popo
07/02/2025
02:47 PM
#16
Im suspicious that every man might be gay. After all, why would they even have an ass other than for gay reasons?
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Murphiroth
07/02/2025
02:49 PM
#17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ

This topic reminded me of this insanity.
UnfairRepresent
07/02/2025
02:50 PM
#18
Bidet?
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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A_Good_Boy
07/02/2025
02:50 PM
#19
UnfairRepresent posted...
Bidet?
Probably gayer than wiping.
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Bass
07/02/2025
02:51 PM
#20
Classic.

Also, yeah no way that reddit story is real. Surely you would notice his unwiped ass during sex, lol.
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Evolician
07/02/2025
02:54 PM
#21
The bar is below hell.
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Link_of_time
07/02/2025
02:55 PM
#22
I hate that stupid ppl believe this story, and even worse, they repost it around like some kind of gotcha.
teep_
07/02/2025
11:14 PM
#23
Bump
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Paragon21XX
07/02/2025
11:16 PM
#24
Strange piece of fiction you have there.
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#25
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Rika_Furude
07/02/2025
11:17 PM
#26
Sometimes its OK to be judgemental

CyrusV
07/02/2025
11:26 PM
#27
Real men use the bidet.
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ablegator
07/02/2025
11:28 PM
#28
These are Bidets underpants.
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ssjevot
07/02/2025
11:32 PM
#29
It's wild how we went from "be suspicious of things you read on the internet" to just believing whatever obvious bullshit is posted randomly on social media.
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Robot2600
07/02/2025
11:35 PM
#30
dont forget that soup and straws are also gay. also ice cream is maybe gay? im not sure.
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foxhound101
07/03/2025
02:00 AM
#31
Sadly I would believe this is true. But would and should notice he was smelly before the point of moving in.

Still...I bet there are guys that believe this. In today's world it just sounds believable with
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wanderingshade
07/03/2025
02:17 AM
#32
If you told me that some levels of homophobia are a psyop to get men to believe in the dumbest fucking things possible so that they sabotage their own lives I'd kinda have a hard time not believing you.
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Robot2600
07/03/2025
09:01 AM
#33
psyops generally target any kind of societal divisions, so I think your theory is less-than-controversial.
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Smiffwilm
07/03/2025
09:03 AM
#34
To wipe? Oh honey, it's gay to simply exist!
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Sephirothe
07/03/2025
10:12 AM
#35
Wiping makes you gay.
Real men just let it fall out and go about their day.

Was the OP of that screenshot, or the dude with no personal hygiene, intentionally trying to make a hilarious rhyme?

Regardless, this dude should be dropped like a turd by the OP and laughed at relentlessly by everyone he meets
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Alucard188
07/03/2025
10:13 AM
#36
The second a hand touches my asshole, I fart rainbows for a week.
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ZevLoveDOOM
07/03/2025
10:14 AM
#37
simply existing is gay appar...

goddammit, someone already beat me to the joke!! lol -_-
NocturneD85
07/03/2025
07:14 PM
#38
Welp guess Im going to be in pride parade if wiping my own butt means Im gay.
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Storm_Shadow
07/03/2025
07:17 PM
#39
NocturneD85 posted...
Welp guess Im going to be in pride parade if wiping my own butt means Im gay.

I know I think about getting a train run on me by burly bears every time I do #2.
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Cynyn
07/03/2025
07:38 PM
#40
Turbam posted...
List of things that makes you gay:
* Wiping your butt
* Cleaning yourself below the torso
* Having sex with women
* Raising children
* Hanging out with your male friends
* Enjoying a sunset
Dont forget drinking a milkshake with a straw
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Dakimakura
07/03/2025
07:39 PM
#41
She never tried to stick a finger up there? Not wife material. She should just stick with the stinky ass dude.
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